Chapter 242 The Mosaic Level of the Author

While watching the video, he kept thinking that if he could see Liu Yong's piston rod, what was his first reaction? It was an extreme reaction: "My God! It's a fucking toothpick!" Another extreme reaction: "Wow! How-big-it-is! How–tall-it-is! How–black-it-is! How-like-a donkey it-is!" Or it's a kind of plainness that is the real reaction: "Alas, it's just that. It's about everyone, and it's almost the same as Wang Xiaoer next door." In a word, because Liu Yong's piston rod could not be seen in the video before, Ding Yi was very curious about the shape, diameter, length, color, flexibility, durability and material of the piston rod. Now that the angle is suitable, he naturally wants to have a look.

In addition to Liu Yong's piston rod, Ding Yi naturally wants to look at the heroine's piston rod. Although the heroine is an employee of his company, he is ready to do whatever he wants. It is something that is readily available. It should not be so full of curiosity, but human nature is: no-get thing is- The-best thing translated into Chinese is "what can't get is the best thing". Although Ding Yi can get it at any time, he hasn't got it yet, so it's good for the time being, so Ding Yi is also full of curiosity about her. At this time, when Liu Yong turns around, Ding Yi can immediately The answer to the above question is "clear and clear - true, oh cut".

Sure enough, Liu Yong's movements were the same as Ding Yi's conjecture. He turned around and half lay at the head of the bed. His important parts were immediately ** in front of Ding Yi. Due to his displacement from the camera, his fat buttocks that had been between the camera and the heroine's body also disappeared in front of the camera. At this time The heroine's body is also ** in front of Ding Yi.

"Damn it! See the fucking mosaic again!" Ding Yiqing couldn't help shouting in disappointment, but it turned out that in front of the important parts of Liu Yong and the heroine, he was puzzled and mosaics.

Naturally, Ding Yi's wish to see the true face of Lushan just now failed.

"I star, I rely on me!" Ding Yi cursed in disappointment. In addition to grief and indignation, he picked up his mobile phone and wanted to call Zhang Jianqiang to settle accounts with him: "Fuck, even the investigation video is mosaiced. Is there any realism? Does his mother not let the vast number of hungry young men who love natural science and advocate human art live?

Seeing that he was so impulsive, the author hurriedly stopped him and still used the long-lost "sound into the secret" magic power to tell him: " calm down, calm down! This is not a strong matter. In order to purify the reading environment and give the majority of readers a pure reading space, I put a mosaic on this video. Didn't you see it? The mosaic in the video is so cultural and artistic. Except for the author and me, who else can type it out at such a level?

Ding Yi took a closer look. Sure enough, in the TV picture, the mosaic covering the important parts of Liu Yong and the heroine seemed to be out of order, but after careful, he had some understanding. He felt that these mosaics were not only some impressionist style, but also some realist feeling, and some beastish taste. Tao is full of postmodernist humanistic care. The more you look at it, the more interesting it is. You can't help but respect it.

"It's really extraordinary and admirable that you can make the mosaic so stylish." Ding Yi said sincerely.

The author can't help but be a little complacent. He thinks that Ding Yi is still knowledgeable and has a certain literary level and artistic cultivation. He knows that the author's artistic skills are extraordinary. He can actually understand that the author's mosaics are so artistic, and he is further deepened by such an artistic mosaic. The impression makes him know that the author's skills are naturally even more in the same way.

"How do you feel after seeing such an artistic mosaic?" The author asked Ding Yi with a kind smile.

"I think," Ding Yi pondered for a while and said, "If only you could remove these mosaics so that I can see their bodies more clearly."

"Puff!" The author was caught off guard and consciously sprayed a mouthful of blood.

"It seems that writing a novel is also a dangerous thing." The onlookers whispered one after another.

The author's people are tired. He doesn't have time to pay attention to these gossips. He wants to educate Ding Yi a few words and make him have a little noble. However, he feels that he has been educated many times before, but he still keeps the "true self style". No matter how much he educates him, it seems that the final effect can only be the bull bomb. Guitar, playing the harmonica to the donkey, singing to the rooster - it's useless, so I shook my head and gave up the idea.

Ding Yi casually said his little wish. As soon as he finished speaking, he knew that he had lost his words. Since the author has made mosaics on their important parts, there is naturally the truth of the author. The author controls the overall situation and naturally has his overall view of the situation. If it is only based on his Ding Yi's words, Just remove all the mosaics. Isn't there no prestige of the leader at all? Therefore, my wish seemed to be an extravagant hope, so I immediately kept silent and had no choice but to continue to devote myself to his performance.

In the video, Liu Yong turned around and half lay half at the head of the bed. The heroine who served him next to him was also presented in front of Ding Yi. Although their important parts were made with artistic mosaics by the author, Ding Yi could still vaguely feel that the heroine's figure was still good and did not look good. Wrong, in terms of appearance alone, it can also score more than 80 points.

After Liu Yong half lay at the head of the bed, he lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and began to meditate.

The heroine accompanied him, helped him pinch his shoulder for a while, pressed him along his thigh for a while, and said, "Brother, I'll pour a cup of tea for you."

Liu Yong half closed his eyes and nodded, "Uh-huh" and agreed.

The heroine came down from **. As she moved, the mosaic on the screen also followed her important parts like a shadow. In the process of her movement, the important parts of her body were not exposed at all.

"I admire, I admire." Ding Yi gritted his teeth and praised the author's mosaic technology. He knew that the author often practiced the mosaic technology for the purity of the book. The so-called fists do not leave his hands and songs. Now the author's mosaic technology is perfect. He can do whatever he wants. If you want to see a clue in the mosaic played by the author, it is more difficult than "Shu Dao is difficult to go to the blue sky". There is basically no hope, so Ding Yi, in disappointment, can only gritted his teeth and praise the author's mosaic technology. In addition, there is no other way.

The heroine put on her clothes, first the upper body, then the lower body, and finally the outside. As soon as she dressed neatly, the mosaic at the front end of her body immediately disappeared. This mosaic disappeared so well. From another side, it shows that the author's mosaic technology is known as the world's first-class technology. If the author is modest and humble, the most modest is also to say that his mosaic technology is "ordinary, the third in the world". If the author is big People humbly said, "Generally, the fourth in the world." First of all, this sentence does not rhyme. The second is that it seems to be too modest. The proletariat all over the world knows that if the author's mosaic technology can't be shortlisted for the top three in the world, then whose mosaic technology can rank in the top three in the world? Naturally, all the audience will have a strong skepticism about this unfair ranking, and then doubt the fairness of the world. A little deeper and deeper will affect the people's world outlook and methods/theory, and then there will be an incorrect way of dealing with people, which will lead to the collective regression of the world for 300 years. This consequence It's too serious. The author can't afford it, so he can only modestly say "generally, the third in the world", and then add: "World first and second in the world, temporarily vacant", so as to truthfully reflect the real mosaic level of the author.