Chapter 244 Liu Yong's Size

Liu Yong raised his neck and took a sip of the "burning big knife" brand Lao Bai. Because he wanted to show his loyalty to the author, he drank too much wine, which made him choke unexpectedly, so he coughed violently. He coughed for a long time and almost coughed up tears.

Xiaohong helped him beat his back and stroked Liu Yong's back, which made him much better. Seeing that he didn't cough, he smiled and said, "Don't be in a hurry. Drink slowly. Don't be in a hurry to drink." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly took out another bottle of foreign wine like magic and said, "In addition to white wine, don't you still like foreign wine very much? In particular, this 'Big Goat' brand sheep wine is more than your favorite, right?

Liu Yong frowned, hesitated for a moment, weighed for a long time, and finally made up his mind and said some lines such as "'Big Goat' brand sheep wine is really good. Hello, I'm good, she is also good, and Lao Wang next door is also very good." After saying heroic words, he drank the foreign wine in this cup again.

When he finished drinking, Xiao Hong took out another magnifying glass with a black handle. The instant big magnifying glass is increased by three to five times. There is no need to take medicine, no surgery, and no sequelae. It is the best tool for you to improve your self-confidence. It is energy-saving and environmentally friendly, and won the best imagination award for product application this year. Now please demonstrate how the 'Imada' brand magnifying glass can instantly improve your self-confidence. "

After drinking green tea, red tea, "big knife" brand old white dry, "big goat" brand sheep wine one after another, Liu Yong has been tortured to look pale. His stomach is upside down, and his heart is full of ups and downs. He said that if the author arranges himself to advertise what kind of drinks and drinks, he will fight for the old. Life should also be in the spirit of being willing to pull the emperor down and insist on not drinking anything. However, when Xiaohong takes out a magnifying glass, she wants to demonstrate how to improve her self-confidence through this magnifying glass. She doesn't need to drink anything anymore. She is relieved first, but if she improves herself through this magnifying glass. Xin, it is bound to present your important parts to the audience, and your privacy will be exposed at a heavy price. How should you meet people in the future? So I hesitated again.

"This...this...we still have to take care of the psychology of the audience from all walks of life. If... there are some inappropriate scenes in this book, it is bound to have a negative impact on this book. Therefore, shall we... not do this advertisement for the magnifying glass for the time being?" Liu Yong said.

"Don't worry." Xiaohong smiled and said, "You know the author's mosaic level. For the purity of this book, as long as it is **, he will naturally hit the mosaic immediately, so your worry is superfluous and unnecessary."

Liu Yong thought about it, combined with what the author did before, and his heart was reasonable. He knew that the author was a brilliant person, and naturally he would not present his important parts to the audience, so it didn't matter if he made an advertisement for the magnifying glass.

In addition, he just drank green tea, red tea, "big knife brand old white dry" and "big goat brand sheep wine", which is an unrestrained person. Under the comprehensive effect of various drinks, he has become more unrestrained, so he took the "imtant big" magnifying glass in Xiao Hong's hand and looked at it. Next, facing the camera, he said slowly with the strong baritone tone of Animal World: "The magnifying glass of 'Immediately' instantly increases by three and five times, and immediately increases self-confidence. If you don't believe it, please see--"

After saying that, he stood up and pulled down his equilateral triangle trousers like lightning like a whirlwind, holding a magnifying glass in his hand, and carefully looking at his lower body.

Curious Ding Yi was about to open his eyes and take a detailed look at the shape, size, color and material of Hua Liu Liu's organ, but at the moment when he opened it wide, he suddenly thought of Xiao Hong's lines just now and knew that the author's mosaic technology was perfect, and the author's sense of social responsibility was even more It can't be added. After Liu Yong pulled down his equilateral triangular trousers, he directly faced the camera. It must be the right mosaic. What attracted the watchers was not seen at all. The action of opening his eyes was also a waste of expression, so he decided to immediately stop the action of opening his eyes.

"Sure enough, as expected, I saw the mosaic again." Ding Yi looked at the screen contemptuously, curled his lips disdainfully, and was proud of his uncertain prophet.

But his eyes suddenly widened in an instant, and they were not as big as usual.

This is because although the mosaic was put on the screen, the mosaic was hit on Liu Yong's face. His face was completely shielded by the mosaic, but the magnifying glass in his hand and the contents enlarged by the magnifying glass were extremely clear.

And the lens is slowly tightened, giving a clear and unusual close-up of the enlarged content of the magnifying glass.

"Damn!" Ding Yi gave a "right" and looked carefully at the enlarged content of the magnifying glass in the camera. He couldn't help exclaiming in disbelief: "See the toothpick again!"

It turned out that Liu Yong was enlarged three to five times by a magnifying glass. Its size is neither "how-big-it-is" nor "how-tall-it-is" nor "how-like-a donkey it-is", but "toothpick, which is so fucking pure. Toothpick! If the brackets are fake, change the brackets!" After being enlarged by three and five times, it still looks like a toothpick. Although it is a larger toothpick after being enlarged, its enlarged image still belongs to the category of toothpicks and has not reached the level of small-caliber nails.

Although it is immoral that "one's own happiness is based on the misfortunes of others", the cruel social reality still made Ding Yi smile, and Ding Yi couldn't help but be proud.

"A handsome and talented young man like me can be said to be the best in the world. How can this height be easily reached by the lay people in the world? Just now, I saw that Liu Yong fought bravely and had strong endurance. He thought he was also proud of his size, but it turned out to be a 'toothpick, which is a fucking pure toothpick! If the brackets are fake, change the brackets!' This size is really pitiful.

But as the old saying goes: poor people must be hateful. Ding Yi only knew that Liu Yong was an important member who framed him. He was hateful and didn't know where his pitiful place was. After watching this video, Ding Yi understood that the sentence "hateful people must have pitiful things" was also valid.

Regardless of whether Liu Yong is pitiful or hateful, after watching this video, Ding Yi had a big question in his heart, but he thought about it over and over again, hesitating, for fear of offending the author, so he didn't know whether this question was right or not.

"Tell." The author clearly saw Ding Yi's abnormality and generously gave him the right to express his doubts.

"Oh, that's it..." Ding Yi paused for a moment, specified the author's psychology in his heart, and finally crossed his heart. Then he said, "I remember that the author is very elegant. As soon as there is an inappropriate shot, you must mosaic to avoid the audience from being adversely affected, so you The mosaic technology is perfect. But I don't know why you forgot to mosaic in today's camera?"

"This..." The author didn't expect Ding Yi to ask such a sharp question. For a moment, he was speechless and anxious, and said, "I have typed the mosaic. Don't you see it? He hit him in the face. It's not bad. Why did you say that I forgot to hit it?

"But... but the mosaic should not hit him in the face, but on his... object similar to a toothpick." Ding Yi said gently responsibly.

The author's heart is that Ding Yi, a child, has been in a business for such a long time. He has run a "absolutely sexless/ety, it's really not fake" Co., Ltd., but he doesn't even understand this little truth. It can be seen that he still needs to be experienced.

In fact, this principle is very clear and simple. Ding Yi may be constrained by the author's usual high style and brightness. He habitually believes that the author will always be high and brightness, but he forgets that the author now wants to advertise the "Imadasu" brand magnifying glass. Since he has charged the manufacturer's advertising fee, how can he not do it for the manufacturer? The truth of the matter?

Otherwise, the manufacturer will sue the author for breaking the contract. Isn't the author going to leave without eating?

Although the fact is very cruel, after a magnification of three to five times, Liu Yong's object still looks like a toothpick. The same fact is placed on others. For him, the effect of increasing self-confidence is limited, or even nothing. What's more, it will play a negative role, making some wisdom with toothpick size level. Looking at the essence through the phenomenon, it is found that after three and five times magnification, its shape is still the size of a toothpick. If the real image is restored, its original face is only one-third of the size of a toothpick, which will only make people feel inferior, but for Liu Yong, who is infinitely confident, this is not a problem. : The original size of the toothpick has made him full of confidence. Of course, it will make him more confident by enlarging the size that makes him confident.

Therefore, the effect of "the 'immediate big' magnifying glass instantly increases by three and five times, and immediately increases self-confidence" is not the author's nonsense, but has a factual basis. Although this factual basis is extremely niche, almost limited to Liu Yong personally, but it is ultimately a factual basis. Facts are better than eloquence. Therefore, this "immediate big" brand magnifying glass, of course, has the effect of increasing self-confidence immediately. Since it is effective, it is a good product. Since it is a good product, it is worth recommending. Since it is worth recommending, then It is necessary to make a recommendation in an appropriate way. Since it is necessary to make a recommendation in an appropriate way, it is possible to sacrifice the privacy of some people as a price. Since there is always someone to sacrifice, let my characters sacrifice.