Chapter 375 Identity Conversion

"Ha ha." Ximen Jinlian smiled awkwardly and said, "I want to have something to do with these two, but I don't have the skills to travel, and I don't have money to buy a time machine. How can I have anything to do with them? It has nothing to do with them."

"Oh." Zhang Jianqiang nodded and said, "Although there is no direct relationship, since my brother's surname is Ximen, I think that Ximen Jinlian is also a descendant of Ximen Qing. Although he is not a direct relative, he is also the ancestor of your 18 generations, which is enough to be proud."

"I have nothing to do with Ximen Qing." Ximen Jinlian said with shame, "My original surname is Linghu, and my name is Linghu is not stinky, but the name is always heard out of context with the words 'fox' and 'stinky', so when I introduced myself, I reported this name, and the first reaction of others was to cover their noses, which caused a serious blow to my self-esteem. Finally, I thought about it. I knew that the name Linghu's not stinky might have a negative impact on my future, so I changed it to my current name.

"Then why did you change your surname to Ximen? According to the statistics of "Hundred Family Surnames", there are about 30 surnames in the country. There are so many surnames that you don't choose, but the surname is Ximen. There must be a reason for this. Besides, Ximen Jinlian sounds like a woman's name. What's your original intention of naming such a name?

"Don't you know such a simple truth?" Ximen Jinlian was very surprised and said, "Are you OUT?" Now Ximen Qing is the idol of the world. In many places, in order to compete for the qualification of the senior official of Ximen, they have been lawsuited to the United Nations. Several officials met, grabbed and pinched, punched and flew back, tearing their faces, scratching their ears, crotch, picking peaches, and pounding the back door. When he came out, he was bleeding and dying. For nothing else, he just competed for the qualification of the senior official of Ximen. Think about it, if he hadn't become the idol of everyone, how could there be so many places to rob the qualification of the official of the official of Ximen?

"That's true." Zhang Jianqiang nodded and thought deeply.

"It is that everyone has the complex of worshiping heroes, and they also have a concept of love and hate beauty and ugliness." Ximen Jinlian summed up and said, "I am no exception. Since Ximen is the idol of the world, he is naturally my idol. He is my idol. When I changed my surname, I naturally chose his surname as the first surname. In order to commemorate the loyal love story between him and Miss Pan Jinlian, I named myself Ximen Jinlian. Although this name will make people mistakenly think that it is a woman's name, in order to pay tribute to the idol, what is it to be misunderstood as a woman's name?

"So that's it." Zhang Jianqiang understood the origin of Ximen Jinlian's name and expressed admiration for his clear love and hate spirit with a strong sense of right and wrong.

After introducing each other, Zhang Jianqiang wanted to pull Ximen Jinlian to squat down, trying to talk with him in detail about the reasons for his feud with the "dog doesn't come to the stall", but his move was stopped by Ximen Jinlian.

"Why did you pull me to squat down?" Ximen Jinlian asked puzzledly.

"Because what I'm talking to you about is 'a child without a mother - it's a long story'." Zhang Jianqiang explained, "So take your time. Besides, squatting in the corner of the wall and talking is also in line with the rag-receiving identity I'm playing now. Squatting and talking is more effortless. Is there anything wrong with doing this?

"Since the author arranged for you to come and you want to talk to me, I think you should make a correct gesture." Ximen Jinlian said, "Let me squat in the corner of the wall and talk to you. It seems that you don't pay attention to it at all. How can I believe you? Since you are not sincere, we don't need to continue talking. I'm sorry, I'll go first.

After saying this, Ximen Jinlian was about to leave. Zhang Qiangqiang quickly pulled him and said, "We squat in the corner to talk, but I just want to talk to you about our plan earlier and cut into the topic as soon as possible. It's not that I don't pay attention to you. Besides, my behavior should be consistent with the identity I am playing now, that's why I did so. Since Mr. Ximen is so serious, let's find a convenient place to talk. Let's have a good talk. You can come with me first.

So Zhang Jianqiang took Ximen Jinlian to a teahouse called "the most suitable for heart-to-heart talk". He ordered an elegant seat and ordered some tea snacks. Zhang Jianqiang asked Ximen Jinlian to sit for a while and went to the bathroom first.

Ximen Jinlian waited for two minutes. Zhang Jianqiang has successfully returned from the bathroom. In this short time, Zhang Jianqiang has changed his clothes. The tattered dress has long disappeared. He has become a business person in a suit and leather shoes.

Ximen Jinlian was very surprised. She opened her mouth and couldn't speak. At this time, a fly flew over "buzzing" and saw him open her mouth. She thought it was a mysterious place. Based on the principle of exploration, she flew in "buzzing". Because Ximen Jinlian was very surprised by Zhang Qiang's rapid transformation, so He did not react to the fly's adventurous behavior, causing the fly to fly directly down his throat into his stomach and become his stomach food.

"I open my mouth and wait for the fly. I admire it." In the face of this situation, Zhang Jianqiang created a new idiom "waiting for the fly" according to the idiom "waiting for the rabbit", which is also a natural idiom, which can be obtained by chance.

Ximen Jinlian finally closed her mouth and said, "Mr. Zhang, you have changed your clothes for a while. The transformation speed is so fast. Compared with the superman who wears underwear all of a sudden, it's not bad compared with the Transformers who transformed into 'Kaji Kaji'. It's really surprising. Where did you come from as a businessman? What about the tattered wear?"

When Zhang Jianqiang went to the bathroom, he took almost nothing with him except a waist bag carried by a ragged person. Where did his business man come from, which made Ximen Jinlian very curious. In addition, his rag collection is no longer there. It is estimated that he is probably thrown into the music bucket in the bathroom. However, seeing that Zhang Jianqiang is so magical, his speculation may not be correct, so Ximen Jinlian then asked the whereabouts of the rag collection to determine whether his inference is accurate.

Zhang Jianqiang explained, "Don't you see my waist bag carried by the rag collector? My business person's outfit is hidden in that pocket bag. Just now I went to the bathroom, took out this business person's outfit from the inside and put it on, and then took off the ragged outfit and put it in. Because I am a professional, I wear and undress quickly, the process only took more than a minute. This It's not surprising that the transformation work was completed in a while. This speed is hundreds of thousands of times worse than my fastest transformation record. There is nothing to be surprised at all.

"How long is your fastest transformation record?" Ximen Jinlian asked.

"0.5 seconds." Zhang Jianqiang replied proudly.

"In addition to the ninja turtle, what other creatures are so magical?" Ximen Jinlian opened her mouth in surprise again. But he had another question to ask, so he asked, "It took you more than a minute to change from a shabby person to a business person just now. What identity did you change from when you broke the transformation record?"

"Oh, from a swimming man to a naked/body man." Zhang Jianqiang said.

"How to say this?" Ximen Jinlian asked.

"What's wrong with this?" Zhang Jianqiang sneered at Ximen Jinlian's IQ, but he couldn't show it too much, so he patiently explained to him, "What is the typical outfit of a swimming man? It's just a pair of briefs, and the other parts are 'my love-**/naked/'. Except for the briefs, they are naked, and what is the typical outfit of a naked/body man? I don't need to say more, right? He didn't even have his briefs, and his whole body was naked. My transformation speed, especially like lightning and lightning, is so fast that it really shocked the world--"

"Wait a minute." Ximen Jinlian stopped Zhang Jianqiang's endless talk and said, "That is to say, the typical action of your transformation process is--"

"Yes." Zhang Jianqiang looked at Ximen Jinlian's expression and knew that he had guessed the process of his transformation. He thought that the child was still a child to teach, and he was not very stupid. He explained in detail: "The typical action of that transformation was to tear off the briefs and throw them away at a speed that could not cover his ears. After finishing this action, immediately After completing the identity conversion from a swimming man to a naked/body man, it took only 0.5 seconds to complete such a huge change, which is amazing..."

"Puff--" Ximen Jinlian spewed out a mouthful of blood. If it hadn't been for Zhang Jianqiang's quick response as a senior elite in the investigation industry, his chest would have been sprayed by the blood of Ximen Jinlian. Zhang Jianqiang's "turned over" and his body landed on the ground and flashed the mouthful of Ximen Jinlian sensitively. Blood, another "cop beating", jumped up from the ground. Zhang's strong movements were handsome and unrestrained. It was really a jade tree in the wind. His appearance was originally a perfect performance, but he didn't expect that when he jumped up with the action of " carp straightening", the tables and chairs in the teahouse hindered his performance. He was getting sick. Lei jumped up at a speed that could not hide his intelligence. When he was about to get up, he said "not good", but he didn't have time to make a move. His head hit the corner of the table firmly. With a "bang", he was deafening. The golden star flashed in Zhang Qiang's eyes and was hit by the force of the corner of the table. He was great. The body of the bank fell to the ground with a "slam" sound. The posture of falling to the ground was plain. Compared with the previous unrestrained "turnover" and " carp straightening", it was not only a hundred and eight thousand miles worse, but it was unpretentious and full of the taste of life.