Chapter 380 Sliding Head
Therefore, Comrade Gou Shi said "Amitabha" in his heart, and was glad that he had met the reasonable underworld, so the situation was not difficult to deal with. As long as you convince people with reason and let them not find faults, it may not be a dream to pass the test easily. So Comrade Gou Shi came forward and touched the pulse of Wei Chuanku, made a careful analysis, and said for a while, "This human connection seems to be weak and uneven. From the analysis of his pulse, the person once spit out a mouthful of black blood a few minutes ago."
Zhao Agou nodded secretly and said that he didn't expect Comrade Gou Shi to have such a hand. He could accurately analyze the situation in the first few minutes of Wei Chuanku just by touching the pulse of Wei Chuanku. It seemed that he still had a certain skill, so he put down his condescensure and said, "You're right. Please continue to say."
"From the beating characteristics of this person's pulse, it can also be analyzed that this person is a man." Comrade Gou Shi pondered for a while and said.
Zhao Agou was very surprised. Comrade Gou Shi did not use modern instruments to check Wei Chuanku's chromosomes, nor did he take off his trousers to inspect it. He had not stretched out his hand to touch Wei Chuanku's lower body whether there was a small sparrow and two small eggs to confirm. Just by taking Wei Chuanku's pulse for a while, he could analyze his Gender is really high.
Two consecutive judgments were very accurate. Comrade Gou Shi saw that Zhao Agou's eyes had shown admiration, and he was secretly proud, so he pretended to continue to make a pulse. Under his serious work, he finally came to a correct conclusion: "From the analysis of his pulse, his current situation is not standing. There is no doubt that he is not sitting, let alone running, but lying straight on the ground.
"It's really a magic doctor." Zhao Agou couldn't help praising it and said, "The conclusion reached by the pulse is so accurate. I think your skill is much higher than that of the ancient magic doctor sparrow."
"Sparrow?" Comrade Gou Shi was stunned for a moment and realized that the sparrow in Zhao Agou's mouth was actually a Bian Que. Because Zhao Agou's education level was low and his historical knowledge was not rich enough, he mistook Bian Que for a sparrow, which was also a small timidity and inadvertently exposed his education level. Such a low-level slip of the tongue. It was really funny when he said it in his mouth.
Comrade Gou Shi thought for a moment and finally gave up the impulse to correct Zhao Agou's mistake. First, because Zhao Agou belongs to the underworld. Although he is a good class in the underworld, it is generally evil. If he corrects his slip of the tongue and makes him feel very faceless, maybe he will hurt people, and his personal safety is worrying. Second, even if he does not hurt people, he may follow Comrade Gou Shi. It is argued that Bian Que is actually a kind of sparrow. Bian's sparrow is still a sparrow, just like the supreme beggar is still a beggar. The returnee in the bastard is still a bastard, and the white horse is still a horse. The reason is the same. In case he really argues like this, Comrade Gou Shi also thinks that he does not have the ability to explain to him that there is nothing in common between Bian Que and Bian's sparrow for a while, so the wisest way is to "hey hey" and pretend to be deeply convinced, so that he can easily pass the test without risk.
Comrade Gou Shi then hit "hey hey" and accepted Zhao Agou's appreciation.
Zhao Agou was about to continue to ask Comrade Gou Shi about Wei Chuanku's physical condition. Let's see if Comrade Gou Shi, a modern magic doctor, has any deeper opinions. Suddenly, he thought that today he was here to find faults, not to ask for medical knowledge. No matter how good Comrade Gou Shi's medical skills are, he can't be too respectful of him. Pei, otherwise it will break his morale and grow the prestige of Comrade Gou Shi. Thinking of this, his face changed and said, "Although you are a magic doctor, you can't help but pay attention to food hygiene. Our friend ate the food in your store and vomited black blood and died. Oh, no, he fainted from his mouth, which shows that there is a serious quality problem with your food. You have to compensate, otherwise your store will not open. If your store doesn't compensate for our losses, it will go on. Our underworld will lose serious face. If you lose the face of the underworld and want to find it back, you will pay a lot.
As soon as he heard the word "compensation", he touched the nerves of Comrade Gou Shi**, and he felt a burst of tension in his heart. This involves economic losses. Directly speaking, it is to take out the money from your pocket. It hurts to think about it, but now it is facing the underworld. Although it seems to be a reasonable underworld, if you don't agree to compensate, you may have to suffer and agree to compensate. Although the skin is free from hardship, He also lost his wallet. For him, neither is a good choice, so he hesitated for a moment.
"What, don't you want to compensate? It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin?" Zhao Agou saw his reluctance from Comrade Gou Shi's look. Comrade Gou Shi's performance showed that his deterrent power was not enough. This was a great doubt and insult to their professionalism, which involved the credibility of the industry. Zhao Agou became serious and did not care about continuing to worship the magic doctor, revealing the black/ The true face of society.
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, How dare you offend the underworld?
"You just said 24 words 'no' in a row. According to the principle of negation of negation, the negative and negative mathematical formula, the dual 'no' means 'yes', right? So, do you mean that you will definitely not lose? Zhao Agou didn't know where to hear the terms such as "negative negation" and "negative negative positive", which is also appropriate to use here.
His face was even worse. It seemed that he didn't agree and was about to do it.
Because of the hesitation on Comrade Gou Shi's face has stimulated the characteristics of "reasonable and unreasonable" in Zhao Agou's black/social instinct. According to his understanding, although Comrade Gou Shi is a magic doctor, the magic doctor should also respect the underworld/society. The ancient magic doctor Hua Tuo, sparrows and so on are all about the ancient black/ The society can only work after paying the protection fee, but Comrade Gou Shi seems to disrespect the underworld. If he does not respect the underworld, the underworld must show some strength to make him respect. This is the principle of the underworld/society. As a practitioner of the underworld, he must abide by it. If he does not respect it, he does not deserve it. Underworld practitioners will be revoked from underworld/social practitioners, and the consequences are very serious, so of course Zhao Agou should abide by it.
"This... I..." Seeing Zhao Agou's face from sunny to cloudy/rainy rain or even heavy rain, his face was so frightening. Comrade Gou Shi's legs were trembling, and he was so anxious that he couldn't say anything.
"There is no compensation, right? Okay, okay, I won't let you pay for it..." Zhao Agou laughed and began to roll up his sleeves. Usually, this was the first step he was ready to hit people.
But he suddenly found that because it is summer, he is wearing short sleeves, and there are no sleeves to pull, so the action of pulling the sleeves is really a superfluous action, a wrong action, which does not meet the technical specifications of underworld/society. If the senior underworld elders see it, they will definitely make them laugh. Thinking of this, Zhao Agou's face was a little unbearable, so he changed the action of pulling his sleeves into a scratching action without showing a trace. Although the action was successfully transformed, he was still annoyed and angry. He said, "In addition to the quality of the food in your store, you have also raised it in private without the permission of the health and epidemic prevention department. Many mosquitoes, shameless attacks on our customers, old revenge and new hatred. I don't think I can beat you so much that your mother can't recognize you. You don't know what a hero is.
"Hero..." Comrade Gou Shi lay on the ground sensitively and grabbed Zhao Agou's leg. "You must not be rude..."
Comrade Gou Shi vividly explained the meaning of "servile knees" to the audience with his own practical actions, which has played a certain positive role in improving the cultural level of the audience.
Out of extreme fear of the underworld, Comrade Gou Shi called Zhao Agou a "hero" without principle. If the real heroes in history know this situation, I don't know what they will think.
"I'll compensate, I will definitely compensate." Comrade Gou Shi said in a hurry, "If you have something to say, heroes don't hit people. If you hit people, you are not heroes."
Zhao Agou was about to speak when suddenly there was a "woo-woo" police car siren outside the door.
Comrade Gou Shi was overjoyed. He knew that the alarm call had worked, and the savior came. In front of the police, Zhao Agou must not dare to be rude. His personal safety was guaranteed. Comrade Gou Shi's heart was widened and his expression was a little easier. But he also knew that the police can't protect himself 24 hours a day. Although the police come now, they will always leave, so even if his personal safety is guaranteed at present, he can't show disrespect for Zhao Agou, in case Zhao Agou is entangled with him after the police leave. This is not a joke. Based on this consideration, he is still respectful to Zhao Agou and dares not offend him at all.
"As long as it proves that it is my food quality problem, I will definitely compensate."
Comrade Gou Shi said sincerely to Zhao Agou.
The arrival of the police has given Comrade Gou Shi some confidence. This confidence is reflected in his unconditional compensation to Zhao Agou before the arrival of the police. Now it has evolved into "as long as it proves that it is my food quality problem, I will definitely compensate". After adding a few words, he unconditionally surrendered. It has become a conditional surrender, and the opportunity to pay has changed from 100% just now to 50%, which can't be said to be slippery.