Chapter 138 Talking about heart needs bed

"So that's it." Xue Baochai nodded and said, "It seems that the distance is like a mountain. I, an outsider, don't know this at all. So in your nightclub, in addition to buying drinks, fruits and snacks, you also need to buy a lot of rice.

Ding Yi was sad and said for a long time, "Business is difficult to do. In addition to buying a lot of rice, I also have to hire a chef who specializes in cooking white rice and a large number of migrant workers to help me carry rice. This is not a small expense. In addition, because white rice consumes more than other nightclubs, it can be imagined that toilet paper It is also much larger than other nightclubs, and the water consumption in the bathroom is also much higher, which is a net increase in costs. However, in order to take into account the needs of customers at all levels to increase the overall income of the nightclub, I should spend more money. As long as the income exceeds the expenditure, it is cost-effective for me from the perspective of economics.

Xue Baochai expressed his heartfelt admiration for Ding Yi's shrewd business intelligence. In addition to expressing admiration for him, she also knew Ding Yi according to Ding Yi's name of the private room. Ding Yi not only admired the farmer's uncle, but also called on everyone to remember the hard work of the farmer's uncle's transplanting the seedlings when entertaining. So he named many private rooms "inser" series of private rooms, and he is still A person with ideals and pursuits. The purpose of opening an entertainment venue is not only to make money, but also to provide guests with ladies to talk about their ideals and life, so as to promote guests and ladies to make progress together and improve together. When talking about heart, they will reach a high tide together, and become an ideal and pursuit together. All people, in the entertainment industry, are still quite rare to see.

As for the big bed in the private room, Ding Yi explained that it was used for guests and ladies to talk about ideals and tired life. Ding Yi continued to explain that talking about ideals and life is a rather heavy physical work. If you don't have a good rest, it is difficult to stick to it, so you need one. Big bed. Of course, in order to enliven the atmosphere and completely relax the mood of the person being talked about, most guests directly talk about heart with the girls who are being talked about, so the bed is an indispensable tool to talk about heart.

Speaking of the form of heart, Ding Yi said, talking about heart is usually a man and a woman talking in a one-on-one form, but some male masters who talk about heart like to talk about heart with multiple women at once and solve the psychological problems of multiple women at the same time. Talking about heart's skills, heart's sense of responsibility, and heart's ability are all worthy of everyone's admiration.

One time, Xue Baochai went to visit Ding Yi's well-pretified entertainment empire. In a private room, he found an unused contraceptive condom, so he asked Ding Yi about this matter. Ding Yi explained in a hurry that this contraceptive condom was not used, but as a man who was talking about heart and being talked about he. When talking about **, the lady of art opened these contraceptive condoms and blew them into balloons. While singing "Blow a ball, blow a big ball, blow a ball to play with the ball", she put the racket to the sky with her hand. After the ball slowly falls, she happily slaps it into the sky again. In this way, it fully reflects the talk. When heart talks about harmony, he talks about the joy and joy of both sides. As for why you don't blow a ball with a balloon, but you have to use a contraceptive condom to blow it into a ball to play. Its purpose is to imply that the heart-talker has come to the real **, and when it comes to **, it is usually necessary to use a contraceptive condom, so a large number of "set of contraception" are prepared in the private room for guests and ladies to blow into balls to play. .

Listening to Ding Yi explain so much has more or less relieved Xue Baochai's doubts, so Xue Baochai has some doubts about the judgment that Ding Yi's place is a sex/erotic place.

However, even if Ding Yi's field is really a fake place, it does not affect her feelings for Ding Yi. Just like the wife of a cigarette seller, even if her husband is strictly prohibited from smoking at home, it does not prevent her from supporting her husband to sell cigarettes. As long as her husband sells cigarettes, it is OK if her husband doesn't smoke it by himself. To apply this sentence to Ding Yi, that is, it doesn't matter if you handsome man open a kiln. It's your way to make a living, the way to make money, the way to attract the domestic demand of society, and the way to solve the physiological needs of both men and women. But as long as you don't go whoring yourself, it's OK. It's not for me to matter whether others come and consume or not.

But Xue Baochai didn't know that in addition to providing a happy place for a large number of men, Ding Yi, in accordance with the principle that fat water does not flow to other people's fields, he is often happy in his own field.

Under Ding Yi's careful management, Ding Yi's business of "absolutely no lust/affection, it's true or not fake" Co., Ltd. has gradually got on the right track. The business is booming, the management team is conscientious, the ladies and mothers work hard, and the guests are endless.

The company's business is on track, and Ding Yi doesn't have to do anything. There is no need to randomly check the service quality and service skills of the ladies every day, so they gradually become idle.

Although the spot check of the service quality and service skills of the ladies is not a burden but a pleasure for him. He is very happy about it, he loses the freshness after changing the bride and the bride every day. Just like abalone seafood every day, although it is enviable, if every meal is like this, people who eat it will gradually lose their appetite. Therefore, the number of random checks on the service quality and service skills of the ladies has gradually decreased.

Xue Baochai is another choice for his leisure time. Occasionally, he will ask Xue Baochai to watch movies, drink coffee, sing, play golf, listen to concerts and so on. Although Ding Yi does not agree with Western elegant music. He thinks that the symphony is too noisy, the waltz is too round, and he is not interested in other Western music, the current situation is that the upper class generally believes that if you don't listen to elegant music, it seems that even if you are not a serious upper class, you are an upstart at best. Educated, in order not to be called an upstart, Mr. Ding had to brace his head to accompany Xue Baochai to the concert. After listening to the concert, in order to improve himself, he also insisted that he wrote no less than 500 words of "the feeling after listening". Later, he felt that the three words "the feeling after listening" were too popular, and it was changed to "the feeling after smell". As the saying goes, hearing is listening, listening is hearing, the meaning is the same, but the word "smell" is of course more obvious than the word "listening". It has to be more educated.

Ding Yi's first "feeling after listening" is written as follows: "This concert is really true (240 'real' will be omitted later) It's so noisy! ( After that, 15 big exclamation points will be omitted). Here, please insert it - oh, please note that the author's "insert" here means to insert a sentence instead of "insert". Please pay attention to this, especially for children who are not psychologically healthy and like to read pornographic novels. The author interrupted: The text "how many words are omitted after that" in brackets above was written by Ding Yi himself, not written by the author. Ding Yi, a naughty child, has learned all the author's skills, and it can be seen that he is also a quite enlightened person. After inserting and inserting, continue to talk. Counting the 480 words represented by Ding Yi's own annotated sentence in parentheses (one "really" has 2 words, 240 "really" is 240*2 = 480 words), plus the 15 exclamation points omitted, Ding Yi finally made up 500 words and completed his first "after listening" .

As for the original "feeling after hearing" after changing the packaging, that is, the current "feeling after smell", the text of the first "feeling after smell" is like this: "Today, sunny, cloudless, happy mood. When I went to the concert, there was an elegant audience in the front row, but he secretly farted. I accidentally smelled it, and I immediately became unhappy. This fart is extremely lethal and should be a weapon of mass destruction. It stinks so bad that I almost faint. After smelling this fart, I judged that the audience must have eaten a lot of eggs for breakfast, resulting in 95.78% of sulfur dioxide in the fart, 3% nitrogen and 1.22% water. After smelling this fart, my feeling is that I want to make a couplet to condemn this kind of behavior. The first couplet is: Please be moral when listening to the play, and the next couplet is: Be careful not to fart, and the horizontal batch is: breakfast should be light. Another important feeling is: naming is very important. I changed the 'feeling after hearing' to 'the feeling after smell', and I immediately smelled a stinky fart, so I wrote so many words with a feeling, which is a veritable 'feeling after smell'. This is definitely not a coincidence! It can be seen that there is God's will in the dark, God! The earth! Alibaba and the Forty Thieves! Where are you! After that, 1000 exclamation points will be omitted).

Counting the 1,000 exclamation points he omitted, Ding Yi's article has reached more than 1,300 words. Compared with his first immature "listening feeling", he has made great progress. It can be seen that as long as the fist does not leave his hand and does not leave his mouth, he will inevitably make progress in diligence.

When it comes to other entertainment activities between him and Xue Baochai, such as singing, Ding Yi will definitely not bring Xue Baochai to his "absolutely lustful/evous, really not fake" Co., Ltd. to sing. Because as long as Xue Baochai arrives at the scene, he will inevitably see the scene of the ladies singing, singing and dancing, fat and thin, holding the old men who are hundreds of years older than them to kiss their husbands, then the signboard of his "absolutely unscure/affec, really not fake" Co., Ltd. will be immediately exposed and found. When Xue Baochai is likely to be full of righteous indignation, he may change the name of "absolute no lust/affe, it's true or not fake" Co., Ltd. to "absolute no lust/affecence is strange, it's true or not fake" Co., Ltd., and openly declares that this will have an irreparable negative impact on Ding Yi's goodwill. If Ding Yi's company is a listed company. It is likely that the stock will be green across the board, the market value will shrink seriously, the stock price will be close to a collapse, and shareholders will hang up one after another, so the consequences will be very serious, so Ding Yi will never do such a stupid thing.