Chapter 4 Girl, give the old man a laugh
Chapter 4 [Nyu, give my uncle a smile]
Hiding behind the balcony glass upstairs, I stood side by side with my buck teeth. He held a cigar in his hand, looked at the guests in the yard below who were talking "warmly" and sighed with a smile, "Well, it seems that everyone is getting along very well."
I looked at the scene below speechlessly. If it hadn't been blocked by my men, several people would have fought just now...
"Don't worry, today is your fifth master's wedding. In Vancouver, no one will give you face. You eat both black and white, and everyone knows this identity. Now the government is also relying on you to manage the underworld, and there will be no problem. The fangs and teeth smiled confidently.
I thought for a moment and said, "I have a question for you... What does Xu Xin have to do with you? She is not your illegitimate daughter, is she? I saw the cunning look when she smiled, full of you!"
The fangs sighed and said with a wry smile, "Boss, can I give birth to such a beautiful daughter like this? This girl and I do have some relatives. She is the daughter of an old friend of mine..." Then he looked at me warily: "What's wrong? You're not interested in her, are you? I said, boss, your confidants one after another, just let me go, my little niece..."
... How can I see that there is a kind of succeeding look in his eyes? Staring at him fiercely, I said angrily, "Don't worry! I'm not interested in your niece, but Ciro is chasing her very closely. I have no objection to this matter. But after all, you recommended it to us. You have to ask if you are willing to nod first.
"Ciro?" The buck teeth were stunned for a moment, and then he thought about it and said with a smile, "I have no problem, as long as he has the ability to deal with Xu Xin."
"It's a deal." I laughed and patted the buck's shoulder: "Look, Ciro is my brother, and Xu Xin is your niece. I'm afraid we will become a family soon."
"I have no problem. Anyway, this girl will find a good family sooner or later." I grinned and stared, "But in advance, I won't pay a penny for the dowry!"
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A few minutes later, someone knocked on the door and said something in my ear. I was immediately in a good mood and my face was full of joy! At present, I can't take care of the fangs, so I rushed out of the house!!
I rushed downstairs all the way. As soon as I ran to the corner, I saw two familiar figures standing in the living room!!
First, with a slender figure, a handsome face, with a trace of evil spirit and ** swaggering smile, with a trace of unruly atmosphere in the intoxicating smile, who is not Aze?!
And the one behind, with a calm face and an old-fashioned suitcase under his feet, looks old-fashioned. Who is it?
I cheered and didn't even care about the stairs. I jumped off the railing. After landing, I rushed up and hugged the two at the same time.
The three of us hugged each other and laughed. Then I let go of the two of them, beat them hard in the chest, and said with a smile, "Good boy! Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I'm finally looking forward to you! You too. Why didn't you come earlier, but at the last minute! If you don't catch up with my wedding time, be careful that I will go back to chase you!"
Aze smiled and said, "Please, there is a Pacific Ocean in between, and the plane has been sitting for more than ten hours, and I'm exhausted. If it hadn't been for the beautiful stewardess on the plane, I would have been depressed to death.
The wood bent down to open the suitcase, then took out a small red paper bag and handed it to me: "Take it, the money." When I held it in my hand, I only felt a thick stack. I couldn't help frowning and said, "Why do you and I do this?"
Aze suppressed his smile and said, "Open it and have a look."
They and I were not polite. We opened the red envelope on the spot, only to find that it was not money, but two round-trip tickets!
The wood sighed and said loudly, "Come on! Who reported the plane ticket!"
I laughed, but suddenly tore up the plane ticket a few times: "Don't leave so soon when you come. Don't stay for ten days and a half months this time. Don't leave!"
Aze hugged his arm and smiled, "I don't care. I just want to see the amorous feelings of my beautiful sister in North America... Well, you are doing so well in Hollywood now. When will you introduce a few female stars to me?" Then he deliberately glanced at the wood and whispered with a malicious expression, "I'm not in a hurry to leave, but someone is like an arrow... Hey..."
Wood looked calm and said lightly, "The summer vacation is almost over. I'm going to send yoyo to school."
I was stunned at once!!
Looking at Aze's malicious expression, I suddenly remembered that I had suspected that the recent changes in Wood had something happened to him in his relationship? The biggest doubt is to guess whether he has a woman, because in my opinion, it is mostly only the nourishment of love that can make this wood "dead wood in spring"!
But...yoyo?
I was stunned... Er...yoyo, although this little girl is indeed surprisingly beautiful, and she is also a beauty embryo... However, she is only in her early ten years old this year, right?
Although I have always thought that wood is a strange person, strange people are regarded as strange things!
But... Damn it, this guy doesn't really like young girls, does he? Jokes aside, this is not a good thing.
I was about to speak with a strange face. Aze saw that I misunderstood and quickly explained, "Damn it! You are crooked! Although little Luo Li is really good, our wood is not as good as a beast! Um... It will be almost done in six or seven years." Looking at the murderous expression of the wood, Aze quickly changed his words and said, "Well, Xiaowu, don't get me wrong. Someone is not a spring heart... but an inexplicable 'father's love'! I don't understand why, but this guy really loves yoyo like his daughter... Alas, this is really hell. Obviously, he is still a virgin who has never touched a woman, but he actually plays the role of a father, and he does it well!"
I'm surprised, but now is not the time to talk in detail. Sure enough, Aze then shouted, "I want to see the bride! I want to see the bride!!"
Then he rubbed his hands and looked excited.
The wood just broke the guy's intentions: "I think you want to see the bridesmaid... Well, just outside, your men accidentally said that the bridesmaids are very beautiful."
I laughed and said, "The bridesmaid Aze has no hope. The bridesmaid's boyfriend is Ciro. You all know each other... Aze, Ciro is fighting with more than a dozen. Be careful... Ha ha."
While joking, I led the two of them to the bride's dressing room in the back.
Although it is customary that the groom can't see the bride before the wedding, I was born to be an unruly person anyway, and the girls around the bride are used to it. Just looking at me bring two big men, I can't help but be curious.
The dressing room was not big in the first place. Aze was the most cunning. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yan Di dressed beautifully. I can't help but let my eyes shine and cheer. He looked extremely enthusiastic and shouted, "Ah! Sister Yan Di, long time no see! Please accept warm greetings from relatives and friends in the motherland!!" After saying that, he opened his arms and was about to hold them up. I hurried up and took a step to block this guy's evil attempt to get stuck in the oil.
However, this guy was thick-skinned and didn't care at all. He couldn't hug Yan Di, but he turned around and opened his arms to the group of girls around him and shouted enthusiastically, "Please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends of the motherland..." After saying that, he rushed up, and immediately attracted the girls in the room to Come on.
Aze was busy for a long time and didn't get any of them. I just came back with the smell of perfume, and I couldn't help but feel a little depressed: "Alas, the girl here is not enthusiastic at all... It really makes relatives and friends from the motherland sad..."
Yan Di blushed and just snuggled up to me with a smile.
The rest of the room went out, leaving only the four of us. Aze and Wood began to be funny again. They deliberately stared up and down at Yan Di, sighing strangely from time to time.
Yan Di's face was thin, and he couldn't stand hiding behind me. I couldn't help laughing and scolding, "You two, what are you looking at!"
The wooden board said with a straight face, "It's different! This is completely different! Now it's to look at our good friend, Sister Yan Di. Later, it will not be 'good friend Yan Di's sister', but 'fifth sister-in-law'. Of course, you should take advantage of it now! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a big loss!"
I laughed and scolded a few words, and then pulled the two of them down to chat. Although we should not smoke in the bride's dressing room, after a long separation, we can't care so much... Anyway, we are not born to be rule-abiding people, and Yan Di won't mind these things.
The four of us actually sat down here and talked about the long separation.
With that, we got to three of our four jackals, and one was missing. Naturally, it was a little awkward. It was inevitable that we would talk about Qiao Qiao... Aze and Wood were both smart people. They deliberately didn't mention Qiao Qiao, probably afraid that Yan Di would be embarrassed. However, Yan Di was very considerate and took the initiative to say, "Well, why didn't Sister Qiao Qiao come with me this time?" Um... She doesn't still hate me, does she?" After saying that, he couldn't help but feel a little melancholy.
Aze and Wood looked at each other, and Aze quickly smiled and said, "Sister Yan Di, don't worry! Qiao Qiao, the female bandit, eats delicious food and drinks in Nanjing, and lives a happy life! Don't worry, she absolutely doesn't mean to hate you! But this time she really couldn't come. The old man gave her a foot ban on her. Someone was watching her all the time, and she couldn't run out... She also asked us to bring you a message to wish you a hundred years of good luck, and..." Aze smiled bitterly and said with a strange face, "And, she said that you can call her A few tricks, make sure to squeeze Xiaowu clean in **, so that he will no longer have the energy to spend time around... Hahahaha."
Although this is explicit, it is indeed Qiao Qiao's style. Yan Di listened. Although he blushed with shame, his heart knot was also slightly untied.
Speaking of Qiao Qiao, Aze and Mutou couldn't help smiling, saying that Qiao Qiao had done something wrong in Nanjing all day long to make her old man angry, and they had to make trouble if they had nothing to do. Then they tried to escape several times, but they failed.
"Last time she wanted to run from the ventilation duct, but she was stuck in it recently and couldn't move in. It was her bodyguard who saved her. As a result, Miss Qiao was so angry that she had gained weight. After going back, she didn't eat meat for a month, and she lost seven pounds! Finally, I found that the button of the skirt she wore that day was stuck in the ventilation pipe, otherwise she would have run away! Miss Qiao was so angry that she ate a large pot of 'braised tiger skin overlord elbow' alone that day! He said he was going to eat back a month's meat..."
"Last time she tried to deceive the followers around her. I wanted to take the opportunity to run away, so I came up with an idea and pretended to go to the women's clothing store to buy underwear, but I wanted to find it out of the locker room. Who thought that the follower was dumped, but the owner of the underwear store chased her for a few streets! I almost ran so much that I was out of breath. In the end, I was caught up by others and pressed on the ground in public. Finally, she was sent to the police station as a thief?? Because she took the underwear and didn't pay for it... Miss Qiao was so depressed that she didn't expect to dump several professional bodyguards and was chased back by a middle-aged woman in an underwear store.
They said and laughed, and finally Aze couldn't help sighing, "Oh, it's a pity. If only Jojo could come. With her, it will be more than ten times more fun. This female bandit was born to be a troublemaker..."
I didn't say anything, but I thought about the jokes that Qiao Qiao ran away said. Although it was very interesting, I couldn't help but feel a tenderness in my heart... Well, Qiao Qiao... Qiao Qiao. Are you in such a hurry to run out to see me?
Hmm! Maybe as soon as this matter is over, I will find a way to go back to China! Why do you want to meet her!!
Aze and Wood were still saying, "When we were at the airport, Qiao Qiao sent us on the plane, but she was accompanied by her old man's men. The girl looked at us pitifully and entered the airport security check. Alas, I'm afraid she was so wronged at that time that she was about to cry. That expression was simply ...Hahahaha..."
When the two were talking, they suddenly heard a voice outside the door that made them lose their spirits!!
"An old ** worm! A rotten wood! Who do you think is pitiful! Who looks like a puppy!" [ Heaven's Kiss Hand Fight]
As soon as the voice fell, I heard a bang! A straight and slender leg kicked open the door of the dressing room with one foot!! Then a figure with hot and long hair fell from the sky! Make a tiger claw in the shape of your left hand, and pinch it into a fist the size of a casserole with your right hand! Don't step on the feet, step on the seven stars! The eyes are like electricity, and the momentum is like a rainbow!!
In front of this person, the willow leaves bent their eyebrows, a pair of phoenix eyes were slightly raised, and their faces seemed to be happy. There was a three-point smile and three-point thin fire in the cherry's small mouth, but a long skirt was torn on the shoulder, revealing a snow-white fragrant shoulder. Looking at the There is an obvious black ash on his face, and I don't know where he rubbed it...
All four people in our room were stunned for a moment! Aze's mouth didn't even notice that his saliva was dripping on his sleeve, and the cigarette fell from his hand, burning a hole in Aze's trousers!
The man in front of him is not the head of the four jackals in Nanjing! Who is Miss Qiao, who claims to be the world's strongest mother Tyrannosaurus Rex!!
Qiao Qiao suddenly appeared in front of him, just like a divine soldier falling from the sky. A pair of peach blossom eyes swept across the audience, and then fell on Yan Di, suddenly bursting into a trace of brilliance. The female bandit suddenly opened her eyebrows and laughed three times: "Aha! What a Peugeot bride! It's not in vain. I've been running all the way through thousands of hardships... Come on, beautiful bride, please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends of the motherland!"
After saying that, Miss Qiao opened her arms and flowed out of the water. A wolf rushed and hugged Yan Di.
I was stunned, but I saw Qiao Qiao rushing to Yan Di's side. First, I hugged Yan Di, and then hooked Yan Di's delicate chin with one hand, with an evil smile on his face, and then said with a malicious smile, "Come on! Girl! ! Give the uncle a smile~~"
Yan Di was teased by Qiao Qiao. She had been stunned for a long time, but Qiao Qiao took an inch. Before everyone recovered, she quickly kissed Yan Di's left cheek. Yan Di came to his senses and exclaimed. Instead, he hugged Qiao Qiao tightly and burst into tears: "Qiao Qiao, why did you come back? You..."
Looking at the bride holding Qiao Qiao, the two beautiful women holding each other, Aze and the wood were stunned. The wood coughed and was about to ask, but Qiao Qiao stared, "What are you looking at! Haven't you ever seen the friendship between a beautiful woman?! Also, who said I was pitiful just now? Who said I was like a puppy!"
At this sight, Aze and the wood immediately phrested and quickly turned their head. Aze muttered, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it. I didn't see anything!"
The wood looked calmly, with his hands on his back at the ceiling of the room, and sighed affectionately, "Oh, the moon tonight is so round..."
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(***Canganqiu, Muye kills, dancing and singing loudly against the cold wind: Monthly tickets and monthly tickets fly all over the sky, I'm haggard for you~~)