Chapter 6 Pick-up

When the girl hurriedly passed by his car, she seemed to inadvertently see Ding Yi, or Ding Yi's car. She seemed to hesitate for a moment and came to Ding Yi's car. She came to Ding Yi's car, lowered her head and knocked on Ding Yi's window.

Ding Yi's heart pounded. He knew that his car was very cool and the world's famous donkey brand. This car is on the road, which can attract the envy of many passers-by. The donkey sign in front of the car is a symbol of identity and status. Maybe the girl saw my car and wanted to find an excuse to get close to me?

This kind of attempt to talk to the owner when he sees a world-famous car has not happened to Ding Yi, especially the car owner is still a handsome GG (Note: GG here means "brother", read as "Gog", boring people should not deliberately read "chicken/chicken", hereby explain), this kind of pick-up machine There will be a few more percentage points.

The streamlined shape, dazzling colors, high price, and the proud donkey head in front of the car are destined to become the focus of everyone's attention.

Its whistle is even more distinctive, not the ordinary sound of car horns, but the lively sound of donkeys.

In the understanding of Chinese people, a donkey is not an animal that can give people a good impression. It describes a person as being stupid and is usually called a "stupid donkey". No one has ever heard of "stupid horse" or "stupid sheep" or "stupid tiger", "stupid monkey" or "stupid elephant", not even "stupid mouse" or "stupid cockroach". It is said that "stupid donkey" or "stupid pig", it can be seen that the donkey's social reputation is not high, and it can only go hand in hand with pigs. If it directly enters the Chinese market under the name of "Bao Lv", I'm afraid it will seriously affect the sales of cars. Therefore, before the car was planned to enter the Chinese market, the planners of the marketing department of Bao Lv Company once thought, It is necessary to change the name of this brand of car and repackage it before entering the Chinese market. For example, the name is Baoxiang, Baohu, Baobao and other atmospheric names. In addition to listening to the ear, it is also in line with the aesthetics of the Chinese people. In this case, one is to show respect for the customs and habits of the Chinese people, and the other is that it is easy to get potential customers. The psychological recognition of households can quickly open the market, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

This motion was rejected by the president of Baolu Company.

The employees were originally confused, but the president's words made the employees of the company open. The original words were translated to the following idea: aesthetics can be cultivated, and living habits can be slowly changed. The key is how you fool (the original words are "the key is how you publicize". In order to appropriately express the artistic conception of the words, a Chinese buzzword is selected here). Didn't the Chinese people not listen to opera before? Nowadays, in China, people who don't listen to operas are embarrassed to claim to be upper-class people. Even if they are deaf because of opera, they still insist on listening. Didn't Chinese people only draw the front door in the past? Nowadays, people in the upper class only smoke cigars, and they continue to smoke even if they are choked by cigars. This is a successful case of successfully educating consumers to change their consumption habits and make their products recognized. There is also a successful business case to tell you, the L fork in our country. The fork leather bag is designed like a piece of shit. At best, it is the design level of a rural tailor. Because it can educate consumers, it can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan, and there is also a limited edition. The limited edition can be sold for hundreds of thousands of yuan. This is the legendary ** official of the cow - fork, and furthermore, it is big. The ** official of the cow - a big cow. Do you understand? We should also learn to educate consumers. We can't be led by consumers, because we want to create popularity. We want to be the leader of the industry. After changing the name to "Baohu", even if the sales are amazing, it is not successful. If we don't change the name, it is still called "Bao Lv", but we subtly and successfully educate consumers, and finally let them If a donkey is regarded as a pet, that is called success. Ander's dead egg?

Under the popular criticism of the president, the Baolu brand car finally landed in China under its original name.

After years of unremitting education for consumers and adhering to the marketing strategy of the high-end market, Baolu Automobile has gained a firm foothold in China and finally became a symbol of identity. Owning a donkey brand is equivalent to saying to the world: I am a super rich man. I have financial strength. If you don't believe it, please take a look. My car is a donkey brand.

Of course, this sentence is not said by a person with a donkey card - if you say it like this, it is undoubtedly a self-descending identity. When a donkey card stops beside you, you stand next to the car with a car key in the shape of a donkey's head in your hand. You don't have to say such a line at all. This donkey brand naturally speaks for you. The donkey brand is A symbol of your identity.

The sound of the whistle of the donkey car has also become a highlight to attract everyone. On the street, as long as you hear the loud donkey call, everyone will know that the donkey car is coming, and immediately attract everyone's envious eyes.

Because the donkey company has applied for a patent, the horn of the donkey can only be used by the car of the donkey company. Therefore, the designers of other small and medium-sized car companies trying to follow the trend can only find another way and design all kinds of donkey-like whistles. Although the sound is similar, there are some small distinctions, which are technically successful. It avoids the risk of being accused of infringement by Bao Lv Company.

Since then, donkeys have been screaming one after another on the street. However, real experienced consumers and car enthusiasts can still distinguish which kind of hissing is the real donkey car from the size, frequency and tone of the donkey call.

To the fake donkey call that pretends to be a donkey brand car, the knowledgeable person will immediately cast a contemptuous look and disdainfully say a two-word comment: pretending to be a donkey.

The meaning of the word

is similar to the rhyme of "pretend B", a word that was popular during a certain period of time. The similarities between the two words are that they are used to satirize something that is not something in the first place, rather than to make the majority of people mistake it for something. The slightly different is that the former's costume object is an animal, while the latter's costume object, cough, cough - the author coughed just twice, coincidentally I wonderfully avoided this embarrassing topic.

The words are far away and a little off-topic, so that the author can continue to tell stories with everyone affectionately.

If you tell readers that you don't like the natural beauty in front of you, it's simply a real act of pretending to be a donkey, Ding Yi thought. The girl really talked to herself, and Ding Yi was happy and excited.

Although the girl did not talk to him, she just came over and knocked on his car window, this move can be called taking the initiative to greet Ding Yi.

"Since she took the initiative to say hello to me, should I chase her and catch her as promised to myself just now?" Although Ding Yi had made up his mind before the girl greeted him, as long as the girl took the initiative to say hello to her, he would chase her, beg her, and pursue her, but when the girl really took the initiative to knock on his car window, he hesitated again in his heart.

I don't know if she took the initiative to come here because she fell in love with my donkey? Or is it because you like me? Ding Yi thought.

Although she just knocked on the car window and hasn't started to say her lines, Ding Yi already thinks that the girl is interested in herself and is also very affectionate.

However, in his limited life experience, the opposite sex who takes the initiative to greet him usually has an intention to him. Facts speak louder than words. There are many facts that have fully proved this situation before, so his self-intentional at this time is also a basis, and those who are shockingly ugly but think they look like Pan An. Compared with people, Ding Yi is extremely modest and low-key.

By the way, the reason why Ding Yi came to knock on his car window when the girl came to knock on his car, he had the question above. He wondered whether he took a fancy to his donkey card or whether he took the initiative to talk to him. Why did he have this question because of the following famous sayings.

"I'd rather be stared in the donkey card than sit on a bicycle and watch stars." This is a famous saying among gold worshippers. The first "star" in this famous saying is not a real star, but another two-word word. Because the word has a strong nature of children, it will be used on the website. The "**" symbol is used to shield it, so in line with the principle of turning passive into active, the author, who has a great sense of social responsibility, has put it on the mosaic himself, which can be seen that it is very high. But in order to facilitate the audience's understanding, the author must explain the meaning of the "star". This word, translated into Mandarin, is forced to circle and fork, and the last "star" in the famous saying is the real star, the shining star hanging in the sky. The mood of the whole sentence is that I, a beautiful woman, would rather be forced to circle the fork by the rich in the donkey car. After the circle, I will be forked again and again. After the circle, I will be forked. From then on, I have a strong psychological rejection of the fork behavior, and I don't want to sit in the back seat of a poor bicycle. It is my life's ideal to accompany him to look at the stars poetically at night.

Even if a toad sitting in the driver's seat of a donkey car can attract the admiration of many women, but if you get the formal admiration of a woman who only loves your money but does not love you, this is not a very gratifying thing.

Originally, Ding Yi, who was in the wind, was very attracted to the attention of the opposite sex. With the treasure donkey card, it was like adding wings to the old and young. Therefore, when the girl knocked on Ding Yi's car window, Ding Yi hoped that if the girl fell in like him, it was not because he had a donkey card. Generally speaking, it was not because he had money - this It is easy to understand that people with donkey sports cars are real rich people. But if it is popular only for economic reasons, it is more like an insult to Ding Yi, who is extremely arrogant.

In fact, the real rich person is not Ding Yi. To be precise, it is Ding Yi's grandfather. Ding Yi, as a student who has not graduated from college, is not like some people who began to start a business or work and study in college, or write novels on websites to make money. Therefore, he has no financial resources. His money is given to him by his grandfather, including this donkey brand, which is also bought for him by his grandfather. But Grandpa Ding Yi's money, because he only has such a grandson and such a only legal heir, so in the end, it is still Ding Yi's money. Therefore, Ding Yi can also be regarded as a rich man.

But in Ding Yi's heart, he doesn't think he is a real rich man. Because the real rich man is so poor that there is only money left. In addition to money, Ding Yi also has banknotes, money, coins, banknotes, gold bars, silver dollars, US dollars, rupees, etc., so he also It can't be regarded as a rich man...

Ding Yi's divergent thinking ability began to work fully.

But his divergent thinking did not affect his reaction after seeing the beautiful woman knock on his car window. He appropriately pressed a key on the car door. The button posture was elegant and elegant, a little chic intoxicated, a little post-modern in confusion, a little unruly in decadence, and a little wild in casual... The window fell down.