Chapter 48 Beat the prostitute

When this sentence came to the point, A San, with a rotten ass, was impassioned and shouted, "I am weak, and there is a cause and a cause. Because my wife wore an invisible green hat for me, so I sharpened this pair of dog men and women, so I want a green hat certificate to prove my status as a weak person. This is also good for my sentencing.

"So it is."

"With good intentions."

"It's hard to say."

"It's raining all the time."

After listening to the words of Rotten Ass A San, everyone expressed their feelings one after another. Because people don't read much, they can't help but use some pop song names when expressing their feelings. Although it is not very appropriate, they also express their feelings.

"I want to give him a cuckold certificate." Everyone whispered to each other and expressed support for the idea of A San's strong request for a green hat certificate.

"Do you have any different opinions? If you agree, everyone will applaud. The new Liu Guan said with a smile.

The applause sounded again, all over the audience, full of enthusiasm and lasted for several minutes.

The reporter clicked a few times with the flash and shouted, "Success!" Then put away the camera and said to the rotten ass A San, "Okay, okay, I know what you think. When you go back, publish this report and wait to read the newspaper. Look at the cow's death. He came forward and shook A San's hand, and there was another bear-like hug. Then he resisted the nausea and kissed his face with a popular face kiss in the West. After finishing all this set of homework, he said in his heart, "Shame, I finally picked up a life." Turn around and want to leave.

"Hail." Suddenly, a word exploded in everyone's ears. The decibel was extremely high and quite heavy. The reporter was caught off guard and couldn't help shaking and almost collapsed to the ground.

Li Da Toad came out of nowhere and came to the rotten ass A San. He looked at the reporter majestically, and whispered in the rotten ass A San's ear, "I've investigated it. He's not a reporter."

The rotten buttocks jumped up. What? Isn't he a journalist? Then who is he?

"He is a prostitute."

Everyone was confused when they heard it.

Didn't you say he was not a reporter? Why do you say he is a reporter again? Is he or not?

"He is not a journalist, he is a prostitute." Li Da Toad repeated it again.

It is completely indistinguishable from the pronunciation of these two words. Everyone looked at each other in consters. I don't know how Li Da Toad said that this person was a reporter for a while, and then he said that he was not. What kind of medicine was sold in his gourd?

Seeing the suspicious eyes of everyone, Li Da Toad was anxious and said, "He is not a reporter, he is a prostitute. Don't you understand this?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"He is the kind of prostitute who provides sexual services for the opposite sex in **. It's the prostitute of a prostitute, not a reporter. Ander's dead egg?"

Li Da Toad was in a hurry and used the "Ande Dead Egg" he had just learned.

Everyone is quite affectionate about the word prostitute, quite **. You can tell the difference between the two at once.

Looking at the fake reporter and real prostitute lying on the ground after being exposed, everyone suddenly believed that he was really pretending and wasted everyone's feelings for such a long time here. Everyone was full of righteous indignation.

"Fight! Beat him to death, you son of a bitch." Except for the new Liu Guan and Ding Yi, everyone rushed up and punched and kicked. After a while, the prostitute's face swelled up.

"Please don't fight." The fake reporter and the real prostitute held the leg of Li Da Toad, who beat the most fiercely, and burst into tears.

"Mom, dare you lie to Grandpa." Li Da Toad broke away and kicked the fake reporter in the face of the real prostitute. Say, why did you come to lie to people?"

"I said, I said." The prostitute knelt to the ground, kowtowed like garlic, and said, "Hero, spare my life, I said."

Everyone stopped beating and listened to what he said.

"I think the revolutionary division of labor is different, and there is no high or low in the work. Like prostitutes and journalists, they are industries that serve the people. The same thing is that they all serve the people. The difference is that the jobs are different, one is in ** and the other is under the bed. Of course, it is also possible for reporters to go to ** for the needs of work... And prostitutes, for the needs of work, change the working environment and come to the bed, for example, to the sofa, the bedside table, the toilet... This is also possible. In short, the stage is as big as the heart is..."

The punch of "slam" was made by Li Da Toad, which was both stable and accurate, and fierce, and suddenly knocked the prostitute to the ground again.

"Futam! Ask why you are lying. What kind of circle do you have with me? How big is the stage? Let me show you how big my fist is."

"I said, I said." The prostitute struggled to get up and did not dare to find a theoretical basis for his behavior. He had to honestly say, "I think prostitutes and reporters are essentially the same, the pronunciation is the same, and the text is similar, but why are they so relaxed and comfortable? Are we going to sweat like rain in **? So I want to change my identity and then cheat some money.

"He told the truth! Hit him! He is a liar! Beat him to death!" Everyone rushed up again, punching and kicking.

The prostitute shouted "um, um" in everyone's fists and feet, and soon reached **.

Ding Yi suddenly felt that this scene was very funny. Tonight's scene is like a humorous drama. It seems that the author has changed his style and wants to write a humorous drama, so he will not be too sad in the future.

Of course, humorous dramas are different from regular dramas. In humorous dramas, even if people die, they may die happily. There is no need to cry. This kind of life is quite pleasant.

Even if the prostitute was punched and kicked by everyone, the consequence was that he quickly reached **, so even if he stabbed Xiao An to death and was sentenced to a heavy sentence, he might be excited and inexplicably.

The new Liu Guan said that he can still find a person who takes the blame on behalf of others. If he spends some money and finds such a person, hey hey hey hey, then he doesn't even have to sit in prison. Isn't it good?

Has the author really changed his style?

Hey hey hey hey hey, two more times, this is really good news. Ding Yi thought that if this article is changed to a nonsensical style, he may also be a car, a beautiful woman and a happy sex/life in prison. Squatting in prison is like a vacation. It's really harmful.

In this case, if you want to go to prison at that time, you may have to find someone to open the back door, make an application, make some money and bribes. You can't go to prison without a certain relationship. This situation has developed to the extreme. Maybe an opportunity to go to prison needs to be drawn by lottery.

Because he is the protagonist, the author is the only one who gives himself this rare opportunity, and the other authors still don't give it. Like this real prostitute and fake reporter, he was beaten up in order to cheat money, but he did not have the opportunity to stay in prison, which shows that this kind of opportunity is not easily available to ordinary people.

Ding Yi's heart is full of pride.

I think of these Li Da Toad, Rotten Ass A San, Four-eyed Field Chicken, Wang Ba Chuan and others must have also opened up all kinds of relationships before they can sneak into the gate of the prison.

The so-called people can't be good-looking, and the sea can't be measured. Although these brothers are not amazing in appearance, their words are plain, they speak rudely and have bad breath. They don't need toilet paper but are on the wall, but actually be quite powerful. Otherwise, how can you have a chance to go to this paradise in prison to harm your skin?

I am the protagonist, so the author gives me such a benefit. These supporting actors can also be treated the same as me, which can only explain one thing. Their relationship and background are very hard.

Ding Yi sighed in his heart. Maybe these people also have relatives of the emperor, and they can't afford to offend them.

Therefore, you still need to keep a low profile, be modest and cautious. One day you may not be able to provoke an inconspicuous person, just like these students in prison.

Ding Yi learned something else.

He took out his notebook and carefully wrote down his thoughts. In the ears are still the sound of fists hitting the prostitute when everyone beats the prostitute and the scream/bed sound of the prostitute when they are beaten by the crowd.

"oh! Yeah! Comeon,baby." This prostitute seems to be an educated person, and he shouts in foreign language when he is **. Compared with those who can only call/bed in their mother tongue, it is higher than one level.

Ding Yi thought that based on the prostitute's pure English name/bed accent, it seems that this prostitute is also a person who often receives the baptism of English hair. Otherwise, his business has developed overseas and foreign customers, which leads to the rise of his English call/bed sound.

Thinking about it, suddenly, he saw Wang Bachui stop beating the prostitute's fist, screamed, covered his heart, and looked painful.

Everyone was shocked by the scream. They all looked at Wang Bachui and stopped the beating.

The prostitute's call/bed person also stopped abruptly.

"What's wrong? Eight hammers?" Li Da Toad looked at Wang Bachui and asked with concern.

Li Da Toad, who has just come down from the leadership position, looks very approachable. In the past, when he called him Wang Ba Chuan, although he also used two words to shorten him, he used the first two words of the three words "Wang Ba Chuan". Today, he is called Wang Ba Chuan, which is the first time.

Wang Bachui looked at him gratefully and said intermittently, "You'd better continue to follow the old routine... call me Wang Ba, so... it sounds kind."

"No, I'm going to call you eight hammers." Li Da Toad said sincerely. Eight Hammer, what's wrong with you?"

Ding Yi's goose bumps fell to the ground. It seems that Li Da Toad's disgusting ability is not much worse than that of Rotten Ass A San.

"I just have a sudden pain in my heart. It doesn't matter." Wang Bachui Qiang said with a strong smile. Besides, I usually respect the author. I pray day and night that he has a car, a beautiful woman and a happy sex/life. I don't think the author will do anything to me.

"Yes, yes. Let's all wish the author a fragrant car, beauty and a happy sex/life. As soon as everyone saw Wang Bachui show their loyalty to the author at this opportunity, they were afraid of missing the opportunity, so they sang the words. The voice was neat and beautiful, and the versatile people still played music beside them, which was really emotional.

Suddenly, except for Ding Yi, everyone covered their hearts and was in great pain.