Chapter 141 Martial Arts Novel

"So it is..." Hearing Ding Yi's words, Wang Emao recalled that just now, because he shook his head too many times, the frequency was too fast, and he shook his head so that he lost his balance and fainted to the ground. He heard Ding Yi say that he woke up after being slapped two mouths. Only then did he feel a little hot on his face. It seems that he has just been slapped. He was at a loss and said aggrievedly, "Why did you smoke me? I'm a good young man in the new era. I pay for every consumption, and I don't owe anything on credit. Although I haven't paid these times, it's because Mr. Ding, you gave me a trial coupon. Is this coupon expired?

Ding Yi smiled apologetically and said, "No, it's not because you don't pay for your consumption or because your trial coupon has expired, but because you suddenly fainted. Due to the company's limited funds, I didn't prepare much emergency medicine. Everyone was in a hurry. I'm afraid that you won't wake up and have an accident. In an eagerness, someone remembered the pain. The pain stimulation method makes you wake up naturally under the severe pain of physical stimulation, so I slapped your two mouths fiercely. I didn't expect you to wake up immediately. It's really the earth cure for a serious illness. Fortunately, you woke up early, otherwise you will effectively use a stronger pain stimulation method, such as stabbing the soles of your feet with an awl, roasting your buttocks, bouncing the chicken/chicken to death, pulling out the black hairs on the chicken/chicken one by one to make a shuttlecock kicking and playing, and so on.

Originally, Wang Emao was ready. If Ding Yi's explanation was unreasonable, he would immediately lose his temper. As the saying goes, if you don't hit him on the face, don't scold him for his little brother's shortness. A person's face is the most delicate part of the human body. Although some people can turn their faces into the thickest part of the epidermal tissue in the human body after tomorrow's exercise. If you can't get a gun, you can't cut into the knife, you can't shoot an arrow, and you can bounce back the attack object after being attacked. Going back is called iron-faced work, but it takes extremely hard work to achieve this state, which is not something that everyone can achieve. It is also said that people need the skin of the face tree, and the skin of the face needs careful care, so that it can be silky smooth without side leakage, so that it can dry all night without urine rashes. In short, the face is very important, and you can't be beaten casually. Although Ding Yi's men learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds to save themselves, they can't beat themselves casually. The face. He was ready to lose his temper, but when he heard Ding Yi say other painful stimulation methods with stronger effects, he couldn't help but look pale. He was glad that he woke up with only two mouths. It was a great blessing in misfortune. If he lost his temper, these Lei Fengs under Ding Yi decided that he did not save themselves completely, which led to himself. I have lost my temper. Maybe I will tie myself up and apply those pain stimulation methods to myself one by one. The consequences are unimaginable, so I don't dare to lose my temper anymore.

Seeing that he looked wrong, Ding Yi knew that he did not dare to continue to be entangled by the slap in the palm of his face. His curiosity prevailed again and asked, "Why on earth is your awesome editor-in-chief spending money tonight?"

Wang Emao saw that he had consumed six coupons here, and his physical strength had been overdrawn. He just wanted to go home early to rest, but he met Ding Yi at the exit. Answering his question, he shook his head and fainted. When he was rescued, he was fiercely brushed two mouths by his live Lei Fengs. He didn't know if he would send it next. What happened? I didn't want to get entangled. I just wanted to end it immediately, so I answered honestly, "The editor-in-chief Niu originally wanted to come tonight. He asked me, 'Will you come tonight?' I said I would come too. He heard that I still have five coupons left. I was greedy and tried to cheat the coupons on me. As a result, I was calculated by me. He won his coupon, so he couldn't come.

"Oh, this story seems to be wonderful. Please tell it quickly." Ding Yi, who is born/loves to listen to stories, is energetic.

"Editor-in-chief Niu only has one coupon left. He knew that I still have five, so he bet with me that he wanted to win all the coupons in my hand so that he could spend a few more times for free. As a result, even the last coupon in his hand was won by me. He didn't have a trial coupon, so of course he couldn't come. Wang Emao said.

Ding Yixin said, "No, as far as I know, the editor-in-chief of Niu only came once. At that time, it was probably out of low-key consideration that he came to consume as a beggar. Later, I didn't see him come. He should still have nine coupons in his hand. How can he only have one coupons left?"

But he can't ask Wang Emao like this. If he asks like this, Wang Emao will know their secrets through monitoring, which is quite unfavorable to his future plans.

Fortunately, Wang Emao took the initiative to say: "The editor-in-chief Niu only came to your field once. It is said that he came to dress up as a beggar, but he had a good impression of your field and praised the quality of service. Originally, he wanted to come a few more times, but later, because his son was in the second year of college, he released it. After the summer vacation, I heard that the exam was good. In order to reward him, editor-in-chief Niu gave all eight of the remaining nine coupons to his son, so he only had one ticket in his hand.

"Who said that the heart of an inch of grass will repay the three springs of spring?" Hearing this, Ding Yi was so moved that he couldn't help chanting an ancient poem. I didn't expect that the editor-in-chief Niu was still such a loving person.

"But he is very harsh on our employees." Wang Ermao curled his lips and said contemptuously, "He just came up with a fancy idea and wanted to cheat all the coupons in my hand. As a result, he was guilty. His last coupon was also won by me, which can be said to be God's will."

"What kind of bet are you betting on? Do you want to recite poetry or paint in the competition? Ding Yi was very curious, so he asked.

"Neither. How could we compete with such a shallow thing? You will never think of what we compare. Editor-in-chief Niu has a strong point, that is, he urinates far away, and if he urinates far away in a popular way. At the peak, he once set a record of 4.25 meters in the city's news system, which is one and two meters away from the second place, and only 0.25 meters away from the national urine record of four meters and five meters. So far, no one can break the record in the news system. He just wants to attack me with his own strength and shoot farther than anyone else's urine. He said that he carried forward his style to make me 1.5 meters. If the distance of his urine shot is more than 1.5 meters away from me, he will win. I will lose all five coupons to him, but if the distance he shoots is not more than 1.5 meters from me, he will lose, and he will lose the coupon in his hand to me.

"He made you 1.5 meters? He is quite confident. Do you really think he is a high-pressure water gun? If he had this ability, he would have been specially recruited into the fire brigade for a long time, and he would still be the editor-in-chief of the "Niu Undead You Daily"? Ding Yi smiled and said, "He is so arrogant that he is not low-key at all, which is not in line with our usual principle of modesty, cautiousness, seriousness and livelyness. The so-called proud soldier will be defeated, and let you do so much. Isn't it easy for you to win him? No wonder you won his coupon at the last minute.

Wang Emao suddenly couldn't help shaking, and his face became solemn. He seemed to recall the tragic scene of this battle. After a long silence, he said seriously, "Far from that. How can victory be so easy? What's the reward for not paying? When it comes to it, you have to do it. If you want to do it, do your best, so that you can get higher and higher.

"It seems that Wang Ermao is still a clear-headed person. He is neither arrogant nor discouraged. Although he won the editor-in-chief Niu, he was not carried away by victory. He knew that victory was not so easy to get. It can be seen that the editor-in-chief of Niu must be a powerful player. On the surface, he was defeated by Wang Ermao's short gun, but after the game, he finally won the respect of his opponent. But I don't know how Wang Emao won this game? How many touching stories are there? I just hope that he can do it without reservation. One by one, don't decompose it next time, let alone interrupt advertisements. If you have to interrupt advertisements, you can only interrupt small advertisements without mosaic blocking. Ding Yi prayed devoutly in his heart.

Wang Emao lived up to Ding Yi's expectations and told this thrilling story to Ding Yi, who loved to listen to the story. In order to maintain the tight rhythm, this book records the story of the urine competition edited by Wang Emao and Niu no longer in the way of Wang Emao, but in the way of modern martial arts novels, which is a loyal reader of martial arts novels. In this part of the text, loyal readers of romance novels do not need to read. They can go out for a walk, hang their throats, make a cup of tea, visit the factory, turn around the shoe store, nail the soles of the shoes, get on the boat, paddles... In short, you can be happy by yourself. The 320 paragraphs below this paragraph can be skipped without reading, directly From the third paragraph. Because the following 320 paragraphs are all martial arts parts, and the plot of romance begins from paragraph 322. In order not to waste your time, you can go happy by yourself.

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Now the loyal readers of romance novels have gone, right? Loyal readers of romance novels who have already left, please raise your hand... There is no one who raises his hand. It seems that they are all gone. Then I'll tell you the truth. In fact, the loyal readers of romance novels should read more martial arts to get rid of sissy and pancreatic gas on their bodies. However, if these readers are women themselves, then they don't have to remove these feminininity. Women should have more femininity, so that they can become more and more women and become the best women, more women than women, women among women. Hey hey hey hey.

The author took out a bag of paper towels in time, wiped away the saliva slowly flowing from the corner of the mouth, and began to create the martial arts part.