Chapter 271 Cover the fart

"But in addition to the smells you said, I remember that you said earlier that he still had the smell of other people's hiccups. Tell me, how can he still have the mixed smell of other people's hiccups?" Ding Yi asked.

"This truth is very simple." Ji Maoxin explained: "In a cheap restaurant, people who eat burp when they are full, and fart when they are full. They are all real me. There are not many scruples. Unlike high-end hotels, hiccups and farts have special hiccup rooms and fart rooms, so there is no smell of hiccups and farts in the restaurants of high-end hotels. This Some smells are only available in the special hiccup room and farting room next to the restaurant, but even if there is, it is only a small time, because there are powerful exhaust fans in the hiccup room and fart room. As soon as the hiccups come out and the fart is released, it is immediately discharged by the powerful exhaust fan and arranged in the cheap restaurant next door, plus cheap rice. The restaurant has its own smell of hiccups and farts, so the air of cheap restaurants is full of the smell of hiccups and farts. Since Mr. Gao is full of the smell of cheap wine and vegetables and hiccups, the working environment he lives in, or his daily living environment, is naturally in a cheap restaurant or in a street stall. . "

"In a cheap restaurant or a street stall, in addition to the smell of rice, vegetables and hiccups, isn't there a smell of farting? Then you didn't say that he smelled fart just now. Why is that? Is it true that he doesn't smell like farting? If not, it's not exactly the same as the environment of the cheap restaurant you mentioned, right? At least he lacks the essential smell of farting in cheap restaurants. How can this explain this? Ding Yi asked Ji Maoxin a question that he still didn't quite understand.

"This is also a good explanation." Ji Mao said, "There is a nursery rhyme that says it well: 'The fart is the qi in the stomach. It swims around in the stomach and accidentally slips out. The people who let go are proud, and the people who hear it are depressed.' Therefore, the smell of farting usually makes the smeller unhappy. The nursery rhyme says 'the person who smells is depressed', which obviously does not grasp the psychological state of the smeller very accurately. Under normal circumstances, if it is a colorless and tasteless transparent fart, the person who smells it will smell it. It is neither complacent nor depressing, because he does not know that he has suffered a loss - eating fart, of course, it is a loss. Because the concealment of transparent fart is very strong, it is easy to deceive the broad masses of people, so people who smell farts are against transparent farts. The mood is not the same as usual; and if you smell the stinky carbon dioxide fart, or the oxygen fart known as the weapon of mass destruction, the person's mood is not very good. It's not depressed, or angry, or angry, or tears on the spot, covering their nose and running wildly. Anyway, I'm in a bad mood."

"Hail." Ding Yi said, "I don't know what carbon dioxide fart is, but how can an oxygen fart be a stinking weapons of mass destruction? Oxygen is colorless, tasteless and odorless. My teacher taught me when I was in school when I was a child.

Ding Yi forgot that carbon dioxide is also colorless, tasteless and odorless. This is because his basic skills were not solid enough when he studied when he was a child, so when he refuted Ji Maoxin, he could only refute the contradiction between his own knowledge and Ji Maoxin's words. It was not comprehensive and powerful enough to prove from one side. It's the correctness of the sentence "power".

But Ji Maoxin is obviously more knowledgeable than him, so he is also more powerful: "Ozone, have you heard of ozone? Oxygen is smelly, so it is called 'ozone'. Since oxygen itself is stinky, and generally speaking, most farts are also smelly, it is easy to understand that oxygen farts are even more smelly. One is smelly oxygen, the other is smelly fart, two smelly things are added together, of course, it is even more smelly, so oxygen farts are called large-scale Lethal weapons."

In Ding Yi's knowledge, he knows the word "ozone", but he does not know that "ozone" is "ozone" and "oxygen" is "oxygen", which are two different things. He believes that since the word "ozone" exists, then existence is reasonable, so oxygen is stinky. When two smelly things are combined, it is indeed more smelly, just like you are punched by others, which is very painful. If you get another punch, that is to say, if you are punched by someone else, of course, it is more painful. This is in addition to two smelly things. The reason why it stinks better together is the same.

So Ding Yi had to agree with Ji Maoxin's statement and agreed with Ji Maoxin's argument that oxygen fart is a weapon of mass destruction.

This example vividly illustrates: without knowledge leads to ignorance, and mistakes will be regarded as correct, which is the case of Ding Yi; this case also vividly illustrates: people with more knowledge are more powerful than people with less knowledge, and can interpret mistakes as correct. Ji Maoxin's situation is as This.

Ji Maoxin had the upper hand in the debate and was not complacent, because according to the above nursery rhyme, "The fart is complacent", Ji Maoxin did not fart during the debate, so he did not reach the state of complacency. Similarly, Ding Yi, who lost the debate, was not depressed, because this is what the nursery rhyme said. "It's dejected to smell fart." Since Ji Maoxin didn't release it, Ding Yi naturally didn't smell it without considering other extras, so he would not be depressed.

Ji Maoxin continued: "Smell the stinky fart, or the oxygen fart of the mass destruction weapon, which makes the person who smells the fart depressed. He feels that he has suffered a loss. After suffering a loss, of course, he has to find a way to cover it up. Everyone is a good face, right? Just like people with freckles on their faces will use 'fckle cream' to cover up freckles on their faces. People who have fox odor will apply 'fox fragrance' to cover up the smell of foxes in their armpits. People who have the smell of farts on their bodies should, of course, use 'cover fart powder' to cover their bodies to cover up the smell of farts. This Mr. Gao has no fart smell on his body, naturally because he used 'cover fart powder. "For the reason."

"Why does he only cover the smell of the fart, not other products to cover other smells on his body? For example, wouldn't it be good to cover all the fried radishes, stir-fried pickles, cold garlic head and hiccups on your body? In order to facilitate the understanding of the audience, Ding Yi had to continue to play the role of an a studious primary school student and asked various questions, leaving Ji Maoxin to answer them one by one.

"The fart taste is an indecent taste, so it should be covered. As for other stir-fried radishes, fried pickles, cold garlic heads, and hiccups, that is the taste of life. As people say, we should be close to life. No one says we should be close to the stinky fart, right? So the smell of fart should be covered, but the taste of life does not need to be covered. Ji Mao believes.

makes sense.

Ding Yi took out his notebook and recorded the gains he got from talking with Ji Maoxin today:

"Mr. Gao or Mr. Gao is swollen or has a swollen testicle or a lamb, hereinafter referred to as Mr. Gao, this person should be behind the scenes. He claims to be thin and tall. He is very thin, tall but not tall. He is a fake dwarf. Even less than 1.8 meters, wearing glasses, he is a man, or at least on the surface. To be precise, from the mouth of Ji Maoxin, Ji Maoxin thinks this person is a man, because he looks like a man at present, but in fact But there are a lot of women. If you don't believe it, please watch the draft competition broadcast by the TV station, so whether he is a real man needs to be verified in the future.

Ding Yi finished writing this paragraph, thought about it again, picked up the pen again, and wrote the next paragraph:

"Mr. Gao lives in the community of 'golden full of platinum full courtyard and platinum full of rooms/full of beds'. This is a slum. His worth should not reach 10 million yuan but more than five million yuan. He is indeed a poor man."