Chapter 158 It turned out to be all Wang Emao's treachery
Li Miaomiao had heard the sound of her heart being broken. Her body was as if she was no longer her own body. She began to disoveen her command, and she slowly collapsed. But she still exerted her last bit of strength and stretched out her hand. Finally, she touched Zhang Wangwang's hand and held it tightly.
"Because... because I fell in love with you... Cat spirit can't fall in love with human beings... But I still fall in love with you hopelessly. It's like a wolf falling in love with a sheep and falling madly... The consequence of falling in love with you is that I... I can't see you betray me, otherwise... My heart will die... When I saw you and her **/ messed up that day, my heart died. My...heart dies, and my man... will die in three days, and now... the time has come."
Zhang Wangwang fell to the ground weakly. What he held in his hand was Li Miaomiao's gradually cold hand. He only felt all kinds of tenderness in his heart. He only hoped that this moment could last forever, but he also knew that it would never be possible. He said softly to Li Miaomiao, "You... are you going to die too? ...It turns out that you are not the heroine... It's me... I'm sorry for you. I shouldn't have betrayed you. But today I can... die with you... I feel very happy in my heart..."
Li Miaomiao looked at him affectionately, and her eyes were full of peace and joy. She only felt that this life was not worth it. Even if she was about to leave now, she was satisfied.
"Actually, in fact... I'm not a human." Before his death, Zhang Wangwang revealed another shocking secret of this article.
"So what are you?"
"I'm a dog spirit... So my name is Zhang Wangwang..." Zhang Wangwang said with low self-esteem.
"Actually, what can you do if you are a human being? What can you do if you are a canine?" Li Miao looked at him affectionately and said, "As long as you love me, I love you, which is enough. I don't care whether you are cat, dog, snake, tiger, wolf, white bone or wheat milk, I love you, and you... die together, I... I am also very happy... We can't be husband and wife in this life, in the next life... We will also be husband and wife in the next life... We will be together forever... and never be separated." Li Miao said.
"Meow meow..." Zhang Wangwang clenched Li Meow's hand, and there was still a smile on his face, but his breath was getting shorter and shorter, but he was in danger of dying and still said the name of his beloved affectionately.
"Wang Wang..." Li Miaomiao also clenched Zhang Wangwang's hand and said with the same smile.
"Meow meow..."
"Wow..."
"Meow meow..."
"Wow..."
"Meow meow..."
"Wow..."
"Meow meow..."
"Wow..."
"Meow meow..."
"Wow..."
"Meow meow..."
"Wow..."
With a "pump" sound, a mouthful of blood sprayed on the TV screen, and the editor-in-chief Niu stroked his chest and fell to the ground.
"Wang Ermao, you know that I'm most afraid of cats and dogs barking, and you still let me watch this inexplicable drama that is not romance, martial arts, youth inspiration, or suspenseful reasoning before the competition with you. The most abominable thing is that these 'meow' and 'Wangwang' lines later can be heard. The pimples are straight, and the mouth spits blood. It is difficult to maintain the male wind, which greatly affects my game status. Did you do this on purpose to win the game? How can you be so unethical?
"Mistaken misunderstanding." Wang Emao explained, "I heard that this is a good TV series. Although the name is very vulgar, it is called "The Story of Cats and Dogs", it is not a book about pet feeding, but a great love tragedy. Jianghu rumors say that it is very good-looking. In order to enliven the atmosphere before the game, I rented a plate to enjoy it with you first. I didn't expect the ending to be like this. The hero and heroine called each other's names, but you mistakenly thought it was a cat barking and a dog barking, causing you to spit blood and the game status to decline. But I really didn't mean it. If it really doesn't work, we won't play today. Let's play again when you are in good shape.
Niu's editor-in-chief sneered and said, "Although I also know that you are playing tricks and tricks to win me with small tricks, I think that I am the first person in the city. Even if I spit out blood, it is difficult to maintain the male wind, and the state of the game declines, but if I play again another day, I will be passed on by ignorant people, and I thought I was afraid of you. Never change the day. Just today, we will decide to be a male and female.
Wang Emao made an aggrieved state: "Editor-in-Chief Niu, you are really wronged to say so. If this is my little trick, then thunderstorm; if this is my little trick, then I will be hit by a bicycle; if this is my little trick, then eat pancakes to chop to death; if this is my little trick, then drink porridge to death; if this is my little trick, Then I'm tired to death on a woman; if it's my little trick..."
"Enough!" Editor-in-chief Niu waved his hand to stop him, spit out another mouthful of blood, gasped for breath, and said, "You let me vomit blood again... You... You know that I read these manuscripts that are full of the same bragging. You know how much I am afraid when I read the manuscript. First, I'm afraid of reading lyrical sentences, second, I'm afraid of reading praise sentences, and third, I'm afraid of reading emotional sentences. Son, I'm afraid of looking at the sentences of determination. What I'm most afraid of is to read the comparison sentences. How can you say so many comparison sentences? Do you want me to vomit blood like this? What a wolf's ambition, unscrupulous to achieve the goal..."
"Where, where." Wang Ermao looked innocent and said, "I just want to tell you that I am by no means the one who makes extra-counter moves. I didn't expect that I couldn't help but use a few comparison sentences and let you spit out a few or two pieces of blood. This is by no means my intention. Seeing that you have vomited so much blood today, the competitive state is definitely not as good as before. Compared with your peak period, it must be the same. We might as well not compare today and play again another day. Otherwise, it will spread out and make others mistakenly think that I have taken advantage of you. Even if I win, I will be said to be defeated, which is very faceless.
The editor-in-chief Niu was furious and was about to have a seizure. When he thought about his identity as the editor-in-chief, he suppressed his emotions. He thought that if he had an attack, scolded rude words, and was laughed at by outsiders, wouldn't it lose his identity? So he opened his mouth and sang, "I wipe away the blood from my mouth. It's as beautiful as red velvet. You and I cross the mountains, but I don't want to see the scenery. I miss you, I can't help but let the map of love spread information. I hope you haven't forgotten that I will always protect you and never have to wander and look for you again.
"At this time, why does the editor-in-chief Niu have Yaxing singing? How can you sing such a lyrical song? What's the matter? Wang Emao is puzzled.
But the editor-in-chief Niu continued to sing, "There is only one word. I only say it once. I'm afraid the people who hear it can't live today. Fuck you, get out of here. It's too late for me to scold you now. It's just one word. I'll say it again. If I don't say it, you will feel uncomfortable. Fuck you for the rest of your life, kick you into the pool, and beat you into a big idiot, oh--"
However, it turned out that the first paragraph "Erase the blood from the mouth..." until "There is no need to wander and look for it from now on" has only served as a pacing role. The main function of the lyrics is to introduce the following lyrics. The most important thing in the connotation of all the lyrics is his second lyrics, from "one day. From the beginning of the word, to "call you into a big idiot, oh--", it's all the words that scold Wang Emao, translated into vernacular, that is, "Wang Emao, I/fuck/your mother's big blood."
It can be seen that the editor-in-chief Niu was very angry when he heard Wang Emao's words. Thinking that as a cultural person, it is not fashionable to swear, which is too humiliating to be elegant, so I had an idea to sing my curses through singing, which is also a conversation about the anger in my heart.
Although it can be said that the editor-in-chief Niu is angry and confused, it can be said that the editor-in-chief Niu has completely fallen into the trap of Wang Emao, and everything is under control, but he was scolded by the editor-in-chief Niu. Although it was not directly scolded, it also made Wang Emao unhappy. He wanted to attack, but he was also worried about the leader of the editor-in-chief of Niu. Director's identity, so he laughed twice and said, "I don't know why you are so angry, editor-in-chief Niu, and you have to fuck me all your life, kick me into the pool, and then beat me into a big idiot, and finally shout 'oh' majestically. How can I offend you again?"
"I miss my awesome editor-in-chief, how can I be afraid of you? Even if I spit out a catty of blood, no matter how weak I am, how can I lose to your bird? It seems that you can really beat me when you say things like 'win but not martial arts'. Isn't it too underestimate me? I won't scold you. I'm sorry for our mouth. I'm sorry for our beautiful voice. I'm sorry for our huge lung capacity. I'm sorry for the oxygen we inhaled. I'm sorry for the carbon dioxide we emit. I'm sorry for the greenhouse effect caused by excessive carbon dioxide emissions. I'm sorry..." Editor-in-in-chief Niu said.
"I'm sorry, editor-in-chief Niu, you said so much 'sorry', using the rhetorical style that seems to be your most annoying comparison." Wang Emao reminded.
Editor-in-chief Niu recalled that he said so many "sorry". Together, it seems that he really uses the way of comparison. When he thinks that he uses his most annoying way to tell his feelings, it is like people who advocate a pure natural lifestyle to use highly industrialized products. People who call on everyone to live a low-carbon life put a stinky fart with extremely high carbon and sulfur content all day long. They are seriously different in words and deeds. They want to be despised. They want to be innocent all their lives, but they are about to be despised by Wang Emao. They can't help but feel dizzy. There is a burst of ** in the stomach, a sweet throat and a mouthful of blood. It was right in his mouth, but with his strong willpower, he held back the blood and did not spit it out.
I only heard Wang Ermao recite in a low voice: "I can't stand it. I don't need to put up with it anymore."