Chapter 7 Punishment
"Lord, just raise your hand and spare us!" The old beggar pleaded miserably. He had knelt on the ground, and the bean-sized sweat rolled down. In addition to him, the rest of the people also suffered from the torment of the insects, rolling on the ground, and the fool had fainted.
Song Jun sat leisurely on the kang, with the skull on the table. At this moment, a black smoke was blowing out of the skull's mouth, swinging to the ground.
"Grandma, this is what you asked for. Don't blame me. It's useless to complain about yourself. Why can't you complete the task?" With a crack, he lit a cigarette and spit out a cigarette ring freely.
"The most annoying thing is you son of a bitch. You don't want much money, and you fucking give money to others. What's wrong with you? Just your heart? Why do so many people beat you with a good heart? This is called the world. Don't think you are the savior. This society is like this. If you want to live well, you have to do whatever you can. If you are moral, then you are fucking waiting to drink the northwest wind.
"Help, master, what you said is all right, but please let us go. Mingming, we must have more money back and come back..." Under the leadership of the old beggar, everyone except He Xiaozhuo and Leng Qingfeng began to plead.
"It's useless to beg me. The problem is that as long as one person has not completed the task, you will all be punished. Today, you just followed He Xiaozhuo to borrow this bastard." Song Jun still refused coldly.
"Next time we will all complete the task!" The old beggar assured painfully and shouted to He Xiaozhuo, "I said, you little donkey, little ancestor, can't you ask for help, and let us all compensate you and suffer?"
"Yes, you, just beg the master..." Other beggars also began to beg for mercy.
"I can't help it. I'm reasonable, but you have to punish me if you don't complete the task, right?"
"If I haven't finished it myself, you can come to me alone!" He Xiaozhuo stood up suddenly.
"Yo, the good man finally stood up?" Song Jun flicked the soot.
"Not bad. If you say you are reasonable, then I haven't finished it, then you can come to me alone." He Xiaozhuo shouted righteously.
"You? Can you replace them alone? Song Jun's eyes began to turn.
"Can!" He Xiaozhuo said without hesitation.
"It's okay. It's really guts." Song Jun said strangely, "However, judging from your guts, I would like to give you an exception. Now there are 10 people here besides you. If the punishment is one hour, you will have to replace each person for one hour, which is nine hours. Do you think about it?
"I've figured it out!"
"Ok, I'll see how many nails you can make today!"
"I don't need him to replace me." The voice was calm and decisive, but it was Leng Qingfeng who had never spoken.
"Oh, what the hell is today. Do you still have to come out and pretend to be a good man? Do you all come out together?"
so, the fool suddenly struggled to stand up, but barely turned three times, coo, and fell to the ground again.
"The door is evil, you son also want to live impatiently?" Song Jun scolded angrily, "Is there anyone else who wants to die?"
No one speaks.
"It seems that it's just you two heroes. Then come on!" Song Jun suddenly patted the top of the skull and struck a spell. Immediately, two blue smoke came out of the skull's eyes and went straight to He Xiaozhuo and Leng Qingfeng.
He Xiaozhuo suddenly paused, and all the insects seemed to stop suddenly, but immediately rushed to all directions like ten thousand horses. He Xiaozhuo's face immediately turned pale, and his clenched teeth also twitched. He held his shoulders and lowered his lower body with both hands. Leng Qingfeng also shrank his whole body into one at the same time. Group.
Song Jun looked at his watch and suddenly remembered something. Now you can go back to your nest. If you can survive for a few hours, that's your creation. Enjoy it."
Song Jun watched the crowd leave, dared to pack up their things, and then dressed himself up carefully. What he suddenly remembered just now was to go to a place.
Xiyuan Hotel is not a big hotel in this city. Song Jun didn't come here to stay in a hotel. He was alone and couldn't let himself be idle.
Open the shop skillfully, open the door, change clothes, and unscrew the shower. Song Jun first took a shower by himself, then wrapped himself in a bath towel, leisurely sat on the chair and raised his legs. Then he picked up the phone: "Hello? Please find me a massage. Yes, it's the 25th."
Putting down the phone, Song Jun lit a cigarette and began to wait leisurely.
Soon, on the 25th, a sexy and charming girl knocked on Song Jun's door...
But what Song Jun didn't expect was that when he came here quietly and was used to opening a room, a ghost-like shadow followed him and put all this into his eyes. Seeing Song Jun's call, the shadow disappeared like a ghost. As if suspended in the air, there seemed to be two rays of light floating out of the shadow's eyes, winding like smoke, wandering on the street. Suddenly, the figures of two policemen came into sight.
"Lao Wang, I've been shopping for a long time. Find a place to rest." One of them obviously felt bored.
Where to rest? Is your little plum addicted to alcohol again? We are still in class now. Don't be bumped into this month's bonus again. Lao Wang said helplessly.
"I said Lao Wang, do you really care about that little bonus?"
"Bullshit, you don't care about the bonus. Do you drink the northwest wind?"
"Oil, okay, don't be serious, okay?"
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? It's the weekend. If not, let's study..." Xiao Li said, counting the money with his hand.
"Go to catch illegal cars again?"
"How boring is that? Can't we get something bigger?"
"Large? How can it be called big?"
Little Li pointed to the Red Mansion not far away.
"Xiyuan Hotel?" Lao Wang stared at Xiao Li and said, "Take a rest. It was opened by Vice Mayor Zhong's brother-in-law. Move him? Are you looking for bad luck?
"We don't know what to do,"
"Don't move? Then how to move?"
Little plum muttered in Lao Wang's ear, and Lao Wang nodded intently.
The ghost took back the smoke covering the heads of the two policemen. The two policemen suddenly shook all over. They seemed to have been touched by something just now, but they looked at each other and there was nothing abnormal, so they walked straight to the Xiyuan Hotel.
Song Jun is very interested today. Although He Xiaozhuo failed to pay a penny, other people's gains are still good. The most important thing is that Miss 25 is a beautiful girl he just found recently. Not to mention enchanting, ** kung fu is also very resourceful. Song Jun thought of her, There is a feeling of itching all over. Don't feel it. Song Jun can't remember where he heard this sentence. Anyway, it's that feeling.
But Song Jun never thought that when he was complacent, a small trap had slowly strangled his neck.
The door opened silently, and Song Jun didn't understand that he clearly remembered to lock the door well. Why did the policeman Wang and Xiao Li stand silently in front of him, and in front of his naked body with Miss No. 25?
"Police, explain your behavior!" The two policemen questioned unhurriedly.
"I, I..." At this time, Song Jun was at a loss and panicked.
"What are you? ? "Problem!" Xiao Li suddenly roared. Song Jun was so scared that he knelt down,
"Police comrade, spare my life!"
"Don't kill you, detain for 15 days! Fine..."
"Don't, don't, don't detain me, I will admit punishment." Song Jun pleaded demented.
Little Li and Lao Wang looked at each other, and an imperceptible smile flowed from the corners of their mouths.
"A fine of 5000!"
"Ah?" Song Jun sat on the ground.
"I, I didn't..."
"No? Detention!" Xiao Lizi said and had already touched a pair of shiny handcuffs and shook in front of Song Jun.
"Don't, I, I'll take it." Song Jun waved his hand in a panic, and then pretended to extend his hand to his bag. A hard thing first touched his hand - the skull. Song Jun suddenly woke up: Damn, how can I forget this in a hurry? Catch me, and then let you taste my methods.
"Oh, Mamma, how much..." Song Jun's hand holding the skull was not taken out, but whispered the spell.
"What are you muttering? Um..." Xiao Li shouted impatiently, but suddenly as if he had been hit by something, his body softened and collapsed.
"What's wrong with you?" Seeing this, Lao Wang was about to come to help Xiao Li, but suddenly turned around and collapsed like Xiao Li.
They don't know that Song Jun has quietly urged the skull, and a magic power is released. How can the two ordinary policemen stand it? Fortunately, Song Jun did not give them a deciation, otherwise he would have rolled on the ground like the group of beggars under him.
Song Jun hurriedly packed up his clothes and was about to grab the door. But strangely, the door of the house was like lead. Song Jun pulled twice, and the door was motionless. Damn it. At this time, Miss No. 25 also woke up and pulled Song Jun.
"Sir, you haven't paid yet, but you want to leave?"
"Grandma, when did you pay back the money?" Song Junqi doesn't fight in any place.
"Yes, why do you want to run without paying?" What Song Jun didn't expect was why the two policemen woke up so quickly? As usual, if I hadn't lifted the curse by myself, I'm afraid that the two policemen would have been sleeping like this. Damn it.
He slapped Song Jun's left face rudely. Want to run? Do you want to be beautiful?" The second slap greeted Song Jun's right face rudely.
Song Jun missed the curse again and found that the skull was dead. Song Jun really has no curse at this time, and the only thing left is to be beaten...
As a result, Song Jun's money was looted that night. 3200 yuan, and Song Jun scolded his mother in pain. But what's more strange to him is why the skull suddenly fell silent? The two policemen had clearly said to themselves, why did they suddenly wake up again?
He didn't know that the two policemen were stranger than him. "Little Li, how did you know to go to that room to catch them?"
"Lao Wang, I'm with you."
"You went with me? I don't know how I got there yet?"
Strange. The two said almost with one voice. Of course, this is just one of the strange things. How could I suddenly fall and wake up suddenly?
"What the hell. This is called flying fortune!" Xiao Li smiled proudly.