Chapter 148 Li Bai's Rally Reserve Team
In fact, it is not difficult to understand, which is caused by human nature. For example, it's like during the World Cup, the number of fans suddenly soared several times overnight. Some people who didn't know what football was, whether it was square or round, whether it was used to eat or put it under their buttocks for deeper insertion during ** sports. These people who didn't know anything about football. The masses turned into fans during the World Cup. But this does not mean that they love football, but the need for a sense of social identity in their minds. Everyone is talking about football. If I don't talk about it, will I be marginalized? So they have become fans of the natural selection of the fittest. This truth is similar to the poems praised by the Yao sisters, which is the so-called crowd psychology.
Substitute this example into Andersen's fairy tale The Emperor's New Outfit, which seems to be more similar. When the emperor paraded in his new clothes, everyone said that the emperor was dressed, but I saw that the emperor was actually naked, ** his lower/body, a star (mosaic) and two stars (mosaic) of his lower/body components also swaying synchronously with the frequency of his walking. Although I saw the emperor's lower body, knew the origin of the dragon species, and knew that the emperor's strengths were not longer than me, and the size was not bigger than me, I was not happy, because I was most likely to be stupid. It is said that only fools/B can't see the emperor's clothes. Besides, so many people with insight have seen the emperor's clothes, which means that the emperor is really wearing clothes, but I don't see it. That really proves that I am stupid/B. This situation must not be known by others, so although I see that the emperor is actually naked, I still have to praise the emperor's clothes for being so beautiful.
But the truth is that the emperor is really bare.
Then turn the topic to Li Taibai's poetry, and replace variables such as "Sister Yao" and "Li Taibai's poetry" into the above formula, and the following results are obtained: Although Sister Yao, I think Li Taibai's poetry is bullshit, if everyone says that he has passed the bullshit, then I will also work with everyone. Jiaokou praised it, otherwise it would be very dangerous to be separated from the masses, and it is likely to be called uneducated by everyone. Then the secret that my college diploma was bought by a fake certificate dealer is exposed to the public, which is too much to outweigh the loss.
This is the same poem. Li Bai's is called Niu B, while Zhang Wangwang's is called stupid/B. The same thing is treated differently because of different places of origin. It is no wonder that Zhang Wangwang scolds excitedly.
Seeing that Zhang Wangwang was so excited, Liu Ergou, a fellow villager who drank with him, smiled drunk and said, "Wang Wang, I don't understand. I have also heard your poem. I have also heard the poem of Li Bai and Li Heitan. It's really almost the same. If you wrote it first, you should be sentenced him for stealing. But even if he wants to prostitute you, and he will steal you after whoring, why don't you just cover your buttocks tightly and keep him from whoring? Besides, if you sew your silver into your underwear, you can't steal it even if he wants to steal it. He can't go whoring, and he can't steal. How can he carry out his theft?
After these twists and turns, Zhang Wangwang has no hope for the idea of developing in the poetry world. He is discouraged and agrees, "I think of my seven-foot, five-inch and three-point man, converted into a metric system, which is a man who is 1.86 meters tall. How can he prostitute? If he doesn't take out 5,000 taels of silver, he can't think about my idea. No_way.
Liu Ergou held Xiaohua's hand with wine, took a kiss to his mouth, and then said, "But whether it's your poem or Li Baili Heitan's poem, I don't think it's good. If a primary school student writes such a poem, maybe I will praise him for his good jingle. If you write such a poem, it will just make people feel elegant. Forgive me for being frank, I will say that you pretend to be educated but exposed the bottom, revealing your original appearance that you did not graduate from primary school, but this Li Baili Heitan is a poetry world. Taidou, the chairman of the literary world, actually wrote such a poem, and a large group of stinky footers actually said that this poem was good, but I really couldn't understand it.
Zhang Wangwang and Liu Ergou have been friends since childhood, and they are also poor, and Liu Ergou is a really bare egg. There is no hair on it, and it is so cute. After getting the bonus from the Pledge to Kill the Cat Essence Foundation, Zhang Wangwang brought him from his hometown to be happy together. It can be seen that the two have a deep relationship, so he doesn't mind saying that he is uneducated. Hearing Liu Ergou also say so, he said that his poetry was not very good. Finally, he had a clear understanding of his poetic ability. From then on, he had the idea of becoming a poet.
But Li Bai and Li Hei Carbon also wrote such a poem. Regardless of whether he plagiarized or not, with these two very similar poems alone, Li Bai and Li Hei Carbon can be praised, but he was unanimously laughed at by everyone. Why is this?
Zhang Wangwang thought hard for an hour with a column of incense and half a cigarette, and finally came to the conclusion:
1. Li Bai is a famous person. His work has been recognized by the society, and has set up the image of quality assurance three bags in the hearts of readers. Just like the L fork leather bag, the same thing is a snakeskin bag for escape in the hands of migrant workers, plus the trademark of L fork, which is known to the world. Famous products; the same truth, the same poem, what you write is a soy sauce poem. It doesn't work. What Li Bai writes is to make a push-ups poem, which is a unique sentence from the ages, which is absolutely a big fart dog. This is caused by people's inertial thinking.
2. Li Bai is the chairman of the Writers Association and a leader. How can the leader's work not work? Of course, there is a flattery reserve team that is always ready. When Li Bai raised his arms, he sang and asked, "Are you ready?" The flattery reserve team immediately sang in unison and said, "Be ready at all times. We are Li Bai's patting reserve team." Whenever there is a chance, he shoots a special shot, shoots the style, shoots the level shoots the sexual interest and shoots **, but Zhang Wangwang is a civilian. Without an official and a half position, naturally there will be no funds to support these flattery reserves. He can't give them an extra month's salary or give them more bonuses, let alone have the right to send an official document to flattery. The members of the reserve team are commended. He will neither let the members of the flattery reserve team get spiritual honor nor the members of the flattery reserve team get substantial benefits at the material level. How can he recruit members of the flattery reserve team? Without a concerted flattery reserve, no one will flatter him. Compared with the two, Zhang Wangwang is inferior.
3. Li Bai has been in the literary world for many years, and his connections have long been straightened out. He knows 3, 249 editors of the publishing house, 561 column critics, 726 tabloid reporters, 73 illegitimate children he knows, and 361 illegitimate children he doesn't know. These not only show that he has strong reproductive ability, but also show that he has a wide range of connections, which are all his resources, and these people have the guidance of public opinion. If these people say that Li Bai's works are good, it will be good even if they are not good, but Zhang Wangwang doesn't even know an editor or column critic, and every time he prostitutes/prost. , have done a good job of insurance measures. There are no illegitimate children so far. Compared with the two, Zhang Wangwang is inferior.
4. In "Hundred Family Surnames", Li Bai's "Li" ranks higher than Zhang Wangwang's "Zhang", and according to the order of surname strokes, "Li" is also ranked in front of "Zhang" (regardless of simplified or traditional Chinese, the order is Li first and then Zhang), so Li Bai pressed Zhang Wangwang. One head.
After Zhang Wangwang came to this conclusion, he was sad and knew that he could no longer beat Li Bai in his life. He would never stand out in this life. From then on, he gave up the idea of working in the literary world and concentrated on living a happy life in the street kiln.
Therefore, he met Li Miaomiao, who took the initiative to devote himself to the street kiln.
He fell in love with Li Miaomiao at first sight.
Since then, he has changed the method of changing the object of whoring/prostitute every day. Just like a prostitute, he has come to an end. From then on, he has only had sex/life with Li Miaomiao alone, and he can also be regarded as a loyal person in the world of whoring.
But because Li Miaomiao has a good appearance and first-class sexual skills, she has become popular all over Xiangjiang for a short time, and her identity has doubled. According to the current situation, Li Miaomiao is a first-tier popular singer. Its charging standard is one level higher than that of ordinary second-tier and third-tier players. Therefore, Zhang Wangwang's cost expenditure has increased a lot compared with before.
In addition, he took a fancy to Li Miaomiao and did not want Li Miaomiao to accompany other guests, so he put forward the idea of including Li Meow Meow. After several negotiations, he finally turned this good wish into reality and created a revolutionary way of consumption in China's prostitute industry to pay monthly user fees. During the monthly contract period, as long as Zhang Wangwang is in advance To make a sum of money to the old/prey's bank account, Li Miaomiao can only be used by Zhang Wangwang alone. Other people who have not paid the monthly fee can only sigh even if they have a large number of money.
Because Zhang Wangwang took the kiln as his home, he was drunk and dreamed to death all day long. There was only expenditure and no income. Although the amount of bonus received from the Ding to Kill the Public Cat Essence Foundation was huge, he could not stand it, and his purse slowly shriveled.
But he still spent a lot of money to buy a house in a high-rise property, named it the Golden House, and renamed Li Miaomiao Ajiao. He hid Li Miaomiao in the house for fun all day long, and claimed to be the Golden House Hidden Jiao.
The reason why Li Miaomiao went to the street kiln was to avenge his father. His purpose was to kill Zhang Wangwang, but after meeting Zhang Wangwang, when she first saw Zhang Wangwang, she seemed to be electrocuted. She thought that Zhang Wangwang's appearance was really good. If there is a male beauty pageant, his external conditions are true. He won the ranking of the top three of this dynasty, but I don't know how his kung fu is.