Chapter 82 The Most Lewd Script in History

Chapter 82 [The most ** script in history]

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We stared at each other like a cockfight for a long time. Finally, I reluctantly opened my mouth and coughed hard: "Cough! Well... You guys should know that it's very expensive to make a movie, right? Even in China, a low-cost movie will cost at least a few million..."

At this point, I suddenly realized that it was difficult for these guys to defeat them.

Whether it's Jojo or Aze, where are they short of money to spend?

"And the shooting, production and distribution of movies..."

"You are here all here!" Qiao Qiao winked at me: "You also have a deep blue entertainment company, and the Hollywood film company in the United States..."

"Alas..." With a sigh, I smiled bitterly: "What about the box office appeal?"

With my question, the new four jackals were shameless and glanced at Lei Xiaohu, and Qiao Qiao even gently kicked him in the back.

"...all right." Looking at the expression that Lei Xiaohu was betrayed, I sighed, "Even if there is a little tiger to work for you... but..."

"No, but!" Qiao Qiao smiled domineeringly and said, "This movie will definitely be a great movie! And it will trample on the film you want to shoot fiercely, Chen Yang, you accept your fate... Haha."

Looking around, I'll start reading the script first...

Well, screenwriter: wood...

The title "The Bloody Love History of Heroes..."

Er, how to put it, the words in the opening title are barely eye-catching - what can you expect a guy with a scalpel full of Formaline smell to write?

However, look back:

...Bloody Love History - Joking about the Three Kingdoms Tiger Prison Three Heroes Battle Lv Bu's Four Jackal ** Swing Edition"

Damn it! I'm angry from the bottom of my heart, and I'm afraid of my heart! I can't help patting my thigh! What kind of bullshit is this!!

Actor:

Liu Bei: Aze (a sweaty big-eared thief!)

Guan Yu: Wood (the quiet wood plays Guan's second brother? Er... Imagine the appearance of the wood blushing with shoe polish...

Zhang Fei: Lei Xiaohu (this... a handsome man with a gorgeous temperament comes to play Zhang Fei with a leopard's head around his eyes. I guess Xiaohu's Fans will cry).

Diao Chan... Why is there Diao Chan?

Looking at these guys, Aze immediately said, "Since it's a history of love, how can there be no female characters? Just kidding! Which of the popular works nowadays is not several heroines? The audience was dazzled and shouted: Push it down!! We only have one, which is very traditional!"

All right!

Diao Chan: Little money fan Mei... (Well, why don't you let Qiao Qiao play?)

Finally...

Damn it! This is outrageous!

Lv Bu: Joe, Joe Joe??!!

swallowed a mouthful of spit and resisted Qiao Qiao's murderous eyes. I asked carefully, "Are you... sure? Qiao Qiao's back string... Lv Bu?"

Obviously, I asked for nothing, because these guys have a good reason!

Mei nodded seriously: "Lv Bu is lustful!"

Aze's resolute tone: "Lv Bu is Biao Han!"

Wood sighed in pain: "Lv Bu is invincible!!"

Lei Xiaohu immediately dodged a few steps, and then pointed to Qiao Qiao from afar: "This woman, too!"

I: "............You are reasonable!"

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In front of the tiger prison, 100,000 iron armor, knives and guns are like a forest, murderous!

Lv Bu in the middle of the people, the red rabbit in the horse... Miss Qiao immediately crossed the knife and stood in front of the Xiongguan in the face of 100,000 enemies... Er, wait! It seems that Lv Bu didn't use a knife, but Fang Tian's painting halberd, right?

You care so much! Miss Joe likes to use knives! Can't it! Without a knife, how can they "cut chickens"?

Miss Lu loudly encouraged morale: "My goal is to kill half of the people (men) in the world, and then put half of the people (women) in the world into my harem to give them happiness and favor! So, Diao Chan, you belong to me!!"

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Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu appeared gorgeously), appeared with a sharp sword (don't ask me why Zhang Fei doesn't use the snake spear, if you have the courage to ask the four jackals by yourself): Oh! Three-sex domestic slave! Bold man! Lv Bu doll! Do you know your three generals? Hurry up and get off the horse! [ Heaven's Kiss Hand Fight]

Lv Bu (Miss Qiao): Humph! Garbage is garbage! Cannon fodder is cannon fodder! Let's retreat magnificently! How can a guy like you understand the gorgeous meaning! Let's go back and shape the beauty!

Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu): Humph! A sword is a murder weapon! Swordsmanship is a killing trick! No matter how gorgeous the language is to cover up, this is always the same fact!

(I spray! What a Feicun Jianxin version of Third Master Zhang!)

Miss Lu: "Aha! Look at my unparalleled gorgeous mystery! True six reincarnations!"

(Uh...six reincarnations? What a familiar name...)

Zhang Xiaohu: Ah... (scream)

The red-faced second brother Mu appeared: "Xiao San! Don't be afraid! Let me help you!"

Miss Lu: "Another cannon fodder to die... Look at my stunt..."

Red-faced wooden second brother: "Haha! Idiot, don't you know that in front of the real Saint, you can't use the same trick for the second time!"

Miss Lu: "Well, what do you know! Gorgeous tricks, how can you use it for the second time! Look at my stunts! Evil! That is! Cut! It will remain unchanged until death!"

(My day... Saitoichi and Lv Bu's combination trick??)

The second brother of red-faced wood: "Ah..." (scream)

Liu Bei (Aze's gorgeous debut): "Well, it seems that these two guys can't do it. At the critical moment, I have to do it!"

Zhang Xiaohu/red-faced second brother, said in unison: "Big boss, don't talk so directly, okay... Men can't say no!"

Aze, a sophomore thief: "Hmm! If you have something to say, it's my forebearance!"

Miss Lu: "Well, the cannon fodder has increased to the third again! Why do men like you make such a despicable move! Humph!"

Liu, Guan and Zhang Qisheng: "In order to maintain the peace of the earth! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed! Insist on love and true sin..."

Miss Lu: "Hmm! What a mess!! You guys, what's the real purpose!"

Zhang Xiaohu: "Wow! In order to save Miss Diao Chan, the goddess imprisoned by the evil you!"

The second brother of Red-faced Wood: "In order to stop your evil love for Miss Diao Chan, the blasphemous goddess!"

Aze, a big-eared thief: "For the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the national law does not allow females!"

Miss Lu: "What a mess! These flies JJWW, look at my trick! Let's retreat magnificently! The real devil surrenders!!!"

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah..." (scream)

Zhang Xiaohu: "Ah... my body can't move..."

The second brother of the red-faced wood: "The five senses are also gradually losing..."

Aze, a big-eared thief: "Miss Diao Chan... Am I... going to die..."

In the distance, far away, the money fan Diao Chan's gorgeous debut, crying tears, gorgeous butterfly flying background: "Oh... star shit... ah no, oh! Liu Bei's little universe is going to disappear...

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah...ah! It seems that I heard Miss Saori... Ah, no, it seems that I heard... Miss Diao Chan's call..."

Diao Chan's little money fan: "Oh, you are the fighters of the goddess! You can't fall down so easily... trigger the seventh feeling in your body!"

Liu Guanzhang: "Oh... Do we have to use that trick? The move banned by the goddess... Is it... the marvel of the goddess? The trick of the forbidden Saint's combination..."

Miss Lu: "What a mess..."

Zhang Xiaohu: "Look at our invincible combination trick!"

Red-faced wooden second brother: "Look ~ Bronze Xiaoqiang's possession!!"

Aze, a big-eared thief: "For the peace of the world! In order to protect the chastity of Miss Diao Chan! For the starting point! For the monthly ticket champion! For the annual championship! In order to dance big... small universe, burn~! ~!"

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Bang!

I endured the impulse to knock the script down on the wooden face, closed the script hard, and then reluctantly suppressed the desire to cut people with a knife: "Wood, is this the script you wrote?"

"Please don't underestimate the energy of a comic fan!"

I took a deep breath: "Are you going to invest a lot of money and make such a movie, and then release it to audiences across the country?"

"Wrong!" Aze stepped forward righteously and blocked my murderous eyes instead of wood: "It's not for the audience of the whole country... but for the audience of the whole world! We also plan to send this film to Hollywood for computer special effects, and will also participate in this year's Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film..."

I endured the impulse to be stimulated by this script and looked at the wood with congested eyes: "You... do you have any other spare scripts?"

"Yes! Of course there is!" Wood righteously said awe-inspiringly, "I know that success can't be entrusted to chance, so I'm ready for failure. In case this first masterpiece fails, we still have the second backup plan!"

With that, the wood took out a script from behind and handed it to me.

I silently took it over and opened it... Then the first line almost made me faint.

The first line of the word reads:

"My journey is the sea of stars..."

I looked at the wood with murderous eyes.

"Alas... In fact, I'm not only a comic fan, but also a silver fan." Wood looked at me calmly: "Keep watching..."

Turn to the second page... "Human cannon, first-level preparation..."

I feel my fingers trembling and my heart bleeding...

"......%¥#¥......※%※¥... My day!!"

These are the only two words I can say.

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