Chapter 295 The happiness of the second half of life and the sexual happiness of the lower body

However, Alitilimu Khan Erminna has a precious thing in her hand, which can perfectly solve this problem, so that the difficult situation mentioned above can be solved easily. It's easy to get it, but she is hesitating and doesn't know whether she should take out this precious thing to solve this problem. What about it?

The paradoxical thing about Ali Tirim Khan Minna is that he took out this treasure. Although he can solve the contradictions mentioned above, when he got this treasure, he has assured the baby provider that he can't abuse the baby. He can only take it out and use it when it is very necessary, otherwise it will be thunderous. , hit a ghost when you go out, take a bath and be scalded to death, get on the bus/squeezed to death, watch movies and be killed by the stereo, walk on the road and be smashed to death by a flower pot thrown upstairs, eat and be scared to death by rats running around in the restaurant, speculating in stocks and be killed by stocks, and buy a house to be scared to death by house prices. In short, take out this baby when it's not necessary. If you use it, the consequences will be very serious and you will die ugly. Is it really a very necessary time now?

Besides, if you don't use this baby, you will still have the opportunity to enjoy Ding Yi alone, but if you use this baby, I'm afraid you can only share Ding Yi with others in this life. This decision will directly affect your happiness in the second half of your life and the sexual welfare of your lower body. It is of great importance. How to choose is indeed a difficult problem. Ali Tirim Khanminna was struggling.

In fact, the treasure in her hand is not a formed thing, not monetary funds, nor inventory, accounts receivable, nor amortized expenses, deferred assets, and not fixed assets, but a secret recipe, which belongs to intangible assets in accounting accounts. The potion made with this recipe will Produce magical magic.

As for what is the magic of this potion, you can use "Wei Xiaobao and his seven wives love each other and respect each other. They help each other and line up together to make soy sauce and occasionally do push-ups. Why does his wife do sit-ups when Wei Xiaobao does push-ups and he In order to save energy and reduce emissions, they don't wear clothes when doing sports. Their spirit of starting from ancient times is much more advanced than the spirit of the Copenhagen Conference. The answer is found in the book "Full Record of Trivia of Their Life".

It is recorded in detail in this book that the reason why Wei Xiaobao and the seven ladies are grateful and respect each other are helping each other to advance and retreat together to make soy sauce together. They have already reached this harmonious and beautiful situation hundreds of years in advance. There is no competition between the first wife and the second wife. The second wife and the third wife are jealous. The chaotic scene of the mother-in-law and the fourth wife, the fifth wife and the fifth wife fighting, the fifth wife and the sixth wife quarrel, the sixth wife and the seventh wife scold each other, and the chaotic scene of the seventh wife and the first wife fighting each other. This is not because their ancients have higher awareness than modern people, but for a reason: Wei Xiaobao's classmates's classmates' wives were also jealous of each other at first. The wolf smoke in the family was full of murder. As soon as Wei Xiaobao entered the house, it was like entering the battlefield. His seven wives quarreled and secretly all day long. In the battle between his seven wives, he beat the furniture and the chickens and dogs to the sky. It was extremely annoying. The so-called "angry out of poet, out of the inventor". Wei Xiaobao Under extreme irritability, the classmate had to devote himself to scientific research. Finally, he exclusively developed a secret recipe called "the whole family creates a better life together". After the success of the development, he specially set up a table of harmonious and happy wine for the whole family, so that seven wives participated, and secretly put this "the whole family harmoniously creates a better life" into the wine. The seven wives took it. After taking it, under the effect of the medicine, there was no jealousy of competing with each other and jealousy. Only by loving each other to maintain the harmonious life of the whole family can we make the life of Weifu happy.

The above facts are not recorded in detail in another biographical work about Wei Xiaobao, Deer Tripod. This is because the drug "the whole family creates a better life together" is an epoch-making invention, although it can solve family conflicts, especially effectively. The contradiction between polygamous families promotes social harmony, but it is like genetically modified food, but it violates the natural law of human social development. This drug effectively inhibits women's innate jealousy and is a betrayal of human nature. It is an unnatural synthetic drug. Although it is effective, it is not advocated.

There are many things that have a certain effect but are not promoted or even banned. For example, stimulants in the sports industry can effectively improve the performance of athletes, but they are banned because they cause certain harm to the bodies of athletes and there are unfair competition factors. For example, drugs, which can make users produce Incomparable euphoria is very effective in generating pleasure, but it is banned by most countries because it can cause serious damage to the body of the user. The "harmonious creation of a better life for the whole family" is also similar to them. Although it is extremely effective in solving family conflicts, it inhibits human nature. After taking the "family harmony to create a better life", people's seven emotions and six desires were artificially changed into six desires. The original seven emotions were "joy, anger, mourning, joy, love, evil, jealousy". The six desires were "eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, intention". Now there are only six emotions "joy, anger, sorrow, joy, love, evil" and six desires. Eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, intention, and the emotion of "jealousy" has been artificially eliminated. If people want to be eliminated, "people will not be human". It is really disrespectful to the work of God, which infringes the copyright of God, and the consequences are very serious. If God is angry, he said that I have created you with seven emotions and six desires. How dare you reduce your desire without consent? You don't pay attention to me. Simply, I will accept all your seven emotions and six desires. Wouldn't all human beings collectively braid at the same time? This situation is absolutely inevitable, so after the invention of the "harmonious creation of a better life for the whole family", it soon became a banned drug. The product is not allowed to be sold, and the secret recipe is not allowed to spread. In literary works, the product is also taboo and must not be mentioned in half a word. Otherwise, even books will become banned and cannot be sold. Over time. There are fewer and fewer people who know this great invention, and there are very few people who know it in modern times. Even the author of "The Deer Tripod" does not know it, so in "The Deer Tripod", there is no mention of "the whole family's harmony to create a better life".

Although "the whole family creates a better life together" is not mentioned in Wei Xiaobao's official history "Deer Tripod", it is described in detail in Wei Xiaobao's contemporary wild history book "Lu Ding prostitute" describing the life of a female top brothel worker surnamed Lu. The description and the detailed composition of the secret recipe are recorded, so the book has become a banned book. It has not been published by the Qing government, so it can only be passed down in the form of a manuscript. A sister in the same industry named Aci, when searching for old books, inadvertently got this work, so from this hand Buy one and get one free in the manuscript with the secret recipe of "harmonious creation of a better life for the whole family".

However, the author of "Lu Ding Shu" also knows that things that violate the laws of nature will be punished by God, so he also reminds in the postscript of the book that the secret recipe of "harmonious creation of a better life for the whole family" must not be used under normal circumstances, otherwise there will be a serious future. Fruit. Wei Xiaobao created the "harmonious creation of a better life for the whole family", which is the founder of the secret recipe. In the first few years, he was also happy and harmonious. He was strong, and his seven wives were all young and beautiful. ** enchanting. He was really envious of others. He lived a life of a rich family immortal in the sky, not The life of a poor fairy in heaven. But a few years later, Wei Xiaobao inexplicably did not lift it.

Of course, Wei Xiaobao's "not raising" does not mean that he does not raise his hand when speaking in class, but much more serious than the nature of not raising his hand. This "not lifting" situation has led to the breakdown of many families, which is the third reason for women to sue for divorce. The top two reasons are "the other party farts in the quilt" and "the other party washes his face with an ass and basin". The third item is "not lifting". It can be seen that the "not lifting" behavior is a very serious behavior. If you don't pay the grain when it's time to pay the grain, you will naturally be punished by the granary supervisor. If you don't pay it once, it's okay if you don't pay it every day, you don't pay it for a long time. Either the coroner has two minds, or the coron doesn't have the ability to hand over the grain. In this way, the granary supervisor asks for another coroner to hand over. I don't think there is no original coroner. By the way.