Chapter 67 The Body of Situ Bing

Entering the room, he found Situ Bing lying on ** with a white towel on his head.

Ding Yi came in, sat next to him, and smiled, "Get up, get up, get up, the sun is already shining on your cheeks."

Situ Bing's face was flushed, his eyes closed, and he said, "Isn't it... shining on my water bottle?"

Ding Yi knew that Situ Bing always boasted that he had a certain level, but in Ding Yi's understanding, the "a certain level" that Situ Bing said was "a water bottle", but Situ Bing refused to recognize Ding Yi's view and characterized it as Ding Yi's shameless attack on him, but why did Ding Yi today Saying that the sun shines on his butt, Situ Bing said, "Is it shining on my water bottle?" According to the context of his conversation with Ding Yi, what he said at this time should be "a water bottle" instead of "a certain level". Does he agree with Ding Yi's views on him?

Ding Yi looked at him and said this with his eyes closed. This scene made him feel more and more wrong. At first, he thought that Situ Bing was joking. Now it doesn't seem to look like this situation. He seems to be talking nonsense with a fever.

As soon as he stretched out his hand and touched Situ Bing's forehead, he shrank his hand back with a scream. It turned out that Situ Bing's forehead was very hot. When Ding Yi looked carefully, he found that his hand had been scalded with a blister, which showed how much Situ Bing had a fever.

Suddenly, Situ Bing shouted, "Oh, yeah, comeonbaby, fucku, sh/it!" Bitch! Ah!”

"What a familiar voice, it has been with me for many years." Ding Yi touched the scene and remembered his youth when he watched pornographic discs. It seems that Situ Bing is also a fellow. In this coma, it is not easy to retain the innocence of the past in the depths of his heart.

Ding Yi was deeply touched in his heart. Situ Bing shouted again, as if he was afraid that the audience would not understand his lines just now. He translated the words just now: "Oh! Yeah! Come on, baby! Fuck you, shit! Bitch! Ah!"

Ding Yi looked disdainfully at Situ Bing in a coma and said to himself, "It's ridiculous. Situ Bing's move is obviously a big axe in front of Luban's door. He read ** poems in front of Confucius's door. Yao Ming is taller in front of him, and shows a giant/breast in front of Ye Zimei - two words: he can't measure his strength. When I can fluently translate these verbs and nouns called/bed into English and fluently translate English calls/bed sounds into Chinese, he may not even be able to figure out the order of ABCD. I also want to show it in front of me. I think I'm educated. It's simply funny. I think it's creative and despise it.

Later, when he thought about it, Situ Bing was having a fever, and he did not necessarily deliberately show that he was educated and interesting in front of him, so Ding Yi forgave him in his heart.

This little thing fully shows that Ding Yi is a good young man with ideals, culture and morality.

He glanced at Situ Bing, and his heart was very strange. He thought that Situ Bing was lying in a coma in **, and he was still wearing sunglasses. Is it a thread in the middle of the skirt - trousers (cool)?

Taking a closer look, I couldn't help but get angry. It turned out that Situ Bing was not wearing sunglasses, but made a panda's eye. If he didn't look carefully, he seemed to wear sunglasses while sleeping and pretending to be cool.

Ding Yi changed his mind and knew the reason, and his heart was full of guilt.

He stroked Situbing's body and whispered, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I asked you to smoke too much. Please don't be angry and don't get angry. I hope you can understand that you must not ignore me. In fact, two people are two people.

Ding Yi thought that it may be because he was fooled by Situ Bing and ate so many packs of bear cigarettes. The bear and the panda were close relatives, so his Situ Bing made a panda eye.

Suddenly, Situ Bing shouted strangely and sat up, which shocked Ding Yi and thought that the body had been blown up.

I only heard Situ Bing say angrily, "Your Excellency! I'm not dead yet. Why did you just write Ding Yi 'lightly caressing the body of Situbing'? What do you mean? Isn't this a curse to kill me? It can't be tolerated. Strongly protest!"

Ding Yi was stunned and recalled the script just now. I remember that the script at that time seemed to have the words "lightly caressing Situ Bing's body". Situ Bing's question was not wrong.

I only listen to the author's voice is as thick, deep and magnetic, with resonance, delicate, smooth, plump and soft. Looking for him in a thousand times in a dream, he suddenly looked back, but the voice came deep in his ear: "Situbing, don't regard ignorance as cultured, and meat numbness as interesting. Author, I write like this, of course, it has a great deep meaning and a deep mystery. If you don't understand, don't say it. It can only make people laugh.

The voice of the author's nature came. Such a geographical and magnificent mountain and river made Situ Bing feel bottomless. He wanted to take back what he had just said and apologize to the author and continued to lie down and pretend to be dead, but he was unwilling, so he said stubbornly, "I'm not dead. You wrote my body as a corpse, which is obviously doing it. It's wrong."

The author said, "You can't call your breasts. I want to teach you a ton of land."

"It's a teaching. Confucianism can't be taught. It's not a ton of teaching. Breasts can't be called." Situ Bing continued to harden his mouth.

"I'm a star, I rely on my hair." The author scolded a book. You are just uneducated. Tons of teaching means that you are too undisciplined. I want to teach you a lot. You can't come from catty by catty, nor can you come from kilogram to kilogram, let alone kilogram. You must teach you from ton to ton. Ander's dead egg?"

So that's how it is. Situ Bing nodded. What about the breasts that can't be called? What does it mean?"

"It means: In front of my author, don't scream, you boy who hasn't been weaned. Do you understand?"

These words made Situ Bing happy and sincerely convinced. I thought it was milk. I couldn't scream. So that's it.

He thought for a moment and continued to ask, "What's the meaning of the sentence 'Ding Yi caressing Situbing's body'?" At this time, Situ Bing had been admiring him. The question he asked was no longer provocative at all, but really asked for advice.

"This is to see the essence through the phenomenon. People are always going to die. Your current body is the corpse of your future. Through your current body, I see your future corpse. It's very Zen, do you understand?"

Situ Bing nodded as if he didn't understand and said, "It seems to understand a little, but can you explain it more clearly?"

The author is very gratified to see Situ Bing's open-minded and learning attitude, and continues to educate him: "This is a very deep problem. You can't understand it for a while, which is understandable. Let me give you another example. What do you eat every day?

"It's rice."

"What do you pull every day?"

"It's shit."

"Yes. You eat every day. After eating, after digestion and absorption, you finally become shit. We have to look at the essence through the phenomenon, just like I saw that your current body will become a corpse in the future. The food you eat every day will eventually turn into shit. So when you practice the ability to see the essence through phenomena, you will know that you don't eat every day.

Situ Bing said happily, "Yes! I see. It's better to listen to your words than to read a book for ten years. I have realized it! It turns out that what I eat every day is not rice, but shit!"

The author patted Situ Bing on the shoulder with relief and said, "It's good, it's spiritual. Keep working hard. All right, is it over?"

Situ Bing knelt down and kowtowed his head respectfully to the author. Thinking of his mission, he climbed into bed and continued to lie down and pretend to be dead.

Ding Yi looked at him lying down and suddenly remembered a question. He asked the author, "Just now, when I was thinking about Situ Bingbanmen playing with an axe and being over your strength, it was clear that there were four words 'unquant your strength'. Why did you say that two words came out of my mind: 'uncompetence'? What's the deep meaning in this?"

"This, this... This means that you are so angry with his overrewd attitude that you can't even tell whether this word is two or four words. Do you understand?"

Ding Yi nodded and suddenly said with a sneer, "Fool, then fool."

"I'm a star, I rely on my hair." The author said angrily, "Why do you say that? Do you still tell the truth when you know that I'm fooling you? I don't understand anything about the world. Don't even give the author's face? Do you want to hang out? Although the author's jade tree is as naked as jade, oh no, no, it is naive, but it is also a sense to make an occasional clerical mistake. As the hero of this book, you actually dismantled the author's stage. Which part are you in? Is it an undercover agent?"

Ding Yi saw that the author was angry and knew that he had lost his words. He was sincerely afraid and admitted his mistake repeatedly.

Since the author is an adult, he doesn't care about the villain. He waved his hand and said, "Forget it, just continue to act."

Ding Yi continued to caress the body of Situ Bing and asked the people around him, "How did he become like this? How did it become a panda eye? The fever is so serious, why don't you report the discipline and let him see a doctor?"

An extra standing next to him recognized Ding Yi and said, "He has a fever. We have reported it to the Hou group. The Hou group didn't say anything. Who dares to take him to the doctor?"

Ding Yi thought to himself, just now Hou Dana said that Situ Bing was injured and did not say that he had a fever. Didn't he know? I don't think so. That is, he knew it but didn't tell him Ding Yi.

Situ Bing was beaten into a panda eye, which is probably related to Hou Dana. But what's the reason?

He began to set up their words. He said to the extra next to him, "Why did Situ Bing make Brother Na angry again? It's not right to let Brother Na always educate him.