Chapter 84 Date with Xue Baochai
This is exactly in Ding Yi's arms. He had long thought that this old man Lin (Note: Ding Yi referred to men over ten years old than himself as an old man, which showed that he was a very impolite child) was in the way. Unexpectedly, the old man Lin was still conscious. I left early, and now I have more opportunities to be alone with Xue Baochai.
Gagag. Ding Yi smiled sadly in his heart.
"Miss Xue, tonight's night is so beautiful. The moonlight is like water shining on clothes, and the moon is full of black and frost. Why don't we... Ah, there is no moon today? Then the stars are shining tonight, and how romantic the starry night is. Why don't we... Ah, there are no stars today? Tonight... The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the moon is dark and the wind is high. It's too dangerous, Miss Xue, for the sake of safety, shall I take you home?"
Xue Baochai smiled and said, "Yes, it's really risky for me to go home alone. I'll bother you, Mr. Ding, to send me home. At the critical moment, Mr. Ding should stand up and sacrifice his life to save him.
"Sure enough, he is a sensible and wonderful person. It seems that in addition to her shrewd business mind, she is also very understanding. Ding Yi praised secretly in his heart.
"Don't call me Mr. Ding, just rely on me Ding Yi." He said approachablely.
It seems that he didn't mean to make Xue Baochai's advantage by saying this. It was only because his spoken English was not very good that he said "Call" as "to". However, is this word "to" a reflection of his subconscious real thoughts in his heart? In order to take care of his face, the author is unclear.
Ding Yi drove his new car, Super Run Donkey, took Xue Baochai, and drove away from the banquet.
After he was released from prison, in order to celebrate his new life, Grandpa bought him a new sports car, which is the new super donkey produced by Baolu Donkey Company. Ding Yi's old car has been sold by Ding Yi. As the saying goes, the old one will not come to the new one. After being released from prison, Ding Yi had to start from scratch, so he changed a new hairstyle; starting again, so he changed to a new car. Starting from scratch, so he took an exam and deliberately got a zero score.
A new life has begun, and everything needs to be done again. Tonight he wants to have a new girlfriend, that is Xue Baochai.
Everyone drooled and watched them leave with envy. These two people, one is a man, the other is a woman (nonsense), one is a handsome man, and the other is a beautiful woman. Both of them have a prominent family background and a wealth of more than 100 million yuan. According to the statistics of unworthy students, the family wealth is very high in the region. It is also in the top of the list of Fa Ke You magazine. It can be said that he is talented and beautiful, and the door is right.
Such a combination can be said to be a match made in heaven, envious of others. Although they have not been united yet, the author conjectures that everyone must be very eager for them to unite. If they don't combine in the end, it is that the author is too disrespectful for everyone. It can be said that he goes against the sky and is unpopular.
The author looked at the audience under the stage with a smile and said, "If everyone thinks that Ding Yi should combine with Xue Baochai, please raise your hands so that I can count. If there are many people who support their union, I will let them combine. If there are many people who do not support their union, I will not let them combine. Is it okay? Am I still democratic? Ha ha, ha, this is what I should do. Now, let's start the statistics. Please raise your hand.
Everyone under the stage did not respond.
"Strange." The author said, "No one supports their union? It's unlikely. According to the conclusion of the poll data I bought from Fa Keyou magazine, the proportion of the audience who likes to watch the union of men and women is 85% or more, and the remaining 14% don't like to watch the union of men and women verbally, but they also like to watch the union in their hearts. Only less than 1% of the pure literary audience don't like to watch this kind of plot - because they don't like to watch it and just like to do it by themselves. They are real doers! But why didn't anyone show a reaction to support the combination of Ding Yi and Xue Baochai today? Is the audience under the stage all pure literary and artistic audiences? In this way, my writing pressure is too great, and the audience of pure literature and art is not easy to deal with! Let's flatter first... Whoo-hoo! Pure literary and artistic audiences are really respectable people! He is really the cutest person! In fact, it's our idol! It's true..."
The author has been "Nai" for a long time, but there is still no response from the audience. It does not show any pride that should appear after being praised by the author.
There's nothing I can do.
"Then I won't let them combine." The author muttered to himself.
There is still no one to respond to the audience.
When the author was unable to imagine, he suddenly heard some discordant voices.
"Wh-" "Wh-."
"Is this the legendary snoring?" The author pricked up his ears and carefully distinguished it. Sure enough, it was indeed the legendary snoring. Listen carefully, the snoring sound is staggering one after another, which leads to a great setback.
- It turns out that everyone has fallen asleep, without exception. Looking at the snoring, the time they have been asleep for more than or equal to an hour have been in a deep sleep state.
The author is heartbroken. It's outrageous!" He was shocked and burst out this sentence in a hoarse voice.
The clap sound of Jing Tangmu and the heartbreaking angry cry of the author woke up the sleeping crowd.
"What sound?" What's the matter?" Everyone was sleepy, looked around at a loss, and whispered to each other.
"Jing Tangmu just shot it. It's almost **. It should be bed/drama time." Someone guessed in such a low voice.
"Really? Is it time for bed/drama?" Great, I finally waited for the bed/drama." Whoo-hoo! The great man of bed/play is for **! Our admiration for the author, from the inside out, from the surface to the inside, from shallow to deep and deeper! The author! Hurry up and unfold the plot of the bed/drama!"
Everyone said one word at a time, expressed their feelings wholeheartedly, and praised the author meticulously. There was only one purpose: to let the author present the bed/play to everyone as soon as possible.
"Cough, don't be dry." When the author saw the enthusiastic scene of everyone, his uneasy mood was finally relieved. It turns out that readers are still paying attention to this work! The author can't help but be happy to get so much attention from everyone.
If you don't do it at this time, when will it be?
The author Lang Lang said, "When it comes to the bed/play, it must be associated with the bed. The quality of a bed is related to the personal feelings of the hero and heroine in the bed/play. The tossing-resistant brand spring bed is to toss-resistant! Quality three guarantees, door-to-door delivery, 15% off without invoice.
The author has already expected to "keep" the ground, open an umbrella, block the banana skins that the audience threw together, and continues to say loudly: "The 'bulletproof' umbrella can't stop the rain, but it can block the banana peel! It is a must-have for publicity and speech. It is of high quality and can be returned or exchanged.
Everyone under the stage roared, and the voice was deafening.
But the author's voice is still clear and loud, spreading all over the world: "The fine voice Daobao, pay attention to the 'sound' of the 'sound treasure' is the 'sound' of the 'sound' rather than the 'yin' of 'yin and sunny'. Remember to remember. Continue, the sound Taoist treasure with a refined voice. After taking it, the sound is smooth and the voice is loud. It is the inevitable choice for you to have a meeting, swim/walk, show/wei, quarrel, sing karaoke, and call/bed.
Everyone under the stage was dying and fainted collectively.
"I didn't expect advertising to have this effect." The author said to himself. It seems to have the function of a weapon of mass destruction. Awesome, awesome." The author can't help but be a little complacent.
But the story still needs to be heard. The whole audience fainted, and the story could not continue. The story should be told to the audience. The so-called red powder is given to the warrior, and the sword is given to the beautiful woman. Oh, it is wrong. If it is written in the opposite way, it should be the red powder is given to the beautiful woman, and the sword is given to the warrior, but it doesn't matter if it is written in the opposite way. As long as the warrior turns into a flower, the beautiful woman turns into a knife and horse...
"Your Excellency, your behavior is too foolful!" There was a discordant voice from the stage.
The author was furious. Who is it!"
There is humanity under the stage: "It's the righteous masses!"
The fainted crowd has slowly woken up.
"It's wrong for the author to do this. He fools us all day long. We waited until the year of the monkey, and we haven't seen the bed/play yet. We failed!"
"In this case, we will vote with our feet and let's go! Don't be affected by this kind of birdishness here. Go and relive China's classical masterpiece "Golden Bottle Plum".
"Yes, yes, it makes sense."
"In classical classics, although it can't be called / bed in English, it is also called / bed, which also has a different flavor."
"Yes, if we don't start the bed/play, we will leave collectively."
The audience reached an agreement in an instant. They all stared at the author.
The so-called public anger is difficult to deal with. If it goes on like this, it is not a way. If the audience is lost, the advertising contract signed by the author will be difficult to fulfill.
"Ha ha, don't worry, I'll be at the bed/play soon. Please be quiet if you want to listen. The author said kindly.
The stage immediately became quiet, and everything was silent, just waiting for the author to speak.
The super running donkey was driving on the road, and only the rustling sound of the wheels was heard. It was still early. Ding Yi suggested going for a ride first. Xue Baochai happily agreed to Ding Yi's proposal.
Yunling Mountain is the first place Ding Yi thinks of. There, the scenery is beautiful, the scenery is pleasant, and the air is fresh. Summer nights are a good place for couples to date.
Ding Yi remembers that he went there with Xie Wei a few years ago. It was because of these past events between Xie Wei that he had been in prison for nearly three years.
After three years, things have gone wrong. Xie Wei didn't know where she went. It was Xue Baochai in his car today.