Chapter 99 Wet Kiss

Xue Baochai thought that after Ding Yi agreed to be his boyfriend, I would definitely go to the Jinqi store to order a small flag, write the word "Xue" and insert it into Ding Yi's collar to show her the ownership of Ding Yi.

Is it too feminist to do this? Xue Baochai asked himself.

It doesn't seem to be. When watching Peking Opera, there were many generals in it, and their backs were full of flags. It must be that his husbands inserted behind him, and it was also used to show their exclusive rights to him to prevent others from coveting. This shows that this practice also has a glorious tradition in history. Xue Baochai found a theoretical basis.

At that time, it was still the case when women's status was humble in feudal society. Now that in socialist society, women's social status has changed dramatically. Since they can be inserted at that time, they can definitely be inserted now. What's more, in ancient times, the back of the general was full of flags, but today, Ding Yi was only allowed to insert one side in the collar. The situation has been greatly improved. Ding Yi should be grateful.

Xue Baochai made up his mind and made a budget for making a small Jinqi. The cost will be paid in the project for Ding Yi's decoration. At that time, just ask the Jinqi store to open an invoice and write down the publicity fee. Anyway, it is impossible to pay attention to these small money during the engineering audit.

Haha, Ding Yi's small flag with the word "Xue" written in his neck swaying through the market. If he knew that this small flag was still made with his own money, would he have to make his nose crooked? In this way, I will win completely. This kind of victory is much greater than the victory that made him scream in Yunling Mountain that day. Xue Baochai thought proudly.

"But this is all a later story. At present, the most important thing is to let Ding Yi take the initiative to ask me to be her girlfriend first. Or, I asked him to be my boyfriend and ask him to nod and approve. It's better to finish it tonight, otherwise there will be more dreams at night. Xue Baochai thought that so many coveted women surrounded her, which made her feel no sense of security.

She has noticed that many women in the bar are already looking around Ding Yi. It seems that Ding Yi has become a target for their predation. These urban female hunters are very dangerous.

Female pervert, un reserved, crazy contemptuous. Xue Baochai gave them a comment in his heart. But this atmosphere also gave her a feeling: it was dangerous.

He is next to Ding Yi, and the predator's eyes have been patrolling Ding Yi back and forth. If he is not there, won't these predators rush up and swallow Ding Yi alive? No, Ding Yi is obviously not an aspiring young man who can keep it. How can he be unmoved when he encounters this kind of **? Today, we need to make it clear first and let him understand his identity. In the future, he will only belong to me, Xue Baochai. In this way, even if he encounters ** in the future, at least there is a constraint. He can't think about it anymore.

Take it tonight.

Xue Baochai set a combat goal for himself. Although her goal and Ding Yi's goal seem to be exactly the same, in essence, the effect achieved is very different.

What she wants is Ding Yi's soul, but Ding Yi wants her body.

Why is the gap between people so big?

Why is the gap between men and women so big?

Let the sociologist answer this question. The author continues to tell stories to the audience.

It is said that Xue Baochai was secretly happy when he saw Ding Yi moving the high stool to his side. In this way, you can have close contact with him. When the time comes, let him take the initiative to be his girlfriend.

Therefore, when Ding Yi's hand wrapped around her waist, her body moved, but did not avoid it.

She noticed the disappointed and jealous eyes of some female hunters around her, and she was slightly happy and proud.

"Hmm, it's really hard to grab prey with me. Today, this prey is destined to be surnamed Xue, and it will belong to Miss Xue. She thought to herself.

The waiter has brought up the wine, opened the foreign wine, and mixed a lot of green tea in it. Although this drinking method invented by the Chinese people has been despised by the Westerners, it is very suitable for the taste of the Chinese people. It is slightly sweet, just like drinking a drink, and it is easy to eat.

But I have a lot of energy after drinking too much.

Ding Yi thought: Wine help**/Xing. If Xue Baochai drinks too much, it will be much easier to take her down tonight.

Xue Baochai thought: If Ding Yi drinks too much, he may take the initiative to talk to himself as his girlfriend. In this case, he will take him down today.

Both of them are pregnant and want to get each other drunk. After drinking in the noisy music for a long time, they found the same problem: the opponent is still quite good at drinking.

After drinking more than half a bottle of foreign wine, Ding Yi only felt a little bit, and Xue Baochai looked just a little drunk. It's still far from her drunkenness.

Ding Yi's drinking capacity itself is good. Later, because of the strict prohibition of alcohol in the prison university, although Ding Yi and Hou Dana and others belong to the privileged class in the prison university, although they can sing as much as they want, it is impossible to achieve this high-quality life state of drinking as they want. Therefore, Ding Yi drank less wine in the prison, which caused him to Severe stomach deficiency after prison. So after he was released from prison, he secretly made up his mind and decided to make up for everything he had lost.

After being released from prison, Ding Yi practiced his drinking capacity hard. Finally, after stabbing more than a dozen iron cones and his buttocks were stabbed out of thousands of blood points, his drinking capacity was greatly improved. However, if he knows that the so-called thorny thighs rather than buttocks, he may have filed a civil lawsuit against the publishing house that publishes the idiom dictionary to warn them not to mislead readers. As a serious publishing house, you should put a bracket after the idiom of the head hanging beam to indicate the thigh of the stock index. Only then can this kind of behavior be called a rigorous academic attitude and be responsible to the reader.

Fortunately, there is no beam in Ding Yi's room, so he does not have a "head beam". Otherwise, in the process of practicing alcohol, he really hung his head with a rope. In the case of a lot of alcohol, there was likely to be a serious personal accident. If he was found dead by himself the next day, he thought that he hated the people for not being transformed.

Therefore, knowledge is power, and even knowledge is life. Because Ding Yi did not know that the thorned thighs were stabbed with a cone, it caused the consequences of accidentally hurting his buttocks; because Ding Yi did not know that the head hanging beam was hanging his hair on the beam instead of hanging his head on the beam, so Ding Yi was in the potential danger of hanging himself. Therefore, the author dedicates readers to read more books, learn more knowledge, become an educated person, and become a useful person to society.

The above paragraph is a public service advertisement.

Someone will ask the author, is public service advertising useful? The author will tell them that public service advertising is like a beacon, illuminating the dark corners of your heart. If anyone asks, what kind of lamp can illuminate the dark corners of our hearts? The author will recommend to them the incandescent lamp produced by the Black Lantern Company. If you can't turn on the incandescent lamp, if you can't turn on it, it's because there is no electricity. As long as there is electricity, it must not be lit. Because the incandescent lamp is turned on with a switch, not with a match. If it is lit, such a product is a candle instead of an incandescent lamp. When it comes to candles, the author also endorses a kind of...

I'm sorry for digression. The author smiled bitterly at everyone and said that there are too many advertisements now. Although the cost of each advertisement is not much, it is only more than 30 cents, but it can always gather less into more. But it's not right to take up public service advertising time for commercial advertising.

In order to save the influence, the author stopped the idea of continuing to sell "dark" candles to everyone, and continued to tell you stories:

Ding Yi's hard-working amount of alcohol has a place to use today. He should have shown his skills, but Xue Baochai is born with a good amount of alcohol. From this point of view, if he is divided, he doesn't know that he will wait until the year of the monkey. Even if it doesn't take a whole day, at least he will go to the bar after the bar.

But the purpose of coming here today is not to defeat Xue Baochai in terms of alcohol, but to take her. There are many ways to take her. It is the least technical way to take her down after getting drunk. As a male protagonist of Yushu Linfeng, this way has greatly reduced Ding Yi's impression on female fans. Ding Yi decided to change to another way.

At this time, the music was changed to a slow shake, and it was time to dance the dance of "my hand with black light veneer penetrating your clothes".

Ding Yi took a look at Xue Baochai, as if she had the intention.

He took Xue Baochai's waist and walked to the dance floor together.

The sound of music is much smaller than that of Sco music just now. This kind of music is very suitable for conversation, but this dim light is more suitable for doing other things that are easier to stimulate **.

Ding Yi put his hand around Xue Baochai's waist, and his face gently pressed against Xue Baochai's face. The two shook gently.

Now it looks like a couple. Xue Baochai thought. Now there is only one name left.

She thinks that although Ding Yi feels good about her, his thoughts may be a little different from his own.

Ding Yi is a super flirt. Maybe he is just playing tricks on himself. After leaving yourself, you are likely to do the same thing with other women - drinking with them, dancing with them, hugging with them, kissing with them... kissing? What? Kissing?

Well, there is one thing that is wrong. You should wait and do it. Xue Baochai didn't know well. Originally, I wanted to take the opportunity to dance with Ding Yi to talk to him and tell him what he really thought about himself. If he was willing to be his boyfriend, it would be Bingo, but now why did the two suddenly kiss unconsciously? And the kiss is very natural, committed and harmonious.