Chapter 281 Queuing up to pick up girls

Ding Yi drove his super donkey and saw Ali Tilimu Khan Minna, who was waiting for him at the entrance of the bar street. A large number of men had gathered around her. They were drooling in line and chatting with her in turn. The team was winding for several kilometers, and there was a very business-minded person next to issue number plates. The price of each number is different according to the ranking order. Naturally, the price at the top is higher, and the price at the bottom is lower.

"Miss, what's your last name?"

"Put it."

The man who talked to him followed the rules very well. As expected, he "pulled" according to the request of Alitirim Khan Erminna. He didn't look back and walked with great grace without taking away a cloud.

"Miss, are you Gui Geng?" The second man wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, swallowed the saliva from his mouth, calmed down, and then asked.

"Put it."

The second place also followed the rules. Although he was hit, he was still able to withstand it. He bowed his head and left silently.

"Miss, shall we go to happy?" The third man said so.

"Stay away, uncle, please go home and take a shower."

Ali Tirim Khan Minna said a few more words, which encouraged the third man who talked up.

"Are you willing to go happy with me after I go home and take a shower?"

"First of all, uncle, after you go home and take a shower, the stench on your body should have been reduced a lot, so the impact on the environment is naturally much less, and you have also made some contributions to the improvement of the cultural index of the bar street. You can come back and continue to queue up. Secondly... Well, there is no need to say to you at all. Secondly, even if you line up again and have a chance to ask me again, my answer to you is still only one word: 'pulling'."

Ali Tirim Khan Minna said.

"Is there anything wrong? I bought a good number and queued up for a long time. You just sent me away with the word 'pulling'. Is it so easy for us people to fool around? What about the scalper who sells tickets? Refund the money!"

I didn't expect that this uncle who didn't like to take a shower was not a good guy. When his requirements were not met, he actually made a fus and disturbed the normal order of exclusion, and the people behind him were in an uproar.

"If you 'talk', you 'talk'. What nonsense?"

"Hey, hey, your No. 3 has finished a sentence. Can you do it again? If you don't leave like this, what should we do on the 4th and 5th? One sign, one person can only say one sentence at a time. Please abide by the public order.

"If you don't go, we will collectively despise you..." someone later threatened like this.

This threat is very effective. It is collectively despised by the winding team for several kilometers. It is not a joke. Many people are powerful, and the power of its contempt is naturally great. Besides, there is a new development in the current technology of contempt. In the past, when we despised someone, it was just that everyone shouted "despise you, despise you, despise you, despise you" while holding both palms inward, with thumbs facing each other, and making "eight" gestures with both hands pointing down, even to the despised person. I despised it. Ding Yi and Xue Baochai were in the ballroom before. Ding Yi let out a scream and disturbed the social order. After that, they were so despised. But the current popular contempt technology is not only to make this gesture, but also spit on the despised person at the same time. If so many people spit on the despised person at the same time, it will be strange that the despised person will not be drowned by the phlegm. Therefore, when someone makes such a threat, the third uncle who doesn't like to take a bath immediately stops and walks away. It is.

"Little, miss, you, you, your mother, your surname?" I don't know whether the fourth person in the queue is a little nervous or naturally stattering. It's his turn to talk to him up. He blushed and stuttered such a sentence, which made everyone else in the queue laugh.

"Will you pick up girls? Didn't you study this course well in school? Someone in line said.

"You should ask 'your father' your last name, so that you can know what the girl's last name is, the children follow their father's last name, and her father's last name is what her last name is. If you ask this, there is more or less scientific basis, which can achieve the purpose of inquiring about her surname. Why do you ask her mother what your last name is? Are you interested in her mother? The boring onlooker said.

"Wrong." A comprehensive onlooker next to him said, "Why should children follow their father's surname? In case her father promotes democracy and makes her follow her mother's surname, it is also possible for this kind brother to ask her mother's surname. Maybe the girl will follow her mother's surname, so that the brother can know her mother's surname. Oh, I'm not swearing. By knowing her mother's surname, I heard the girl's surname and learned her surname. After that, you can know her name. After knowing what her last name is, you can develop further and finally reach the level of 'covering together'. This benevolent man asked a clumsy question, but there is a very profound mystery hidden in it, which has reached the skill of picking up girls at level nine. The so-called return to the truth, the great wisdom is stupid, the great ingenuity is clumsy, the big sound Xisheng, Dalian seafood, the big-headed baby, in short, it is very powerful. I think this brother is very hope to get into this girl.

However, his assertion was immediately ruthlessly smashed into tens of thousands of pieces by Alitilimu Khan Erminna's words. "It fell to the ground and was blown away by the wind without leaving a trace.

Alitilimu Khan Erminna's words were like this. She asked the person who asked her mother's surname: "May I ask your grandfather Gui Geng? Does your pet have a long life? Your grandma's hero!"

Because this person's unskilled accosted words were extended by the audience. Some people say that this person is interested in Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna's mother, some people say that this person can finally "cover with the quilt" with her, and some people are noisy and don't know what they are saying, but obviously it's nothing. Good words, these people who were queuing and onlookers commented without hesitation. It was all because of this person's untechnical pick-up words. Ali Tirim Khan Erminna was angry and annoyed and robbed him. The young lady lost her temper. The last sentence was already cursing.

"You, how do you know that my pet is the bear raised by my grandmother? I really don't know about it. My grandmother has been raising it for decades. I have to go home and ask about it. The man was shocked and his face turned pale with admiration. He said, "I didn't expect you to have the ability to calculate?"

Hearing what this man said, Ali Tilimu Khan Minna learned from his words that it seemed that his grandmother really had a bear. It seemed that it was really his pet. She accidentally said a sentence, which was very suitable for the actual situation of this person. She was angry and funny.

"Pull."

"That's for me to go. Are you leaving?" The man was a little disappointed: "I, I haven't finished yet. I have a small wish - when shall we go to see my grandmother's bear together?"

Seeing so many people waiting to talk to Ali Tirim Khan Erminna, if everyone chats up with Ali Tirim Han Er Ming Na, if there are not ten days and half a month, they will have to talk to the sky for two days. How can Ding Yi have time to spend with so many people? A quarter of the Spring Festival is worth thousands of gold, that is to say, a quarter of a minute spent by men and women is worth 1,000 taels of gold, then one minute is equivalent to 66.67 taels of gold (calculation process: 1,000 taels of gold / 15 minutes = 66.67 taels of gold/minute), that is, one minute is equivalent to 33333.33 grams of gold (calculation process: 6 6.67 two gold/minute * 50 grams/two = 3333.33 grams of gold), calculated according to the market value of 300 yuan/gram, one minute is equivalent to 1 million yuan (calculation process: 3333.33 grams of gold * 300 yuan/gram = 1 million yuan), even Ding Yi, a rich man, feels It is a great waste to be consumed by these boring people in this way. So he got out of the car, closed the door, came to Alirim Khanminna, took her hand and said, "Why are you still here?" I've been waiting for you for so long, why haven't you come yet?"

When Ali Tilimu Khan Minna saw Ding Yi coming, she smiled and said, "Why did you come here? I've been waiting for you for a long time, but I'm surrounded by so many boring people. It's really boring. Let's go and don't take them.

The people in line got up.

"If you leave like this, won't the number we bought from scalpers be invalid? How can you just leave?"

"I don't care about other people. At least I have to talk to them before I leave, or I won't be queuing for nothing?"

"Why do you say we are boring people? Yes, we were bored just now, so we had to queue up to talk to you. Even if we talked about it, we had to talk for short. But when you left, we didn't have to talk. Isn't it more boring? So you can't go."

"Ret refund!" Someone else coaxed for a refund.

Ali Tirim Khan Minna was anxious and annoyed and said, "What does it matter to me that you line up? I just stand here and wait for people, and I don't specialize in chatting with people here. How can I have the obligation to chat with you? If you like to be bored, you will be bored. If you like to chat, you can chat. If you like to chat, you can chat. If you like to be naked/chat, it's none of my business. I can leave if I want. Which one will stop me? Besides, it's not me who received the money. It's the scalper sent to your brand. If you want to refund the money, find the scalper who issued the brand to return it.

"Don't you know those scalpers who are branded?" A person next to him said, "Then why don't you stop them from issuing signs?" They use you to make profits. You are not their community of interests. How can you let them make money from you for no reason? There must be fraud in it.

Ding Yi also has this idea in his heart. Originally, he wanted to ask why Ali Tirim Khan Minna asked people to chat with people here. Now that someone asked on his behalf, there is no need to ask more questions. He just listen quietly next to him and listen to what Ali Tilim Khan Ermina said.

Alitilimu Khan Minna said, "I stood here, and I didn't provoke anyone. Someone came to chat with me. The more I surrounded them, the more. Finally, a group of people gathered around. I didn't want to care about you. I turned around and wanted to leave, but I thought that if I left, I couldn't wait for the person I had made an appointment with." She glance at Ding Yi and smiled, "so I can't leave here, so many people come to talk to me. You can't hear what you're talking about at all. It's messy and noisy. I can't turn around and leave, and I can't talk to you at the same time, so I have to take turns to talk one by one. There are just a few people who volunteered to maintain order, saying that they want to issue signs for everyone and take turns to talk according to the number of the signs. It coincides with my idea. Then I will acquiesce. As for the matter of collecting money from issuing the sign, It has nothing to do with me. I confiscated a penny from you. If you want to refund the money, you can find the person who received the money to return it.

So that's how it is.