Chapter 87 A virgin?

Being questioned by the hero's ability, the author was very angry and wanted to swear at him fiercely, but he thought that he was a noble man, a man with a clear and black wind. He scolded too much, so he did not directly swear, but used a more artistic hand. Fa scolded him and said, "You know the letter after O! You know the letter in front of Q! You know a B to remove the half arc below, and you know an R to remove the lower one! BS! Extremely BS! I'm going to call you the reverse alphabetical order of BS! Oh, I'm so pissed off. My description in this way has a deep meaning. You are a young man, what do you know? Do you also discuss with me how to describe women's psychology? It's really an axe, it's an axe! At the door of Luban, a senior carpentry artist, you are fiddling around with an axe that can be called an offensive weapon. Isn't this trying to threaten the life of the master? If you can't become a master yourself, and you try to threaten the master with violent coercion. It's simply a wolf's ambition, a cow ghost/snake god, spider spirit! White bone essence! The story of the farmer and the snake! Angry!"

Ding Yi was reprimanded by the author and dared not speak. He only bowed his head and ears, so he had to brew his emotions and continue to devote himself to the performance of the play.

After the author scolded Ding Yi, he quietly shed a line of turbid tears when he was unprepared.

"Jiang Lang is exhausted. Alas, even Ding Yi said that Jiang Lang is exhausted. It's pathetic. I, I, I, I decided to change the pen name 'Jianglang' that I used before, and continue to use my name Shuiling.

The author made up his mind not to use the name "Jiang Lang" and felt a little better. He thought that this would not be exhausted. It's not Jiang Lang. At most, it won't be exhausted. The biggest consequence of exhaustion is the death of people at most. What's the big deal? ( Note of the author: The so-called death of exhaustion is the abbreviation of exhausted descendants who have to escape. It means that if the readers don't buy it after the author is exhausted writing, the author has to escape from the field of novel creation and go to other fields to ask for life. Please don't misunderstand. After explaining to the pervert brothers, the author continues to devote himself to this writing.)

Ding Yi listened to Xue Baochai's words, smiled faintly and said, "Who said I was a flower? Do you want to touch, touch my heart, and see if it's not? After touching Xue Baochai's hand, Ding Yi seemed to be electrocuted, and as if the martial arts master had opened up Ren Du's second vein. His past experience of picking up girls returned to his body like a god's possession, so now he began to be handy.

Ding Yi has not been engaged in the glorious and great work of picking up girls for many years, so his skills are somewhat unfamiliar, but this does not change his instinct that he is good at picking up girls. All the skills of picking up girls have naturally melted into his body. Although he has not used it for many years and temporarily hibernated, as soon as he was awakened, he immediately rejuvenated. After touching Xue Baochai's hand, Ding Yi seemed to be suddenly stimulated and immediately became excited.

"Nonsense, how can I touch it if you don't care?" Xue Baochai said annoyanly.

"The big chest muscle on the left side of a flowery person is bigger than the big chest muscle on the right side." Ding Yihu said, "Although it's not much bigger, you can still find a little difference. You can touch it."

Ding Yi said seriously, it's a serious matter.

Xue Baochai couldn't help but believe that he looked so serious, but when he thought about it carefully, how could this be possible? After figuring out this section, I didn't feel that it was both angry and funny. He said, "Fuck you, just talk nonsense. If I do this again, I will ignore you."

"Really, you can touch it. You will know as soon as you try." Ding Yi enthusiastically invited her to do this scientific experiment.

Xue Baochai saw that he tried to seduce himself to touch his body and knew that he had bad intentions, but because he had a good impression on Ding Yi, he did not feel particularly disgusted. He just wanted him to tease himself like this. Although he was not a clear-hearted Tang monk, he was obviously not a good person, so he decided to give it to him. Eat a little bitterly.

"Really?" She pretended to be skeptical and said with a smile, "I've never heard of such a theory. I don't believe it."

"Then you will know when you try it." Ding Yi encouraged him.

"Uh-huh..." Xue Baochai pretended to think about it for a while and said, "Well, don't lie."

Seeing her, she was about to be hooked. Ding Yi was secretly happy, but he also pretended to be a sad expression and said, "How can you say I'm lying? It hurts my self-esteem. Am I the kind of person who deceives people?

"Well, okay, I'll trust you once." Xue Baochai hesitantly stretched out his hand, stretched out to Ding Yi's chest, and asked, "Should I touch the big chest muscle on your left or the big chest muscle on your right?"

Ding Yi said generously, "Whatever, it's up to you."

Xue Baochai hesitated for a moment and put his hand on Ding Yi's left chest.

Although she had the idea of teasing Ding Yi in her heart, when she touched Ding Yi's chest and felt his broad chest, heartbeat and man's smell, she couldn't help but have a little heartbeat. She almost gave up the idea of teasing Ding Yi and wanted to draw her hand back.

Ding Yi looked at her trick. A slender and beautiful hand stroked her chest with words and stopped. She felt very comfortable. The ground was pale. In an instant, she returned to calm and said, "Touched it on the left side. Feel the size of the muscles. Um, feel it again... Um, it's good, it's good. It's very recognizable. Really... Now you can touch the right side and try to compare it to see which side is bigger.

Xue Baochai saw his cunning look flashed away. He knew that he was proud in his heart. He couldn't help but be a little angry and said, "Okay, you dare to tease me, and dare to be proud. Let you see how powerful I am."

She gave up the plan of giving up teasing Ding Yi (look at how interesting this sentence is, "Give up giving up..." Yun Yun, just like "promising your promise... chasing your pursuit", the classic sentence, Ding Yi, a little P child, actually said that the author's adult Jiang Lang is exhausted, which is really ridiculous), He said in a way, "Well, touch it on another side."

With that, she moved her hand to Ding Yi's right chest, put it on it, groped left and right a few times, and said, "It seems that I can't touch it. It seems that the left side is about the same size as the right side."

Ding Yi was very comfortable to be touched by her. He turned the corners of his mouth and smiled, "How about it? It's the same size, which means that I'm not a person, right? If you don't believe it, you can touch it again.

The smiling face on the corners of his mouth is still quite charming, Xue Baochai thought. But a boy with such a charming face is here who wants to take advantage of the girl. If he doesn't show him a color, he still can't change this bad problem. I must teach him a lesson today.

"Well, you are wearing clothes. Although this dress is not thick, there is this layer of clothes separated in the middle. There are some small differences. Of course, you can't find it. I think the chest muscles on your left are slightly larger than the ones on the right, but there are clothes separated. It seems that this feeling is not very real, so I can't judge it." Xue Baochai deliberately pretended to be annoyed.

Ding Yi thought he had misheard. Listening to her words, it seemed that she wanted to touch her chest, which was a step further than her original idea. It's simply amazing. Xue Baochai's warm and delicate little hand touched his ** chest. Thinking about it, he felt that it was really a comfortable feeling.

In fact, it's already very hot now, so Ding Yi doesn't wear much. It's just a thin T-shirt. Through this thin T-shirt, she can still feel the size difference between the left and right chest muscles with her hands, but Xue Baochai actually hinted that she wanted to touch Ding Yi's chest. "Is she interested in me? Take the opportunity to take the opportunity to Move to tease me?" Ding Yi thought to himself.

But his bad problem of pretending to be reserved at the critical moment broke out again: "I can't take off my clothes and let you touch them. He is a big virgin. He is naked and exposed two points in front of you. What does it look like? No way, no way."

Of course, Xue Baochai also saw that he was pretending to be reserved, thinking that if you are a virgin, men all over the world will be virgins, which is really unreasonable. If it's cheap, you can still sell it well. Why don't you give him some color? Maybe you will underestimate him. Her determination was more resolute, so she said, "So I said you are a flower heart. In fact, the left chest muscle is still slightly larger than the one on the right, but you can't find it through the clothes. You don't give me a chance to prove it, which shows that you are guilty. You are a flower heart, and you dare to argue that you are not a flower heart?"

Ding Yi's purpose of borrowing the donkey down the slope has been achieved, so he no longer pretended to be reserved. He shook his head, sighed, and said with infinite regret, "Oh, I'm really not a playful person. You said that I was a flowery heart. It's really a snowfall in June. It's a great injustice. I can't help it. In order to prove my innocence, I have to let you touch it. Remember that the touch time should not exceed two hours, and you can't stay too much in the ** part. You will be fined for overtime. If you stay too much in the ** part, I will definitely protest and despise you. Remember to remember."

Xue Baochai gave him a blank look and expressed silent contempt for his cheap and obedient behavior. He even made up his mind and said, "Okay, okay, I'm going to start to touch it. Will you take off your coat and let me touch it, or let me put it into your clothes to touch it?"

Ding Yi said, "As a big yellow-flowered virgin who guards his body like a taro, of course I can't take off my clothes. No, no, I took off my coat and let you touch it. You can reach in and touch it from my clothes."

He deliberately said that guarding his body like jade was like an impression, in order to show his contempt for guarding his body like jade. And in the future, when Xue Baochai knew that he was not a virgin who guarded his body like jade, he would argue that he was talking about guarding his body like a taro. Think about it, the skin of the taro is rough, pimples, and full of holes. If he can keep his body like a taro, it means that he is definitely not a virgin. Use this explanation to show that Ding Yi is not Fraud against Xue Baochai.