A few explanatory chapters before reading this book

1. This book will definitely be an eunuch, because this book has been completed, and now it only needs to be uploaded chapter by chapter. Therefore, in the foreseeable future, the book should not have the situation of "no one below". So far, the state of this book is the same as that of the author, which is "the bottom is still very long..." Therefore, even if someone claims that this book will enter the palace, it is to flirt with the queen and concubine instead of being a father-in-law, which should be remembered by the audience.

2. The first purpose of this book is "Life is short, happiness comes first". The pressure of our life has been very high. There are nine out of ten things in the world. The hardships of life make most of us suffer all day long, frown, bow, and bend their knees... Even if outsiders seem to live a very well, Maybe there are also sad things that are not for the outsiders... So, relax yourself, smile, laugh, laugh, let you smile without pressure, forget the troubles around you, and release the accumulated pressure is the greatest wish of the author of this book. So, what are you waiting for? Read this book quickly, scratch your feet while reading, and let yourself laugh happily...

3. The writing style of this book is very different from today's online articles. This has been kindly reminded by many friends. The author has already revolutionaryly foreseen this problem when Qi Tian Dasheng was still under Mount Fuji as early as 28,000 years ago. It can be seen that the author only knows a little bit about everything. Zhuge Liang, that's much more awesome. In order to prove that he had reached a state close to Niu B, Zhuge Liang went to give birth to the animals (for the detailed process, please refer to Yusen Dianwu's movie version of "Red Cliff"), but A Liang forgot that the object of his birth was a horse, not a cow, so he did not approach Niu B, because at that time, Ah Liang is the location of Ma's birth, and the straight distance from the cowshed is at least 30 kilometers, so he is still far from the state of approaching the cow B. Compared with the author, a family who raises cattle for a living, it is even worse than 108,000 miles. Hey hey hey hey... It's far away. Turn back to the point. Since this book has been completed, it needs to be If you modify it again, the workload is too heavy, so there should be no big changes. Besides, the author of this article is such a man with a gray and handsome appearance and a sparse beard. Everywhere, he is like a caterpillar in the dark, his whereabouts are hidden, unique, elegant, and never does it. Peeping in the women's toilet, the noble person of human nature, woo! Ru Si! So far! Shit! Here, I quote a famous lyric of Li Bai and Li Hei Tan: "An can break his eyebrows and bend his waist, which makes me unhappy?" If you convert it, the author's voice is "Anneng also tends to write online articles, which makes me unhappy?" Just write a happy, unobstructed and do whatever you want. This is the true demeanor of our literary world. How can a literati bend his waist for five buckets of rice? People, just want to have integrity, how can they lose their noble style for the benefits brought by a little click rate... Ah? What? Someone offered a reward of 50 yuan for the advertising soft text of black cotton sanitary napkins? I'm here to write soft articles. I'm the best at it... Dear audience, I'll come as soon as I go...

4. Shit, it's a step late. The writing opportunity of this soft text has been robbed by the god. Alas... It seems that everything should be done early. The so-called early bird has insects to eat, so let the gods eat insects. The author has to continue to tell the reading of this book honestly. Note: Although this book writes novels in the way of prose, it will insert a short story from time to time, moan a sentence or two from time to time, from time to time ** a word or two, from time to time to turn around and turn to Maori, huh? Why is this country called Mauritius? It's just looking for silk in the hair... This shows that the quality of the silk underwear produced in their country is not good. It always drops the line. If the thread is lost, you need to look for it. Of course, where is the most difficult to find these threads? Of course, it is most difficult to find hidden in the object closest to its shape, so they have to ask for silk... Uh-huh, it's far again. Although the author writes things scattered, his nickname is Qingjing Sanren, his biggest hobby is walking. His favorite snack is seven-star five poison powder, but when it should be scattered, it should not be dispersed. It doesn't break up at all, so when it's time for the hero to be happy, the hero must be very happy. Please forgive me for this... One day when the hero's article is not popular, then let the heroine be happy...

5. Ha ha, the above are all jokes. In fact, I think that the writing mode of the article is not important. What is important is the reader's pleasure when reading. The author of this book hopes to achieve the purpose of making readers happy in another different way - of course, this way is by no means playing/playing for the reader... Although this kind of The writing attempt may not be successful, but it should be more meaningful than everyone thinks that there is only one writing mode of online literature. At least it proves that this writing mode is unsuccessful and makes latecomers take fewer detours, which is also a meaning of this book...

6. Without further ado, happy reading, let's go now, Let's_go!