Chapter 182 Dog Eyes Look at People Low
In order to persuade the author to arrange a bed/play with Fang Ran Sun Lan as soon as possible, Ding Yi began his discussion endlessly.
"Enough! Are you annoyed?" The author was impatient to hear it, just like Sister Guanyin was about to be crazy after hearing Tang Seng's endless nagging. She couldn't bear to stretch out her hand to strangle Tang Seng to death, and she couldn't wait to strangle Ding Yi to death. However, Sister Guanyin was compassionate. As soon as she stretched out her hand, she immediately understood that even if Tang Monk nagging, it was wrong to strangle people to death, so Tang Monk saved his life, while the author thought that if Ding Yi was strangled to death, the first male protagonist of this book would be gone. Besides, the current trend is not popular, ghost stories, so This book can't be adapted into a ghost story to describe Ding Yi's wronged soul and the sad love legend of Xue Baochai and other women, so Ding Yi also saved his life. But the death penalty is unavoidable, and the living crime is unforgivable. I still have to scold him for a few words, so I educated Ding Yi and said, "What the hell are you doing? Do you want to rebel? Am I the author or are you the author? You can perform as I arrange it. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Shut_up!”
Ding Yi was also a person who knew the current affairs. He immediately stopped in the author's interrupted shouting.
However, the wonderful prospect of "If you arrange me to play a bed/play, the author can have zero-distance contact with the vast number of beautiful female readers" in his discussion still moved the author. After careful thought about it, he felt that what he said was not unreasonable, so he frowned and began to continue to create this book.
Ding Yi ordered a few dishes, all of which are the signature dishes of "Li Ahua Super Restaurant", which are very famous. As for what kind of dishes, because "Li Ahua Super Restaurant" does not pay the publicity fee for this book, the famous authors of these dishes are not talking about it as usual.
handed the menu to Fang Ran again and said, "Look, would you like to order a few more dishes?"
Fang Ran shook his head and said, "It's almost done. Why order so many dishes? The three of us can't eat it. Is it on the table? You have to think about Africa, and there are many children who don't have enough to eat and wear. Aren't you ashamed that you ordered so many dishes and wasted them on the table?
"This..." Ding Yiwan didn't expect Fang Ran to say such words. The tall image reflected in her words is very different from Fang Ran's previous image in his impression. He thought goodbye for three days. When looking at each other with new eyes, Fang Ran has made progress and has begun to care about African refugees. But he was still standing still, and I couldn't help but feel ashamed.
"Alas." Sun Lan also looked at Ding Yi with pity, shook her head and sighed to show sympathy for him for being so backward.
Ding Yi thought, has Sun Lan also progressed enough to care about African refugees? Is there anything wrong with showing pity to me? But he also knew that Sun Lan was probably because of Fang Ran's debtor, so she could only follow Fang Ran's meaning. Fang Ran said that you should be ashamed of Ding Yi. Sun Lan also had to show Ding Yi's attitude that you should be ashamed, so she shook her head and sighed, showing that he was still so backward. Love, maybe it was a last resort, and it was not necessarily out of her original intention, so she forgave her.
Fang Ran said, "It's sad to see that you are still so backward. I really want to get drunk and anesthetize myself, so that I can forget that there are still many people in the world who only care about their own well-scared and not the people's lives like you.
"Damn." Ding Yi said "ly" in his heart, thinking that if you want to drink, just say it directly. Do you need to take such a big circle?
Fang Ran was not a woman who loved drinking before. Why did she suddenly want to drink today? Besides, she was also drunk yesterday. Does she like drinking now?
However, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing for him to drink more wine.
As the saying goes, women don't get drunk, and men don't have a chance. If they get drunk, then his chance will come.
If Sun Lan is drunk at the same time, it will certainly be better.
Thinking of this, Ding Yi made up his mind and decided to follow Fang Ran's intention, so he shook his head with shame and said, "I'm also ashamed. I didn't expect that for so many years, I have been self-centered, without the motherland, and the world. Living in such a small self-centered circle, it is a It's a very sad thing. I realized today that if I live so selfishly, it will be looked down upon. I have realized it! I'm going to drink today, have a drunken rest, toast to the past, say goodbye to the old self, and usher in a new self. I must be drunk. Don't stop me."
"As actors in the same crew, you are all drunk. If I don't get drunk, I don't seem to have a collective concept and can't better integrate into the collective life. So, am I going to get drunk too?" Sun Lan asked tentatively.
Whether Sun Lan wants to get drunk or not, Ding Yi thought, it depends on the attitude of her creditor Fang Ran. If Fang Ran agrees, she can get drunk. If Fang Ran doesn't agree, she can't get drunk.
Fang Ran smiled and said, "Of course you also want to get drunk. If you don't get drunk, how can Ding Yi have fun?"
It seems that there is something in the words.
Ding Yi heard her say this and felt that she knew some inside stories, as if she had already known her relationship with Sun Lan. Otherwise, she wouldn't have meant to say that.
If she really knew that they had had sex, how would she know? How did you get it?
Has she read the relevant chapters before this book? Did you know the fact that Ding Yi had sex with Sun Lan?
It's hard to say. If she really knew the inside story by reading the previous chapters, Ding Yi didn't expect it. Unexpectedly, Fang Ran also registered as a VIP member, which greatly surprised Ding Yi.
At this point, the author is very ashamed. He is completely speechless about his hero's lack of basic knowledge in the online literary world. He can't wait to appear immediately, scold Ding Yi, and tell him that it is now a free chapter, which has nothing to do with registering as a VIP member, but think about it if the author is always in the book. If you are pregnant, it will affect the normal progress of this book, so I sighed and had to let the plot continue.
Ding Yi continued to think that if Fang Ran knew that Sun Lan had had sex with him and Ding Yi, would she become Sun Lan's creditor? Sun Lan felt sorry for her and owed her emotional debts, so she was careful everywhere in front of her for fear of offending Fang Ran.
is very likely.
After listening to Fang Ran's words just now, Sun Lan blushed and said, "What does it have to do with whether I get drunk or not? I think if all three of us are drunk, there will be no sober people. Who will take care of you? You drink, you get drunk, but I want to stay awake. Fortunately, I can take care of you after you are drunk.
Fang Ran smiled again and said, "Since we eat together, how can we drink while you don't?"
"Yes, yes." Ding Yi agreed: "A drunken solution to a thousand sorrows, how to relieve the worries, only Du Kang. As the saying goes: wine, water, drink, drunk; as the saying goes: money, paper, flowers, earn; as the saying goes, continue to say: rice, eat, pull; the saying is even better: fart, gas, suck, put..."
"Shut up." Fang Ran and Sun Lan said to Ding Yi kindly at the same time.
"What I'm saying is really a saying, so it's vulgar, which can also be understood. There is a more vulgar saying, let me tell you - the saying is better than saying: love, do..."
"Brush".
"Brush".
Two murderous eyes pierced Ding Yi fiercely, making Ding Yi shudder.
If the eyes can kill people, Ding Yi has been killed twice.
"Ha ha." Ding Yi laughed twice and didn't dare to continue to tell his saying.
The wine is coming.
The wine that Ding Yi and Xue Baochai drank yesterday was 8,000 years old, and the wine age reached 8,000 years. It was already very mellow.
But today Ding Yi wanted to get them drunk, so he ordered a more mellow ancient wine.
That's "Hil Long Live" that no one in the wine industry has ever tasted.
The drinking age of "8,000 years old" is 8,000 years, while the drinking age of "10,000 years old" is 1010,000 years.
The calculation process is as follows: "10,000 live" = "10,000 years + 10,000 years" = "10,000 years + 10,000 years" = "10,000 years + 100 million years" = 1010,000 years.
1001 million years of wine, of course, is not brewed by human beings, but by alien life.
The treasure of the town store of "Li Ahua's Super Restaurant" is this bottle of "Hold Long Live".
Today, Ding Yi, Fang Ran and Sun Lan are going to taste this "Hangt Long Live".
"Isn't this wine too expensive?" Fang Ran and Sun Landao.
"Money is not a problem." Ding Yi said, "As long as you are happy. Besides, since the author can create long live long live wine, of course he can create enough money to buy long live long live wine, so don't worry.
It makes a point.
So Fang Ran and Sun Lan did not continue the topic of whether the wine was too expensive, and watched the waiter open the bottle cap of the wine.
With a "bang".
Please note that this "bang" sound is not a kiss. I'm sorry to disappoint the audience.
With a "bo", the wine bottle was opened.
The wine is fragrant, and it is indeed an extremely mellow and good wine.
The waiter showed the bottle cap to the three people.
The four words "Han, Wei, Man, Zang" are recorded on the bottle cap as follows: made_in_china.
The three of them are jubilant. They all say that the wine is 101 million years old, but it is produced in China, which fully proves that China is an ancient civilization. Its long history is much older than the remaining three ancient civilizations. They can't help but be very proud.
The waiter filled the wine for three people one by one.
The waiter introduced: "This wine is extremely mellow and long. In ancient times, there was a wine called three bowls of wine. Our wine is called three cups of 'gangganggang'. Why is it called three cups of 'gangganggang'? Because this 'Ganggang' is an onymology, which describes the sound of drunken people falling on the ground and hitting the floor, so you must drink leisurely. Don't drink too much and fall to the ground. You don't have to break it. It's a big deal. It's a big deal to break our floor.
"Damn." Ding Yi scolded and said, "What do you mean, 'It's a big deal that we broke down and broke your floor'? How much is a broken floor worth? He also said that it's a small thing for us to break. We are consumers, and we are the legendary God! Does Li Ahhua, your ultimate boss, teach you to treat God like this? If God is angry, aren't you afraid? Besides, don't mention a broken floor. Even if I blow up your hotel, I can afford it. Don't look at who I am? It's really dog's_eye_see_man_short."