Chapter 42 The Second "Thank You Boss" Battle
Chapter 42 [The Second "Thank You Boss" Battle] At this time, Qiao Qiao came up with an idea: "In this case, you don't have to find a decoration company at all! Don't you have a film company in Hollywood? According to what you said, it's a temporary company, isn't it just like the set in the movie? Wouldn't it be better for you to call back to the company and ask them to airlift a batch of things immediately, and then send a few set professionals over? I immediately adopted this opinion.
Although it will cost more than 200,000 US dollars to transport things by air... But I can't take care of so much at this moment, and I don't care about this little money.
After everyone was sent by me, Qiao Qiao thought about it with his chin for a long time, and then his eyes suddenly lit up! Xiao Wu... I suddenly found that we missed one of the most important links!" What?" " People!" Qiao Qiao looked at me and said, "The company must have employees!" Yes!" I said quickly, "In the airport, Ren Lei and others left an engineering team. Those engineering team workers can pretend to be the company's airport staff... Well, as for the company's office, didn't I bring more than a dozen people? Coupled with you and me, at worst, we can casually pull a citizen on the local street... Well, it's 100 dollars an hour. This kind of good thing can be done by someone!" None of this is difficult.
Qiao Qiao looked at me and said lightly, "What about... the stewardess? Can an airline not have a stewardess?" ............" I suddenly widened my eyes.
****Stewardess... Stewardess... Where the hell am I going to find a group of stewardesses!!! The stewardess can't just go to the street and pull a team of black African girls back to do it! Stewardess, you don't have to say you want to be beautiful, but at least you should have good facial features! The most important thing is that the stewardess has to wear a uniform! Uniform!!! The biggest problem is... I can't let Hollywood film companies support my actors to play stewardesses! Why? This is Africa! The stewardess I need must be black! A black girl in all colors! Even the airline's stewardess uniform... Alas, there must be a stewardess uniform in the prop library of the film company, but they are all American Airlines uniforms! ***, the stewardess uniform is just a sky-blue professional suit with a row of buttons and a company logo! At most, each stewardess wears a silk scarf around her neck! It's almost done!" I scratched my hair.
"We need about... a hundred stewardesses... that is, a hundred stewardess uniforms..." Qiao said, "How much time do you have?" A day and a half."
I shook my head helplessly: "Get a hundred sets of stewardess uniforms in a day and a half... This is East Africa, surrounded by war-tled East Africa, and no factory that makes clothes can take this kind of work! There are still people! Where can I find a hundred beautiful black girls?" I have an idea... Have you forgotten what happened in China last time?" Which one?" I looked at Jojo.
Qiao Qiao smiled and then spit out four words: "Thank you, boss."
I...eyes lit up! ******** I immediately reassigned the personnel, pulled out the hammer and two other men, and finally had to add me and Jojo to do it in person.
Our task is to search all the large entertainment special service industries in the city.
After all, it is also a big city in East Africa, and only in big cities can there be a developed pornographic service industry! Our task is to find the young lady! Senior Miss! I need a hundred and bring them here! I allow you to spend up to one million! The average budget of a lady is $10,000, and I know that this price is sky-high.
I'm not afraid of wasting money or spending money, but the only requirement is to be fast! It must be fast!! And I just need them to come over.
Walk here twice in a stewardess uniform and stand for a while! This kind of simple job is so well paid! There should be a lot of people who are willing to do it!" No, a hundred is not enough."
Joe rejected my proposal: "We need at least 150! One hundred as stewardesses and fifty as OfficeLady office clerks!" Then she looked at me: "In this way, you don't even have to find another company employee!" And the people you find outside may not have OL professional clothes, and those senior ladies' clothes are much more professional!" That's right!" I patted my thigh, then waved a big pen, directly made another 500,000 yuan, and let them go.
It's still convenient to find a lady!! Why? It's very simple. If you come back from these senior ladies, you can not only solve the manpower problem... but also solve the clothing problem by the way! Because... in many porn industries, there are services similar to "uniform**", which are specially designed to meet the needs of many sexual fantasies of prostitutes.
According to the needs of these prostitutes, the young lady must wear various uniforms to serve the guests.
The most common ones: stewardess uniforms, student uniforms, OL women's clothing, nurse uniforms... Of course, there are also some unique and alternative tastes, and even provide some uniforms with a more perverted taste: police uniforms, military uniforms, superman uniforms, Spider-Man uniforms... and so on.
My task is to let them go to those pornographic places with "uniforms**" service items, and then bring back all the senior ladies and uniforms inside!! *** I'm afraid that this day will be an unforgettable and historic day for all the pornographic service industries in the capital city of this small East African country! I took Qiaoqiao all the way, and the hammer took two of my men all the way, and we began to "sweepe" the special service places in the city! Until many years later, the pimps of this city still spread the legend about us.
"These guys are simply burning money! My God... Usually, I give a girl up to 500 dollars, which is already high-end goods, but that day, those Orientals were like robbing people.
They threw out a pile of dollars directly when they entered the door.
Then let all the girls in the audience wear uniforms to show them... Well, it seems that Orientals also like the tone of uniforms... Well, but they only seem to like stewardess uniforms and OL.
... This is the third pornographic entertainment department that Jojo and I run with two men... Although this small African country is economically backward, as long as there are people, there is a difference between rich and poor, and prostitutes are the oldest profession in the world, which can be found everywhere.
Although many of these pornographic places are only open at night, after I smashed out a stack of dollars, the pimps gathered around as if they had seen stinky flies and called and mobilized all kinds of girls in their hands to come for "interview".
This day has almost shocked the entire special service industry in the city.
All the pimps know that there are a few Oriental husps here.
Looking at the rows of tall, short, fat and thin girls standing in front of us, Qiaoqiao and I were very picky about choosing them with moderate height and weight, and then asked them to change the steward's uniform and OL suit one by one.
This saves a lot of time, because in order to meet the needs of guests, many uniforms are ready-made.
We have selected nearly 200 ladies in total.
They all brought their own two sets of clothes, a stewardess uniform and an OL professional suit, and then transferred two large trucks from the airport engineering team, pulling the ladies to the rented writing.
We rented a full three floors of a commercial building far from the city center... In this small East African country, the business is not developed, so many buildings are vacant. Our rental site is very smooth, the dollar opens the road, and the road is paved smoothly... Of course, it is mainly because our requirements are really not. High.
When a normal company rents a house, it has to consider water, electricity, various lines, network and other details... We don't consider it at all.
Anyway, you just need to fool around for a long time.
I bought a large number of second-hand office appliances, computers, desks, fax machines, photocopiers, etc. from the second-hand market.
I found that some machines are even completely damaged and can't be used at all, leaving only one shell.
I asked someone to carefully scrub the shell with the detergent.
As for the decoration in the city, it was too late to do it. Fortunately, the next day, the United States directly airlifted a batch of equipment for filming and arranging scenes.
We put a kind of paper on the wall and floor.
It looks like a floor and wall cloth, and even the paint is saved.
Put a front desk at the door of the company, with a huge company logo of a brand-new "East African United Airlines" that was made overnight, and then two young ladies who looked slightly better and stood behind the front desk in clean OK professional suits.
That's why I chose these two girls. In addition to their temperament, they look less **, they are also cleaner, and more importantly, they claim to speak English and French.
As for hers, I arranged for 50 ladies to wear OL suits, and then distributed them at various desks in the company, pretending to be company employees.
Because most of the ladies can't speak English and French, they can only speak their own native language, so we seconded a native speaker from Ren Lei to act as a translator.
As we said, the translation was immediately and loudly translated to these ladies.
Qiao Qiao made a temporary guest appearance as a director, and then rehearsed first.
"Who else of you can speak English or French?" Jojo rolled up a newspaper as a microphone.
Half of the fifty girls in the audience raised their hands.
"Very good!" Qiaoqiao shouted, "At the beginning, all those who can't speak English and French don't have to make a sound. You just sit in your seats and pretend to flip through folders or hit the computer... What? Translation, what did she say... Oh, can't use the computer? It's very simple. Can you see the keyboard? Just knock on it casually!" She paused for a moment, and then shouted to the remaining ladies who raised their hands and claimed to speak English and French: "As for you, at the beginning, you will hold the phone on the desk... Yes, I know that these phones are actually not equipped with wires.
You just need to hold the microphone.
Then just pretend to speak... Well, you can say whatever you want, just say it, as long as you speak English or French.
Even if it's a gossip! Pay attention and just whisper!" I took a look at Jojo with admiration.
When Qiao Qiao said "Action", I came out of the gate with several of my men pretending to be the target. The two ladies standing at the front desk immediately showed professional smiles after practicing for more than half an hour and bowed shallowly.
Then we walked into the company's lobby. When we walked to the office, I was immediately satisfied to see a scene of trouble: just like those normal companies, the open office was busy, some people flipped through documents, some people were typing in front of the computer, and some people Take the phone... huh? Wait!! I suddenly stopped and looked strange.
Because I clearly heard a desk next to me that I just walked by, and the two ladies sitting aside were holding the phone and saying English again and again... Uh-huh.
That's right... I'm saying it over and over again!" Stop!" I swallowed the foam hard and pointed to them: "You... you two, what did you say to the phone just now? Say it again!" The two ladies looked at me blankly, and I felt something wrong in my heart. I immediately translated my question to them.
Then, the two ladies said to me very skillfully in round English: "One hundred and fifty at a time, two hundred per night."
I: "..." I resisted the impulse to beat people. I held my throat and said, "Is this your English? Can't you say something else?" The two ladies' reply was that the translator told me, "We will do this sentence!" Why?" Answer: Because we are young ladies.
We don't need to talk much about our work, as long as we can call.
It is enough to receive foreign tourists as long as you know this sentence.
Qiaoqiao and I took a look at each other and found that they were sweating.
Qiao Qiao took a deep breath and shouted to the ladies who claimed to speak English and French: "Are you all only able to say that?" Dozens of ladies nodded at the same time.
Qiaoqiao and I don't dare to look at each other's faces... "***, rearrange!" Joe patted the table hard.
Then we made an emergency adjustment.
This time, I can only ask all the ladies not to speak. Everyone in the office has only done two divisions of labor, either turning over the file or pretending to be on the keyboard.
Then I rehearsed again. I felt that although no one spoke in the whole office felt that the atmosphere was a little strange, I could barely see any problems - that's the only way.
Then Qiao Qiao patted the forehead and arranged a few details, such as putting a copier in the office next to the corridor. When someone passed by, a lady was arranged to pretend to be copying documents, and then found someone to rush outside to print two company signs. The painting was pasted in the elevator of the building.
[Kiss of Heaven] "What else do you think is wrong?" After finishing all this, Qiao Qiao sighed.
I looked at Qiao Qiao, who was sweating profusely, and said sincerely, "I can't think of anything... Qiao Qiao, you have arranged it very carefully.
Thank you!" Then we went to the "airport" again, where more than 100 ladies were arranged to wear the uniforms of stewardesses.
It is worth mentioning that in these two days, I'm afraid that the prostitutes in the whole city don't want to play with stewardess uniforms** in any pornographic places in this city... Because I have searched for the stewardess uniforms in almost all the pornographic places in the whole city.
These stewardess uniforms are very good, and the styles are basically the same. I specially selected a hundred sets that are almost identical for these ladies.
Although these stewardess uniforms do not have airline logos, we can only make a batch of temporary pastes... Yes, that's right, they are pasted! Where do I have time to sew one by one? I can only find a temporary place to print the fastest sticker, and then directly put a label on the chest of each stewardess... Anyway, if you don't look carefully, you can't see any traces.
****** Even if the students are well prepared, they will inevitably be nervous when the exam comes, not to mention that our preparation is so hasty.
I'm really not sure... With this almost farce-like operation, can you fool those Americans who deliberately come to find trouble? But no matter how nervous they are, those damn Americans are still coming as scheduled.
In the afternoon of this day.
Several of us wore formal suits and came to the airport to pick up these guests.
This is a five-person investigation team, the chief representative of which is a special person from Lockheed in the United States, and there must be officials in the United States.
The chief representative's name is Henry. He is a middle-aged white man. He is a little fat, gray-haired and wears a brown suit. As soon as he walks out of the airport, he complains loudly about the heat of Africa, which seems to be very uncomfortable with the climate here.
After we met, the two sides hugged each other warmly for a long time. Then, as the chairman of the "East African United Airlines" (the second largest shareholder of the company is nominally the G government), Henry had a cordial and simple conversation on behalf of Mr. Henry. The conversation process was very pleasant. We cooperated with the two sides. The development exchanged views with each other.
And conveyed the cordial greetings of the people of our country, and made a hypocritical outlook for the future development... Just when both Henry and I were sore because of fake smiles, the car finally drove to the "airport" directly under our "East African United Airlines"!! Standing in front of the empty and grand airport, I pretended to be proud and shouted, "Although our company is under construction, it has 25 aircraft for civil aviation purposes, and has signed cooperation agreements on route sharing with several major airlines in Africa and Europe... What you are seeing now is our first direct aircraft. Field.
These are our backup aircraft. Of course, the rest have been added to the airports of various cities in East African countries to start shipping business! Well, everyone, please look at these four... Well, three planes..." When I said this, I suddenly knotted my tongue and almost didn't say it... Because on the runway, I remember that Ren Lei and others had prepared four aircraft models... As a result, now there are three left.
"I just received a phone call on the way, and a gust of wind blew, and the two wings of the oldest young fox were blown away... The workers didn't have time to repair it, so they had to temporarily push it to the warehouse and cover it with a cloth."
Joe said in a quick whisper in my ear.
I nodded quietly.
Henry and his group stood not far away and looked at the three lonely planes on the airport... Although these three planes had just been painted and surfaced, in the sun.
Those paints are brilliant... But the appearance and shape of the plane can't be concealed.
"This..." Henry couldn't help asking in a low voice, "The planes I saw seem to have been modified by military transport aircraft, right? Doesn't your company even have an orthodox civil aircraft?" Of course there is!" With a straight face, I continued to talk nonsense without changing my face: "Mr. Henry, the information is very clear. Our company has six Airbus A320s and two Boeing 747s! It's just that those planes are operating outside... The planes you see are modified by military transport aircraft... But please remember that this is East Africa, and our conditions are limited... In economically underdeveloped areas, it is normal to use retired transport aircraft for civil aviation purposes.
The last few words made sense, so Henry just looked at me and didn't say anything.
Then I quickly took these guys out of the runway, and then briefly visited our hangar... and the airport command post - this command post was also Ren Lei and they didn't know where they bought it from. Anyway, it was just a shelf, and the surface was new, but if you open the lid from the back to see You will find that even the copper wire inside is rusted.
Henry and others' eyes are a little skeptical... But we have done a lot, and they can't find any obvious problems, and I generously let them take photos, but I sent people to follow them one by one, and some ** places, in the name of "business secrets" to stop him. Let's go in.
"Okay!" Finally, Henry spoke on behalf of their group: "We are satisfied with your company's airport and capacity. Next, I think we can visit your company's headquarters."
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