Chapter 197 The Utility of Five Dragons Grabbing Chicken Hands

Of course, they can't take away a cloud, because they are not Sun Dasheng, and they can't fly through the clouds. There are no clouds around them. Besides, they are not on the big chicken/chicken mountain surrounded by clouds, but in the parking place of "Li Ahua Super Restaurant" at a very low altitude. From a scientific point of view, the clouds are not with them, so they can't take away a cloud. Even if they are standing on the big chicken/chicken mountain surrounded by clouds and fog, they are surrounded by clouds. They can't take a cloud away with a wave of sleeves. Because they are not singing, they don't have wide sleeves, but because of summer, they are wearing short-sleeved T-shirt. The sleeves are so short that no matter how they wave, they can't take away a cloud. To take a step back, even if this book is an ancient costume play, both of them are wearing wide water-sleeved clothes, surrounded by clouds. They waved their sleeves and still couldn't take away a cloud. Because their movements are "waving", since they are "waving", they can only drive away a cloud and not take away a cloud. To take away a cloud, you must use the action of "receive". Assuming that they change this poem to "receive a sleeve", then it can be imagined that they still can't take away a cloud. Because the existence form of clouds is a kind of gas, even if they collected their sleeves at that time, as gas, it was difficult for them to take away. Even if they took away the gas form of the cloud at that time, due to changes in the environment, the clouds taken away were no longer clouds. Just like the truth of Beiju Nanfang, at that time, the clouds they collected with their sleeves were clouds before they took them away. After they collected them, they have changed their nature. They are not clouds. Therefore, whether they wave their sleeves or close their sleeves, in short, they can't take the clouds away.

Therefore, Ding Yi can't understand the artistic conception represented by this poem. Whether you wave your sleeves or close your sleeves, you can't take away the clouds, but you deliberately describe it as "waving your sleeves and don't take away a cloud". It seems that if you don't wave your sleeves, you can take away a cloud. It feels a little like Ah Q. The spiritual victory method of comrades. Just like the begging man wrote a poem: "I'm very satisfied when I'm full. If I can't eat, I'm anxious. If I wave my sleeves, I will never eat the Man-Han Banquet." It seems that if he doesn't wave his sleeves, he can eat the Man-Han Banquet. This reason is somewhat similar to "waving your sleeves without taking away a cloud". For another example, just like when Chinese football can't enter the World Cup, the chairman of the Football Association wrote a poem: "They run with football, we chase after the buttocks, wave our sleeves, and I will never play the World Cup." It's the same reason. It's difficult for you to enter the World Cup finals again anyway. You wave Whether it's sleeves, tie ties, or even take off your trousers, no matter what physical movements you do, you can't enter the World Cup, but you just write such a poem: "Wave your sleeves, we will never play the World Cup" to deliberately mislead the audience and make the audience think that they can enter the World Cup without waving their sleeves. In short, It's very nonsensical. It's serious inexplicable and incomprehensible. Such a poem has been listened to a lot, which made Ding Yi have a serious allergic reaction as soon as he heard the word "poetry".

Fang Ran and Sun Lan waved their sleeves. While not taking away a cloud, they waved goodbye to Ding Yi. They embarked on the journey home.

Ding Yi sent them away and returned to his presidential suite. He wanted to find something to do. Suddenly, when he broke up with Xue Baochai, he said he wanted to contact her, but yesterday, in a close meat war with Fang Ran and Sun Lan, he had forgotten everything about it. It's not good to say. Will Xue Baochai count with himself? Account, but it is also strange why Xue Baochai didn't call himself. According to his judgment, since Xue Baochai has a soul and physical idea of himself, he should now be in the stage of strict monitoring himself. He can't wait to let Ding Yi report 24 times of his ideological work to her 24 hours a day, but he forgot to call yesterday. She called, but she didn't call, which made Ding Yi a little puzzled.

Today, I completed a small historical mission with Fang Ran and Sun Lan. I finally got what I wanted and lived a one-time/life with them at the same time, which gave Ding Yi a sense of satisfaction, but the two of them had a relationship with Ding Yi before. It can only be regarded as old to have sex/life with them again today. Dream revisits. Although he is happy, there is no more satisfaction. For Ding Yi, who is constantly seeking, this is just a small victory on his road to success. It is still far from his goal. He is not a self-contained person, so he will search up and down.

Now his recent goal is Xue Baochai.

So he called Xue Baochai to listen to the truth and told her the reason why he didn't call her yesterday for her tolerance and understanding.

Of course, the reason why I didn't call her yesterday can't tell her the truth. Ding Yi has come up with an excuse, that is, when he was playing in Big Chicken/Jishan, he was blown a lot by the wind, which caused him to feel unwell yesterday. I felt cold, and my head hurt greatly, which was extremely uncomfortable. Therefore, he went to bed early and met her in my dream. I met her in my dream, so I didn't have time to call her in reality.

Ding Yi explained the reason why he didn't call, and pretended to comfort Xue Baochai a few words, saying that he didn't get up until noon in the morning and drank more water, so he felt much better. You don't need to worry about it. He told her that after Fang Ran and Sun Lan visited for a day yesterday, they were no longer interested in other trips, so they returned to their city today. As for myself, due to my weakness after illness, I may have to stay in the hotel for a few days. After I fully recover, I will return. After returning, I will meet her immediately and let her see a new self. Finally, I asked about Xue Baochai.

Of course, Xue Baochai would not expect that he and Fang Ran Sun Lan co-starred in a super-top sex/s love film yesterday. He thought that Fang Ran and Sun Lan supervised each other together, and they didn't have the opportunity to be alone with Ding Yi, so Ding Yi was relatively safe. When he heard that both of them had returned to their city. In the city, Ding Yi is single now, and he is even more relieved. He thinks that Ding Yi is far away from ** now and should not be able to make any big waves. The worst thing is to have close contact with his own hands. For himself, although Ding Yi has a close relationship with his own hands, Xue Baochai is also a little jealous, but since Ding Yi The first time has been given his hands. If Ding Yi dedicates more than two million times of chastity to his own hands when he is hungry and thirsty, it also shows that he is a nostalgic person and can be forgiven. Compared with his immoral and ugly relationship with other women, it is much more acceptable, so he is in a good mood. Relaxed, he told Ding Yi about his situation in the past two days.

There is a reason why Xue Baochai did not call Ding Yi in the past two days, but it turned out that there was an accident in a decoration project undertaken by Xue Baochai. A worker was hit by a high-altitude falling object at the construction site and hit the Baihui acupoint above his head, and then the falling object bounced up again and then hit his Yongquan acupoint. Finally, he hit his temple. After being smashed by three times, the worker laughed three times. It was said that he laughed three times, and he became an immortal on the spot. The grieving family came to the construction site and Xue Baochai's company headquarters to make trouble. In accordance with the principle of more people and strength, the family called the family's family's family, and the family's family called the family's family's family. Family members, the family members of the family members of the family called the family members of the family members. The number is large and the momentum is huge. They are playing "traitors and profiteers, no profiteers", "the profiteers and profiteers, let me get hurt", "the profiteers and profiteers, my heart has been hurt", "the profiteers and the profiteers, unable to negotiate", "the profiteers and profiteers, I hate the profiteers", "the profiteers" and the profiteers. The slogan of "Business profiteers, I/Fuck/Your Mommy" caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, making Xue Baochai difficult to fight and exhausted.

It was later learned that in addition to the families of the deceased workers and the families of their families and the families of their families (for the sake of simplicity, they will be referred to as the Nth party of the family members in the future), the Nth party of the family and the family members also held a special job fair to recruit a claim think tank and claim in order to achieve the goal of high claims. Some relevant professionals of the compensation group plan to use soft and hard hands, both hands to grab both hands, one soft and the other hard, and held an oath meeting, killed a chicken, and then drank dog blood, vowing to claim success.

Originally, these slogans were written by a university teacher in a think tank invited by the family of the deceased, so the style of the previous slogans was basically the same, quite cultural, and rhyming. However, later, the violent group invited by the family of the deceased strongly opposed the slogan that was too cultural and did not kill. Li, it does not pose great psychological pressure on profiteers, and does not have much deterrent effect in practice. It is strongly recommended to change the slogan to vulgar curses, such as "Proeer profiteer, I'll fuck your mother", "Proeer profiteer, profiteer, I'll cut you to your whole family to death" and so on. But it was rejected by the college teacher with contemptuous eyes, and used his professional knowledge to sneer the members of the violent group. After being rejected, the members of the violent group naturally felt very ashamed and were not noticed by a poor literati with glasses. Does he really think that "knowledge is power"? Therefore, the members of the violent group also used their professional ability to print a clear fingerprint on the university teacher's face with their real strength, and several relatively clear shoe prints of different sizes were printed on the buttocks. The teacher's chest was pinched by the "five dragons grabbing the chicken" technique, and the crotch was taken out by the "invincible hand" In a moment, the university teacher immediately knew that the current affairs were handsome and lost his voice.