Chapter 184 Fang Ran's Three Major Failures
"Ding Yi, are you mistaken? Can you be more dedicated? Where did you get the lines from at the bottom of the box? It's very outdated." The two said in unison, "This kind of line is simply smashing the signboard. Whose line appears in his work, whose work will be praised by the audience as a servant street book. What's the intention of your line?"
Ding Yi smiled embarrassedly and said, "All the audience are people with connotations. They will not value these external things. The essence is more important than the form. As long as it is drinking, it doesn't matter what kind of toast is. Let's drink."
Three people clink glasses.
It is indeed a good wine that is mellow and soft. It melts at the entrance.
With a drink, Ding Yi felt a line of fire, which slowly slid into his stomach from his mouth, and his abdomen was warm and useful. Immediately, there was a feeling of floating in my mind.
Looking at Fang Ran and Sun Lan again, after drinking this cup, both of them blushed, their faces were like peach blossoms, and their eyes were full of hope. They were really indescribably charming.
It's just a sip of wine, but it has achieved this effect, which surprised Ding Yi. He said to himself, "You get what you pay for. Long live this 'Hang Live' is indeed an unprecedented good wine. Compared with the wine I drank before, it's really one in the sky, one in the ground, one in the mud, one in the mud and one in the depths of the earth's crust. In short, the gap is very big.
What is the effect of such a good wine? Ding Yi has heard of a saying called good wine help **/desire. I don't know if Fang Ran and Sun Lan will also drink after drinking this "hance long live long live", will they also drink help **/xing, throw yourself into your arms and give a hug. Let me get what I want tonight, and one person will control these two daughters?
Ding Yi prayed in his heart.
"Nanwu Amitabha Buddha, Great Compassionate and Pessimistic Guanyin Bodhisattva, Taishang Laojun of alchemy, defeating Buddha Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie, Jesus Christ, my Lord Allah, Iron-armed Astro Boy, Invincible Ultraman, please, please let me succeed." As soon as Ding Yi arrived at the critical moment, he rushed to the doctor and asked for all the immortals stored in his memory. In order to increase the success rate, even Astro Boy asked for it, which showed his urgent mood.
"What are you thinking about? It seems to be absent-minded." Fang Randao.
"I'm thinking that this wine is really a good wine. It melts in the mouth, unlike some bad wine. After drinking it in my mouth, it doesn't melt for a long time. I wait impatiently, and sometimes I chew it up and swallow it, which will make a big disaster and affect my mood of drinking." Ding Yixin talked nonsense.
"There is no technical content in lying, and you can still chew and swallow the wine? Do you think you're eating popsicles?" Fang Ran gave him a white look. Although she gave him a white look, after drinking the wine, even her eyes were different. Although her eyes were reproachful, they were also slightly charming.
She showed such a charming look, which is very different from her attitude towards Ding Yi during the day. It seems that there is no other reason for such a change. It is indeed the effect of this wine. Ding Yi was secretly happy in his heart.
But the necessary justification is still necessary. What's the nonsense?" Ding Yiqiang argued, "Have you never heard of popsicle wine? In summer, in order to cater to the changes of the seasons, the winery launched a new product that integrates wine and popsicles, which can not only relieve the summer heat, but also relieve alcohol addiction. After its launch, it has been widely praised by consumers in the wine industry. You are not from the wine industry, so you don't understand.
Fang Ran and Sun Lan obviously have never heard of this kind of popsicle wine, and they don't know whether it's true or not. As the saying goes, there is no right to speak without investigation. If you scold Ding Yi for saying nonsense, if it's true, they criticize it wrongly and don't look good, so they don't refute him. Ding Yi then narrowly escaped.
"If a winery really sees my idea and invented popsicle wine, please give me a commission." Ding Yi did not forget to remind readers of his busy schedule and declared his exclusive right to the idea of popsicle wine.
He filled Fang Ran with wine, filled Sun Lan with wine, and then filled himself with wine. He said, "Such a good wine can't be drunk all the time. Since the author has given us such a rare opportunity to taste this wine, in addition to thanking the author, we have to drink up this wine. Then repay the author's kindness with practical actions.
With the increase of age and experience, Ding Yi is more and more talkative, so he is here to express his determination to the author. However, he also played a little cleverness and deliberately said that he should repay the author with practical actions in the future as a practical action to repay the author with practical actions in the future. Although "future" and "future", the literal meanings are the same, deep thinking about it is still different, especially for the extremely ** perverts of individual words, no More than one hundredth of a second, you can distinguish the huge difference between the two words and make a hee hee hee ** laughter. As a loyal member of the pervert family, Ding Yi is of course also very clear about the difference. Therefore, Ding Yi reminded the author at the time of his determination, suggesting that the author should now begin to pave the way for the bed/play plot. Fang Ran and Sun Lan didn't think so deeply. They felt that what he said was reasonable. They knew that the vast majority of people in the world would not have the opportunity to drink the wine "Long live". There are only a few bottles in the world. If you drink one sip, you will have less. The chance is rare. In addition, this wine is really delicious, mellow, and has a long aftertaste. After drinking it, all the limbs and bones are extremely comfortable. It's warm. I just want to take another sip, because some beautiful women once taught everyone on TV commercials, "Eat more if it's delicious", so it's the same way, "you should drink more if it's good", so it doesn't refuse Ding Yi's plot to drink.
The three of them pushed the cup and changed the cup. They drank happily and only took a few sips. Ding Yi felt slightly drunk. Looking at Fang Ran Sun Lan, his face was bright, his mouth was smiling, and he was extremely shy. He seemed to be drunk. He was drunk and did not fall down. Ding Yi was floating. He wanted to take advantage of the wine and punch drunken fist to help him.
Sorry, the author played a thrill. It suddenly occurred to me that this book is not a martial arts novel. According to the market survey conducted by Fa Ke You magazine, martial arts novels are not very good at bragging now. There is no new meaning, there are not many sex/eground descriptions, and the protagonist will not travel through time, and there is no delay. The plot of American BL has lost a large part of the readers, so there is no market for martial arts novels, so the author has made up his mind that for the sake of the market, this book is determined not to do martial arts novels, so even if Ding Yi drinks too much, he will not play drunken fists.
But he wanted to get drunk and do something more meaningful than drunken boxing with Fang Ran Sunlan.
Of course, something more meaningful than drunken boxing is that...this...
Ding Yi paused for a moment and thought that in order to maintain the mystery of this book and maintain the image of the author's mysterious smile like Mona Lisa in the minds of the audience, he did not reveal the answer in his heart.
At this time, after drinking a cup or two, Fang Ran was already a little drunk, but it was completely different from what she felt when she was drunk yesterday. Her mouth was clear, her mind was clear, and her logic was strict, but there was an essential difference from the state of waking up - there were some words that she would not say when she was awake, but at this time , she said it out.
"Ding Yi, do you think I'm a failure?" With a sip of wine, her face blushed. She put down her glass and asked Ding Yi.
"No, why did you ask that?" Ding Yi asked. As he asked, he glanced at Sun Lan at the corners of his eyes and noticed that her face turned red, her expression was strange, and her heart was a little strange.
"I'm thinking that I have three major failures as a human being." Fang Ran concluded.
"Three major failures?"
"Yes, three major failures." Fang Randao. After a pause, she said her three major failures one by one.
"My first failure was that I once thought I was your only woman... Ha ha, later I knew I was wrong. You hid it from me and the one named Xie Wei..." Fang Ran looked at Ding Yi, sighed, and then said, "My second biggest failure... I thought Guo Linhui was really as good as he said. Well, if you are willing to give everything for me, you will never betray me... I found that I was wrong again, and he also betrayed me, hehe... This is my second biggest failure."
Hearing what Fang Ran said about the historical scandal of him and Xie Wei, Ding Yi felt uncomfortable. He wanted to defend but did not come up with persuasive words. Fortunately, Fang Ran did not want to listen to his explanation and told Ding Yi about the real scandal that Guo Linhui had also betrayed him.
"How dare he betray you, he is a beast?" This line was about to blurt out at Ding Yi's mouth. Ding Yi had thought about the posture when he said this line, and was full of righteous indignation. The specific posture was: Huo Ran stood up, pinched his fist with his left hand, bent his left elbow bent, put his fist inward in front of his chest, his right hand drooped and pinched his fist pointing to the lower right side, took a slight bow in front of his left leg, and his right leg straightened behind him. Bow and arrow, holding his head high and facing the front on the left, his eyes are full of life, and his lips are seriously closed. If there is a background music accompaniment, it should be the one that is entangled: "Forward, what is the heavy of the soldiers, and the women's grievances are deep", but when I think about it, Fang Ran, who betrayed first, he is Fang Ran's first failure. On Fang Ran's failure list, Guo Linhui ranked second. If Guo Linhui is described as a beast, he must be a super beast. In this way, it is extremely unfavorable to him, so he did not dare to say this loud line.
Fang Ran looked at him and saw how Ding Yi reacted.
Ding Yi had mixed feelings and didn't know what to say. Finally, he asked in a low voice, "Guo Linhui, what did he do to you? Is there someone outside of him?
Fang Ran smiled and was very lonely in his smile, but he did not answer Ding Yi's question. He looked at Sun Lan meaningfully and said, "But there is something more failure than this. This is my third biggest failure. Sun Lan, don't you think so?
Sun Lan's face turned pale. Because she drank wine, her face turned slightly red. Now when she heard the words, her face turned white. Although the words "red in white" and "white" are exactly the same, due to the different order of the words, the meaning of the expression is completely different. Just like "Eight Kings" is the eighth prince, while "Wang Ba" is the father of the turtle, the text is the same but the order of the text is different, and the meaning of the relevant words is very different. "White and red" means that the beautiful woman's skin is healthy and cute, white and ruddy, and "red and white" is that after drinking wine, the beautiful woman suddenly has to face some things she can't face. As soon as her mood changes, her face turns white with fear.
Sun Lan blushed and smiled awkwardly and said, "You have not failed. Besides, even if you fail, as the saying goes: failure is the mother of success, so the generation of failure is still quite high. It is a direct elder of success and worthy of respect."
It seems that Fang Ran's third failure is definitely related to Sun Lan. Ding Yi thought. Otherwise, Fang Ran would not have asked about Sun Lan like this.
Fang Ran glanced at her with the corners of his eyes, looked at Ding Yi again, and said, "Guess if there is a prize, Ding Yi, do you know where is my third major failure?"