Chapter 329 The Call of the Adulterer and the Adulterer

"Oh--" Zhang's strong wife (hereinafter referred to as "strong wife") was very disappointed. "He hasn't come back for a few days. Since he is so busy and his work is important, he won't come back if he doesn't come back. You ask him to pay attention to his health and don't be too tired. When the work is finished, let him give him two days. If you want to go home and have a good rest for a few days.

"Okay, don't worry, sister-in-law. I will definitely tell Mr. Zhang. Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

The phone hung up.

"Call time: fifteen seconds, calling number: so-and-so, so-so, called number: so-so, so-so, so-so, so-so, so-so, recording situation: complete record, occupied memory: 0.6MB, please note that MB is megabytes, not the abbreviation of mother B, content analysis: daily public Business call, abnormality: normal, expert rating: suitable for listeners of all ages.

The "Listen at any time" mobile phone listener actually has a language summary function. After the monitoring content is finished, it will automatically make a voice summary of the content of the previous monitoring.

Zhang Qiangqiang is very satisfied with the monitoring effect. He is more satisfied with Xiao Sun's performance and his wife's performance. Xiao Sun's words are impeccable. His wife's concern is touching. One is a good employee and the other is a virtuous assistant. The performance of these two people has earned face in front of this technician. It seems that he was wrong just now. Sun, it's not that he doesn't have enough talent. He just asked one more question just now, which just shows that he is a serious person and wants to get a definite answer from his own mouth to facilitate execution and avoid mistakes. After he identified the person he called, his performance was almost perfect, which showed that his ability was still very strong.

Zhang Jianqiang saw the admiration from the technician's face. Long Yan was happy. When he was in a good mood, he liked everything, so he praised: "Your company's monitoring product is indeed good, the effect is very good, and the quality looks good. Although the price is slightly higher, compared with its function, it is also It's worth it. It's good.

While talking, I suddenly heard a color bell from the monitoring machine, "Sell the pig's head, sell the pig's head, the second brother's pig's head is round and round, one pig's head is three yuan, two pig's heads are fifty cents, three pig' heads are free, four pig' heads are upside down, pig's head sells pig's head, pig's head is two-pounds - half-one."

Zhang Jianqiang was stunned and looked at the monitoring machine, which showed that his wife was calling out. The screen clearly indicates that the calling number is his wife's mobile phone number, and the number dialed is a strange number he doesn't know. The song "selling pig's head" just now is the color ringtone of this number.

Who is the person his wife is looking for?

Before the color bell of "a pig's head is two and a half catties" completely stopped, the phone was connected. It turned out to be a man's voice. Zhang Qiangqiang's face turned gloomy, and he suddenly had an ominous feeling.

"Hey, little bitch, it's you again." A man's **/voice.

"Well, it's me, the big stick. He won't come back today. Why don't you come to me for the night?" A woman's swinging words. Of course, this woman is Zhang's strong wife.

"He, this old **/stick, won't come back? Where did you go to ruin the good women again? Oh, let me go to your place. What surprise will you bring me? What's new to you, little bitch?

"I immediately prepared the whip and candles. In the past two days, I have also learned the Japanese call/bed sound, which is very similar. Its **// swing is not inferior to the residents of Japan's origin. Don't you want to try it?"

"Hey hey hey, I won't kill you at night..."

"Dead face, do you think you can kill me when you are big? Do you kill me or do I kill you? Be careful that I broke your big stick... Let's wait and see..."

"Little bitch, in addition to your flexible tongue, I didn't expect your mouth to be really hard... Oh, I won't tell you. I still have a few toilets that haven't been completed. According to the task assigned to me by the boss today, I have to connect twelve toilets. Now I have only completed seven, and six have not been completed. Oh, wait, twelve minus seven is equal to Eight? No, I'll calculate it again. Is it equal to five? Forget it, I don't care. I've already made a record. After passing one, I will dip some shit on one finger to make a record. Now my left hand is full, and the thumb and second thumb of my right hand are also dipped in it. There are still three thumbs, four thumbs and five thumbs. When all these fingers are dipped in, ten toilets are finished. After ten, I will finish one more, dip some shit on my left ear, that is, eleven. After finishing the last one, dip some shit on my right ear, and then it will be the end. As long as my hands and fingers are dipped in shit, and both ears are also dipped in shit, then my task today will be completed.

Although he is almost crazy, Zhang Jianqiang can't wait to put this pair of adulterous husbands**/women in front of him, but Zhang Jianqiang is still a little curious. If the boss gives him the task is thirteen toilets, how will he record it?

As if to answer his question, the toilet man proudly continued to introduce his record experience to Zhang Qiangqiang's wife: "Now the task is not saturated enough, so the workload is not large. Today, only twelve toilets are used. In the past, at the peak of business, I used to create more than 30 toilets in a day. That day, except for my hands, my ears, nose, eyebrows, upper and lower eyelids, upper and lower lips, upper and lower teeth, left and right breasts/head were all dipped in shit. Because dipping on the upper and lower teeth caused me to nausea and vomit, so the data recorded on the teeth before was unfortunately lost, so I had to The re-record caused me that I only needed to use twenty-eight toilets. Later, because of the loss of the record, I inadvertently connected four more, with a total of thirty-three toilets, setting the highest record of our institute.

"It's disgusting. Do you need to work so hard? Let's get along. Be a monk and a nun for a day. Don't be competitive. Let others be the first. You should pay attention to your health and don't be tired. Besides, you don't need to record it on yourself when you make a record. Just record it on someone else's body. Just pass a toilet, dip it in shit on other people's back, draw another one, and then dip it in shit on other people's back and then draw it. In the end, how many passes, you just need to count how many marks are on other people's back. It's done."

"Of course, you have to work hard. How can you pay off if you don't pay? Didn't you attract you because of the diligence and seriousness I showed when I went to your house to open the toilet? The toilet man refuted the backward remarks of his strong wife's "work should muddle along, be a monk for a day and a nun for a day", but adopted the more advanced counting method she suggested, saying: "I dip it on other people's backs to make a record, but I didn't expect that it was too advanced. It's really a word to wake up the dreamer. Next time I will pick it. Use your suggestion. No more. I have to work. See you in the evening.

"You have to wash it clean when you get off work." The strong wife gently told him: "In particular, you should wash the place where you record today. I will use your body at night... Look, I won't eat you at night..."

"I'll give you something to eat... Little bitch... Look, I won't rub/dead you tonight... Hang up. Ah--h-huh--" The toilet man exaggeratedly made a kiss.

"Ah-huh--" The strong wife also replied with a kiss, and the conversation between the two ended.

"Call time: two minutes and thirty seconds, calling number: so-and-so, so-and-so, called number: so-and-so, so-so, so-and-so, record situation: complete record, content analysis: **/ call between woman and adulterererer, **// degree of filth: level three, expert rating: not suitable for children."

"Listen at any time" mobile phone monitor automatically makes a voice evaluation of the above call content.

A burst of green light appeared on Zhang Qiang's face, like a green light on the road.