Chapter 47 Beautiful girls in the world

Everyone cheered and applauded together. Ding Yi was slightly disdainful of this kind of behavior, which has no personality and can only blindly obey orders, but he can't act too detached from the masses, so he claps a few times.

A San cleared his throat, coughed and said, "Just now, I've been talking about the life of being at home all over the world, right?"

The reporter laughed and said, "The rotten gentleman has a good memory. He can still remember after talking for a long time. Generally, the person I interviewed forgot the first sentence after saying the last sentence. I didn't expect that Rotten Jun was still such a person with excellent memory ability. I admire it."

A San was stunned for a moment. The reporter was speechless. How could someone say the last sentence and forget the previous sentence? How can there be such a person? It's pure nonsense. From this point of view, I don't know whether this reporter is real or fake. If you are blinded by this fake reporter on the first day of your accession to the throne, your accession ceremony will also be overshadowed. In the future, it will be an unforgettable pain in my heart, which can never be allowed.

He waved to Li Da Toad and whispered in his ear, "Toad, check the identity of this reporter and see if he is a real reporter or a fake reporter. If it's a fake reporter, let's go together and knock out his shit for me.

Li Da Toad glanced at the reporter and nodded and said yes. He was about to leave when his rotten buttocks A San waved again and stopped him.

"What, what else do you want, Mr. Rotten? Don't you knock out his shit?" Li Da Toad asked softly.

"No." A San shook his head and said, "Give me out of his shit, and then ask him to eat it."

Li Da Toad got the order and disappeared immediately.

The reporter saw the rotten buttocks A San whispering in Li Da Toad's ear. Li Da Toad looked at himself and immediately disappeared. He knew that it was not good. Did he see the flaw by the rotten buttocks A San? But think about it, you shouldn't have shown anything. Maybe he was over-thorious. Li Da Toad had another task, not to investigate his authenticity. Thinking of this, he relaxed his mind.

"What do you have to tell Li Da Toad?" In order to dispel his doubts, the reporter asked the rotten ass A San.

"I asked him to arrange the imperial chef to cook some good dishes for you." Rotten ass A San replied. He really regarded himself as the emperor, completely forgot his identity, and thought that he had a royal chef, and his lies were not technical at all.

The reporter believed it. He was very happy and said politely, "Don't be too good, don't be too good, keep a low profile. The full banquet of Man-Han is enough. Don't waste it too much. It's not good to create a frugal society. It's too wasteful.

Rotten ass A San laughed and suddenly said, "Just now you said that the person you interviewed had a bad memory, and you forgot the previous sentence after saying the last sentence. Are you kidding? How can there be such a person in reality?

The reporter was stunned and suddenly thought of the suspicious eyes of the rotten buttocks A San just now. He knew that the rotten butt A San was suspicious of himself because of this, and he might let Li Da Toad inquire about his true identity.

He quickly explained, "It's true. What the interviewee said was all nonsense, all of which were made up with their eyes closed. How can you remember it when you make it up? So I will say the last sentence and forget the previous sentence. What I said is not true at all. You will feel this way when you have been a reporter for a long time. If you don't believe it, you can try it if you have a chance.

This is the true words that this fake reporter heard from the real reporter. Today, I want to muddle through and say the truth of this real reporter, but it leads to other people's suspicion. It's really not worth the loss. If I had known it, I would have told some lies. It seems that telling lies in this era may be more convincing than telling the truth.

The fake reporter regretted that he almost didn't take off his hair, but he couldn't behave too abnormally in front of everyone, so he still seemed calm on the surface. Continuing his interview, he hoped that Li Da Toad did not really investigate his identity, but just followed the instructions of the rotten king and arranged for the imperial chef to prepare the imperial banquet.

But after thinking about it, although the rotten ass A San ascended the throne in "B", he was at most just a captain. Where did he come from? Where did the imperial banquet come from? If you send Li Da Toad away, you will definitely be unfavorable to yourself. It is inevitable that there will be more bad luck and less luck. The best plan now is to complete this interview before Li Da Toad comes back, and then take a chance to get around.

However, after listening to his explanation, A San understood why the reporter said that his interviewee would forget the previous sentence after saying the last sentence. He secretly felt that there was some truth in his heart. He wanted to wrong the reporter as a good man and apologized for his distrust of comrades, but now he has Li Da Toad was transferred to investigate and couldn't call him back, so he continued to complete the reporter's interview as soon as possible, which was also an explanation for him.

The two had the same idea, so the interview went smoothly.

"Continue the life of being at home all over the world as I just said. Although it is beautiful on the surface, it is still a little bitter.

"Why is it bitter? What was your mental journey at that time? Please talk about this question in detail.

"When I am home in the four seas and travel around, the earth is the bed and the blue sky is the quilt. How comfortable and happy I am? I have traveled all over the world, tasted all the delicious food in the world, and played all over the beautiful girls in the world. One word: It's so fucking cool. What's wrong with the couple in this kind of life?

Ding Yi heard him say the four words "What does the husband want?" Of course, he didn't know that 50% of the words he said and the actual four words commonly used by everyone were homophones. A San's understanding of these four words is also completely different from the usual understanding. Rotten Jun's understanding of the whole sentence is: "Such a beautiful life is in front of me. Even if I go back to the original days when the couple were together and beautiful, I will respond confidently and say, ''"

Ding Yi was not as complicated as he understood. He just thought that Fang Ran had said these four words to herself. At that time, she was so good to herself, but she did not cherish it. She didn't regret it until she lost it. Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel sad.

The reporter heard the rotten ass A San say that he "wiveled all over the beautiful scenery in the world, tasted the delicious food in the world, and played all the beautiful girls in the world" and so on. He couldn't help wiping off the excited saliva from his mouth and said with a smile, "How can there be bitterness in such a comfortable life? Pret to be a donkey, pretend to be a donkey."

"You don't understand." Rotten buttocks A San said that his heart was sad, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "Although I think the bridge hole in the garbage can near the pavilion next to the toilet in the southeast corner of Qilipo Park is pleasant, warm in winter and cool in summer, which is a beautiful scenery in the world, but it is always too wet at that time, and there will be a hidden danger of rheumatoid arthritis; that The food thrown by tourists in the garbage can. Because tourists come from all over the world, they eat the leftover food with all kinds of flavors. It's delicious, but they only throw food, not seasonings, so it's not perfect. As for the street girls in the park who attract guests, it's much better than my wife's, and some teeth. It's all ready, and it hasn't been dropped yet. The only drawback is that it has to be charged, 20 yuan a time. I wandered around the garbage can, picked up 20 yuan, and finally got what I wanted. The girl I played with said that her family lived in the 'World' village. After her son graduated from high school, she went to the city, so I played with the beautiful girl in the world... ...That's a long story. That time I paid her 20 yuan, but afterwards, they found that I picked up fake money and was chased everywhere by them. Although I finally got rid of it, it still had a great negative effect on my prestige, so I felt bitter when I thought about it. It's real bitterness, not fake bitterness, let alone pretending to be a donkey, not pretending to be a donkey.

The fake reporter and a group of people all collapsed on the ground, as if they had just been swept away by a machine gun.

A San's words were so shocking.

Ding Yi and the new Liu Guan have relatively strong tolerance. He strongly supported his body, staggered, and finally stood firm.

Everyone also struggled to slowly support their bodies to sit up, and then slowly support the wall to stand up.

The reporter thought: It's useless to talk more. He pretended to be a reporter and wanted to come here to cheat some money. Whether it was to interview A or B, the ultimate purpose was to pretend to reflect their deeds, which would be good for their sentence reduction. After they believed it, they might cheat some money, but today's scene made him unexpected. Just now, he vomited and fainted. Jue, now I'm so nauseous that I almost closed my breath. I may fall to the ground and twitch later. According to this trend analysis, I may die on the spot before I finish the interview.

But you can't run away right away. It seems too unrespectful. We must support the completion of this interview.

"Then why do you want a cuckold certificate?" There is one last question. If you don't leave, your life will be in danger.