Chapter 156 The Most Commercially Valuable Spell
Zhang Wangwang resolutely stood up and resisted several buckets of sweat on his face, which were bigger than beans, bigger than fists, bigger than football, and said with a strong smile, "It doesn't matter. It's just that I drank a cup of tripolyanitrileine milk for breakfast. At noon, I ate hot pot with garbage oil as a base. In the evening, I ate more than 20 strings of stinky tofu soaked in the sewer water. Now I can't stand it, so it hurts. However, I think that Chinese people who eat such food every day should have immunity, and the pain is only painful for a while, which is not a big deal.
"What's wrong with you? Why do you practice yourself like this? Li Miaomiao's eyes turned red again.
Zhang Wangwang pressed his lower abdomen hard and treated himself with pain diversion. He felt slightly better. He reached out and scraped a few buckets of sweat on his face and reluctantly smiled, "I eat these things to divert my miss for you. These days, you are not by my side. I miss you all the time. My heart hurts so much that I can't stand it. I want to fight poison with violence and poison. I want to eat more poison to make my abdominal pain. If I have abdominal pain, my heart won't feel much pain. But poisons are controlled items and can't be easily bought, so I think of this bad idea. If you want to eat these things, you can satisfy your hunger and poison without having to fill in the purchase form of toxic substances. You can kill many birds with one stone. I didn't expect that maybe this thing usually eats too much. With a certain immunity, it doesn't hurt all the time. It hurts when I see you. When it hurts, it doesn't hurt. It hurts when it doesn't hurt. Just like Chinese football, when there is a chance to qualify, it always loses. When it is completely dead, there is no chance to qualify. It suddenly won. This bastard is always so naughty. Anyway, it can't make people feel better.
"Football dung." Li Miaomiao looked at him contemptuously and said, "."
"Why is there no text and only a period in the second sentence of your last paragraph? What does the period mean? Is it a typographical error? Zhang Wangwang is inexplicable.
"It means that I have nothing to say to you." Li Miaomiao curled her lips and said, "Uncle, are you still talking about Chinese football? You are out of date. I really have nothing to say to you, so I put a stop.
Zhang Wangwang was very ashamed and asked, "Then what should we talk about if we don't talk about Chinese football now?"
Li Miaomiao smiled faintly and said the answer: "Chinese blind football." After saying that, he was afraid that Zhang Wangwang would not understand and explained, "It was the one who won the gold medal at the Olympic Games..."
"Oh, that's it." Zhang Wangwang suddenly realized and said, "I know, I know."
However, it is very dangerous to talk about football in this book. It is said that some people were almost buried by the author just because they talked about Chinese football (see "The Shocking Secret of Chinese Football" for details), so Li Miaomiao quickly stopped the topic and turned back to the passionate performance of the play.
Li Miaomiao heard that Zhang Wangwang was willing to eat so many highly poisonous things in order to relieve his longing for her. His spirit was comparable to Shennong's taste of herbs. He couldn't help but be very moved, and his tears almost fell down.
But the father's revenge can't be avenged.
She said slowly, "You and I are husband and wife. Although we don't have the name of husband and wife, we have the truth of husband and wife. I don't want to kill you, but now, I can't kill you. You choose a way to die."
Zhang Wangwang pondered for a long time and said, "I choose to let me die of old naturally, okay?"
Li Miaomiao despised and said, "It's not a brain teaser time now. I don't answer questions like this. Please be serious.
When Zhang Wangwang asked Li Miaomiao to choose a way to die, his survival instinct in his heart made him say such very unpremeditated words. When he said it, he immediately regretted it. He wanted to say this kind of greedy words and afraid of death. It was inevitable that he was taken lightly by Li Miaomiao and wanted to take back the words back, but he could not use the computer. Looking at the author's big People type these words well, but they will not use the back-grid key to delete these words, which is extremely annoyed.
"Children, you should learn more cultural knowledge. When playing computer, don't just use the computer to play games, but use the computer to learn some computer knowledge. Otherwise, like me, I want to use the computer to modify documents, but I don't know how to use it. I really hate it when I use the book. Remember, this is a painful lesson."
After finishing the public service advertisement, Zhang Wangwang returned to the plot of this book. He thought that everything had come to this point, and it was useless to be afraid. He suddenly became arrogant and said with a smile, "The previous joke, I think that Zhang Wangwang is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death. Since I killed you, I will pay for my life. Today, my life is yours. Take it as much as you want and frown. You are not a good man. Die under your hands, youth has no regrets.
"Okay, that's what you said." Li Miaomiao smiled miserably, raised his hand, and slowly pulled the long sword carried by Zhang Wangwang out of the scabbard.
"Cking..." The long sword made a pleasant sound.
Li Miaomiao took the sword in his hand, gently turned his wrist, and looked at the blade slightly along the faint light of the street lamp.
"This sword is not enough..." Zhang Wangwang just wanted to tell Li Miaomiao that this sword was not sharp enough, but a prop sword for acting. It was not dangerous and far from stabbed him to death. Suddenly, there was a flower in front of him. Li Miao's wrist was sent, a sword was stabbed out, his abdomen was cold, his body suddenly shook, and a huge pain came. He stood still in a daze.
But it turned out that the sword in Li Miaomiao's hand stabbed out in an instant, obliquely through Zhang Wangwang's body, penetrated from his lower abdomen, and penetrated from his back.
Zhang Wangwang felt a blank in his mind. He looked at the sword through his body in disbelief. The long sword had most of it through his body, leaving only a little sword body and hilt still shaking tremblingly in his lower abdomen. Where the long sword was inserted, blood flowed down drop by drop, and it flowed to the ground for a moment.
"She really took action. It was she who pierced the sword into my body. This is the only idea in Zhang Wangwang's mind.
"I'm about to die." He thought. This is his second thought.
After Li Miaomiao stabbed out the sword, he withdrew his sword, then retreated two steps silently, and looked at him with a complicated expression.
"This... this is... a sword that is not sharp, at all... can't kill people. How can you pierce my... body with it?"
Zhang Wangwang asked. It can be seen that he is a person with a strong thirst for knowledge. At this point, he still wants to find out.
Li Miaomiao smiled sadly and put up with it. Finally, she couldn't help it. Tears flowed down and said, "You didn't die under me, but the sword can pierce your body. It can be seen that... You really deserve to die."
"Why... why do you say that?" Zhang Wangwang asked with a hard time. The sharp pain in his lower abdomen reached his mind more clearly, and he couldn't help shaking. He wanted to stand firm, but he couldn't hold on. He ploped and fell to the ground.
Li Miaomiao shook her head more and more sadly. She wanted to tell Zhang Wangwang why he said what he was damn, but after thinking about it, he finally didn't say it. He said, "That's all. That's all. Why do you have to talk about it again?"
Zhang Wangwang didn't know that among the techniques cultivated by the cat spirits, there is a move to revenge, which is called "If you have a head debt, you have a master, you don't have to report it. It's not until the time. When the time comes, you must pay for your life and chase the soul stab. It may be killed or may not be killed. It's lower than Wu Bailiang silver, which is higher than Wu Bailiang silver, and it is not passed on. It's just Wu Bailiang silver. This magic move is specially designed for cat spirits to avenge their immediate relatives. It was designed and completed by Master Xuanxuan, the magic leader of the cat essence world, five hundred years ago. After 500 years of ups and downs, it is still shining. It is the essence of cat essence magic. After being designed, He immediately won the "Best Design Award", "Best Innovation Award", "Most Personalized Action Award" and "Most Commercial Value Award" of the Cat Essence Spell Competition that year, and also won the "The Longest Spell Name Award" specially added by the organizing committee of the current spell competition. With this technique, Master Xuan Tuan also won the "Cat" The final life of the magic is a prize." With this move, you can eat the old book and retire gloriously. It can be seen that this is an extremely powerful spell.
Today, when Li Miaomiao stabbed the sword, she did not simply make the action of stabbing sword with her own strength, but also used the cat essence spell. Therefore, when she stabbed this sword, in addition to part of her physical strength, she also consumed a large number of spells. The spell she uses is this historical cat essence technique created by Master Xuanxuan.
The operation method of this technique is that when a cat spirit wants to avenge his dead immediate family, he comes to the enemy and silently recites in his heart, "The master is swollen, and the master is swollen. Love greasy oil, love tiger oil, love hair oil, love hair oil, write this spell three times in a row, and then take out a strip at will. The sword can be a mace, a stick, a ruler, a pen, a broom, a mop, or a shit stick. In short, it is a long strip, which stabs the enemy. The prerequisite for the success of this spell. It is the enemy who can't move, resist, and make strange noises. If these conditions are met, the avenger's spell will immediately attract the soul of the deceased immediate family member. This soul will be integrated with this strip, which will add great mana to the strip and can break the stone. Even if the avenger holds a branch in his hand, he can easily stab it into the golden stone. What's more, Zhang Wangwang's body?
The commercial gimmick of this technique is, first, when the avenger uses this technique, how to make the enemy neither move nor resist nor make a strange sound, and how to achieve this goal, which will arouse the curiosity of a large number of readers. Curiosity leads to a lot of attention, and a lot of attention will lead to the recording of this skill. French books, newspapers, magazines, film and television works are selling well, which is one point, so it can win the "Most Commercial Value Award".