Chapter 7 Immortal
In fact, the second hook also doesn't understand why the teacher suddenly gave such a strange order to look for a ten-year-old child who looks ordinary, but it is said that it should be very aura. This child has been exiled to the world, so once the disciples of the ghost * Yin * door see him, no matter what means they take, they must capture the child and hand him over to the ghost * Yin * door headquarters: ghost * Yin * hole. As a reward, as long as the person who captures this child, he will get a hundred-year-old Qimen martial arts cultivation method. The second hook doesn't care about any strange martial arts. If it hadn't been for the accidental opportunity for him to meet the injured old undead, he might have been just a gangster wandering on the street so far. Coincidentally, maybe he had just won 48 yuan and 50 cents in gambling that day. He just grabbed a chicken from the cornfield and was ready to go back to drink two pots. Just as he passed by the small forest at the entrance of the village, an old voice suddenly scared him half to death:
"Little guy, can you give me the chicken in your hand?"
"Ah, who?" Turning his head, under the dead willow tree, an old man who is as dry as a willow is chattering. The skinny frame is almost dead. The black and rough skin is wrapped around the skull, and then several holes are exposed, namely, eyes, nostrils and mouth.
Where did such an old man come from?
"Yes, I'm not dead. Can you give me the chicken in your hand?" The greedy eyes stared closely at the trembling chicken in the hand of the second hook.
I really met a ghost. He knows what I think in my heart. The second hook looked up at the sky, and it was just after noon. Good boy, didn't he see me catching the chicken just now? Forget it, I'm happy today, so I'll send my kindness to you. He skimmed the chicken by the way. What he never expected was that the old man grabbed the chicken with both hands and bit the chicken's neck like a weasel, cooing, drinking chicken blood like hungry and thirsty...
The second hook was not scared to pee, but it must have been dumbfounded. So much so that he drank the chicken blood in one breath, raised his head and breathed, "Hmm-huh? You haven't left yet? Wait for me to drink your blood too?" The old man's eyes, which were still dead just now, are actually suddenly shooting.
"I, I, just go, let's go." The second hook is a little rolling and crawling.
"Hight!" A fierce shout came, and the sound shook the air.
The second hook is really going to pee in his pants, "Oh, you..."
"I forgot that you are my savior. If I don't drink you, I will teach you kung fu."
"Kung fu, no, I don't learn kung fu." The second hook is creepy for drinking chicken blood.
"Don't learn? I still drank you."
"Then I'll learn, can't I learn?" The second hook is not a person with backbone.
Then he knew that if he didn't die, it's really called old and why it's called old. "That's because the ghost won't let me die, so if the old doesn't die is the ghost, and if the ghost doesn't let it, it means it's won't die. Do you understand? This time, I accidentally got poisoned by that bullshit beauty and drained my true anger. If it weren't for your chicken blood, I'm afraid that I won't be able to die this time. I didn't expect to meet you. It seems that this time it won't let me die, so boy, thank me. I will teach you kung fu now. Seeing that your little eyes are like two small hooks, I will teach you two hook hands. In the future, you will be Laozi's apprentice, and I will be your master, and I can send you at will. If you don't listen to me, I will pinch your neck and drink your blood..."
The second hook directly makes the scalp prick, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.
However, the second hook is to rely on the old immortal two-handed hook hand, which is proud in the casino and casually changes the other party's cards, just a hand. More importantly, the hook hand is also a very lethal means. That time, he was suspected of drawing a thousand, and the three prepared partners trapped him in the room and tried to kill him. Unexpectedly, the alert second hook hand made three moves in a row. It turned out to be an eyeball, a rib, a broken finger, and the three people cried and howled. For this, the police grabbed the second hook. After all, the second hook did not dare to show his hook hand in front of *. But soon the second hook escaped by means of the hook hand, and the reputation of the hook hand spread from then on.
Fortunately, the second hook is a person with no ambition. If you win money, you will go to drink, find a woman, spend all the time and then gamble. It is also comfortable to walk all the world.
If you don't die, you can leave without a trace. At first, the second hook thought that he would definitely be a cow and a horse for the old man. If it hadn't been sent at random, he didn't expect that if the old man would say that there would be no shadow. I tried to find some opportunities to ask people in the world, but I once knew the old undead, and people stared at him: Brother, have you read too many martial arts novels? Will there be this ghost name in the world? Of course, the second hook dares not say that it is his master. With such a master, who will bet with him in the future? If you don't let the ghost, did you really hit the ghost? What about it? Anyway, it's just right to leave. I'm leisurely and play as much as I like.
I didn't expect that I was dreaming freely, and my ears were torn and painful.
"Little son of a bitch, his mother knows how to prostitute in a hotel! Looking at your fucking little effort, why hasn't you made any progress at all?
"Yiyou, don't worry about it. Who the hell are you?"
Who? Of course, the old undead won't give up. How did you find it? I don't know. I don't know how to get in.
The ghost * Yin * hole has an order to immediately visit a 10-year-old boy.
Who is the ghost * Yin * hole?
Ghost * Yin * Cave is the place where your grandfather stays, and is it also what your boy said casually?
There are so many 10-year-old boys, where can I find them?
This child is practicing moral jade.
I don't have a dog nose. How do I know what virtue he is practicing?
I'll give you a dog nose now.
After saying that, he came to the window with two hooks and faced the blooming flowers and towering trees outside the window.
"What's the smell for me?"
"Fincense."
Then carry it to the bathroom and press the second hook to the toilet.
"What's the smell for me?"
"I'm sog."
Bang! The old man put his palm against the two-hook vest, and a cool air flowed into the heart of the two hooks as cold as a pipe. In fact, the second hook has learned the primary skill of the ghost * Yin * door. If the second hook can be cultivated for a long time, it should have reached a higher level. However, the second hook is an incompetent guy, so the thing that was taught at the beginning was how much at first, but now it is still how much. If you don't die, you have to add some real anger to this useless apprentice. After all, I don't like to shuttle in that ordinary world every day. That's the use of the second hook. At the beginning, I taught them to work hard, but it was just a deliberate nonsense. Don't I like that? As one of the twelve scattered people of the ghost * Yin * door, he is famous and likes to mess around.
In a quarter of an hour, I will let go of the work. Press the second hook on the toilet again,
"What's the smell for me?"
I raised my nose. I raised my nose again, and the second hook spoke,
"Fincense."
Don't carry it to the window again, facing the garden and trees just now, and ask again:
"What's the smell for me?"
The second hook turned out to be a posture that tried to avoid and said a word:
"I'm sog!"
In fact, the cultivation method of the ghost * Yin * door is to collect the evil and dirty qi between heaven and earth to cultivate. On the contrary, the moral jade gong pays attention to the peace of heaven and earth. There is a great contrast between the two. To a certain extent, practitioners can feel the existence of the other party's true qi, and like the two different true qi, ghost * Yin * door and Yuzhengong, the feelings between practitioners will be greater. The greater the other party's power, the more they can feel the strong pressure on the other party. On the contrary, due to the difference in collecting true qi, adapting to your own environment is the natural process of collecting true qi, which will make you feel more comfortable. On the contrary, in an environment that rejects you, you will also feel the depression and discomfort caused by this environment. The second hook's skills were still shallow at the beginning, so the changes in the environment were similar to ordinary people. Once the input of the old undead power, the level was immediately improved, and the true qi and dislike of the ghost * Yin * door immediately showed. After all, as one of the twelve scattered people of the ghost * Yin * door, his hundreds of years of skills are not ridiculous. Therefore, the second hook on the train was able to stare at He Xiaozhuo at once, which was really thanks to the power of immortality.
This time the second hook came back, but was scolded by the old man: you are a loser, a wine bag, a big rice bucket, he fucking knows how to gamble, whoring, drink, and be obedient. How did I meet such a bereaved star like you at the beginning? Let me tell you, there are hundreds of apprentices accepted by immortality, and there are also hundreds and eighty. You are the most fucking one to stay. You can't even say that a ten-year-old child can't be even, and it scares people. Hey, what the hell are you still alive? Don't you like to drink? Kick your head down as a wine pot, and peeing is wine. Are you fucking farting? Do you love whoring? I dragged your thing down and threw it into the brothel to let your son prostitute enough, okay? Then chop off your pair of bullshit hooks and hang them in the casino. Are you satisfied? ...I didn't expect that Nuo's old man was the best in the world when he came to scold people, and his temper was so strong that he let the second hook completely learn it. If it weren't for your boy's acquaintance, you wouldn't have said that I was an old apprentice when you were beaten, and you would have picked up your life. If others know that my immortal apprentice is so cowardly, I will be the first to strangle you.
The second hook believes that he does what he says even if he doesn't die, and there are not many people who can stop him from doing what he wants to do. In particular, he is not a person who fabricates facts out of thin air, including the 180 apprentices he mentioned. Wherever the old man goes, as long as he is happy, he will accept apprentices, teach him a few efforts casually, and then pat his buttocks and leave. Of course, he also has a condition for taking apprentices, that is, he must be a ruffian and rogue. In his words, I come to do evil, so choosing an apprentice first depends on whether he has a foundation for evil, and the more stubborn he is, the better. As long as you can do evil, what else? I don't care if I don't die. Therefore, in hundreds of years, there have been thousands of immortal apprentices who are really not bragging.
This is the immortal, a demon who has practiced for a hundred years. Although he has profound practice, his apprentice does not have a weapon, and the reason can be imagined.
Unfortunately, the second hook has fortunately become an apprentice who is immortal. Of course, he will not admit that the incompetence of the second hook is also the result of his own non-teaching. It is not for him to take responsibility. If it hadn't been for the sudden visit of the little boy who practiced jade skills in the ghost * Yin * hole, thinking that the second hook was still a little useful, he I have already left the precious apprentice of the second hook behind the sky. Normally, there are generations of disciples working under the ghost *yin * door. As a scattered person, he is nothing more than this place to travel. It is similar to patrol. If you like it, you can go to various places to check the inspection work. Otherwise, you can find a place to stay. Unless there is something important to do in the ghost *yin * door, he will be specially notified of each Those who participate in the scattered people are usually in charge of their own freedom. Therefore, there is no need to work hard to find such things as a person like him. Coincidentally, this visit to the ghost * Yin * door competition is rewarded with the cultivation of a century-old Qimen martial arts. This is the thing that all practitioners outside the ghost * Yin * gate dream of. Of course, immortality is also No exception, especially the "ghost dispersion" that I secretly practiced has reached the fifth level, and I can't find the sixth step forward, which may be in those sealed skills.
Of course, the second hook is an exception. What is the cultivation method of martial arts that has been sealed for a hundred years? I only need women, wine, and casinos. These fools, no, should be old antiques. They don't enjoy the ready-made happiness, and they don't want to enjoy happiness like as ascetic monks? If I have the ability to live without death, I will definitely play with women all over the world... But now I can't, I must deal with this immortality first. With the old dog's nose, his understanding of the three-door Xuanzhang San, and the road of the world, he quickly figured out where He Xiaozhuo was. However, this time he did not dare to act rashly. President Li of the welfare home is not an idle person like Zhang San, and this matter can only be discussed from a long-term perspective.