Chapter 118 Actor's Cultivation

"Hi! "Hit/Le!" The younger brother was stunned for a long time, with his legs together, and his right arm pointing diagonally above, saluting a standard German Nazi military salute.

"You, you, you..." Xiao An is not angry." Fortunately, today is not World Anti-Fascist Day, otherwise something will happen to your gift! The impact is too bad! It will be rejected by the righteous people of the world! The righteous people of the world have a mouthful of water, why don't they drown you? How can you have such a political accident? Also, as I said just now, it's obviously a one-word line. How can you pop up four words? Think about it again, how should I answer?

The little brother was in a hurry. He immediately knelt on one knee and shouted, "His!"

Xiao An almost fell down. Because of the mouth brushing style he just used on Zhang Fitness, he almost exhausted all his physical strength and magic points. Now his body is weak and can hardly withstand this kind of blow, but because he has strong willpower, he finally supports his body.

If you ask again, maybe you will really go to Jiuquan to report. Of course, it will not be the kind of smiling Jiuquan he said when he expressed his determination, but the hatred of Jiuquan.

For the sake of his life and health, Xiao An gave up the idea of letting this little brother continue to ask and answer this question and said to him, "Brother, the answer is just a 'yes'. Can you answer all kinds of tricks in such a simple answer? I can't believe it. We are now playing underworld instead of answering brain teasers! It seems that you still have a long way to go. You have to continue to improve. Recommend you a book..."

Xiao Di Jia's face turned slightly red. He accepted Xiao An's criticism and asked humbly, "What kind of book?"

"Stop!" Xiao An stopped him. How can you show a delicate/breathing state? As a man, you should be blushing and ashamed when you are criticized by the leader. How dare you still be 'coquettish/breathing'? Please pay attention to the identity and scene, okay? The scene is that you are criticized by the leader, and you are a male underworld/social member! Still 'jiao/breathing'? Do you think you are a woman in men's makeup, but you are Mulan?

Little brother A blushed slightly, accepted Xiao An's criticism with shame, and continued to ask humbly, "What kind of book is it?"

Xiao An patiently explained: "That's Zhou Xingxing's "The antonym of Super Emperor of Tragedy" (Xiao An proudly thought: In order to avoid infringement, I made the title of the play artistic. Who would know that the original name of the play was "King of Comedy"? It can be seen that in order to avoid causing trouble for the author, I also rack my brains. It seems that I am the same as Ding Yi, becoming more and more owner-conscious in the scene). After Zhou Xingxing and Liu Piaopiao had a one-night stand, Zhou Xingxing was afraid that he would not have money to pay for the night, so he took all the coins, watches, socks, underwear, etc. on his body. Oh, no, I used exaggerated rhetoric here. Of course, I didn't With socks and underwear, I just want to show Zhou Xingxing's mood to pay the overnight fee - in order to maintain his credibility in the world of whoring, he put all his coins and watches in front of Liu Piaopiao's bed, in front of the bed, um, in front of the bed... The moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, run. At that time, there was only one pair of shoes on the ground. Liu Piaopiao had already put on Zhou Xingxing's slippers to enjoy the scenery. Well, back to the point, in addition to putting all the coins and watches in front of the bed, Zhou Xingxing also put a book..."

Little brother A replied excitedly, "I know I know! I must know the answer."

Xiao An breathed a sigh of relief and thought to himself, "He can finally answer a question correctly. Everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you take the right first step, you can gradually embark on the road to success in the future. Think about it, even a little brother has succeeded, and the author will definitely be more successful." As a character who gradually has a sense of ownership, he is very gratified for the author, so he asked encouragingly, "What kind of book is that?" Tell me about it."

"That must be the "First Exploration of Sex/Love Skills", or "How to Achieve Sex/High/Tide", or it's "** Tricks 72". In short, it is this kind of business book. He put this book in front of Liu Piaopiao's bed as an expectation for her to continue to improve her business skills, and it is also full of mutual improvement of the two. Beautiful longing. I absolutely don't believe that he will put the slow-paced, protractive and obscure ancient feudal dross books such as "Jin Pingmei" and "Jie Pu Tuan" at her bedside. These books have long been unable to keep up with the times and are too enjoyable to read, BS.

Xiao An covered his chest with his hand and almost couldn't breathe. He shouted to his younger brother, "Lend me a pair of glasses!"

Little brother B handed over the sunglasses he was wearing.

Xiao An put it on seriously, suddenly fell down, and finally held the corner of the table without falling. But the glasses he had just put on fell to the ground due to the violent movements of his body.

Do you understand? Do you know what this means? You really surprised me!" Xiao An said with regret, "It's okay if you don't read or read the newspaper. You don't even watch movies!" It's okay if you don't watch movies, you don't even watch pirated discs! It's okay if you don't watch pirated discs. You don't even watch online cinemas! How do you improve? How do you update your knowledge? How can you be qualified for the role of underworld/social boy? Shit, let me tell you: the name of the book that Zhou Xingxing put in front of Liu Piaopiao's bed is: On the Actor's Sexual Skills! Oh, no, no, no, I'm so angry with you. That book is called On the Cultivation of Actors! It is a famous work of a Russian driver! In order to publish this work, the driver also gave a pseudonym, called Dumb B Klov Driver, or Silly/B Love Driver. I can't remember the specific name. In short, as the logistics staff of the crew, this driver has received a lot of actors, including big brands, medium cards, small cards and smaller mahjong cards. For them What I did was deeply touched. Some small-name actors and even mahjong actors play big cards, paying no attention to their logistics personnel and having no cultivation, while some big-name actors are well-cultivated. They care about their logistics personnel and have no airs. The driver was also a kind-hearted person, and he felt it, so he wrote the book On the Cultivation of Actors. As for the "On the Sexual Skills of Actors" that I blurted out just now, it is a director's masterpiece. When he implemented the unspoken rules, he also felt that although some actors were big names, they were not as good as some medium and even mahjong actors in terms of sexual skills. He considered that it may be that a big-name actor who thought he was already a big-name actor, and there was no need to study too much about sexual skills, so he lost the motivation to study. In order to get better opportunities, the medium-name mahjong actor has a strong ability to study business. In addition to being good at research, he is also good at practice, so he is clear in terms of skills. It is significantly higher than those big-name actors. He then wrote this "On the Sexual Skills of Actors" as a spur to unsophistic big-name actors and an encouragement to those dedicated small-name mahjong actors.

"Then why didn't Zhou Xing put the book "On the Actor's Sexual Skills" at the head of Liu Piaopiao's bed, but put the book "On the Actor's Cultivation" at the head of Liu Piaopiao's bed?" Little brother A asked humbly.

"If you say you have no future, you just have no future. Do you think that Liu Piaopiao, as an industry person, still need to comment on her skills? That must be a first-class level. Even if it is average, it is the third in the world. So there is no problem with her skills. But also as an industry person, because she is too professional, just like those big-name actors, she may not be dedicated enough. This is the problem of cultivation. Therefore, he put the book "On the Cultivation of Actors" at the head of Liu Piaopiao's bed. In addition to acting as an overnight fee, she still implies that she needs to improve her career. Cultivation, for example, in terms of the frequency of calling/bed and the authenticity of calling/bed feeling, Zhou Xingxing thinks that she still has a lot of room for improvement.

"So that's it, but big brother, what's the intention of recommending this book to me?" Little brother A continued to ask questions.

This book is called On the Cultivation of Actors! As an actor, you just lack cultivation, do you understand? So you want to improve your self-cultivation, so I recommend this book to you, do you understand? You are so retarded, you retarded."

"I'm sorry, I'm a... actor, I'm not retarded." Little brother A meditated for a moment and said firmly.

"I'm a star, I rely on my hair." Xiao An scolded a book. Do you think you are Zhou Xingxing? I said you are retarded, and you are retarded."

"I'm... an actor." Little brother A continued to meditated for a moment and continued to say firmly.

Xiao An raised his hand to fight. Suddenly, he thought that when he had just used the "mouth brushing method" to deal with Zhang Jian, he had almost exhausted his physical strength and spell value. In the process of slowly returning blood, if he used another trick of "mouth brushing", he was already willing but not enough. Besides, these little brothers are not his. The real little brother is Ding Yi's "absolute sex/affection, it's really not fake" The security personnel of the Co., Ltd. This time, he cooperated with him to act. At the moment, he came to pretend to be the underworld. If he wanted to raise his hand, he would fight. If these incarnations of justice - the security personnel were angered, there might be a danger of mutiny. So he smiled and said, "I know you are an actor. I'm glad that you worked very hard. Next, let's continue to deal with this profiteer.

Suddenly, Zhang Jian took a sip, spit out what was stuffed in his mouth, and said, "Futam, who found this rag? A smell of coquettishness, which is so fucking disgusting. Is this the legendary black cotton? Which playwright did you find? Aren't we extras human? Do you know that this kind of black cotton is stuffed in your mouth and you will get sick? If I have a cold, cold, septicemia, AIDS and uterine fibroids because of this role, what do you want me to do in the future? How can I still be in the entertainment industry in the future?