Chapter 384 Extortion
Since he has read the accurate lines, Zhao Agou, his men, Comrade Gou Shi and his men can no longer point out his mistakes, so he has to start a step-by-the-class performance according to his own duties and the requirements of the script.
Zhao Agou saw that Wei Chuanku was still lying on the ground unconsciously. His tricks such as pinching, poking **/ and so on were useless, and he couldn't help but be anxious and angry. My face is small, and I can't complete the task of Mr. Ding's handing/payment. How to make Wei Chuanku wake up in time is a problem that Zhao Agou urgently needs to solve at present.
Seeing that Zhao Agou was so anxious, his men made suggestions one after another based on the principle of solving problems for the leaders.
"A needle pricks the soles of his feet?"
"Burn his hair?"
"Bounce the chicken/chicken until it festates?"
"Pluck out its body hair to make a feather duster?"
"Hold upside down and pour pepper water to see how his nose breathes fire?"
"He castrate him to make him the last eunuch in China?"
"Are you going to sell pork after unloading eight pieces?"
"Burn into ash to make fertilizer to support China's agricultural cause?"
No matter how vicious the strategy everyone said, Wei Chuanku is still my self-moved and fainting, quite a little general demeanor in the face of danger.
Seeing that this scene will not be able to continue, Zhao Agou could not testify to Comrade Gou Shi because he lost an important witness, proving that there is a serious quality problem with Comrade Gou Shi's meal. Comrade Gou Shi is about to prepare to celebrate the victory. Zhao Agou's younger brother slowly walked to Wei Chuanku. He leaned over and whispered in his ear, "The salary has been paid."
Wei Chuanku sat up with a "Teng" and asked repeatedly, "How much money has been sent?" How much is it?"
"Ah?! Shit." Except for Wei Chuanku and the little brother who said "paid" to him, all the staff fell to the ground together and said at the same time, "Ah?! Shit." The lines.
Even the Wei people, who just showed him a yellow card because Zhao Agou said "I'm Shit" and fell to the ground with a "I'm Shit", which shows how much the psychological impact this scene has brought to them.
I never thought that a person who threatened to be safe with a yin/poison criminal law such as pinching people, poking **/ etc., using acupuncture, burning, playing chickens/chickens, pulling out body hair, hanging upside down to pour pepper water, castrating him, unloading eight pieces, burning as ash to make fertilizer and other yin/poisonous criminal laws, but he was listening to "beginning work" The four simple words immediately woke up, which was really unexpected.
Zhao Agou was overjoyed. As long as Wei Chuanku wakes up, it is not difficult to prove Comrade Gou Shi. Comrade Gou Shi is the first step of the Long March. As long as he goes on step by step, he can naturally walk this ten thousand miles. Seeing that his task could be completed, Zhao Agou was relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.
But now it's obviously not the time to talk about salary with Wei Chuanku, so Zhao Agou coughed and said, "Chuanku, are you awake? That's good. What's the reason for making you faint? Please explain to the audience whether it is a food quality problem or other reasons.
Just now, Wei Chuanku was in a state of fainting. He was completely powerless. No matter how the external force hit his body and how others threatened to deal with him, he wanted to react, but he was powerless and his mind was blank. Suddenly, he heard the familiar words "paid", and the kindness immediately appeared in his mind. The kind and innocent faces of the dear banknotes, and the infinite power came out of nowhere, so they sat up with a "seng" sound and wanted to pursue the footprints of the banknotes.
After sitting up, I didn't see the cute money, but I saw Zhao A's smiling face. Hearing his question, I was stunned for a long time. Then I remembered my main purpose of coming this time. In addition to my group of people, there were also several people wearing police uniforms. In addition, It is the waiter and cook of "the dog doesn't come to the big stall". The other is neither a waiter nor a cook nor wears a police uniform. It is estimated that the manager of "the dog doesn't come to the big stall". Maybe it is Comrade Gou Shi, the boss of "the dog doesn't come to the big stall". What happened between himself in a coma. The question is not very clear, but since I woke up, I guess it will be my own performance time, so let's start acting.
"I was weak because I ate the food of 'dogs don't come to the big row' for a long time. Today, I finally couldn't stand it and fainted. The food of 'dogs don't come to the big row' caused serious harm to my body. I asked the judge to sentence the boss of 'the dog doesn't come to the big row' to execute the brackets immediately." Wei Chuanku recited the words.
"Damn it, you're so fucking cruel." Comrade Gou Shi said angrily, "Even if there is a problem with the quality of my food, it will not result in me being sentenced to death. Are you fucking funny?"
"I..." Wei Chuanku was about to speak when Comrade Gou Shi stopped him again and said, "Also, there is something wrong with your statement just now. Why do you ask the judge to sentence me to death? Open your eyes and have a look. Is there a judge here? Do you think you are arguing in court? Have you watched too many Hong Kong and Taiwanese dramas? Is your brain caught in the door? Did you get kicked by a donkey when you were a child? When you go out to play, fall from the tree and land first? Is IQ negative? Are you the product of a close relative marriage? Is your daily food the legendary shit? Did irregular menstruation scare you dumb when you were developing? Is your evolutionary process still in the crustacean stage? I doubt whether the bad behavior of your mother and your grandfather one late at night decades ago caused you..."
"Stop!" The Wei people really couldn't listen and stopped Comrade Gou Shi's long speech. He took out a yellow card and said to Comrade Gou Shi, "The defending defense has made many personal attacks, and the yellow card is warned once."
Comrade Gou Shi was so angry that he almost fainted by Wei Chuanku's unreasonable request. In addition, he saw that his store was smashed and the waiter was beaten and almost beaten. After being suppressed for too long, he finally burst out, so he lost his reason and scolded the above words. Therefore, he was warned by the Wei people with a yellow card. It's a reminder to him.
Wei Chuanku was shocked by Comrade Gou Shi's continuous questions and couldn't speak.
Zhao Agou said, "Chuanku, don't be afraid. If we support you, I'd like to see. Who dares to threaten you? Say, go on. Oh, no, continue to complain."
Wei Chuanku looked at Zhao Agou and Comrade Gou Shi. He knew that he could not be intimidated by the enemy's formation, so he continued to complain.
"I ask for punishment for profiteers."
"You are a profiteer on the left and a profiteer on the right. Why do you say that I am a profiteer?" Comrade Gou Shi suppressed his anger and said, "You spit black blood and fainted, but why didn't others faint? Obviously, there is something wrong with your own body. If you can't sleep, the bed is crooked. You can't poop and complain about the hut. You want to blackmail my store, but there is no way.
Comrade Gou Shi thought that the direct confrontation with Wei Chuanku is very important. If he loses in this period of time, he will make a passive situation step by step, but if he has the upper hand in the confrontation with the direct party, it is likely to turn into danger. Foryi, pass through this bad omen of life safely, and skip the two big waves of life behind the bad omen.
Why are there two big waves in life, not one or three? Comrade Gou Shi can't figure out why he thinks so, but he thinks so. As a recorder of facts, the author faithfully records his original ideas, which is quite realistic.
With Zhao Agou supporting behind his back, Wei Chuanku still has a certain confidence. I have a problem in your store. You should compensate. From ancient times to the present, it is natural. If you don't compensate, you are a profiteer, that is, a businessman who loves ** is referred to as a profiteer. If I report your hobby to the police, you won't be able to eat it.
The people of Wei came to his senses, their eyes were clear, and they said to Wei Chuanku, "I'm a policeman. Do you think he likes **? Do you know how many ** cases he has committed? As long as there is evidence, we will arrest him immediately.
Comrade Gou Shi said that the people of Wei are eager to make contributions and can't wait for himself to be a ** criminal. He came to mediate civil disputes but was lucky to catch a ** criminal. That's really a great contribution. It's like walking on the road and picking up a wallet with a huge amount of money. It's a good thing for the ancestral grave, but he can never let him succeed. If he let him If you succeed, aren't you more wronged than Dou E?
So Comrade Gou Shi immediately defended himself and said to Wei Chuanku, "I'm not a profiteer, but you are a unruly person. The unruly people are jobless people who like to run around with women's underwear. Comrade police, arrest him. His hobby greatly affects the social atmosphere, pollutes the social air, and teaches young people. If you don't arrest him, you will be sorry for the police uniform on him.
But Comrade Gou Shi didn't know that he grabbed an unemployed wanderer running around with a woman's underwear in his heart and educated him to be innocent at most. If the other party is stubborn and refuses to correct it, the more severe punishment for him is to expose him to the woman's underwear for three days. If you really can't do anything to him, you can It can be seen that this is just a small crime, and you can't lift your chopsticks. However, the arrest of a ** criminal is completely different. He wants to be rewarded for meritorious service. It's about upgrading and salary. That's not ordinary **. Therefore, Comrade Gou Shi's suggestion was unattractive to the people of Wei, and Comrade Gou Shi said, "I'm sorry for this police uniform on my body", which is very similar to what the leader said, which aroused the disgust of the people of Wei. The people of Wei said angrily, "I will do whatever you want me to do?" Who do you think you are? Did you order me to arrest all the people here?
Comrade Gou Shi heard his bad tone and knew that he had just said something wrong. He hurriedly said, "No, no, no, no. I'm just a casual suggestion, adopt it or not. It's up to you.
"This attitude is the right attitude." Most of the people of Wei's anger subsided and they said, "You said he was a unruly people. What evidence is there?"
"He was dizzy by spitting black blood, but others were safe and sound, which was enough to show that he spit black blood and fainted from his mouth. The purpose is extortion. This is not unruly people, and what is it?
"Extortion?" The people of Wei are interested, which is also a criminal crime. If a blackmailer is caught, the harvest of this trip will not be small.