Chapter 137 Bragging
Chapter 137 Bragging
The ancients said, "One life, two luck, three feng shui, four names, five readings", what is feng shui?" The air disperses in the wind, and the boundary water stops. Gathering will not disperse, and there will be an end, so it is called feng shui." The method of feng shui is to get water first, and hide the wind second." The essence of feng shui is "qi", and "qi" is the source of life and the foundation of life. The "qi" in feng shui is determined by the "order" occupied by the time and space of various objects in the surrounding environment.
The feng shui of the Xue family is very good. According to feng shui, it is a treasure land, "Yin Zhai". Including the interior layout, it is also very exquisite. It can be said that Mr. Xue is superstitious, because he has not received modern education, and his feudal ideas are deeply rooted. Even Xue Xiaobao is quite influenced by it. He is looking for a wife with big buttocks. It is said that his big buttocks give birth to a boy.
However, there is a mixed demon king - Xue Xiaobao. It is also the most puzzling one for Mr. Xue. So far, Mr. Xue has not found the reason.
Wind and water yang house feng shui and yin house feng shui. Yinzhai feng shui is the geographical form of the burial place of ancestors. Good Yinzhai feng shui can flourish for future generations. For thousands of years, Chinese people have been convinced that good Yinzhai feng shui can bring peace and wealth to future generations. The status of the living does not disappear due to death, but is more important. Ancestor worship is an important part of China's ethics and morality. Yin house feng shui not only has the practical effect of funeral, but also concerns the well-being of children and grandchildren.
Mr. Xue sat at the head of the hall, with the majesty of the head of the house. His eyes were slightly closed, and he turned two iron walnuts in his hand.
And Xue Xiaobao has been kneeling in the middle of the hall since then, covering his face with one hand and rubbing his buttocks. This decline is obviously just been repaired.
"Little bastard, you have grown up after a few days. How dare you fight with me... Are you convinced?" Mr. Xue was still angry and questioned Xue Xiaobao.
Xue Tianqiu walked forward, and Mr. Xue got up to catch Xue Xiaobao with his back foot. Xue Xiaobao was stunned at that time and was accidentally caught by Mr. Xue for a moment. Mr. Xue did not give him any chance to react at all, so he reached out and hit him. Xue Xiaobao was shocked at that time, panicked, and subconsciously fought back in a panic.
As soon as Mr. Xue saw that Xue Xiaobao dared to fight back, he originally wanted to teach him a few lessons and let him remember more. Well, Mr. Xue was furious and immediately used the grab handle to press it to the ground. The violent beating couldn't help but make Xue Xiaobao have the idea of biting his tongue and killing himself. He really wanted to die.
Xue Xiaobao cried and muttered, "I didn't mean to. Besides, why am I your old opponent..."
Explanation? Explanation is to cover up, and to cover up is to be true. Mr. Xue said slowly.
Hearing this, Xue Xiaobao's face was full of shock. He remembered that the old man never read books or newspapers. How could he say such philosophical words?
"Huh! Can't I study? Do you still want to fool me like before? Mr. Xue said proudly, brushed his beard, and a proud smile appeared at the corners of his mouth.
Mr. Xue is uneducated. Although he knows a few words, he doesn't know what science is at all. Xue Xiaobao often uses science to deceive him. Whenever he does something bad, he always takes scientific experiments as an example. Every year, more than a dozen dogs, more than 30 chickens and more than 20 ducks in their village are used by Xue Xiaobao for "scientific experiments".
At first, Mr. Xue also heard others say that any scientific project needs to be understood in practice. Mr. Xue believed it, but after a long time, he began to wonder. Why did Xiaobao only experiment with chickens, ducks and dogs in our village?
It's terrible to have no culture. Mr. Xue began to study secretly. Why did he do it secretly? Because he was afraid of being humiliated in front of Xiaobao.
Xue Xiaobao noticed the change of the old man and immediately grinned and said, "I haven't seen you for more than half a year. You are always starting to catch up with the trend. Not bad, not bad..."
"Little bastard, go and cook." Mr. Xue stared and quickly interrupted Xue Xiaobao's words. He knew his grandson's nature very well, and the following words were definitely nonsense.
Xue Xiaobao rolled his eyes dissatisfiedly and got up and walked to the kitchen.
"Old man, there is nothing to eat in the room. I'll do a "scientific experiment" and come back in a minute..." Xue Xiaobao said in a loud voice and walked away.
When Mr. Xue heard this, he sighed and said to himself, "When will I grow up... I want to eat goose, goose..."
"I know... it's annoying..."
The people in the village knew that Xue Xiaobao was back. They thought that if he had been out for half a year, he would restrain him. Who would have thought that this guy hasn't changed at all. He is still cheating like before, losing his conscience and doing bad things.
When many bad guys in the village saw Boss Xue coming back, it was like the Spring Festival. A swarm of bees rushed to Xue Xiaobao's home.
"Brother Xiaobao, I'm a donkey egg..."
"Brother Xiaobao, I'm a sparrow..."
"Big Boss Xue... I'm Erya..."
Xue Xiaobao doesn't have time to talk to them now. He is busy cooking dinner for the old man. Stop arguing, the old place. See you in the evening.
As soon as everyone heard the boss's instructions, they quickly dispersed and rushed to their "hold". Sitting under the old locust tree in the village, waiting for Boss Xue to have a meeting.
When eating, Mr. Xue clearly explained that he would not let him participate in things in Hebei. If he didn't listen, he would engage in the family law.
Xue Xiaobao agreed, but he didn't think so in his heart. I can't go, but I want to know the beginning and end of this matter.
Mr. Xue hesitated for a moment and said, "When Xiaobao has grown up, it's time to let you know something. Our Xue family is one of the "Twelve Doors", as you know.
"I know, I've met twelve people." Xue Xiaobao nibbled on the goose's thigh and said while eating.
"Hmm! You are the only seed of our Xue family. Don't be capricious in the future..."
"Just say business, say business..."
"Little bastard, your skin is itchy again." Mr. Xue stared at Xue Xiaobao, then calmed down and said slowly, "There is a legend in the twelve doors. In the late Qing Dynasty, a secret text in the palace was obtained by us, which recorded the legend of "jade pot", and the "fairy elixir" did exist."
Mr. Xue's tone was very flat, as if he were telling a story. He paused for a moment and tried to see Sun'er's reaction to this matter, but Xue Xiaobao did not show shock, and his heartless appearance made Mr. Xue extremely disappointed.
"Then go on, I'm listening."
Get out of here! Get out of here..."
Xue Xiaobao was shocked, put down the bowl and chopsticks, grabbed a goose's wings and ran away.
He ran to the village in one breath. As soon as a dozen young men saw Boss Xue coming, they quickly greeted him and asked for warmth, which was very touching. Even the elders who squatted in the village chatting and farting were very enthusiastic.
"Xue Cunba, where's your girlfriend? Bring it to let us have a look..."
"Yes, you can make a military order before you leave."
Xue Xiaobao's heart thumped, and his heart said that it was bad. He forgot to bring the female landlords, as well as the small inside of the private house, which was lost.
Xue Xiaobao smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't worry. This time, I didn't bring them back. If there is a chance, if there is a chance...
As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed. Someone asked, "If you go to a big city, don't be a child, okay?"
"How can it be!" Xue Xiaobao said, hurried over and squatted beside his uncle to talk about the experience of Gongcheng cabbage.
The popularity of small movies is very wide, and many people have seen them even in the countryside, but although these old men have seen it, they haven't seen much after all. Xue Xiaobao is a professional in this industry. Everyone is stunned. They all keep the moves described by Xue Xiaobao in their hearts for a moment and go home to find the mother-in-law to exercise at night.
Listening to Xue Xiaobao's endless speech, everyone yearned for urban life. The young man in the village pestered Xue Xiaobao and asked him to take him to the city to see the world.
Xue Xiaobao has this intention. These people from childhood to childhood are not only good feelings, but also trustworthy, and they are all good at skills. At the time of employing people, Xue Xiaobao readily agreed.