Chapter 325 It turns out that Mr. Gao's surname is Gou

"Handgrenade" asked the shopkeeper, "What's the atmosphere of queuing here?" Is there anyone who jumps the queue without social morality? Will you cheat for personal gain so that people you know don't have to wait in line to eat first? We are waiting here foolishly. In case someone is inserted, whether it is inserted from the back or from the front, in short, if it is inserted by someone else, isn't it unruly?

The shopkeeper didn't know that he was cheating on his own words. He hurriedly said, "Please rest assured, this guest officer. There is absolutely no act of jumping the queue here. Call people by the number. If there is no number, even if the Heavenly King Laozi comes, he will not be allowed to jump the queue. If you find that there is a jump in line, you can report it. If it is verified to be true, this stall will issue a gold medal of 'proven that you are definitely not a dog' to the informants, and the store service personnel who are favored and let people jump the queue will be immediately removed from the name. Think about it, who dares to let people insert such a severe punishment? Team?"

So it seems that this Gao has never jumped the queue. He neither jumped the queue nor queued up, there was no trace of him in the toilet, no trace of him at the dining table, no trace of him on the ceiling, and no trace of him in the cracks on the floor. Did he really go to the hotel behind him?

Do you want to go to the back accommodation to look for his trace?

But now it's time to pretend to eat, and then run to the accommodation in the back. Obviously, it will arouse the suspicion of the shopkeeper. The " mortar" came up with an idea. Suddenly, he thought of a detail of Mr. Gao's parking, and came up with an idea, so he asked the shopkeeper, "Can you provide free parking space when you eat here?" Can you stop at your door?"

"Yes." The second store said, "But at this time, there is no parking space at the door. If you want to park, you have to park on this street for three kilometers, then turn left and then walk five kilometers diagonally to the right for five kilometers. There is one of our parking lots, which can be parked for free."

When the "po ji pao" saw Mr. Gao parking, he parked in the parking space in front of the gate. His parking space seemed to have an automatic remote control lock, which stood there. Its position was much higher than the chassis of ordinary vehicles, which played a role in preventing other vehicles from stopping in. When Mr. Gao came, the automatic remote control lock fell down and fell to It was almost as flat as the ground, and there was no obstruction. Mr. Gao parked the car in conveniently. In this way, the parking space seems to be prepared for him. If it is an ordinary customer, it seems that they can't enjoy such treatment.

So the " mortar" said, "Then why can the 'Donkey' 3.0 be parked at your gate?" I just wanted to park the car. How many blocks did I go around to find the parking space? I saw an empty parking space at your door. I just wanted to stop, but I was stopped by the "Donkey" 3.0, which made me detour a lot.

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Even if it doesn't park first, you can't stop that parking space. That's a fixed parking space with a lock. Unless your car can jump high and jump in, you can't stop without a key.

"But I didn't see the man who opened the 'Donkey' 3.0 to open the lock." Mortar," he said.

"He used the remote control key." The shopkeeper explained, "As long as you press the remote control key in the car, the lock will automatically drop, and he can stop in."

It seems that the second of the store knows more about this situation, and he may get some valuable information from his mouth.

"Is it that VIP customers here can have a fixed parking space at your door?" The words of "the mortar" slowly embarked on the right path.

"No matter how VIP is, no matter how much P is, it is useless. The parking space is so tight, how can it be reserved for customers?" The shopkeeper said, "The one who drives the 'Donkey' 3.0 is our boss, so he has a separate fixed parking space. There is also a parking space next to it, all of which are stopped by the vice presidents in turn. First, three and five are Vice President Zheng, and the second, fourth and sixth are Vice President Fu. Whether it is Vice President Zheng or Vice President Fu, they are all vice presidents and not presidents. On Sunday, Vice President Zheng and Vice President Fu scratched their fists with stone scissors and cloths. Whoever wins will stop. The boss is the only one who has the right to have a separate fixed parking space.

Two comrades, "the mortar" and "the grenade", were overjoyed.

Now I finally know the identity of Mr. Gao. He is actually the boss of "the dog doesn't come to the big stall". This is a big gain of this trip. Let's see if he can get some more valuable words from the mouth of the second child in this store.

"Oh, it turns out that it's your boss's car. No wonder the license plate is so cool." The grenade praised: "The license plate number is '45-594SB', which is dozens of times more wind than the best license plate '54-SB250'. It's not easy for ordinary people to get such a cool number.

"That's it." The shopkeeper said proudly, "This number was auctioned by our boss for 13 rounds and cost millions of yuan to get it. Naturally, it is extraordinary. Nowadays, many dignitaries want to spend several times more to buy this license plate from our boss, but the boss never considers it. Because this license plate is not for sale, it is also an intangible asset of our 'dog doesn't come to the big stall'. As soon as you see the license plate '45-594SB', you know that this is the car that we don't come to the big stall, which plays a positive publicity role in our big stall. It is very cost-effective, compared with the spring. It's much more cost-effective to insert soft advertisements at the festival party.

"Your boss is so bold that he seems to be a person who does great things." The two comrades, " Mortar" and "Grenade", praised with one voice.

"Natural." The store Xiaoer's admiration for the boss was overflowing: "Boss Gou is the person I admire most in my life. Naturally, he is a person who does great things."

"Damn, you worship him, why do you still call him a dog?" The two comrades, the mortar and the grenade, smiled. They said that the position of the person called the "dog boss" by the employees was in the hearts of the employees, but the employee called him the "dog boss" and said that he was the person he admired most in his life. The foreign propaganda and actual actions were so contradictory. It's really funny.

If it hadn't been for the two people brushing their teeth with "solid as iron" toothpaste and toilet brushes every day, their teeth would be extremely strong, and maybe their big teeth would have been laughed at.

Hearing what they said, Dian Xiaoer knew that they had misunderstood and quickly explained, "You made a mistake. I'm talking about Mr. Gou, not the 'dog' you understand, but the naked Mr. Gou, not the barking dog."

"The naked dog boss?" The " mortar" and the "hand grenade" looked at each other and thought that the shop's boss called his boss like this. In addition to attacking the boss and calling it "dog", there were also four insulting words such as "naked". If these four words are seen by the righteous network supervisors, they will be hit. Mosaic, his bad attitude towards his boss, if it is known by his boss, he will definitely be scolded by his boss, "I'm an ancestor's board", or let people beat the shop's second child into a board, but this store's second child can actually scold such vicious words with respect. If you just look at his expression and don't listen. The content of his conversation was that he thought he was really saying what he admired his boss. His pretentious acting skills were indeed extraordinary.

Obviously, the shopkeeper is not pretending. He is indeed full of respect for his boss, but his words are quite different from the understanding of the two comrades of "grenade" and " mortar". However, he has realized this from the expressions of the two comrades, so he immediately took remedial measures. " Oh, I'm wrong. It was a slip of the tongue just now. It's not a meticulous boss, but a meticulous boss. The shopkeeper knew that he had made a mistake again, so he corrected it again.

"Who is the boss?" The darker he drew, the darker he became, causing the "grenade" to be puzzled and asked.

In a hurry, the shopkeeper wanted to correct his mistake just now, but when he corrected the front and the back, he has inadvertently made two mistakes. The so-called only three things. The first mistake can be said to be negligence, the second mistake can be said to be carelessness, and the third time to make a mistake is mentally retarded. In order not to be regarded as mentally retarded by the audience, he practiced what he wanted to say in his heart several times, and then said it carefully: "I'm sorry that I made a mistake just now. What I want to say is that our boss's surname is Gou, the meticulous 'Gu', so he is called Boss Gou. He is not the kind you imagine. The kind of dog that barks and loves to eat shit on four feet, that is to say, he is not the dog boss next to the anti-dog, but the grass boss, do you understand?

When he said this, he realized that his boss's surname was Gou.

That is, Mr. Gao's surname is not Gao, but Gou.