Chapter 203 Xie Wei, who lives in the Chief Suite
"TALL? How tall is it?" Ding Yi is very concerned about women's height.
"It's very high, about the same height as Xie Wei." Ade's answer won Ding Yi's heart. Maybe she is also a model like Xie Wei? Ding Yi thought.
"The author is becoming more and more vulgar now." Ding Yixin said, "The women in the book are actually 'women with young, beautiful figure, tall skin, fair skin, cute and long hair and shawls'. How can there be so many beautiful women in the world? Obviously, it was deliberately created to attract the majority of wolf friends, and its sense of reality is not very strong.
Thinking of this, he added in time, "Although the sense of authenticity is not strong, I like it."
Because he is the hero of this book, the more beautiful the women in the book are, the more beautiful they will be. Because so far, the author has not written a second hero to share the beauty with him. As a vested interest, Ding Yi certainly hopes that this situation can continue, as long as he enjoys the blessings of others. Whether his story is true or not? That's why he thought, "But I like it", to show his true attitude and avoid being misunderstood by the author that he doesn't like so many beautiful women. In the future, all the things written are ugly women to pair with him. Then one of his casual feelings keeps him away from sexual happiness for the rest of his life, which is too bad. Pay for the loss.
Ding Yi learned some specific information from them, on which floor the "Chief Suite" in the "Li Ahua Super Restaurant" is, and other specific information about Xie Wei. It is said that Xie Wei and the woman went out at noon today, and they have not returned to the hotel yet. Because Ade and Xiao'an considered the cost, they did not require the detective company to carry out a 24-hour tracking system, so they don't know where they went, but it was guessed that they should go shopping again.
Ding Yi frowned and made up his mind.
"You keep the boot state at any time and wait for my notice. Maybe today, there will be a big action. The action code name is called:..." Ding Yi thought for a long time and didn't figure out what the action code should be called. Suddenly, he thought that since he didn't come up with the action code name, that's it, so he said, "The action code is It's called 'unexpected', and our action this time is called 'unexpected'. This 'unexpected' action is very important. You should be prepared to raise soldiers for a thousand days.
"I guarantee to complete the task!" Ade and Xiao'an answered magnificently.
Although such a just answer should be the answer of the underground party or the comrades of the People's Liberation Army, Ade and Xiao An, as two little hooligans under the new hooligan Ding Yi, seem to tarnish the sanctity of this answer, because the sentence "guarantee the completion of the task" has not been made by the underground party organization or the People's Liberation Army registrar. Bid or apply for a patent, so Ade and Xiao An's answer like this is not illegal. Although it is unruly, it is legal. Considering that there are many unruly but legal things, in Shanghai Mandarin, it is: "Don't be too much", so in order to be closer to reality, we also arrange an unruly but legal thing here. Appearing, Ade and Xiao Anyi answered sternly, "I promise to complete the task". In addition to being close to life, they also describe their eagerness to repay Ding Yi after receiving Ding Yi's reward. It is also a flying stroke, which is a good hand.
"Ah?! The audience below was hit in the head by a flying pen, causing his head to be poked by the tip of the pen, and the blood flowed endlessly? The author was stunned by this breaking news. He thought that flying around could also cause life danger and make people bleed. It seems that it is also a control weapon. It must be well controlled. It must not let this pen fly around and fly to people's heads. The tip of the pen is so sharp that it pierces the head. It is still a small matter. It pierced people's eyes, didn't it make the society have another disabled person? So it seems that this pen also needs to be controlled, especially those who use the pen. If they don't control it properly, let their pens fly around, just like Xiao Li Feidao, doesn't it increase social instability?
In order not to cause potential harm to the audience, the author has repeatedly changed the pen of flying into a divine pen. It can be seen that the author is indeed a person with great sense of social responsibility.
Ding Yi hung up the phone and thought about it. He got on the elevator, went downstairs, went out of the hotel gate, and wandered along the street outside the door. After about ten minutes, he pretended to be a person who came in from outside to find someone, and then returned to the hotel desk and asked the receptionist, "Please take a look for me. I live in 2 Is the name of the guest of the 'Chief Suite' on the second floor Xie Wei?
The waiter clicked the mouse a few times, checked the records in the computer, nodded and said, "Yes."
"Oh, that's right." Ding Yi also nodded and said, "She made an appointment with me to meet here today, but my mobile phone is out of power. Her mobile phone number is stored in my mobile phone, so I can't see her number. Could you please call her room for me? If she is in the hotel, I will go up and find her. If she is not here, I will find another way.
"OK, hair problem, this is our work, it's so small, it's wet, it's drizzling, I'll call you right away." The waiter answered sweetly.
Ding Yi was inexplicable. He took another look at the banner at the front desk, which said, "The Cantonese delicacy is really good in Guangdong." He immediately understood why the waiter said so.
It turned out that it coincided with the "Guangdong Food Month" held by Li Ahua Super Restaurant. In order to let the guests feel that they have arrived in Guangdong and let everyone have a live atmosphere, the waiter talked about Cantonese Mandarin as a value-added service of "Guangdong Food Month".
She picked up the phone, pulled out a few numbers, put the receiver in her ear, listened for a long time, and then smiled at Ding Yi apologetically and said, "It's bad. She's not here. I can help you. You can find another way."
"Oh, then I'll figure it out by myself. Borrow it a lot and be obedient." Ding Yi replied. Fortunately, when Ding Yi was studying at the prison university, he met several Cantonese people. He would say the Cantonese version of "Thank you", so he used "Borrow more, cover well" here and did not lose face, which shows that he is still very much of the world. At least it makes people think that he has seen a lot of Cantonese discs and knows the Cantonese version of thank you. How to express thank you is quite awesome.
Ding Yi got the conclusion that "Xie Wei hasn't come back yet" from the waiter's Cantonese version of Mandarin, and he knew it.
How to arrange the next step?
As he walked outside the hotel door at a speed of 2.4km/h, he thought rapidly at a speed of 240km/h. His thinking speed is 100 times that of his pace, which fully shows that he is a giant in thought and a dwarf in action.
However, this does not hinder his identity as the hero, so he is still performing his hero duties conscientiously and continues to think about it.
Is it waiting for the rabbit at the door of the hotel? Do you want to make a plan after Xie Wei comes back with her female friend? Or take the initiative to attack and annihilate the enemy outside the country?
In fact, Ding Yi really wanted to replace the word "annihilation" of the enemy with the homophone word next to the female character, but after thinking about it over and over again, he knew that he was the hero of the idol school, and he still needed to be more reserved, so he gave up this idea.
Whether it's waiting for the rabbit or taking the initiative to attack, you still have to see Xie Wei in the end. After seeing her, how should you operate? It is also difficult to think about how to reveal the secret behind the scenes from her mouth.
How will she react when she sees her? Surprise, fear or guilt? Or will you laugh three times and then become Shenzhou No. 7 and go to the sky? In short, everything is possible until you see her. Even after seeing herself, she transformed in an instant and immediately turned into an iron-armed Astro Boy singing "100,000 horsepower, seven divine powers, naked Astro Boy" and it was also possible to fly to the sky.
Because the author's work has now been a little imaginative, it is now difficult for Ding Yi to grasp the author's pulse. If this book is written, it suddenly becomes a fantasy fantasy novel, and Ding Yi is not surprised.
But as long as you don't write him to death all of a sudden, don't let him fall into deep trouble, don't let him lose his identity as the hero, so that he can continue to have no worries about food and clothing, and continue to live his sexual life. Ding Yi doesn't care what the form of this novel is. Whether it's science fiction or martial arts novels, love novels, officialdom novels, and ghost novels can also be considered. Even popular science books have nothing to do with it. In short, it doesn't matter.
In order to better integrate into the atmosphere of "Guangdong Food Month", Ding Yi deliberately said "it doesn't matter" as "mao relationship" and "casual" as "defecal", so that his words have a more local flavor of Cantonese, which is also very much in line with the plot setting of this book, with a sense of ownership. But he did not consider that if there were sanitation workers in the audience and heard him say "defeces", he might immediately find a broom and take the initiative to clean the hanging poop. In this way, there will be the consequences of the audience's laughter.