Chapter 9 Actually, you are a thief!

Mu Yun looked at Lin Ban, who was speechless. She tilted her head and thought carefully about the knowledge of the earth she knew. Suddenly, she remembered the sentence "The world is in a hustle and hustle of life for profit." She suddenly realized something, so she stretched out her slender index finger and tapped Lin Ban's forehead.

"Your Highness, you are..." Lin Ban raised his head and saw the expression on Mu Yun's face, and his heart jumped.

"A mortal, do you want to fly?" Mu Yun squinted his big eyes slightly, and the expression on his face seemed to be happy and angry, with some shyness and some **. There was a unique style mixed with simple loli and mature royal sister, which made Lin a little dumbfounded for a while.

"Think, dream!" Lin Ban's heart jumped and nodded hurriedly.

Who has never fantasized about flying? Although I have only flown in my dreams, the wonderful feeling of flying freely is really unforgettable.

"Well, if you want to learn flying, go find some diamonds or jade." Mu Yun elegantly withdrew the finger and added with a smile, "Of course, you can also practice in the gathering array, which is of great help to improve your skills."

As Mu Yun expected, as soon as he heard that he was also beneficial, Lin Ban's mind suddenly became more active than ever: "Your Highness, I have decided to promise you. I don't have money, but we have magic tricks such as blindfolding and trapping. You can steal the vault, rob the bank, smash the jewelry store, which is more convenient... Hey hey, I like this kind of pleasure of getting away with impunity!"

"That won't work!" Mu Yun said seriously, "Although the immortals are not bound by the secular laws, they can't violate their hearts, otherwise they will break their hearts and spells will be invalidated. Hey, don't make eye-catching, and don't make bad ideas. You already have the power of immortals, just like me. If you violate your heart, you will lose your mind, lose your magic power, and become an ordinary mortal.

"Uh... So what should I do?"

"It's very simple. A gentleman loves money and has a good way. You just need to take the right path. Remember, stealing, abducting, burning, killing and looting, these eight things are not ashamed of immortals! If you want to become a fairy, you must give up these eight things first. Well, you can consider taking a magic number. I think it's called 'Bajie'!"

"I protest, seriously protest! Brother Bajie is an old man I admire very much. I can't infringe on his right to name..."

"So that's it. Forget it. In a word, you don't have to think about those inappropriate ways to make money. You'd better try to take the right way to make money. Remember, if you keep your heart, you won't lose your mana, otherwise you will come to a sad end like the Laoshan Taoist priest who steals things through the wall.

"..." Lin Ban was speechless again. After a long time, he said, "Mu Yun, let's go down the mountain first and find a way to make money to buy diamonds and cure your injury."

As soon as Mu Yun nodded, Lin Ban picked up Godda, who was mediting with his eyes closed, stuffed it into his coat pocket and said, "Goda, you will hang out with me in the future. So you have to remember that without my permission, you can't steal or rob, you can't get bigger without authorization, you can't leave me, and you can't let people find your existence! In a word, you must not show up and destroy without my permission, otherwise it will cause a big riot on the earth, and then we will die..."

"Hey, this doesn't work, that doesn't work either..." si da muttered discontentedly, looking listless.

Lin Ban looked back at the melon field and said hatefully, "Alas, these wild boars are really a pity. They could have sold for a lot of money, but they were all harmed by you!"

Lin Ban originally wanted to rent a car to pull away this batch of national second-class protected animals and find a way to sell them, which could also get a lot of money back. But some of these wild boar corpses have become flat, some have directly turned into meat mud, and some have been affected by the magic shock and shock. The flesh and flesh are blackened. Not to mention selling them, they are all found to be a big disaster, so they have to be buried in that big pit.

"Yes, it's a pity. If it's roasted, it should taste good!" Godda poked his head out of Lin Ban's coat pocket. He licked his lips with a regretful look. "If I hadn't been made smaller by you, I would have eaten that group of low-level creatures in one meal."

"Can you eat so much?" Lin Ban said in surprise and then shouted, "Hey, little lizard, don't drip your saliva on my clothes, it's disgusting!"

"Can't you call me Lord Goda?" Gosda sighed faintly, "A lizard, a reptile, really shouldn't be compared with me. You know, like you, I walk on two feet. I don't belong to reptiles, and I'm thousands of years old, older than your grandfather..."

"I'm your master. Do you call me your excellency? Let's dream!" Lin Ban sneered, and then asked curiously, "You just said you would eat wild boars? No way, don't you immortals eat or drink?

"No, no, no!" Godda shook his head like a rattle. "In the fairyland and the demon world, there is enough aura of heaven and earth. We can convert the aura into energy, and naturally we will not eat the fireworks of the world. But now in the mortal world, the aura is so thin that it can be ignored, so we must eat to supplement energy, including Muyun Fairy!"

"Then if you change you back to your original appearance... No, don't look at me like this. It's impossible to become a 30-meter dragon. Then you will be found by people all over the world to turn you into the size of a tiger at most, so as to help us do something... However, after becoming the size of a tiger, how much do you have to eat in a day? West?" Lin Ban asked with a bitter face.

"At least a wild boar weighing 200 catties is needed. Of course, the kind of domestic pig or cattle you keep in captivity can also make do with it." Godda said confidently, "You know, I must have enough energy to maintain that size and protect you."

"Oh, my God, do you want to eat a pig a day? Do you know how much a pig costs? Even if it only costs 2,000 yuan a day, it will cost more than 700,000 yuan a year! Hey, I can't afford to support you. You'd better make your own living!" Lin was half shocked.

"Is it your own way to make a living? This is not fair! On earth, will an owner with a pet still be distressed for spending money? Godzada blinked the little eyes innocently and shouted with great dissatisfaction, and his stomach suddenly purred a few times.

There's nothing we can do. When it comes to food, it feels hungry. After all, the battle just now has exhausted its physical strength and energy.

Although Gosda used to be the mount and hitman of Lord Mo Zun, the two had a good relationship and often ate and drank together. Godda was also the master of brocade. In the past, it seldom ate raw food. It usually ate roasted whole lamb and roasted whole beef. Now it has been intimidated by Lin Ban, and he has no choice but to bow his head to Lin Ban. Originally, he expected to have a golden rice bowl and live a happy life, but he didn't expect that Lin Ban directly ignored the meal and let him make his own living... It's too despicable. How can this be?

Godda has lowered his posture as never before. Unexpectedly, Lin Ban, a mortal, did not appreciate it at all. He replied angrily, "In this case, you'd better not return to the size of a tiger, otherwise I can't afford to raise you. It's good for you to be so big. You will be full if you eat some flies, mosquitoes, bed bugs and earthworms. Anyway, you don't have to spend money. If it really doesn't work, I'll make you smaller. Well, it's better to feed you by becoming the size of a bedbug.

"No, it can't be like this!" Cosda was shocked, "I absolutely can't eat those things, and I can't be smaller. After all, I'm a noble demon..."

"Is it against you? Am I the master or are you the master? Whatever I say, you can do whatever I want you to eat. Don't forget that you signed a master-servant agreement with me. I can kill you at any time!" Lin said angrily.

The master-servant agreement is a very unequal soul contract, and Lin Ban does have this power now. Godzada then shrank into his pocket dejectedly and protested with silence.

............

At four o'clock in the morning, Lin Ban held a stretcher in both hands, with Godzda in his pocket, and quietly returned to the village.

The villagers in Qinglong Village live very scattered. The houses are east and west, and most of them are built by their own responsible fields. Lin Ban turned around and walked quickly to his home.

The village was originally quiet, but somehow, the dogs in the village suddenly barked in turn, and the more they barked, the fiercer they became.

Lin Ban was shocked and quickly flew away, afraid that the villagers would run out to check the movement and see the stretcher in his hand.

"Goda, these dogs must have smelled you!" Mu Yun frowned and said.

"Impossible! I'm so young now. What's the smell? What's more, if I emit the breath of dragons, do they dare to bark half a sound? Kosda said disdainfully.

"Do you smell my fairy?" Mu Yun said with some surprise, "I didn't expect that the dog in the world is also a good thing!"

"You are covered with blood now. How can you smell like a fairy?" Lin Bangang smiled bitterly and suddenly stopped in front of a two-story building and quickly hid in the corner behind the house. At the same time, he whispered to Mu Yun and Godda, "Don't be silent. You will be in trouble if you are found!"

This building has a large yard, surrounded by a wall. There is an iron door in the middle of the wall, which seems to be a rich family.

"Creeky..." As soon as Lin Ban hid in the shadow, the iron door of the wall was pushed open. Two old men and old women in flat shorts came out one after another, shining around with flashlights.

"Wow...Wow..." A big local dog followed them and barked vigorously.

At this moment, the whole village is barking one after another, just like setting off firecrackers during the Spring Festival, which confuses Mu Yun and Godda.

At this moment, they heard the conversation between the old man and the old lady--

The old man: "His grandma, the dog barks so fiercely. I'm afraid there are thieves stealing. I'm afraid I can't sleep tonight!"

Old lady: "No way, who dares to come to our village to steal?"

The old man: "Hmm, it's hard to guard against day and night. It's hard to guard against thieves. It's better to be careful!"

Old lady: "Huh? Listening to your words, are you talking about the boy of the Lin family? Didn't Lin Ban go up the mountain to guard the watermelon? Besides, I heard that he has learned well in recent years and made money by himself. At least our family has never lost anything.

Old man: "Dogs can't change eating shit! If you have been a thief once, you will want to be a thief for the rest of your life. Old lady, is the back door closed?

Old lady: "It's closed early!"

Old man: "Is the dog hole blocked?"

Old lady: "No."

Old man: "Hurry up and block it! Also, count those chickens. Is it missing? And those pigs!"

Old lady: "Lin Ban never steals pigs and cows... He has only stolen chickens and ducks!"

Old man: "What do you know? Steal gold from a thief's needle when you grow up! People who steal chickens and dogs will become bolder and bolder, and in the end, they will steal everything!"

Old lady: "Oh... Oh, speaking of which, Lin Ban's child is also pitiful. It's no wonder that he is such a stubborn old man!"

Old man: "You are soft-hearted! Alas, women..."

Old lady: "Well, your heart is hard, harder than iron, okay? Don't think I don't know about your things! How did our chickens lose that year?

Old man: "Okay, I'm afraid of you. Don't say it, go to sleep!"

After a while, the iron door closed, the footsteps gradually disappeared, and the barking of the dog slowly fell silent.

When Mu Yun and Godda heard this conversation, they were immediately surprised and looked at each other. They finally understood one thing - it turned out that the dog barked in the village because they smelled the forest!

This is really incredible. When Lin Ban usually lives in the village, what should these dogs be called all day long?

Lin half blushed and ran home on tiptoe. Just as he passed by the iron door, he hesitated for a moment and habitually reached out and touched it.

The padlock on the iron door was not locked. There was an old hen lying in the corner of the yard. Even the big yellow dog was also locked on the porch pillar with a dog rope, which did not play the role of biting the thief at all... It seems that people are old, but it is easy to be confused.

"Wow..." At this time, the big dog smelled Lin Ban and wagged its tail and barked excitedly. Lin Ban quickly spread his feet and ran away.

The barking of dogs in the village is still one after another, just like a symphony.

Running to the path in front of his house in one breath, Lin Ban stopped and coughed gently: "Mu Yun, in fact..."

"Actually, you are a thief!" Mu Yun interrupted Lin Ban's words. She stared at Lin Ban coldly. Every word was like a nail, wedged into the deepest part of Lin Ban's heart. "I'm blind and passed the fairy art to you, a thief's bone with improper heart!"

Lin Ban's eyes suddenly dimmed, and his chin drooped to his chest, and he didn't say anything for a long time.