Chapter 263 Hundreds of families talk about phlegm

"What exactly does it taste like?" Seeing that he had not revealed the final answer for a long time, Ding Yi was more curious, so he asked again.

"Its inner taste is: the fragrance of fragrant food, the mellow taste of wine, the smell of hairy crabs on the table, the tobacco smell of cigarettes, the body fragrance of beautiful women, the light perfume on the body of beautiful women, the smell of sea breeze for vacation and leisure at the seaside. As long as you want to smell something wonderful, you can smell. What a taste. Its feeling is extremely wonderful. It can only be conceived and can't be said. As long as you can smell it, it is definitely more exciting than taking drugs. There is a good feeling of floating immortality, dying, rebirth from death, endless life, Western bliss, and happy. How can the word 'cool'? Ji Maoxin described it.

"Can you really smell so much?" Ding Yi took out a piece of money from his wallet, put it on his nose, closed his eyes, and smelled it hard, but only smelled a simple smell of money. The many smells described by Ji Maoxin did not smell.

Ji Mao said: "It is not possible to smell the inner taste of money overnight. In addition to the nose, you should also truly realize the benefits of money and have a deep affection for money. The deeper the feeling is, the easier it is to smell its inner smell. In addition, there is a difference between the taste of one piece of money in front of you and one hundred, one thousand pieces of money and ten thousand pieces of money in front of you.

"Oh?" Ding Yi did not smell the inner smell of money mentioned by Ji Maoxin. He knew that he did not have enough skills. In addition, he may not have a deep affection for money, so he could not smell it. However, after listening to Ji Maoxin talking about the topic of "the taste of money", he had never experienced it. Listening to it, he could gain knowledge and listened to Ji Maoxin speak vividly. I also found it interesting and hoped that he would continue talking, so he asked, "If you only put a piece of money in front of you, won't you smell food, cigarettes and beautiful women?" Is it because you can smell these smells the more money you have?

Ding Yi is a studious person, so he has the spirit of breaking the casserole to the end. Besides, the current atmosphere is to advocate learning and create a learning society. His studious attitude is also keeping up with the trend of the times, so it is worth advocating.

Although Ding Yi doesn't watch much TV, he also knows that there are many such programs on TV. I heard that a national agricultural TV station called "Zong Yang TV Station" has also opened a special column called "Hundreds Talk about Phlegm", calling on more than 100 farmers to discuss the topic of "phlegm" together, from Speaking of the harm of phlegm, it can be traced back to the history of phlegm and the development of phlegm, the future trend of phlegm, the regional nature of phlegm, the mental health of spitting people, and why the six words "do not spit anywhere" are only written in Chinese and other issues have been professionally discussed, because more than 100 farmers have discussed "sputum" together. The topic, so the name of the program is clear. It is directly called "Hundreds Talk about Phlegm". One hundred farmers continue to talk about it one by one, and there are at least 100 episodes per episode, so the scale is huge, and it is said that it is still a lively column.

Ding Yi thought that since the topic of "sputum" that can not mention chopsticks can be talked about more than 100 episodes on TV, I specially discussed the topic of "the taste of money" with Ji Maoxin, which is not a low-level interest and extremely boring. At least it plays a reference role in how to treat olfactory failure in the medical community. With great confidence, he asked Ji Maoxin about the further in-depth topic of "If you don't have enough money, can you smell the smell of food, cigarettes and perfume on beautiful women."

"No, I can still smell it." Ji Maoxin denied it.

"Didn't you say that there is a difference between the taste of more money and less money?" Ding Yidao.

"Of course there is a difference."

"What's the difference?"

"The difference is:" Ji Mao said: "If you are only given one piece of money for you to smell, the smell of food you smell is the smell of steamed buns, pancakes and deep-fried dough sticks on the street stalls. The smell of cigarettes is the smell of hand-rolled tobacco leaves without a filter, the smell of wine is the smell of bulk liquor, and the smell of perfume is cheap. The smell of snow cream.

"What about a hundred pieces of money? What's the taste?" Ding Yi understood a little. He knew that the less money he gave, the lower the smell would be. He wanted to know what a hundred pieces of money would smell like.

"A hundred pieces of money smell, that's another taste." Qian Yiduo, Ji Maoxin's expression was immediately enriched, and his tone and expression were much more invested than just now, making people feel immersive: "The food is the taste of high-end steak in a French restaurant, the smell of cigarettes is the smell of Havana cigars in Cuba, the smell of wine is the smell of wine for 50 years, and the fragrance of beautiful women is even more fascinating. , you can't extricate yourself from it, but you can only say that it's unspeakable. Ji Mao believes.

"What about a thousand pieces of money?" Ding Yidao.

"I haven't smelled a thousand pieces of money up close." Ji Maoxin said regretfully, "But I know that it must smell much better than a hundred coins."

So that's it. Ding Yi has never heard such a theory. Hearing what he said, I think it's very novel, but he still has a question.

"But even if you can smell the money, you only smell it with your nose, how can you know the specific amount of money?" Ding Yi asked, "Do you measure the amount of money according to the level of fragrance they emit?" The higher the level of fragrance, of course, the more money they have. You can smell Havana cigars, which is naturally much more than you can smell hand-rolled cigarettes, but can you judge their specific amount according to the level of taste? Is it so accurate?"

"No, it's not based on the grade of taste to judge their specific amount." Ji Mao believes.

"How did that happen?" Ding Yi asked.

"It's also very simple." Ji Maoxin explained, "If I make a point, you will understand. I ask you, is it a flower, or is a bouquet of flowers more fragrant?

"Of course, a bouquet of flowers is more fragrant." Ding Yi replied.

"Yes." Ji Maoxin agreed, "Of course, a bouquet of flowers is more fragrant than a flower, because a bouquet of flowers is more than a flower, and naturally their fragrance is heavier. This is the same as the power of many people. For example, it's like a room of people farting at the same time, which is much worse than a person secretly farting. In the same way, the fragrance of a piece of money is much lighter than that of a dollar of money. The unit of height is centimeters and the unit of weight is kilograms. Do you know what the unit of smell is? Let me tell you: the unit of taste is 'smell'. The smell of one piece of money is one smell, and the smell of two pieces of money is two smells. So, what is the smell of three pieces of money?

"Of course, it's three smells." Ding Yi's primary school mathematics was good, and his basic skills were solid, so he immediately reacted: one by one is equal to one, two by one is equal to two, and three by one by one is naturally equal to three, so he said the standard answer.

"Yes." Ji Maoxin added: "The more money you have, the more expensive their inner fragrance will be. This is to smell money from the perceptual understanding. If you want to accurately smell how much money is, you must smell them rationally, and accurately use the 'sniff' unit of measurement to smell it scientifically. Fifty pieces of money is fifty smells, and a hundred pieces of money are a hundred smells. I can smell how much the money is with my nose. If the denomination of these money is a certain amount, isn't it clear what the specific amount of this money is?