Chapter 170 Fang Ran and Sun Lan appeared
Ding Yi looked at the door, and two girls appeared at the door. One was not Fang Ran, and the other was not Fang Ran, who else could it be?
The person who said "I want to see the monkey" turned out to be Fang Ran.
That one is not Fang Ran, and it seems to be very familiar with it. Ding Yi immediately began to search in the database in his mind. Didi Didi..." After a few searches, the search results appeared: she is the little grandson.
The little grandson who once had a one-night relationship with him. She is a female friend of Fang Ran. She has met Ding Yi three times in total, but she has a deep ** relationship. The first time they met, Fang Ran introduced them to each other. That time, Ding Yi and Fang Ran invited her and her boyfriend to drink in the bar, so Ding Yi met her. On the second side, when he was dating Xie Wei, he was bumped into by Xiao Sun. Xiao Sun took the opportunity to threaten him and asked Ding Yi for his phone number. For the third time, after Ding Yi sent Fang Ran home after drinking, Xiao Sun took the initiative to call him. The two of them were on fire. They opened a room in a "what hotel" and then played a one-night stand. Although it was a one-night stand, they did it twice, which was also a full use of the opportunity. Ding Yi remembered that he once gave her a glorious title in his heart, called "the best red apricot out of the wall".
Shortly after they had a one-night stand and satisfied her animal desire, the best Hongxing went abroad to continue her studies. Since then, they have never contacted each other again. Unexpectedly, we met here again today. It seems that she has returned to China again.
But Ding Yi couldn't remember her name for a moment.
As for why Ding Yi remembered that her name was Xiao Sun but forgot her name was Sun, it may be because Ding Yi has watched a lot of comic strips of Journey to the West recently, and there is a Sun Dasheng in his impression, so when he saw this Sun thinking of that Sun, he thought of the girl's surname is also Sun only because of the Monkey King, but because this girl is neither called Wukong nor The name of Dasheng is not called a traveler, let alone a big brother, so Ding Yi only thought that Sun Wukong thought that her surname was also Sun, but he didn't think of her name.
This little grandson held Fang Ran, as if he was afraid that she would fall if she was unstable. He coaxed her and said, "Slow down... Are you hallucinating you? Why didn't I hear someone beating the gong? Ten thousand steps back, even if someone really beats the gong, it's not necessarily playing monkey. You're drunk. Let's go back to the room early.
"Haha." While Xiao Sun was talking, Fang Ran had seen Zhang Tonggong holding two gongs and said to Xiao Sun, "You are lying to me again. I saw that this man was holding... holding a gong in his hand. He was the one who just knocked on the gong. But, but... what about the monkey? I went to ask... Ask him, look... Where did he hide the monkey?"
Just when Fang Ran found that the gong was knocking on the gong and hadn't found that the monkey was preparing to find the monkey, Ding Yi suddenly remembered that the little grandson next to Fang Ran was named Sun Lan.
Because at this time, the author took the time to look through the dusty historical text written hundreds of years ago and found it from that text! The author finally found it! The girl's name is Sun Lan. After finding the written record she was thinking about, the author immediately remembered her name with lightning speed - her name is Sun Lan, Sun Lan's Sun Lan's, Sun Lan's Lan... At the same time, the author was proud of his extraordinary memory. At the same time, Ding Yi also thought of Sun Lan. The name is really worthy of the direct line of the author. Naturally, there is a little electrocardiogram. What does the author think of? Ding Yi also thinks of something. This is fate...
After this change, Zhang Tonggong was at a loss. I just said that what I played was art, and it would not be understood as a monkey. Unexpectedly, before the words fell, someone followed the sound and said that they were looking for monkeys. I wanted to explain to Ding Yi that people didn't know art, but I saw that these two girls were beautiful girls. No matter how they looked at it, they knew much more about art than him, Zhang Tongluo, so He was at a loss.
This girl's statement is that she slapped Zhang Tongluo with a loud slap of up to 125 decibels, which made Zhang Tongluo lose face very much.
But the face is small, and the tip is big. The important thing is to get the tip back, otherwise I will knock on it for a long time tonight. Wouldn't it be in vain? It's also a small matter to make people deaf, because Zhang Tonggong is deaf and is really deaf. No matter how loud the gong is, it has no special significance to him. No matter how loud the gong is, he will not be deaf as shocked as others. Now that he is deaf, how can he be afraid of being deaf? I won't be afraid of Zhenglong, and I won't be afraid of Yalong. Therefore, for him, he never thought that the sound of gongs that deafening people was a big deal.
If you don't give a tip, it's a big deal. The most important thing is that his own physical strength will be in vain.
It takes so much physical strength to beat the gong at a speed that exceeds the speed of light. If you save these physical strength and lead the way for others, you can earn about 20 yuan, move for others, you can earn about 50 yuan, pull a shack for others, you can earn about 60 yuan, chat with others, you can earn about 80 yuan, for thieves. Feng can earn about 90 yuan, provide sexual services for women, earn about 200 yuan, and earn about 400 yuan for men.
If he hadn't hit the gong here, he would have spent so much physical energy to earn 20 yuan, and more than 400 yuan. Therefore, this 20 to 400 yuan is the opportunity cost of his gong to beat the gong.
Therefore, Zhang Tonggong's short-term goal is to get a tip of at least 20 yuan from Ding Yi, which is cost-effective and cost-preserving for him. If it is more than 20 yuan, the extra part is his net profit. Of course, the more the net profit, the better.
In order to achieve this goal, Zhang Tonggong ignored the two beautiful women who were approaching him as a goal. He was distracted and said attentively to Ding Yi, "Of course, art is also misunderstood. Just now, this woman mistook my gong performance "Ten/Eight Touch" for a monkey. There are also deep reasons in it. As the saying goes, 'the song is high and the widow', 'the wood is beautiful in the forest wind will be destroyed', and 'people are higher than the bricks will be smashed'. My elegant art is not understood by others, and I am also psychologically prepared. Just like Columbus said that the earth was round at that time, he was called 2B. The big-eared mosquito said that human beings were transformed by orangutans, and it was also said to be 2B. In ancient times, there was a woman in a foreign country. Because she insisted that the earth was not the center of the universe, she was actually said to be a super big 2B and was drowned in the fire. The above examples fully illustrate. Truth is sometimes not understood, and art also has such problems. Just like the poet who reads poems, others actually said that he was an exhibitionist. In fact, they thought it was too hot. I played "Ten/Eight Touch" on the gong, and I was mistaken for playing monkeys. These are all great misunderstandings. Although I was misunderstood, my efforts would always be rewarded. I knocked on the gongs for half a day and provided such a huge art for the two of you. Anyway, you have to pay me a huge performance fee, right?
Ding Yi looked at Fang Ran coming step by step. His heart was confused, and his heart was pounding again. His heart was still blank. Zhang Tonggong said so many words, but he didn't hear a word.
Seeing that Zhang Tonggong did not react at all, he thought that he thought that the "huge performance fee" he proposed was too high. He thought that I was asking for a lot of money, and you can sit on the floor to pay back. Since you don't want to pay "a huge performance fee", I might as well lower the price a little, which shows that I am still very sincere in negotiating.
So he changed his words and said, "Although I have provided such a huge art, it may still be a certain distance from the appreciation level of ordinary people, but what I provide is art, so please pay a small amount of art appreciation."
Ding Yi looked at Fang Ran and Sun Lan getting closer and closer. His heart was more confused, and his heart was pounding. His heart was whiter than just now. Naturally, what Zhang Tonggong said didn't even hear a punctuation mark.
Although Fang Ran staggered, he had a clear goal. He stared at Zhang Tonggong and came over firmly step by step, and there was no one else in his eyes. Sun Lan's eyes were light. Although her face was red, her mouth was clear and her footsteps were light. Obviously, she did not drink too much. She glanced at it and saw Ding Yi beside Zhang Tonggong. Her eyes were shocked, as if she didn't believe her own eyes, and looked straight at him.
She turned red. She looked at Ding Yi, Xue Baochai, and then Fang Ran. Then he looked at Ding Yi and wanted to say something, but finally he didn't say anything.
Obviously, she has recognized Ding Yi.
Zhang Tongluo is still taking the initiative to continue to reduce the price: "Even if you don't think I provide art, I work so hard. If I don't have credit, I will work hard. If I don't have hard work, I will have to give me some money to buy some Dou Lao. If you don't give me money to buy Dou Lao, will you want to make me anxious? Just give me some coolie money."
At this time, Fang Ran and Sun Lan have walked to Zhang Tonggong. Fang Ran said, "Where's the monkey? I want to watch monkeys."
Unexpectedly, Zhang Tonggong is a straightforward person, a persistent person, a consistent person, a pure person, and a person who needs money very much. At this time, there was only Ding Yi in his eyes.
Contracted into lyrics, his pure feelings for Ding Yi at this time are: "I only have you in my eyes."
Of course, because he was useless, Fang Ran wanted to see the unreasonable request of playing monkeys. He didn't listen to a word. Of course, the reason is that Zhang Tonggong is deaf, so even if he can use both, even if Fang Ran's request is reasonable, he still can't listen to a word.
Seeing that Ding Yi still turned a deaf ear to Ding Yi's concession to his active price reduction, Zhang Tonggong couldn't stand it and finally used his money-kill skill: "This gentleman, this girl, have pity me, give me some money... Ah, woo-woo..." Zhang Tonggong cried with emotion.