Chapter 174 The Spirit of Enemy

At this point, the author is very regretful at this time. He regretted that he did not learn painting art well when he was a child. Even when he was in the mood to draw, he was only guided by his own interests and hobbies. He could only draw women's **. He never thought that he had never painted men**. The serious partial development failed to improve in an all-round way, resulting in Now I can't draw Ding Yi's strong and slender figure - if the duck is put on the shelves, I will force the author to draw Ding Yi's **. The result will definitely make readers mistakenly think that this book is a popular science book and the exploration and discovery of alien life, so it's better not to draw it with the image of this illustration. However, since you don't draw, you can't adapt this book into an illustrated book, so it can't bring visual enjoyment to female readers. It has lost a large number of female readers who love to read photo albums, which is a great loss.

Children, for your own personal interests, you must study hard. You must not only learn mathematics, but also learn more painting. You should be able to draw women** and men**, and strive for all-round development.

After finishing the public service advertisement that must be done as long as you remember it, the author began to turn into the creation of this book again.

Ding Yi looked left and right in that shiny underwear and felt that this underwear, with a unique style and simple line, is simple but not simple. It embodies Ding Yi's spirit of casual self. The more he looks at it, the more he loves it. He can't wait to wear this underwear out of his trousers like Superman, so that the audience can enjoy it together.

But the advertising slogan of the "Golden Gun" brand underwear is well said, and the "Golden Gun" brand underwear is only worn for the person you love most.

The author inserts a sentence here. In fact, there is a huge loophole in the above advertisement, which will make real experts scoff at the advertisement and seriously suspect that the advertising copywriting is not rich enough life experience - because in front of the favorite person, there is no need to wear underwear at all. Whether it is the "golden gun" card, the "not falling down" card or the "hard" card, in front of the favorite person, these underwear is superfluous to wear on the body... But the author is not an expert, but also noble and kind, so he will not pick the problem of this advertising copywriting, so he arranged Ding Yi. Continue his ideological activities.

Ding Yi thought, if this underwear has to be worn by a woman today, who is the most suitable to show it?

Fang Ran, Sun Lan or Xue Baochai?

Ding Yi is doing multiple-choice questions in his heart.

This seemed to be a difficult choice, but in the end, he finally got the answer. He decided that the answer to this question was a multiple-choice question. So Ding Yi chose all the options.

As the saying goes, it's better to have fun alone than to have fun together.

After washing, Ding Yi put on his clothes and leaned against the head of the bed. After thinking about it, he decided to call Fang Ran and Sun Lan, who lived in the "Mother's Suite" first. He was thinking, who will answer the phone first? Is it Fang Ran or Sun Lan?

The result surprised him. It was neither Fang Ran nor Sun Lan, but Xue Baochai who answered the phone.

"Is there a factual basis for the dream I had yesterday? Did Xue Baochai really live with Sun Lan and Fang Ran last night? Waiting for yourself to go and rain with them? Otherwise, how could Xue Baochai answer the phone when I called the 'Mother's Suite'? She lives in the Presidential Suite. Ding Yi was very surprised to hear Xue Baochai's voice.

Later, Ding Yi got the correct answer in an instant: It turned out that he dialed the wrong number. Obviously, he saw the number of Xue Baochai's "President's Suite" in the phone book of the hotel room, but he mistakenly thought that the number was the "Mother Suite" where Fang Ran and Sun Lan lived, so he pulled it out. Of course, it was picked up by Xue Baochai, who lived in the "Presidential Suite".

Xue Baochai also got up and washed up. He was lying on **watch_TV and waiting for his phone call, waiting for Ding Yi to ask her, "Are you ready?" She would answer, "Be ready at all times." Ding Yi asked her again, "What are you going to do?" She then said, "I'm going downstairs for breakfast."

Because she hadn't rehearsed with Ding Yi in advance, Ding Yi didn't ask so.

Ding Yi heard that it was Xue Baochai's voice, not Sun Lan or Fang Ran, so he responded randomly and immediately changed his mouth. He asked her what he planned to greet Fang Ran and Sun Lan, and said, "Achai, how are you? If it's ready, then I'm ready to go down for dinner."

"Oh. I'm OK. Are you going to go downstairs, Missy? Have you notified Fang Ran? Are they ready? Xue Baochai had the demeanor of a lady, and asked Fang Ran about their situation in fluent Japanese, English and Mandarin.

She took the initiative to ask Fang Ran, and actually took the initiative to make such a gesture, which was nothing more than the following possibilities:

She was either very confident and thought that Ding Yi would eventually choose her Xue Baochai between Fang Ran and her, so she was not afraid of Fang Ran's potential threats, so she took the initiative to mention Fang Ran; or she thought it was normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, even if Ding Yi chose her and then chose Fang Ran; or she was very polite. Although she is unwilling in her heart, she will not obstruct Ding Yi's contact with Fang Ran, so she takes the initiative to let Ding Yi call Fang Ran; either she is very playful, subjectively just playing with Ding Yi, so Ding Yi can't find Fang Ran, which is not very important to her; or she is very unconsidered, that is, she did not think of Ding Yi. After contacting Fang Ran, it will pose a threat to her status, so she asked Ding Yi to answer the phone to Fang Ran. Or she has a big picture of the situation. She feels that Ding Yi, the hero, has more contact with women, which will attract more readers and make the book sell. This kind of behavior is worth encouraging and praising for this book, so she is He made a move that asked Ding Yi to take the initiative to call them.

No matter what her motivation is, that's what she asked.

She showed such a profound and righteous gesture, which surprised Ding Yi.

"I didn't inform them, so I don't know if they are ready. Of course, I informed you first. Are you more important than them? You are Nanbowan in my heart..." Before answering this question, Ding Yi hurriedly found the "Love Guide" he carried with him and found the standard answer template for how to answer such questions, so he answered with the standard answer.

It seems that Xue Baochai is quite satisfied with his answer.

Ding Yi thought about it. Since Xue Baochai first asked him if he had notified Fang Ran, it's better to go down the donkey, so he said, "Then I'll listen to you and inform them immediately. After informing them, let's go down to dinner together. After a while, I'll knock on your door, and you will come out when you hear the knock. The frequency of my knocking on the door is 'tid, tid, tid', three short, three long and three short. When you hear this knock on the door, you will come out and open the door. As for other frequencies of knocking on the door, don't worry about it. Don't open the door.

"Why? Why do you knock on the door like this? Why don't I open the door when I hear another way of knocking on the door? What's the reason for this?" Xue Baochai was very strange about his request.

"This is just to add a mysterious atmosphere to the book and attract some readers who love to read detective novels, so as to make the book sell as much as possible, so we have to take the initiative to make some gimmicks." Ding Yi replied very honestly.

This simple answer is not only unexpected by Xue Baochai, but also unexpected by the author.

Seeing Ding Yi's sense of responsibility, the author was very gratified and rejoiced by Ding Yi's rapid growth and improvement. He thought that with Ding Yi's spirit of being willing to think about this book, it would be better to let Ding Yi succeed today and let him taste the benefits. In this way, Ding Yi's correct behavior was positively inspired. This tells the characters in the book with vivid examples that as long as you have a sense of ownership, as long as you have an overall view, and as long as you are willing to think about the interests of this book, your own vital interests will also be guaranteed.

The solemn promise made by the author to the cast of this book will not be mentioned for the time being. Let's return to the plot of this book first.

I heard that Ding Yi wanted to make the book sell well, so he wanted to do it in the way of "dip, da da da da, di da" when knocking the door. Xue Baochai also nodded and agreed to Ding Yi's request - it is the vocation of all the participants of the book to make the author's book sell well, so Xue Baochai naturally has to agree to Ding Yi's request. Because it was a telephone contact, Ding Yi did not see the image of her head.

So Ding Yi hung up the phone call to Xue Baochai and called "Empress Suite".

Someone picked it up, but it was picked up.

Her familiar voice made Ding Yi feel so familiar and strange: "Do you want to have sex with me?"

Shit. Sorry. The author solemnly apologized to all the readers. He actually wrote a string when he wrote too much. He stringed the lines of the author's other great work "I want to do/love with the first person in this elevator" into this book, which gave readers the impression that the book was seriously imprecise. Such a major mistake occurred. The industry association is a disgrace. Fortunately, the author is not a Chinese shoe-making person (full name is the China Pure Handmade Shoe Association). Otherwise, he will be ordered by the association not to wear shoes for three months. If your feet are worn out, you will wander around barefoot, and you will be laughed at for losing face.

So of course, Fang Ran's lines on the other end of the phone are not nonsense, "Do you want to make love with me?" It's the greeting, "Hello."

Listening to the pronunciation of her words, Ding Yi knew that Fang Ran had completely woken up and was no longer as drunk as yesterday.

"It's me." Ding Yi said, "How are you? Did you sleep well yesterday? Did you get up early today? Does the quilt sleep well? Are you used to lying on the mattress? Have you washed up yet? Well, let's go downstairs for dinner."

Ding Yi heard Fang Ran's voice on the phone, and the past scene with her appeared in front of him unconsciously. For some reason, he was a little at a loss and chaotic, so his lines were very untechnical, and in this moment he became such a mother-in-law.

Fang Ran on the other end of the phone meditated for a moment. Obviously, Ding Yi's so many questions made it difficult for her to pay attention to me. She simply didn't answer. After a long time of silence, she asked, "What's your plans for today?"

"Let's go to Big Chicken/Jishan to play." Ding Yi thought, didn't she agree to go together yesterday? Today, listening to Fang Ran's tone, it seems that she has changed her mind again. I don't know what new ideas she has?

"Well, shall we go together?" Fang Ran asked.

"Let's go together. There are a lot of people, and it's more fun to play together. Ding Yi replied.

"But we won't hinder you, will we?" Fang Ran's answer seemed to be very rational and thoughtful of Ding Yi. Full of the fearless spirit of thinking from the perspective of others.

Ding Yi despised for a moment in his heart. He said that the author actually wrote the spirit of "considering problems from the standpoint of others" into an unrelated so-called "fearless spirit". It was really inexplicable that he pretended to be a cultural person for so long, but he still accidentally exposed the fox's tail and exposed him. In fact, it is also the essence of an uneducated person. If other authors wrote like this, Ding Yi would have laughed out loud, but the author wrote like this, because he still has to fool around under the author, and the welfare depends on the author's pen, so he can't be too arrogant and can't work against the author, so he is very low-key. Correct the author's mistake and do not change the wrong "fearless spirit" into the correct "enemy fear spirit".

So Ding Yi pretended not to hear the author's speech and continued his affectionate performance.