Chapter 360 Return to Mixing 2
Chapter 360
Xue Xiaobao discussed with the little fairy and found a woman to marry Meng Pangzi. In ancient times, there was a saying that the belly was a marriage, and there was also a matchmaker who made a marriage. Even if there is no door, if anything happens to the man, as long as the woman agrees, he can also marry his dead husband. It's just that it's not a person who married the bride, but a big rooster, replacing the dead husband with a big rooster.
The spiritual guard for Meng Pangzi must be a close relative. At present, he can't tell his family about this matter. There is no other way.
"It's settled. Let's get married today." Xue Xiaobao made up his mind to find a maid, who was still a black man. Of course, the black people didn't want to, but for the sake of money, they finally agreed.
The red and white weddings were held in one day. A big rooster replaced Fatty Meng. The black beauty and the big rooster went into the bridal chamber after worshiping. Xue Xiaobao told her not to go out these days and stay in the house.
After the wedding that day, it immediately turned into a funeral.
Annie was curious and asked, "Brother Xiaobao, can you do this?"
"This is not for people, it is for ghosts. You don't understand." Xue Xiaobao said.
"Huh! You are lying." Anne muttered discontentedly.
The little fairy smiled and said, "Miss Annie, what we are doing now is to deceive ghosts. If we can't deceive ghosts, we won't live Meng Fatty."
"Little fairy, you are a fairy. Is there no other way?" Annie looked at the little fairy with great interest.
It should be said that the little fairy is much more handsome than Xue Xiaobao's appearance, but he is too arrogant. No matter when he is resisting people thousands of miles away, he is indifferent and unacceptable.
Annie doesn't have a good impression of him, because in front of arrogant women, the little fairy is not welcome.
I often wonder how a man with no sense of humor can attract women. And the male pig feet in those girls' novels are all little immortals, indifferent, arrogant, and even unhuman.
Xue Xiaobao said, "Don't talk nonsense. No matter how much you tell her, she still doesn't understand. Brother, you come to deal with the ghost, and I will guard the body of Fatty Meng. What do you think?"
"Brother, you can't do this. I haven't seen any Western ghosts, and I don't know how to deal with them. Let's go together." Doesn't the little fairy want to face the ghost difference alone? In case it is not low, it is likely to go with Meng Pangzi.
"Look at how you are not promising. That black girl doesn't know anything. If you don't watch, who will be responsible for what happened? Xue Xiaobao excused.
"Forget it, I won't argue with you." The little fairy knew that Xue Xiaobao liked to mess around, so he stopped talking nonsense with him.
Xue Xiaobao held an extremely luxurious funeral for Meng Pangzi. Wine is in barrels, and fruit and pastries are in baskets. The underworld coin is pulled by car. As for the wizard, he was sent away by Xue Bazhou. It's just that he left a package for Annie when he left. Annie gave him some gold and silver jewelry to express her gratitude. Xue Xiaobao didn't care about the wizard's departure, which made Xue Tianqi a little disappointed.
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The first seven days, the seventh day after death. Fatty Meng's body has been disposed of by Xue Xiaobao and will not rot within a few months. The little fairy has been meditating these days to refresh himself.
Xue Xiaobao was busy arranging the funeral for Meng Pangzi. In order to prevent accidents, he specially invited the priest who killed the vampire that day to consult about Western gods and ghosts.
After some understanding, Xue Xiaobao finally understood that going to heaven and hell is not the same. After people die, they always go to the place where the ghosts return. What kind of heaven? That's bullshit. Xue Xiaobao thought of this and asked, "Have you ever heard of ghosts? Or is there a ghost where the ghost goes after death?
After Anne translated it to the priest, the priest opened the Bible and looked at it carefully, and finally shook his head.
These are not recorded in the Bible, but it is said that the fire will never be extinguished, and the bugs will never die...
Xue Xiaobao wondered why there was such a big difference from the East. The inquiry was fruitless, so Xue Xiaobao had to stay in the mourning hall and wait.
Tonight is the first seven, and after twelve o'clock it is seven and two, that is, the day when the ghost goes home. Xue Xiaobao asked the black girl to sit in the middle of the mourning hall, burned paper money for Meng Pangzi, and made her cry loudly. At first, after the black girl cried for a while, she didn't want to cry, so Xue Xiaobao had to give her more money. The black girl's voice was so loud that she cried and competed with the professional mourning team.
The door of the mourning hall is covered with a layer of lime powder. As long as something passes through it, it will leave traces. After all this was done, Xue Xiaobao and the little fairy wore a Taoist robe, held a seven-star sword, and sat upright outside the mourning hall, just like a door god.
Except for the three of them, everyone in the house went out tonight, including Annie, who likes to make trouble the most. She didn't want to ask her to stay. Xue Xiaobao held the sanitary napkins used by Annie's period in his arms. There was a different feeling in his heart. It was unclear. In short, it was strange.
At midnight, a cloudy wind blew from outside the door. Xue Xiaobao and the little fairy did not move and were still sitting upright, but their eyes turned from time to time, and they were paying attention to the lime powder on the ground.
Suddenly, there seemed to be slight traces of lime powder on the ground. It was not obvious. Xue Xiaobao and the little fairy were not sure that they were coming. Maybe it was blown by the wind.
After about a minute, Xue Xiaobao turned around and was shocked to find that there was lime powder on the ground of the mourning hall. Although the traces were very small, he could still see it clearly.
Xue Xiaobao slowly stood up and walked in. The black girl was still crying. Because the bitter thing was too long, she cried hard, and there was only howling left.
A little spider crawled around on Fatty Meng's body. Xue Xiaobao stepped forward, took out a sanitary napkin with "aunt" from his arms, and wrapped the spider in it.
Xue Xiaobao is very curious. He can't see the ghost difference when he opens his eyes. There are so many sacrifices in the mourning hall. He is very curious.
The little fairy found that something was wrong. He looked out of the door and shouted softly, "Brother, brother, come and have a look."
Xue Xiaobao hurried over and stared at him, "Good boy! Sexy!"
At the door stood two very sexy women, blonde and blue-eyed, wearing a leather coat and holding a leather whip, with a wild beauty.
The only defect is that their faces are expressionless and give people a feeling of coldness. At a glance, they make people feel cold.
The little fairy heart said: It's not a big deal. Are these two the so-called Western ghosts? Why is it a woman?" Brother, don't look at it. Find a way."
"I've thought about it for a long time. At worst, I will sacrifice once to make them inhumane overnight." Xue Xiaobao said heartlessly.
Hearing this, the little fairy couldn't wait to slap him to death. When is it? Do you still have to think about these things?
The ghost difference outside the door is the legendary Yasha. In the East, Yecha is a kind of cannibal ghost or a kind of evil spirit that Buddhists call a man-eating evil spirit or a fast and secret evil spirit. It was originally a kind of demigod little god in Indian mythology, and the night fork in Buddhism, underworld and folklore is not the same.