Chapter 64 The Revenge of Situ Bing

It turned out that Ding Yi, a naughty child, was fooling me. I have been eating more than a dozen packs of "bear" cigarettes for more than 20 days and diarrhea for more than 20 days.

"I'm a star, I rely on my hair." Situ Bing cursed secretly in his heart. It seems that pretending to be a donkey kills people.

He is full of hatred for Ding Yi. Blood debts should be paid with blood, and shit debts should be paid with shit. He has let me have diarrhea for so many days, and I want him to have diarrhea for so many days. How can I do this? You can only use the B way to apply B body.

In fact, Situ Bing didn't say anything wrong. He just deliberately said "he" as "B" to express his extreme anger.

"B, oh, no, no, Ding Yi, in fact, I found a very important thing."

Ding Yi didn't notice the change in Situ Bing's name, but thought he was a slip of the tongue. After all, it is also plausible for a rude person to often talk about the second letter.

"What's the important thing?"

"To talk about great men, I always thought I was, but after trying for so many days, it turns out that I am not. It's really not. Thinking about it makes me ashamed. After I had diarrhea for so many days, I thought about it and found a very important thing: that is--"

"What is it?" Ding Yi is full of curiosity.

"When you are in the crotch - that is - when you are in the crotch, when you are in the crotch - you are the real great man."

"Isn't it?" Ding Yi thought to himself, "Has this Situ Bing woke up and knew that I was fooling him?" So give me back in my own way? It's really simple-minded. Will I be fooled by the method I came up with? Funny. But you can listen to how he fools first.

Situ Bing continued to fool him with a smile, "Do you know why you are a great man?"

"Why?" Ding Yi asked humbly.

"You really don't know?" Situ Bing was very surprised.

"I really don't know."

"You are the real great man who actually knows that you are a great man but is still very modest in words and does not think that you are a great man. Great, great." Situ Bing said sincerely.

Seeing that Situ Bing was so sincere, Ding Yi couldn't help but feel a little confused.

"Do you really think so? Is my image really so tall in your heart? Is there no flaw at all?"

Situ Bing said, "Woo-hoo! The great man of modesty is the greatness of the true TMD. In order to show the degree of admiration in my heart, I would like to change this sentence to: True TNND is great."

Situ Bing's white sentences and a few English words of praise made Ding Yi a little flutter. Looking at his expression, it doesn't seem to be insincere. It seems that his admiration for me is sincere. Without a little hypothet.

"Low-key and low-key." Ding Yi smiled modestly. Although I am a great man, I still have to keep a low profile. Don't be too ostentatious. Just keep it in your heart.

"No, I must publicize it and shout out to the world: Ding Yi is a great man!"

"Ha ha." Ding Yi smiled kindly. It takes a lot of time to shout loudly. Don't bother too much. If you really can't stand it, you have to eat more sperm and throat.

"Thank you for your concern. I will eat more sperm and throat. He has a good throat, and I'm fine." Situ Bing smiled coquettishly.

Ding Yi almost lost his breath. Jingshenghoubao, how can he be good and I am good? I'm a star. I rely on my hair. Why don't you say Jingkouzihoubao? Who knows who uses it?

"Yes, I won't tell him to ordinary people." Situ Bing came up and said to Ding Yi with a smile on his face.

"Go, go. Don't get tired of me." Ding Yi pushed him away.

After reading the advertising words, Situ Bing suddenly remembered that his big event had not been completed, so he continued to shout seriously, "Ding Yi is a great man. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

Ding Yi felt a little familiar when he heard his "yeah" cry.

He couldn't help singing: "What a familiar voice, with me for many years of wind and rain, I never need to remember, and I will never forget..."

Situ Bing was stunned. What sound do you think is so familiar?

"Of course, that's the legendary call/bed sound." Ding Yi wants to say so. On second thought, what he said was obviously not in line with his image of a great man in Situbing's heart. So he stopped telling the truth and said, "The opportunity can't be revealed."

Situ Bing doesn't really want to know what the familiar voice in Ding Yi's mind is. At present, this answer is not important. The important thing is to let Ding Yi eat a few packs of cigarettes and pull them for 20 or 30 days, so that he can relieve his hatred.

"Eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a shit for shit." Situ Bing read silently in his heart and encouraged himself.

So he is continuing his topic, trying to trick Ding Yi into a trap. You are the only great man I have ever seen. Yeah, yeah."

Sure enough, Ding Yi entered his trap: "How can I become a real great man? You tell me."

Situ Bing kept laughing in his heart. Ding Yi, Ding Yi, you also have today. I will definitely let you live and die, otherwise I won't be surnamed Si.

He made a very skillful oath. If Ding Yi didn't win his trap in the end and didn't pull his life worse than death, his Situbing's surname is indeed not "Si", because his surname is obviously "Situ".

He said, "Do you really want to know how to become a real great man?"

Ding Yi said, "Yes."

"I'm going to make you have diarrhea soon." Situ Bing smiled secretly in his heart and gased himself up. Come on. Ah Bing, you are not far from success.

"Well, I'll tell you."

"Say it." Ding Yi looked at him with a smile, and his eyes were full of encouragement.

"As a real great man, he will pull his stomach for more than 20 days in a row, standing unsteadily, his eyes are blue, his head is heavy and his feet are light, he is about to fall, **, gushing out, the air is long rainbow, mercury is falling to the ground, the sound is magnificent, and the smell is abnormal, so that he can he become a real great man." Situ Bing told Ding Yi how to become a real great man.

"How can I stand unsteadily, my eyes are blue, my head is heavy and my feet are light, I'm about to fall, **, gushing out, the air is through the long rainbow, the mercury is falling to the ground, the sound is magnificent, and the smell is abnormal?" Ding Yi asked.

"Then you can eat two packs of cigarettes every day." Situ Bing said sincerely.

"All right." Ding Yi took out a cigarette and pulled out one. He was about to tear it open. Suddenly, he remembered that he had used this move to make Situbing almost weak. Now Situbing used his way and gave it back to him, and he almost got it, and he couldn't help sweating coldly.

"I came up with this plan myself. How could I almost be fooled? It's strange." Ding Yi asked himself repeatedly in his heart.

Later, he finally came to a conclusion: "It turned out that he wanted to be a great man too much and pretended to be a donkey, so he almost said unconsciously."

He waved his hand, left Situ Bing, who was in a daze, and left by himself.

In his heart, he said to himself, "Don't pretend to be a donkey. You have to pretend to be a donkey."

Ding Yi has hardly looked for Situ Bing these days because he has been reflecting on why he almost fell short of Situ Bing.

Anyway, Grandpa will come to see him in a few days. At that time, he will know more or less about Situ Bing and the "Adulty in Bed Consulting Management Company". In that case, you can decide whether to give Situ Bing money to get the information from him.

Situ Bing didn't come to him either.

He may be nourishing his body. After all, he has had diarrhea for more than 20 days in a row, and ordinary people will really feel that they can't stand it. In addition to physical recuperation, I don't know if he is also arming his brain to decide to find a chance to give Ding Yi a look?

Situ Bing will also get news in the near future to know whether there is 30,000 yuan in his account.

It's almost time to visit. Naturally, his wife will tell him the news when she visits the prison. If there is an entry of 30,000 yuan in the account, it means that Ding Yi's grandfather has paid him for the goods. For Situ Bing, the rest is that he will provide goods to Ding Yi. If the money hasn't arrived yet, according to Ding Yi, his grandfather is raising money. Because he is short of money, he can't give him money for the time being.

After Grandpa's last meeting, the second month is coming soon.

We will meet in the second week of each month. Ding Yi's team was on Wednesday morning of that week, and Situ Bing's team's reception time was in front of Ding Yi, on Tuesday morning.

After the meeting, Situ Bing did not come to Ding Yi. It was Ding Yi's surprise. Ding Yi thought that Situ Bing would take the initiative to come to Ding Yi after getting the news that there was no money in the account, and asked him to transfer the money to the account quickly, otherwise the price would be raised.

Or use other promotional methods. In a word, it should be one of his goals to exchange the news in his hand with money here in Ding Yi as soon as possible.

Ding Yi is very sure that so far, Grandpa has not paid the money to Situ Bing. At the time of the meeting last month, Ding Yi had already agreed with Grandpa that he had learned about the details of Situ Bing and the company "catching traitors in bed" before deciding whether to pay Situ Bing. Maybe Grandpa has some information about Situ Bing and the "catching adultery in bed" company now, but because it hasn't been the day of reception yet, Ding Yi can't know how much information Grandpa has mastered.

He waited for the next day's reception, waiting for the news about Situ Bing brought to him by his grandfather.

On the day of the meeting, Ding Yi, together with other students waiting to meet, lined up and waited for the captain to call the number. Receive the family members in order.

Date Yi always feels a little uneasy, and he doesn't know why. Maybe he will get the news about Situ Bing soon. Ding Yi is looking forward to it.

The closer he got to the answer, the more uneasy he became.

As usual, Ding Yi and other prisoners waiting to be met entered the reception room, but to his surprise, Grandpa did not come.

One of his classmates came to meet.