Chapter 89 How can you take advantage of it for nothing?

Xue Baochai looked at Ding Yi's "ah" shout. His words were round, his voice was loud and sincere. Obviously, he was from the bottom of his heart. Knowing that he twisted Ding Yi's chest, it really made him feel a pain in his heart, and he couldn't help but feel a little sorry.

Although Ding Yi wanted to take advantage of himself and had bad intentions, he tortured him so much that he grinned in pain, but he was a little too much punishment. It's like spitting, which can only be fined 50 yuan, but has been sentenced to 15 days of administrative detention, which is obviously unfair. If Ding Yi realizes that Xue Baochai did it intentionally, he may shout injustice.

Ding Yi's shout made all the car parked next to him escape. Within the scope of Fang Yuan's sight, there were no other idle people. Xue Baochai felt a little funny and a little scared.

At this time, if Ding Yi uses strength, there is no one in the wilderness, and the sky should not call the earth, it will be dangerous.

"Well, you are not a playwd person. It's very good. This is a great harvest of our trip to Yunling Mountain today. That's right, so that even if I date you in the future, I will feel safe. Well, it's getting late. I'm a little sleepy. Let's go back." Xue Baochai yawned and said.

She first praised Ding Yi, saying that he was not a flowery heart, and gave him some hope, saying, "We will date in the future..." Yun Yun, it was just a trick for her to try to divert Ding Yi's attention, so that Ding Yi would not retaliate against her when there was no one after being pinched by herself. If Ding Yi If you really have this idea, the consequences will be worrying.

How can her little idea escape Ding Yi's eyes? Ding Yi thought, "If you want to see a good one, you can stop it, but I want to turn defeat into victory. How can there be such a good thing in the world? You want to run away after taking advantage of it? You only played mahjong once. If you win the money, you will leave. How is it possible if you don't give the loser a chance to win the money? It is impossible for the loser to agree.

But he did not directly reject Xue Baochai's proposal and said, "Okay. I'm also a little sleepy. I have to go home to sleep, but if something is not clear, even if I go home to sleep, I can't sleep. Can you help me figure this out?"

"What's the matter?" Xue Baochai asked.

"I want to know if you are a playwd person." Ding Yi smiled treacherously in his heart and said solemnly.

"Of course I'm not." Xue Baochai said. As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly understood Ding Yi's idea and knew his intention. Xue Baochai secretly shouted, "It's not good."

To Xue Baochai's answer, Ding Yi will definitely say no and will conduct a scientific test to judge her extent. Xue Baochai is very clear about the method of scientific testing - it is definitely the same as testing whether Ding Yi is flirty or not.

Thinking of Ding Yi pretending to be serious but groping with his hands on his chest with a smile in his heart, Xue Baochai blushed and his heart beat, thinking that this kind of thing must not happen tonight.

It's hard to say whether it will happen in the future. It depends on the future development. Maybe it will be a better relationship with Ding Yi one day, but it can't happen today, because the heat has not arrived.

"I've only heard of men's flowers. How can there be women's flowers? In my opinion, although the test proves that you are not a promischiant person, when you say so, according to my intuition, the test result just now is wrong. You are actually a very promischigant person. It's the legendary flower-hearted radish. Xue Baochai turned defense into attack.

Ding Yi cursed in his heart, "Little bitch, I pinched it. Now that I see that I'm going to test you, I'm going to divert my attention and say that the test results are inaccurate. I'm so pissed off."

But he knew Xue Baochai's scruples in his heart. He had an idea and retorted, "Bulls, that's a scientific test, and the results have come out. How can you be so ignorant? Do you doubt science? Your attitude will be contemptful. Also, do you know that there is a difference between testing whether a man is having sex or not and testing whether a woman is having sex.

"Oh?" Xue Baochai heard that the way was different, so he let go of his heart first. As long as Ding Yi does not ** on his chest in the name of the test, it seems that other methods are acceptable. But I don't know what kind of way it is? If it's not too much, it's not impossible to do a test by yourself.

"What way?"

"It's that I touch your hand. When my thumb touches the palm of your hand, if you can't help laughing, it means that you are very promiscuous; if you 'hehehe' smile, it means that you are just a little promiscuous and not very promiscuous; if you don't laugh at all, it means that you are She is not unintentional at all. She is a pure girl. Ding Yi explained.

The word "pure girl" gave Ding Yi a strong uncomfortable reaction to his stomach. This word immediately made him feel that he was a current donkey criminal. If he pretended to be a donkey and was going to be shot, Ding Yi was now kidnapped to the execution ground. But compared with being able to successfully pick up a girl, how can it be enough to install a donkey once? Just like making certain sacrifices for the victory of the revolution, in order to succeed in picking up girls, when it is time to pick up girls, take action when it is time to take action, and when it is time to pretend to be a donkey, it is necessary to be a donkey. In order to succeed, it is necessary means as a guarantee. This fashion donkey is a necessary means for Ding Yi to pick up girls.

In addition to pretending to be a donkey, Ding Yi has other means, such as "the method of wanting to capture". He pretended to think for a moment and said, "Forget it, you don't have to test it. I know you are actually a very flirtatious person. If it is really such a result, you and I will not look good. Forget it. As a big girl, your face is very important. For the sake of your face, it's okay."

Xue Baochai listened to his nonsense and knew that he was using the fierce general method, but if it was really unexpected, he seemed to admit that he was a playwd woman. He lost in front of Ding Yi for a while, and the two armies clashed, and his spirit was broken.

The test method mentioned by Danteyi is acceptable. Xue Baochai thought that he was not an itchy person. Ding Yi's finger was in the palm of his hand and would definitely not laugh. Besides, it doesn't seem to be a big deal if Ding Yi touches his hand. What's more, his hand has been touched by him just now. What he touched is the back of his hand just now. Now Ding Yi wants to touch the palm of his hand. Although the parts are different, they are all hands, which have been touched. Even if he touches it more, it is not a big deal and will not be broken, so he agrees. Ding Yi said he was willing to do this test.

Seeing that she agreed to the test, Ding Yi was very proud to know that her treachery had been successful, and she smiled in her heart. He said, "Xue Baochai, you finally fell into the palm of my hand. You still play tricks with me. Do you think it's useless to pinch me? I want you to look good soon."

When he was studying at the prison university, he met an old criminal who repeatedly committed flower cases. This old flower case saw that he was talented and a potential master of soaking, so he taught him a few tricks.

The old flower case is not good-looking, but it has repeatedly succeeded in dealing with the opposite sex, cheating money and sex. Many people are surprised by his success and ask him for experience. The old flower case always modestly says, "Success? I've just been on the road." But this sentence can only be a good wish in his heart, because he has been sentenced to life, so he has no chance to go on the road again.

The so-called master is lonely, just like some successful people who always like to write memoirs, and he also wants to share his experience with others. But there has never been a chance. Either I think people's qualifications are too low, or I think people are obscene and behave obscenely.

So he has never been handed down.

After seeing Ding Yi, the old flower case was very gratified, and finally there was a heir.

He took Ding Yi as an apprentice and taught Ding Yi a few tricks: how to pick up girls.

In his course, there is a lesson on how to identify the girl's ** part, and by touching the girl's ** part, to pick up their lust/lust, and finally achieve the purpose of soaking the girl in bed.

After the end of the program of "class, stand up, hello, teachers", when the presbyovening case told Ding Yi the theme of the course that day, it attracted Ding Yi's ruthless ridicule. He had no concept of teacher dignity and dared to laugh at the teacher face to face, which was greatly beyond the expectation of the old flower case.

Ding Yi laughed at him for a reason: "The ** part of a woman? Shit, I already understood these when I was in the physiology and hygiene class in junior high school. The street stall literature also fully explains and explains the location of these parts and how to touch these ** parts to arouse the sexual excitement of young women. How can you teach me these things as your valuable experience? I'm laughing to death."

The old flower case did not laugh angrily: "You child, you are too superficial. Do you think this set of valuable experience that I have summarized and sublimated can be compared with the textbooks of field literature and physiological health? Have the physiological and hygiene experts slept with how many women? How many women have I had sex with? Can we speak on the same day? They are just empty talkers, and I am the real doer. These experiences are the product of the combination of my years of personal practice with China's meridians, acupuncture points and female sexual psychology. Through the test of a large number of cases, as long as it is used, there is no reason to return empty-handed. Every time I come back with a full load, for example, I can steal a lot of wallets, tissues and other kinds of women's hygiene products and underwear, and the harvest is not great..."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute..." Hearing this, Ding Yi quickly interrupted him: "Stealing a wallet? This is rebutable, but do you still steal paper towels and women's underwear? What the hell? I'm here to learn the advanced experience of picking up girls, not to learn to do women's underwear business. What do I want with these things?

Laohua Case smiled shyly and said, "I forgot that you, a student, have a well-off family. You don't need to steal other people's money to make a living. You don't need to steal people's wallets. As for paper towels and women's underwear, they are mainly appreciated as trophies, not in exchange for money. Whenever I have free time, I touch these bras, underwear, etc., and I really look back on the past and sigh with emotion. It's a pity that I'm in prison now, and the hero is late. I hope you can inherit my legacy and show a great picture after you get out of prison.