Chapter 49 People's Pleading

"What's the matter?" Ding Yi was stunned when he saw this strange scene. In addition to all the classmates in "B" covering their chests, even the new Liu Guan and the prostitute who was still calling the bed just now covered their hearts with their hands, which was very painful.

Their hearts are full of colic, and the pain is so strong that they can't stand it.

"Did we just shoot the author's flattery wrong? How to praise the author, but everyone's heart is in sharp pain? Has the author been so honored that he can't stand the flattery of us? The author is really our model, the pride of the world, the example of teenagers, the idol of women... Our admiration for the author is like a surging river, unreceiving, and it is like the rolling Yellow River, overflowing, like a continuous waterfall, **, like that, that, that, and so on... In short, It's just very admiring and admiring.

After everyone finished reading the lines, they really couldn't think of any more creative flattery, so they had to use that, and so on to make up the number.

Hearing the voice over, the author laughed and said, "You don't know your background."

When everyone heard the author's voice, they immediately fell to the ground, knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times, extremely devoutly.

Only Ding Yi stood there alone, thinking about his identity in his heart, and did not want to do such a deignified thing.

His rude behavior was seen by everyone, and immediately a person lying on the ground shouted angrily, "Oh, ignorant young man, it's too rude. It's okay if you can't be polite about the gift of the rotten king's accession to the throne. The author's holy voice came to the scene, and you still stood in a pervertently. It's too rude. It's unbearable. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh...”

Everyone spit on Ding Yi angrily, and even the new Liu Guan was not exempt from vulgarity, but because they were lying on the ground, the attack point was low, and the spitting was close in range, they were easily dodged by Ding Yi.

Ding Yi wanted to spit back and fight back, but because of the many targets, he was outnumbered. If he spit back, it would cause public anger. This was not a wise choice, so he couldn't bear it.

Seeing this chaotic scene, the author said angrily, "STOP! STOP! What kind of plane? Such a big man, do they still spit on each other to attack each other? Is it like words? Like a child. BS! Don't spit! Not standard! No future! If you want to spit, you have to spit! The composition of phlegm is more textured than saliva. It has strong attack power and strong adhesion. Before spitting, you can also clear your throat and create momentum. Only in this way can you have a shape.

When everyone received the instructions from the author, they all cleared some phlegm from their throats and aimed at Ding Yi. They were about to vomit. If it weren't for the respect for the author and still lying on the ground and not standing up, maybe they would have jumped up and surrounded Ding Yi, just waiting for the author's order. Immediately, dozens of mouthfuls of thick phlegm aimed at Ding Yi and attacked Ding Yi.

Ding Yi's eyes were dark, and his heart was full of despair. Although they are still lying on the ground and the attack distance is relatively close, the consequences of such a strong and concentrated attack force attacking themselves together are unimaginable.

I only heard the author smile and said, "It's just a joke, just say it. Don't attack Ding Yi. What he says is also an idol player. If he is spit out with thick phlegm, he can't do it anymore. Forget it.

Everyone was ordered to immediately ban it and no longer intended to spit on Ding Yi. Although they often defecate anywhere, they did not dare to spit in front of the author. It seemed that they could only swallow the thick phlegm.

Shit, the author feels very disgusting when he writes this. Immediately dissolving their thick phlegm, and there was no thick phlegm in everyone's mouths. Everyone was refreshed and thanked the author.

The author said calmly, "Do you know the reason why I suddenly appeared?"

Everyone said, "The author is mysterious, unpredictable, magical, fascinated, rich, nervous... SORRY, SORRY, in order to rhyme, we used the wrong word, damn it. The author is not crazy. The author is a dragon who can't see the beginning and the end. How can we know the intention of the author? Impossible, impossible. Please make it clear why the author appeared.

The author said, "You really don't know. To be honest, it's okay to listen to it for you. In fact, the previous paragraphs were not written by the author, do you understand?"

Everyone was puzzled when they heard it, and the hero Ding Yi was also confused.

"Isn't it written by the author yourself? Who on earth wrote it?" Finally, someone couldn't help asking respectfully.

"Some time ago, the author, I had something to do. I worked hard day and night and had no time to write. Therefore, I asked another brother to help me write a paragraph, because he wrote for me, so I called him a 'protograph'. The paragraph of Ding Yi's entry into the detention center is all written by this 'prostograph'.

"Ah?" Except for Ding Yi, everyone else was shocked.

"Now that I'm free, I came back to read this paragraph. It's simply inexplicable! It's ridiculous! It is simply contrary to the author's usual serious and realistic style. I have driven away this 'crop', and I'm going to write the characters created by this 'crop' myself. I'm also going to write them all to death, and then create some more.

"So, we didn't create it by the author himself? Is the author going to write us to death? Listening to the author's words, everyone was like mourning and crying. For them, this news was like a bolt from the blue, which completely defeated their spiritual defense line at once, and everyone was unhappy and depressed.

"It turns out that we are people without formal identity. We have lost our goal in our lives and are about to lose our lives. Oh, my God! Why do you treat us like this? It's not fair! What on earth did we do wrong?

Everyone began to cry. So what are you going to do with us? Are you really going to write us to death?"

"Yes." The author replied. You had a sharp pain in your heart just now. Do you know the reason?

Everyone's faces turned pale. They figured out something at once, but they didn't dare to say it.

"You dare not say that I will speak for you." The author laughed. I'm not satisfied with the characters written by this 'surrogate', so I decided to let you have a heart attack together and die here collectively, and then I will rewrite some more characters, write according to my original ideas, and take the serious route again.

"Please!" No!" Don't do it!" NONONO." Fak U!" Everyone began to beg for mercy, but there was a very discordant voice in it.

Who is it? Who said 'Fac U'? Stand up for me." The author said angrily.

"Yes...me!" After a while, the four-eyed chicken answered, hesitated for a moment, and still stood up.

"Why do you dare to say 'Fac U'?" The author looked at him coldly and asked. Is it because you are impatient to live and want to die more excitingly?

"No, no, no, don't get me wrong. I heard that three words came out when everyone begging for mercy. For a while, I was in order to pursue rhyme, so I casually said three words 'Fuck U'. This is just to create momentum and speak loudly, not swear, let alone scold you. Don't get me wrong.

"Damn!" Is Fak U' a three word? The author sneered and wanted to scold me for a meaningless reason. It seems that the person who created it is not only has a low IQ, but also has a different mind. It is a wise decision to write them all to death, a great decision, a correct decision, a An unquestionable decision.

The author secretly made up his mind to write them all to death immediately.

"'Fuck U' according to English, although there are only two words, 'FUCK' and 'U' respectively. But according to the Chinese pronunciation, it can be pronounced as 'fake', which sounds like three words, which is similar to what they just said, 'please', 'don't', 'don't' and 'NONONO'. The four-eyed chicken explained.

Before he finished speaking, suddenly, he covered his heart with his hands, his eyes turned white, and he was short of breath. He slowly fell to the ground. His limbs twitched, and a few words came out of his mouth. Listening carefully, it was "It's over, a heart attack, my life is over." He struggled for a while and died of breath.

Everyone knows that he was written to death by the author. In an instant, his face was like earth, crawling on the ground, kowtolling like pounding garlic, and all said, "My lord, the four-eyed field chicken dares to swear to you. He has more than enough to die. Damn it, we welcome and support you to write him to death. It's too exciting, too inspiring, too refreshing, too that. But it's none of our business. Don't write all of us to death. Please!"

The author meditated and said no words.

There was another sharp pain in everyone's heart and the symptoms of suffocation. Everyone knew that the author was about to write them to death, and the fear and despair were full of words. Crying heaven and earth, crying father and mother, the scene was miserable, and the onlookers were all moved and burst into tears.

The author was about to say, "Everyone suddenly had a sharp pain in their hearts. After a few collective convulsions, they all turned their braids and fell to the ground together. When their bodies collided with the ground, they made a banging sound. Is this the legendary 'falling to the ground'? For a moment, the scene was spectacular..." When I said this, I suddenly heard a sound: "Slow down."

At a glance, it turned out to be Ding Yi. The hero is not an ordinary extra. He still needs to listen to his ideas, so he asked, "What's the matter?"

Ding Yi said, "Is the author going to write them to death?"

The author said, "What about writing them to death? What if you don't write to death?"

Ding Yi said, "The reason why you write them to death is that you think your 'crocoer' writes this article too nonsense, which is not in line with your usual true and rigorous writing style, right?"

This is indeed the author's real idea, but if it is admitted, it means that the author's mind is actually guessed by a character in the pen, which seems that the author has no depth, so he hummed twice and did not say anything.

Ding Yi said, "But have you ever thought about it, Lord? If you write all these characters to death at once, doesn't it make the reader feel more nonsense? So many living people suddenly had a heart attack and all died. Is it possible? Ah, reality? Besides, you write down the characters under your hands at will, which shows that you are disrespectful to life, which is not good.

The author's heart said: "Ding Yi's child also makes some sense. If so many people fall to the ground with a heart attack and die together, it is really not in line with common sense. If readers and adults see this scene, they may not be moved, but will laugh. This is not in line with the author's original intention. But if you don't write them to death, the story will continue to be nonsense, which is not in line with my idea. What should I do? It's a dilemma."

Ding Yi saw that the author had no words and knew that his lobby had worked, so he continued: "The author can give them a chance to become serious. There is no need to go on nonsense, and you don't have to write them all to death. Do you think this will work?"

Everyone shouted, "Ding Shaoxia makes sense. The author must listen to him. He is the protagonist. The protagonist's vision is much higher than that of our extras. That's right.

A echoing voice nodded one after another. Everyone knew that if the author was not persuaded, he would die in an instant, so he said endlessly, making the author's head bigger.