Chapter 146 Chairman Li Bai's Poetry

The sharp turning point was the day after Zhang Wangwang heard everyone's comments on his poem "Giving the Zhuang Skirt". On the day he heard the comments, he also wrote more than 300 poems. After hearing the comments, the number of his creations became zero the next day.

You can see the extent to which these comments hurt him.

A few years later, the disheartened Zhang Wangwang no longer set foot in the poetry world. One day, when he was drinking in the street kiln and hugging left and right, he suddenly heard everyone chanting a poem, and they all sighed as a good poem. "After listening to it, it was like bathing in the spring breeze, like eating a popsicle in summer, lying on a hot kang in winter, autumn Put on a jacket, spring calls for spring, and Valentine's Day starts love. In a word, it is a unique sentence from the ages. With this poem, the poet will surely become famous in history.

Slightly, Zhang Wangwang asked Xiaohong next to him to read this poem to him. He wanted to compare the gap between himself and the great poet.

"Give to Wang Lun." Xiao Hong recited the poem devoutly word by word.

"Li Bai was about to go by boat. Suddenly, he heard the song on the shore. The peach blossom pool was a thousand feet deep, which was not as good as Wang Lun's love for me."

"What?" Zhang Wangwang was stunned, grabbed Xiao Hong's hand tightly and said, "Whose poem is this? Read it again."

Xiaohong frowned, gently pushed his hand away, and said with a smile, "Brother Wang Wang drank too much wine, but it made me so strong that my hand hurt so much. This poem is my new work towards the famous poet Li Bai. Haven't you heard of it? This poem is now popular among the government. If anyone doesn't know and can't recite it now, it will be called 'Old Hat', 'Kai Lao B', 'Silly/B Youth' and 'Pure Two Hundred and Five', which will be ridiculed. Brother Wang, I'll teach you. You have to read it a few more times and try to memorize it as soon as possible. Don't show it to others.

"You, recite it again." Zhang Wangwang suppressed his excitement and said to Xiaohong.

"Li Bai was about to go by boat. Suddenly, he heard the song on the shore. The peach blossom pool was a thousand feet deep, which was not as good as Wang Lun's love for me." Xiaohong read it again.

"Wang Wang was about to go by car. Suddenly, he heard the song on the road. Wuling was a thousand feet high, and it was not as good as the Zhuang skirt to send me love."

Zhang Wangwang recalled it and meditated on his mocking work "Giving Zhuang Skirt" in his heart. He replaced several words with alt+E key combination in his mind, replaced "Zhuang Skirt" with "Wang Lun", replaced "Wang Wang" with "Li Bai", and replaced "Zhou" respectively. It became a "car", then replaced "road" with "shore", "Wuling" with "Peach Blossom Pool Water", "High" with "Deep", and then recited the replaced poems glancholy.

"Li Bai was about to go by boat. Suddenly, he heard the song on the shore. The peach blossom pool was a thousand feet deep, which was not as good as Wang Lun's love for me."

The replacement result is exactly the same as the world-famous "Give to Wang Lun".

Zhang Wangwang bowed his head and was silent for a long time. Suddenly, he laughed desolately. Inadvertently, tears filled his eyes. It seemed that he felt that others were paying attention to him. Zhang Wangsui smiled and said, "Where did the wind come from? The sand blowing fascinated my eyes." After saying that, like the role of a TV drama actor who doesn't want to show his sadness in front of the audience, he tilts his head slightly, looks at the upper left corner, then turns to the upper right corner, then naturally turns to the lower right corner, finally turns to the lower left corner, and finally smoothly turns back to the upper left corner. If you describe the trajectory of his eyes in slightly concise language, it seems that it can be expressed as: Wang Wang's eyes rotated clockwise from left to right, which is to distract his attention and avoid excessive expression of sadness in front of everyone.

He really achieved the effect he wanted. After this eyeball movement, his tears finally did not fall down.

Infected by his sadness, everyone was also silent. Xiaohongyan saw that the atmosphere was not right, which did not meet the principle of "hance first, happy first" in the scene. He hurriedly helped Zhang Wangwang explain with a smile: "Brother Wang Wang heard this farewell poem and was infected by the feeling of parting. It can be seen that Brother Wang Wang was quite able to understand. It's the artistic conception of this poem."

"Hey hey." Zhang Wangwang smiled dryly, hoarsely, and asked, "Does Li Bai often go to the street kiln to be happy?"

"He doesn't come often." Another little sister next to him called Xiao Lan said, "It's just once or twice a week. But at the beginning, more than a dozen people often set up a large private room every time, saying that it was a poetry salon literati party, which was very lively, and many little girls were called to accompany them. Many people go to watch Chairman Li Bai's true demeanor, causing tens of thousands of people to empty kiln. Don't you know this kind of grand event, Brother Wang Wang, the first loyal consumer of this kiln?

"Chairman Li Bai?" Zhang Wang and Wang Qi said. Chairman? What is this? Is this a respectful title or an official title?

"This is my new official title." Xiao Cui, a little girl on the opposite, explained: "The highest officer of a department is called the 'Chairman'. It is said that the source of the title is: the soldier team who goes to patrol the field. In order to be light and can move quickly, there is very little equipment. For example, socks do not bring a pair of socks, only one, change underwear without the whole piece, but only the first half. Of course, the first half also has its scientific name, not underwear but crotch cloth. Well, in order to be light, you can do everything. You don't even bring the whole underwear but only the crotch cloth. It can be seen that there is so little equipment. In the same way, you can only bring one mat for sleeping. When they went to bed at night, the soldiers respected the leader and gave the mat to the leader to sleep, and they mainly slept on the grass. 'Chairman' means 'the person who mainly sleeps on the mat', while the ordinary soldier is called 'main land', which means the main person who sleeps on the grass. The title 'Chairman' is spread, which means the leader. After that, the emperor of our dynasty learned this name and thought that it reflected the spirit of mutual friendship between the officers and soldiers. He was very moved, so he specially issued an order to establish the position of 'Chairman' as the leadership position of a certain department.

"So it is." Zhang Wangwang said, "What department is the chairman of Li Bai?"

Xiao Cui smiled and said, "Brother Wang Wang doesn't know whether it's true or not? The famous poet Li Bai and Li Taibai, you don't even know what kind of chairman he is? Then I'll tell you that you have to remember. Next time if someone asks you again how to answer, don't let others laugh. He is the chairman of my Korean Writers' Association.

"Oh, it turned out to be a shoe-made one." Zhang Wangwang nodded and thought that this industry was very easy to remember. When he was a child, he also knitted straw shoes in addition to selling women's underwear, and he was half a colleague of Li Bai. Next time someone asked what chairman Li Bai was, he answered truthfully. How could he not even remember this and made him laugh?

"It turns out that the chairman is a leadership position, and it is indeed a respectable title. It seems that everyone will want to do it soon?" Zhang Wangwang asked.

Xiao Cui shook her head and said, "Actually, it's not. According to Zhang Xiazi, a fortune teller at the door, although the position of chairman is very eye-catching, a few years later, the chairman of a department will be scolded by everyone, greeted by the whole family, and despised by the whole country. He is--"

"Chairman of the Chinese Football Association."

Xiao Hong, Xiao Lan, Xiao Cui and a little sister next to them who had been able to plug in the mouth called Da Hong said this answer in unison.

"Huh? Do you know?" After saying the same answer, the four of them were surprised, and each of them asked the other three people in standard Northeast dialect. The subject of the question and the object of the question are: Xiao Hong asked Xiao Lan, Xiao Cui and Da Hong, Xiao Lan asked Xiao Hong, Xiao Cui and Da Hong, Xiao Cui asked Xiao Hong, Xiao Lan and Da Hong, and Da Hong asked Xiao Lan, Xiao Cui and Xiao Hong.

The four looked at each other again, then laughed happily and said with one voice: "Earthman shakes and knows, lie down hahaha..."

"These four people don't act like each other. They are playing Sister Yao. Why do they act like good men in Liangshan Juyi? Even everyone's gender characteristics are interpreted inexplicably. It's not a sweet smile, it's not a smile or a smile, but a 'sleeping' laugh, as if everyone has changed into a green forest hero. It's really unreasonable. It seems that this group of actors are not from a professional background. Zhang Wangwang despised in his heart, but he didn't say anything, and he was still seriously interpreting his own role.

"Pig Evil Chairman?" Because the four people just said Northeast dialect when they were reading their lines, Zhang Wangwang didn't hear it seriously, so he said two of them wrong words, but he didn't know it and continued to ask, "Pig Evil? What department is this?

"We don't know either. Zhang Xiazi, a fortune-tell, also told me that the secret cannot be leaked, but he refused to tell me what department the Football Association was. I thought he only told me the news that the chairman of the Football Association wanted to be scolded by the audience in the future, but I didn't expect that he told many of us. So it seems that this kiln Entertainment has one, two parts, three parts and four parts even prepared. Everyone in the department knows it, and it's so mysterious. It's really funny. It seems that this blind man is talking nonsense. I give him eight big words: learn to play chess. Xiao Hong said.

"Learn to play chess well? Why did you give him these eight big words? Zhang Wangwang is very strange.

Xiaohong smiled with shame and said, "Nothing, just for the sake of rhyme. Just now, I said that his 'mysterious and mysterious' and 'opening nonsense' are all rhymes. In order to pursue the beauty of the text and in order to be neat, they also followed by the eight big words that rhyming. I didn't have time to think about it, so I had to say 'learn to play chess well', although I told me. The central idea of the words is not very reliable, but it is also rhymed. It finally didn't humiliate the author of this article.

Zhang Wangwang relied on her a hundred times in his heart.