Chapter 129 The Time to Beat People

"The degree of pain is 100%." Following his words, Ade took it over and slapped Zhang Jian's face with a slap. On the surface, it was a punishment for Zhang Jian's slippery behavior, but in fact, it was still to repay Zhang Jian's hatred of mosaicing on the ** film. Of course, this move is the legendary private revenge.

"Ouch." Zhang Jian was slapped unexpectedly and screamed out in pain. He didn't know where he was wrong. He stood there, his face turned red and white, and he thought, "Is my lyric expression wrong?"

Ding Yixin said, "Although Ade is very subjective and dynamic, his noisy behavior is not smart enough. Isn't this a drama? If it goes on like this, won't the audience mistakenly think that he is the hero? No, this wind can't last long. It must be stopped immediately.

Ding Yi waved his hand, glanced at Ade, paused for three seconds, and said, "Ade, we are the people who convince people with virtue, aren't we? Don't do it all the time. It will make people mistakenly think that we are underworld. It's not good. Next time I don't cough, you can't do it, do you understand?"

Ade is also a forbidden younger brother. He immediately knew that he had gone too far and stole the limelight of the hero, which was very incorrect, so he nodded and humbly accepted Mr. Ding's order.

"Cough, why did you shed a line of tears?" Ding Yi cleared his throat and continued to ask Zhang Jiandao.

Zhang Jian hadn't answered yet. He said that sooner or later, Ade's mouth fell on Zhang Jian's mouth accurately, making a crisp "pop" sound, and his voice was pleasant, and it went around the beam for three days.

This beautiful voice failed to impress Mr. Ding. Ding Yi was furious and roared, "What's going on! Why did you do it again? Why do you do it at any time? Do you have ADHD? What the hell is going on? Huh?"

Ade was very aggrieved and said, "Didn't you say that I wouldn't do anything if you didn't cough? Does that mean that I will do it as soon as you cough? You coughed just now, so I did it.

"This, this," Ding Yi thought for a moment. He did cough just now, but this cough was not a cough, but a clear throat, which made Ade mistakenly think that he had issued an attack order. Just like in Pearl Harbor in World War II, after the Japanese plane received the order of "Tiger Tiger Tiger", it immediately turned to Pearl. Hong Kong launched a raid, but if in fact, the launcher did not issue a "huhuhu" order, but he was too tired to fall asleep and snored and made a "huhuhu" sound, but let the on standby pilots mistake it for "huhuhu", the consequences would be too serious. The starter's perception caused the Pacific War to break out. The People's War of Resistance Against Japan received strong foreign aid, which greatly changed the course of the Second World War. It was really a dream of Huang Liang and changed history. Isn't this a change in the history of the world?

It can be seen that snoring during sleep is a serious consequence. So, if you have the habit of snoring, please take it...

The author weighed human rights for a long time. In order to maintain the seriousness of the book, he suppressed the impulse to advertise on behalf of the "snoring and clean" products, and continued to write the book seriously.

Under Ding Yi's cough, Ade immediately brushed his mouth. It's really beating the drum and retreating. From this point of view, Ade's child's execution is really good.

But this efficient execution has the opposite effect. Ding Yi just cleared his throat, but Zhang Jian was beaten again, which was not Ding Yi's original intention. If it goes on like this, Zhang Jian will feel that no matter how he answers, the results will be exactly the same, and he will be beaten, which will give him such an impression, which is not conducive to his attitude towards answering questions in the future.

Just like Pavlov's conditioned reflex principle, if Ding Yi asks Zhang Jian's question, his answer is correct. It is consistent that striving to be full of ** vitality is the main theme, then he should be rewarded, at least not beaten; if the question he answers is wrong, he will be punished, so Over time, let him develop the right conditioned reflex, and Zhang Jian will always answer the right questions. But now that Ade often raises his hand and beats him, he will be beaten no matter how he answers. This result gives him a wrong impression. If he answers wrong, he will be beaten, and if he answers correctly, he will still be beaten, so he will be beaten. It doesn't matter if he answers wrongly, which makes him not serious or serious when answering questions, and then he will answer questions randomly, which makes the credibility of his answer doubtful, which is not the result Ding Yi wants.

In order to avoid Ade or Xiaoan misunderstanding Ding Yi's coughing as Ding Yi's order to beat Zhang Jian, Ding Yi felt that it was necessary to change the way: "Well, let's do it." Ding Yi thought for a while and came up with an idea and said, "Next time I won't cough. I'll drop the cup. As soon as I drop the cup, you Just beat him up."

"But you don't have a cup in your hand." Ade and Xiao An said at the same time.

Ding Yi looked around and didn't find a cup in the room. It was very strange: "Zhang Jian, why don't you even have a cup in your room? How do you usually drink water? Is it to drink under the faucet in the toilet? How can I drop the cup without a cup? Why are you so inconsidered when you do things? Where's the cup?"

Zhang Jian said tremblingly, "In order to save and create an economical society, I don't use a cup, but I usually use a bowl when I drink water."

"Then I'll throw the bowl." Ding Yi said happily. But he looked at Zhang Jian's greasy broken bowl on the table. It seemed that he had not washed it for a few days. It was dirty and disgusting, and there was no impulse to "threll the bowl as a number". Besides, if Zhang Jian's bowl was broken, the bowl would not be in Zhang Jian's property list, and the value of his only property immediately shrank by 50%, except for wealth. In addition to the substantial impairment, there was no tool to eat, which was a big blow to him, almost devastating. Thinking that it was very inhumane, Ding Yi said, "Forget it, I won't drop the bowl."

What kind of signal was sent to make Ade and Xiaoan do it? Ding Yi thought for a long time and didn't think of a reason. He became annoyed and said, "I just need to say, 'Bing him!', you can beat him."

Thinking about such a direct order, but without imagination, it was too insipid, which made Ding Yi's tall image greatly discounted in front of the readers. Ding Yi couldn't help but feel depressed. Therefore, when he asked Zhang Jian's question, he was also listless. He repeated the previous question according to the book: "Why did you flow down the line? Where are the tears?"

"Although Xie Wei and I are in a contractual maintenance relationship, she is only with me in exchange for my money by providing specific services. I don't think she really likes me, but I like her. Alas, what the world's love is... The most ecstasy..." Zhang Jian Excited, she recited the poem again, and then said, "When I heard that she stole people in violation of the provisions of the maintenance contract, she was seriously hurt mentally, and the injury index reached level 10, so I unconsciously shed tears."

It seems that he is also an affectionate seed. Ding Yixin said, "I had a relationship with Xie Wei without paying the relevant fees. It really infringed on the legitimate rights and interests of Zhang Jian, who normally paid the expenses. He thought that his legitimate rights and interests were not protected. In addition, he found that Xie Wei betrayed him. As a sentimental seed of reality and a potential beastist poet, he also No wonder he was sad and cried.

"What did Xie Wei do when you were sad and tearful?" Ding Yi asked curiously.

"She was very dedicated at that time and wiped away the tears on my face." Zhang Jiandao.

"And then?"

"Then she threw the tear-sweeping tissue into the trash can." Zhang Jian answered honestly.

"Damn, I thought you were illusory, but why are you so realistic when answering questions now? Remember that she threw the tear-sweeping tissue into the trash can? It's really meticulous." Ding Yi laughed and scolded, "If you ask if you have sex with your wife, does your answer start with how to untie her buttons, and then end with the paper towels you wiped into the trash can?"

After Ding Yi finished speaking, he suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart, which was a complete feeling of respect. He said to himself, "The author did not endorse the tissue here, and did not add the name of some brands in front of the tissue to collect the endorsement fee. Sure enough, it is clear and clean. It's really admirable and admirable."

The author smiled humbly, waved his hand, stopped Ding Yi's psychological activities, and said to Ding Yi with the magic skill of "transmitting into the secret", "Don't engage in personality cult. Although I know that you really admire me, you always talk about admiring my lines in your heart, but it delays the normal performance. This is not recommended. It's enough to admire the admiration 15 times a day in the future. I will despise you more than this number of times.

Ding Yi nodded and agreed. Seeing that the author is so modest and generous, he admired the author once more in his heart. Today, he has used two of the fifteen indicators of admiration in a short period of time, and the efficiency is also quite high.

He didn't know that the author was bitter at this time. He said to himself that if he could find a manufacturer and let me endorse paper towels, of course I would add the names of some brands in front of the paper towels. Who would have trouble with money? But it's a pity that no manufacturer's wise eyes are willing to do this (Thinking of this, the author's heart has a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this is not Xiao An's psychological activity. Otherwise, with his cultural level, if he thinks of "wise eyes and pearls" as "smart pigs", wouldn't it cause a serious cause to the author's reputation? The destruction?) Ding Yi thought that my style was clear and clean, and he flattered me on this basis. Doesn't it make me ugly? If he is not the protagonist, I will write him to death immediately. Unfortunately, he is the hero. If he writes him to death, the ending of this book will not be a happy ending. In order to show off for a while, the book has evolved from a comedy to a tragedy, but it is not what the author wants. Therefore, Ding Yi's personal safety was guaranteed.