Chapter 16 The Unlucky Thief in History

When the lights were dim, Lin Ban carried a bag full of bags and walked silently beside Mu Yun.

Mu Yun wanted to buy clothes, but Lin Ban only borrowed more than 300 yuan in his hand, so he had to take her to the small stalls on Jiefang Road. As for clothing supermarkets and so on, Lin Ban did not dare to go. Now that there is inflation, I'm afraid I can't even buy a set of this money there.

Most of the clothes on the stalls are some crude knockoffs. Mu Yun chose for a long time and was not very satisfied. Finally, he reluctantly chose a long skirt, a short-sleeved top, a pair of jeans and a pair of sandals, and then chose a suit of clothes for Lin Ban on his own initiative.

Lin Ban was a little flattered, and Mu Yun explained, "You are dressed too shabby. Walking next to me will humiliate me."

Although they were all bargains, they still cost 300 yuan. The three big banknotes in Lin Ban's hand almost came out of the water, and finally reluctantly handed them to the boss.

The boss of the stall was a fat middle-aged woman. When she saw Mu Yun's beauty clearly, she couldn't help gasping. After that, she looked at Lin Ban with very bad eyes, as if she regarded Lin Ban as a little hooligan who abducted Miss Qianjin.

It's just a kidnapping. She also asked the daughter to come to the stall to choose clothes. Even the boss couldn't stand it. Finally, he gave Mu Yun a corset for free. Of course, it was also a few yuan of inferior goods.

Lin Ban followed Mu Yun with a blush and couldn't help but say, "Mu Yun, you should have a space ring, right?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Are there any gold, gems and so on? You know, these things on earth are very popular and can be used to improve your living conditions..."

"My space ring was lost during the fierce battle with the demon, and I don't know where it fell, and even the spiritual connection was broken." Mu Yun replied faintly.

Lin Ban was silent. He asked Godda five questions a few days ago, and now he finally knows the answer to one of them - before, Mu Yun forced Godzida to fly in the sky, probably to find this important space ring.

"I want to have a barbecue!" Suddenly, the spiritual fluctuation of Godda came from Lin Ban's mind.

Godda had been quietly hiding in Lin Ban's pocket of his trousers, but at this time, Lin Ban happened to pass by a barbecue stall. The strong smell of barbecue suddenly filled Godda's whole nose, and he couldn't help howling.

"This consumption can be considered... Mu Yun, do you eat it?" The mutton kebab was only one skewer. Lin Ban decided to be extravagant once, so he politely asked Mu Yun's opinion.

It is said that ladies do not eat on the road, but to Lin Ban's surprise, Mu Yun readily agreed to taste a mutton kebab that is said to be delicious on the earth.

"Bear by the way, my master said that people who practice Taoism and Buddhism should eat vegetarian food and should not be contaminated with meat." Lin Ban suddenly remembered an important question, so he asked for verification, "Mu Yun, you have become immortals. Why can you be fishy?"

Looking at Lin Ban's ungrately suspicious eyes, Mu Yun was stunned for a while before explaining, "On earth, there is no absolute vegetarian food. Everything has a spirit, and even Chinese cabbage has a soul. Can you eat nothing? In my eyes, pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep, flowers and trees are the same. I'm eating them. I'm overdoing them, okay? Mortary!"

Lin Ban suddenly realized, so he ordered three more skewers of grilled crabs so that Mu Yun could surpass some poor little creatures.

It's just that before the big meal in Dunlin's mind was baked, Mu Yun suddenly frowned and sucked his nose, and his spiritual voice said, "No, this barbecue can't be eaten. There is a demonic spirit!"

Lin Ban was shocked and slipped to the back of the barbecue stall and quietly looked at the two barrels of oil on the ground.

The two large plastic barrels of oil are black. In the oil that has not been used, there are several large white unidentified flocculations floating at the top...

Lin Ban almost spit it out. This is obviously the legendary gutter oil, and it is the worst quality - according to media reports, the gutter oil sent to the supermarket is highly processed, and the process is very complicated. After boiling, the oil color is bright and golden yellow, which looks no different from ordinary salad oil. Many of the indicators in it also meet the standard of authentic vegetable oil, so that those smart experts and professors can't identify them. However, the process of some primary gutter oil boiled with water is very simple. It is only boiled for a while, and then the black oil with white residue is sent to the streets and alleys and major food stalls...

So these six barbecues finally belonged to Godda, and Lin Ban and Mu Yun vowed never to eat this kind of garbage in the future.

Godda can absorb the spirit of demons, and naturally he doesn't care about gutter oil and so on. After eating these barbecues in a dark corner, although it was a little supported, it was still full of red and full of fun.

"It's strong enough, but it's too spicy!" Godda commented.

The two continued to stroll around the night market for a while, and Lin Ban felt that there was something wrong with the right pocket of Godzida.

Does Godda want to drink water? Lin Ban looked down at it.

"Ah...what the hell?" A young man in black suddenly screamed behind Lin Ban.

The young man raised his right hand with a pale face, and his index finger was blurred, and a large part was obviously missing.

"Thief!" Lin suddenly reacted. He instinctively grabbed the young man's arm and wanted to send him to the police station, but looking at the finger that he had been bitten off by Godda, he knew that he would never be a thief again.

I'm afraid this is the most unlucky thief in history. He took out his wallet and was bitten by a dinosaur... The world is unpredictable.

Lin Ban sighed. Before the lively crowd was fully closed, he took Mu Yun to squeeze out the crowd.

"If you dare to invade the majesty of my Lord Goda, it's really self-destruction!" Godzida made a fluctuation of spirit triumphantly.

"Stupid dragon, you violated the rules. Without my order, how dare you do it without authorization? Next time, there will be no meat for three months!" Lin Ban said angrily.

"There is no reason!" Godda was so depressed that he howled.

"Yo, isn't this a madman?" As soon as Lin Ban wanted to answer, he heard a strange voice.

Looking up, it was Gu Xi and five naked young people. They were eating supper and drinking beer around a table. Gu Xi, with sharp eyes, found Lin Ban at a glance.

Since the last time Lin Ban and Gu Xi had a fight in the classroom, Gu Xi gave Lin Ban the nickname "Madman" and quickly spread it in the class. Although this nickname is indecent, it also fully shows his fear of Lin Ban.

In fact, Gu Xi is usually not willing to provoke Lin Ban, who dares to work hard, but now he really hates Lin Ban so much that he loses his mind.

Gu Xi has been full of fire in the past two days. His legs are still cramped from time to time until now. He took the exam very miserable and lost face. Although the college entrance examination score has not come out yet, he can be sure that this college entrance examination has been completely failed, and it is estimated that he can't even get an ordinary undergraduate examination.

Although he did not dare to be 100% sure that his leg cramps were caused by Lin Ban, Gu Xi's intuition told him that this matter must have a lot to do with Lin Ban. Since he met this boy tonight, he won't want to leave!

"Get out of here!" The more Gu Xi thought about it, the more angry he became. Huo Ran stood up, picked up a beer bottle, and squeezed out six words from his teeth.

"Gu Xi, is your leg still cramped? Why, can you work hard again?" Lin Ban looked at Gu Xi and asked coldly.

Before the words fell, Gu Xi screamed and sat on the ground, holding his calf and moaning.

Those young people stood up with Gu Xi. They were shocked when they saw the situation and quickly came forward to help Gu Xi up.

"Damn it, you must have done it!" A yellow-haired young man who had heard about what had happened rushed over angrily with a beer bottle.

Lin Ban snorted coldly, stretched out his right hand like lightning, grabbed the beer bottle steadily, grabbed it, and then gently pushed it on the yellow-haired young man's chest and sneered, "It's none of your business. Sit down!"

With a loud bang, the yellow-haired young man fell on the dining table and suddenly sprinkled the bowls of chopsticks and soup all over the floor.

"Fra, how dare you do it?" Those young people jumped up, some copied wine bottles, some raised wooden stools, and rushed to the forest half aggressively.

"Don't force me, okay?" Lin Ban sighed slightly and stood still.

If he saw this situation a few days ago, I'm afraid Lin Ban could only run away with his head, but now that he has the power of speed and strength, these people really don't pay attention to him.

Mu Yun frowned and stood a little farther. In her heart, these mortals are really boring...

Seeing that the bench and wine bottle were going to fall on Lin Ban's head, Lin Ban's body shook, and suddenly he did not retreat and bullied into the arms of a young man.

With a "bang", the young man was directly knocked away by Lin Ban.

The weapons in the hands of the other young people suddenly hit the empty space, shocked and angry, and the body was indescribably uncomfortable. But before they came to their senses, a powerful hand had picked up the back of their necks and hurled them out.

"Damn!"

"Ah!"

"Oh, it hurts me so much..."

With a few painful shouts, the young men fell on Gu Xi one after another and folded them together like arhats.