Chapter 364 What Bird Regulations
According to the revised provisions of the Fengshui Marriage and Family Rules, Tang Sancai can only have one wife, that is, Yang Guifei. After monogamy, he can no longer marry his second wife. Yang Guifei, the wife, only has a feng shui son like Tang Qiuqiu. If Tang Qiuqiu is evaluated, it is determined that he cannot get the right to inherit. Then Tang Sancai's eldest son is gone.
According to the ancient situation, Tang Sancai could pass on his family business to his deputy wife's son, but the current situation is that he has no deputy wife, just like there is no egg without a chicken. Because he does not have a deputy wife, he does not have a son born to by his deputy wife.
Although Ding Yi is his son, he is not the son of Tang Sancai's deputy wife. Zhou Meimei has no name. According to popular sayings, she can only be regarded as a junior. She has died before she obtained the title of deputy wife. Therefore, Ding Yi is not the son of his deputy wife. What's more, after the family resolution, Ding Yi has He was demoted from the Tang family, and even the right to the surname Tang was deprived. Obviously, he had no chance to inherit his family's property.
So, the situation comes. When Tang Sancai's feng shui son's IQ is not enough and he has no other heirs, who will inherit the property of the Tang family?
In the absence of reference books, Ding Dingdang can't find the answer.
However, nine years later, Ding Ding found that he no longer needed to find the answer to this question.
Because Tang Qiuqiu finally passed the IQ evaluation and obtained the inheritance qualification on his 19th birthday, that is, when he participated in the IQ evaluation for the fifth time.
"Tang's Family Newsletter" describes the family's major good news in this way: "Today, the storm seems to herald the arrival of an important day in the family's history. On this day, the violent storm is like our mood, with ups and downs, the wind roaring, bold and thriving. Ah, our mood is like Comrade Golji's prose poem "Hai Yan". We are heading towards the waves/, towards the wind, towards the crackling thunder and lightning, roaring: Storm, come quickly!"
This is the first paragraph of the article "I look up and smile from my neck to the sky - written after Tang Qiuqiu obtained the inheritance qualification of the Tang family". Through this paragraph, Ding Ding understood several things. First, Tang Qiuqiu finally passed the IQ evaluation and obtained the inheritance qualification; second is the original The old editor-in-chief of Tang Family Newsletter must have retired, and now the new editor-in-chief has been replaced. Ding Dingdang does not know who the new editor-in-chief's name is, because before and after each article, according to the writing regulations of the Tang family, he can't sign it, so Ding Dingdang naturally doesn't know who wrote this article, but according to For example, you can sign the corresponding position. At the end of the article is the editor-in-chief of "Tang Family Newsletter". Looking at the style of writing, you will know that this is the style of a beastist poet, and this style is the most unbearable for the original old editor-in-chief. Now this style appears in the Tang Family Newsletter. In the article, there is only one explanation. The editor-in-chief has been replaced. Combined with the age of the old editor-in-chief and the retirement regulations of the Tang family, it is easy for Ding Dingdang to judge that the old editor-in-chief has retired. The third thing that Ding Dingdang understands is that in addition to belonging to the Fauvism, the new editor-in-chief also knows that his literary attainments are not high, but There is a slight study on poultry farming, which can be seen from the miswriting of "Gorky" as "Gor Chicken" in the article.
The second paragraph of the article describes the experience of Tang Qiuqiu's IQ evaluation: "In the IQ evaluation work that has lasted for 12 years, Tang Qiuqiu has worked hard, encouraged the masses, and studied diligently with great fanfare. The spirit of reclamation is worth learning for all of us. In order to study hard, in order to achieve better results in the IQ evaluation work, he hung his head, thorned his thighs, dripped his body, and poked his anus with a pen. He always insisted on one word: study hard and make progress every day. Under the inspiration of this spirit, he finally passed it with an excellent score of two points above the standard line. IQ evaluation, obtained the inheritance qualification.
Through the description of the second paragraph, Ding Dingdang knew that the final IQ measurement result of Tang Qiuqiu was 77 points. Because the standard line is 75 points, two points beyond the standard line, it is naturally 77 points. If Ding Ding can't even calculate this result, it is estimated that his IQ is not as good as Tang Qiuqiu. With this result, Ding Dingdang finally confirmed that Tang Qiuqiu's intellectual level was inferior. It was not easy for him to obtain the qualification of inheritance. It seemed that he played well in the evaluation that day, so he got such a good score. If he plays abnormally, it may be less than 65 points, and he will lose his inheritance qualification. It seems that the process of obtaining the inheritance qualification is also very thrilling, which is estimated to make Yang Guifei thrilling.
The third paragraph of the article is the last paragraph. Like all the eight-part articles, it is naturally an expression of determination and feelings. Ding Ding frowned and finished reading this paragraph: "At the time when Tang Qiuqiu successfully obtains the right to inherit, we will definitely let the Tang family break the waves under the correct leadership of Tang Qiuqiu, and drive on the road of healthy growth of the Tang family ten times faster than donkeys. Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh!"
With Ding Dingdang's understanding of the author, Ding Ding should know that the following three "ah" and one "oh" plus exclamation point, naturally, it is the beastist poet who is expressing his feelings, not the beast poet calling/bed, let alone the author who is cheating the number of words. There is no doubt.
After reading this article, Ding Dingdang squatted in the corner of the wall and vomited for a long time before stopping.
"I have finished telling the second half of the round story." Ding Ding is in charge.
"According to the second half of the round story you told, that is to say, Tang Qiuqiu has obtained all the inheritance qualifications of the Tang family, but I can't get a penny? Is that so?" Ding Yi asked.
"This is the case in theory." Ding Ding answered.
"Is this the case in theory? So what's the difference in practice?" Ding Yi continued to ask.
"With my understanding of the relevant regulations of the Tang family, there are still some exceptions that may cause Tang Qiuqiu to be unable to inherit." Ding Ding is in charge.
"What will happen?"
"Although Tang Qiuqiu passed the IQ evaluation and obtained the right to inherit, the Supplementary Provisions of the Tang Family on the Cancellation of the Legal Successor's Inheritance stipulates that if the heirs who have obtained the legal inheritance qualification have a significant reduction in their IQ due to the impact of an emergency, the evaluation IQ is lower than 30, then the inheritance right of the legal heir will be deprived, and his inheritance will be deferred from the eldest to the youngest, and from the eldest to the youngest. That is to say, even if Tang Qiuqiu obtains the inheritance right, if there is a fact that his IQ has been greatly reduced, and the evaluation is less than 30, then his inheritance rights will be stripped. Take it, it will be inherited by others in the order of inheritance.
Ding Yi was very strange and said, "Is the Tang family based on writing the "IQ Evaluation Collection"? Why is IQ the only criterion for determining inheritance? As the old saying goes, it is not necessarily wise to be wise. Just like Guo Jingguo in ancient times, his IQ was only 25, and he also became a generation of masters. Thinking of Yu Gong, who is difficult to move mountains, his IQ is only 2.5, but he has become a role model for people to learn from generation to generation, so his IQ is a bird? I really don't know who came up with this bird rule.
Because Ding Yi was demoted from the Tang family at a very young age, the authentic bone-blood identity of his Tang family has not been officially recognized by the Tang family. Therefore, in line with the principle of "you don't recognize me, why do I recognize you", Ding Yi is not interested in the four words of the Tang family and talks about the four words "Tang family". It seems to be about other people's stories, which are completely expressed from the perspective of bystanders, without a strong sense of belonging. Speaking of the seemingly sacred rules of the Tang family, he actually called it the "bird rule". If it was known by the ancestors of the Tang family, he must be so angry that he jumped out of the grave and queued up to slap him in turn, beating him so that even the author didn't know him.
Only in this way can he know the tragic consequences of disrespecting his ancestors.
However, because this book is not a fantasy book or a ghost reading, this great wish of the ancestors of the Tang family is doomed to be impossible to realize, and the handsomeness of Ding Yi's face is guaranteed.