Chapter 266 A wave is more than a wave

"Apart from the name implies, this certainly exists to boost our morale." Ji Mao said, "There is only one member of this group, that is, Xiaoli, Detective Liu's former mistress, cashier and office director. The task of her group is to say to all our investigators every day: 'Believe in yourself, you are the best, yeah! It's really the best!' Use these slogans to boost our morale. It's that simple."

Ding Yi shook his head and said contemptuously, "It's really retarded that even the investigation company engages in these useless formalisms. It seems that Liu Yong is also the third pig in the new era. Is this set of things useful?

Ding Yi forgot his "absolute sex/eousness, it's really not fake" nightclub. The recently summarized set of pick-up procedures is basically for the process of the process and standardization. Although the form seems to be much more formal than other nightclubs, it is not practical at all. In the final analysis, it is also standard formalism. He scoffed at the "motivated morale group" set up by Liu Yong, thinking that it was standard formalism, but he did not have the spirit of self-criticism. He did not dare to dissect himself, turned a blind eye to his own formalism, and whipped other people's formalism. Obviously, it was a crime. The mistake of flashlightism: only illuminate others but can't shine on yourself; at the same time, it also makes the mistake of magnifying glassism: infinitely amplifying the mistakes of others. Just because of Liu Yong's formalism, Ding Yi went online and defined him as the pig head three in the new era; Ding Yi also made the mistake of selective blindness: seeing other people's formal master. Yi, his eyes were bright. When he saw his formalism, he was immediately blind. His blindness was selective, so he made the mistake of selective blindness.

"Of course it's useless." Ji Maoxin agreed: "It's all formalism. However, in order to make the action look formal and scientific, the organization is clear, and the personnel are in place, so such a group is set up. This group did not come into contact with the core secrets. They just shouted slogans. The technical content was very low, so Liu Yong taught Xiaoli how to shout slogans. There are several words in the lines of the slogan. Do you want to add punctuation marks to the slogan? How high decibels should be shouted when shouting slogans? What kind of smile should you show while shouting? When you laugh, you should show After telling her the details of a few teeth in detail, she left the field as required.

"After the 'boosting' group, what group is it?" When Ji Maoxin talked about the order of leaving at the meeting, Ding Yi was thinking about whether his actions were just. Ji Maoxin's words were not fully heard by Ding Yi, so Ding Yi asked another question that Ji Maoxin had said before.

"After that is the logistics team." Ji Mao said, "This is the team that provides us with logistics services. Their task is to serve our field staff, such as helping us make boxed lunches, shoes, combing hair, massage, phone card recharge, helping the field staff solve it with their hands when they are horny, and so on.

"I didn't expect that the investigation company would have such benefits." Ding Yixin said, "It seems that Liu Yong's employee welfare policy is still good, and it can actually take into account the sex/life of field personnel. Although it is only for the logistics personnel to help them solve it with their hands, the professional term is to help them fight/fly/machine. Although this solution is not very in place, it finally takes this party into account. It can also talk about the sexual hunger and thirst of field personnel. In this way, Liu Yong does not seem to be a complete pig head. He is still a leader who understands the psychology of employees and thinks about employees. The mobility of the employees under him should not be too high, and the job-hopping rate should be very low.

"However, perhaps the logistics staff of the logistics team are not all young and beautiful women, but old women, which is not very attractive to men, so even if they solve it with their hands for the field personnel, the field personnel may not think it is welfare. It's useless. It's better than nothing. Ding Yi thought about it and felt that there was such a possibility, so he asked, "What is the average age of the logistics personnel in the logistics team?" Are they middle-aged women?

"There is only one person in the logistics team, so it's not the average age." Ji Mao said, "He is an old man who cooks the door and cleans the toilet for us. He is about 60 years old."

"Ah?!" Ji Maoxin's answer surprised Ding Yi and was so surprised that he could hardly fit his mouth: "Liu Yong asked an old man to help your field personnel solve sexual/life problems? Do you have a lot of women in the field?

"None of the field staff is a woman, and they are all fake old men." Ji Mao believes.

"A bunch of old men? Liu Yong asked an old man in his 60s to help you solve your sex/life problems with his hands? Ding Yi was almost disgusted and said, "It's thanks to Liu Yong that he came up with such a perverted idea. I really doubt his nationality. Did he come from an island country in the east of our country? It's incredible. Did you ask this old man to help you solve it?

"Of course not." Ji Maoxin said awe-inspiringly, "The old man's hands are full of callus, very rough and not soft at all. If he is really let him solve it, not to mention the pleasure, it's just like a knife, which wears our little brother. Therefore, instead of letting him help us solve it, it's better for us to solve it by ourselves. We can solve it by ourselves. Although there is nothing new in terms of personal experience, we should at least respond to the sentence 'Our own happiness should be created by our own hands', right? If we ask the old man to help us solve the problem, after solving it, we will have to buy additional Band-aids for our little brother. In order to avoid infection, we may have to break the needles for colds, and may even purchase a large number of hemostatic drugs, which increases our burden and many additional risks. So this is just a whimsical so-called welfare policy proposed by Liu Yong, which is not feasible. In fact, no one asked the old man to help him solve it.

"It's okay," Ding Yi took a long breath and said, "It's good that the people in your institute are not all perverts to the end. If someone really let this old man help him solve it, I really want to look at the 'catching adultery in bed' office with new eyes. I can think of such a perverted idea. It's really a brain with shit and urine in the cerebellum. Did Liu Yong have an acute meningitis attack at that time? Or is he always a pervert?

"He is not a perverted person, nor is he an acute meningitis attack." Ji Maoxin explained, "In fact, he also knows in his heart that this proposal will not be implemented, but he still mentioned it like this. Naturally, he has his consideration."

"Oh? What are your considerations?" Ding Yi said curiously.

"According to my analysis, his main considerations are as follows." Ji Mao believed: " First, he also knows that his relationship with Xiaoli is well known in the institute. Although he is the director and the biggest leader, he also needs to consider the influence of the masses. In order to ease the relationship between cadres and the masses, he put forward such a welfare policy. The meaning he wants to express is: 'Since I am good If you can have sex/life in the institute, then your employees can also have sex/life. Although the objects of sex/life are different, one is male and one is female, and the form is different. One is using sex/organ, one is using hands, and the degree of disclosure is different. The other is private and the other is advocated by the institute, but its essence is the same. They all belong to the category of sex/life. They are all for the purpose of achieving pleasure. They are all done in the form of not wearing trousers. After that, you have to take paper to scratch them. There are so many similarities. Basically, they can be classified into one category. That is to say, the director has sex/life, and your employees also have sex/life, which shows that In our institute, cadres and the masses are equal. There is no class or class in the institute, only the director and employees who work wholeheartedly for the development and growth of the firm.

"It turned out that he wanted to create an equal impression for all employees to buy people's hearts. His method of buying people's hearts seems to be able to compete with Liu Huangshu's son in the Three Kingdoms era. However, Liu Huangshu sacrificed his son's IQ in the future life, while Liu Yong sacrificed the temporary peace of the old man's right hand. What is more important is really a world of difference. In terms of cost performance, Liu Huangshu It's hard to see Liu Yong's back. Although they are all surnamed Liu, why is there such a big difference between people? It's true that the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes forward, and one wave is more than another. Ding Yi was amazed in his heart.

"What about the second reason?" After admiring, Ding Yi also wanted to gain more, so he turned to the point and continued to ask.