Chapter 143 Old Cat Essence

In the Tang Dynasty, although the sex/emotion industry was very developed, and both the spring buyers and the spring sellers enjoyed the right to trade freely. It was the paradise of the spring buyers and the utopia of the spring sellers, but this preferential policy was only for male spring buyers and female spring sellers. Because the majority of women have not been liberated and have no right to buy spring, only men can go to the brothel, but women have to guard the women's road at home and can't go to duck shops. Therefore, Zhang Wangwang does not have the opportunity to devote themselves to the sex/Love industry. Otherwise, with his height of 1.86 meters, he can compete with Pan An's appearance, strong physique, extraordinary. Sexual ability (Zhang Wangwang has been exercising his sexual ability intensively through his hands and in accordance with the principle of three from one. Although he has never had the opportunity to practice in person, through his own test, he gradually evolved from less than a bag of cigarettes to 90 minutes without shooting. The brave state is comparable to that of the national football team, and it can be seen that its sexual ability is bound to be extraordinary). With so many necessary advantages of famous ducks, it must be the top brand in the duck shop, and the income can be ranked in the top ten in the laughing industry at that time. Unfortunately, due to the harsh environment, he has the heart to serve the country and the body to serve the country, but there is no way to serve the country.

On this day, he habitually lost his job, so he had to drink to drown his sorrows. After drinking, he went to Chang'an City to make a living, but he couldn't find a job. Seeing that the entanglement was about to run out, he didn't know whether he would live on the street tomorrow. He was wandering on the streets of Chang'an and wandering. He was sad about his confused future and didn't know the way forward. When He Fang was confused, he met an old cat who thought that he could win the respect of everyone by turning into an urban management officer. Zhang Wangwang mistakenly regarded him as a real urban management officer. He thought that it was because of the oppression of the urban management in his hometown that he went to Chang'an City to make a living, and fell to this point. It was all the urban management who wanted to come. The lower crow is as black, and this urban management is definitely not a good thing. Under the influence of alcohol, old hatred and new hatred immediately emerged in my heart, and the idea of revenge on society, so I was impulsive and rushed up and bit the old cat to death.

The onlookers around saw Zhang Wangwang standing with a horrible face full of blood. Next to him was an urban management officer who slowly fell down with the words "Incarnation of Justice" printed on his uniform. Seeing the victim collapse to the ground, his eyes turned upside down, his hands and feet twitched. Only the breath did not breathe in. He was definitely not be able to live. He was scared. The timid people fled quickly, the timid people slowly ran away, and the most courageous people gathered in a circle from afar. Let's see what Zhang Wangwang's next move.

"Kill people to pay for their lives, debts to pay off!" After biting the old cat spirit to death, Zhang Wangwang said these ten words (including two punctuation marks). Then he raised his head and was ready to surrender to the government.

Before leaving, he will take another look at the body of the old cat spirit, so that when he surrenders to the government, he can clearly express the appearance of the victim, which will make the officials less trouble in their own composition when writing the "Memorandum of Criminal Cases". As long as Zhang Wangwang's statement is written on the official document, they don't have to do anything. If you bite the words to describe the appearance of the deceased, you will save them a lot of things. It will not reveal that they are uneducated and rely on the back door to sneak into the civil service. Zhang Wangwang's behavior of taking the initiative to think about the officials can win the respect of the officials and let him suffer less in the government. When he takes off his trousers and beat his ass, he only makes his ass white and red, or his face is slightly red, and he will not make his ass blush, which plays an important role in preserving Zhang Wangwang's face. The necessary role.

As the saying goes, to reduce trouble for the government is to reduce trouble for yourself. Zhang Wangwang still understands this simple truth.

Zhang Wangwang bent down, pulled over the body of the old cat spirit, reached out to explore his breath, and confirmed that he was really burping, not pretending to be dead. Take a closer look at his face, and find that the urban management armor played by the old cat spirit is kind-looking, with two ears and knees, a long hairy, swinging gently with the wind, and closing his eyes. Although he has been heroic and righteous, he shows a happy smile, a rich and noble appearance, without treachery. At that time, he was stunned and woke up most of the wine. He said to himself, "Did I kill a good person by mistake?"

He once heard people talk about the play. Liu Bei and Liu Xuande's ears crossed his shoulders and were known as the appearance of the rich and noble emperor, but the urban management armor played by this old cat spirit is as big as his knees. Compared with Liu Xuande, his ears are many times bigger. Isn't that the appearance of the super rich and noble super emperor? With his shoulders and ears, Liu Xuande finally became a self-aptained emperor. If this knee-to-eared victim is not bitten to death by him, who knows whether he will become a Secretary-General of the United Nations in a few years?

"I bit to death a potential leader..." Zhang Wangwang stood there in a frenze, holding the body of the urban management armor played by the old cat spirit in his hands. He was at a loss, and the sweat on his forehead flowed down at a speed of 100 meters.

At the beginning of the murder, he was full of righteous indignation and rushed up with the determination to die. When the urban management armor played by the old cat spirit was bitten through the arterial blood vessels and fell to the ground powerlessly, although his heart jumped wildly and knew that he had killed someone, he was still quite peaceful and stable, thinking that he was for the sky. Xingdao is a great thing. Although killing people pays for his life, it is meaningless to live in the world, and he does not hesitate to pay for his life. But when he saw the kind face of the old cat, he felt extremely confused and reflected on his behavior in his heart, and asked himself, "I do this, right?"

Judging from the appearance, it seems that the urban management armor played by this old cat spirit does not look like a bad person. Zhang Wangwang took out a piece of Emei's exclusive secret medicine Jingxin oral liquid picked up from the music pile. After taking it, he calmed down and regretted his hasty behavior. He said to himself in his heart, "Brother, brother, how can you be so hasty? You know, there are also good people in the urban management. You took his life and destroyed a whole family. How can you do this? You will be punished if you think about it for two months, and you can't have close contact with your little brother within a month.

After thinking about it, I knew that I couldn't hold on. I changed my decision and shortened the punishment period by half. The line was changed to: "You can't have close contact with your little brother within half a month."

It can be seen that Zhang Wangwang is full of blood at this time, and a month of sex/life will make him unbearable.

But think that the government will not play like this. He bit the person to death, and he was bitten to death by a person from the court. The consequences are very serious. It is by no means that he does not let himself have sex/life with his hands in just a month. Thinking that he will kill people to pay for his life soon. Soon after his death, his heart suddenly went blank.

He held the body of the city management armor played by the old cat spirit, and slowly had thoughts. He wanted to sing a song gently, but after thinking about it, he didn't expect that any song could accurately express his emotions, so he stopped singing and wanted to recite a poem, but he still didn't look for it. When I came to the right poem, my heart was confused. I was very regretful that I didn't study hard when I was a child, but it was not my fault that I didn't study hard when I was a child, but because my family was poor and I didn't have the opportunity to learn, and I was much calmer.

When the audience saw the expression on his face, it was cloudy and cloudy, and then it was cloudy, and then it gradually cleared up. They knew that it had reached the psychological drama. Compared with the violent drama just now, the plot was long and there was nothing to see, so they shouted: "It's not good-looking! Not good-looking! Refund the ticket! Refund the ticket!"

Zhang Wangwang was furious and thought that these birds did not spend money to buy tickets, but watched a murderous and violent drama for free. They were still loudly asking for a refund. Do they still want to earn money through this emergency? It can be seen that his heart is tricky, which should be the legendary unruly people. I want to lose my temper, but considering that there are too many people shouting, I can't bite them all one by one, which will be extremely bad for my dental health, so I just feel angry and didn't show it on my face.

Besides, he is a person who is about to fight for his life. He is about to die. His words are also good and his deeds are better. Thinking that soon, he will go to the guillotock and fight in the shooting room. It is meaningless to compete with these people around the audience for a while. So he looked up and sighed and shouted loudly, "Please inform 110 as soon as possible, I Wait here for them to come. I don't change my name, sit or change my gender, and I don't change my surname. My name is Zhang Wangwang.

In this article, Zhang Wangwang did not ask the onlookers to call 110, but asked them to call 110, which shows that the author is well informed of the actual situation that the telephone was not invented in the Tang Dynasty at that time. Since there is no telephone, of course, he can't call but can only call. This description makes this article not have any defects in common sense. It can be seen that a little historical knowledge and scientific knowledge is quite beneficial for writing novels.

Hearing Zhang Wangwang's rather manly words, the idle people onlookers shouted again, "Okay! A good man! Hero! Idolph!

Seeing the ugly performance of these people, Zhang Wangwang quickly came to a conclusion that these people are a group of people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. In addition to being unruly, they are also a group of troublemakers. He was about to despise them with a facial expression, but he suddenly felt something was wrong. He felt that the feeling in his hand was a little strange.

It turned out that the body of the city management armor played by the old cat spirit in his hand gradually became lighter.

Zhang Wangwang fixed his eyes and couldn't believe his eyes. He found that the urban management armor was slowly getting smaller, as if it had begun to shrink seriously in a very short time. He was surprised to find that the hands of the city management armor he was holding had lost their vitality. He was just allowed to hold it motionlessly, but now it slowly contracted in. His legs also contracted to his body, and his body began to change from big to small.