Chapter 386 Jiang Weisheng

But the people of Wei did not know that the development of modern poetry is characterized by neither rhyme nor comparison. More importantly, there is no artistic conception. They suddenly deviate from the topic. Wei Chuanku's lines take up all the above characteristics. It can be called a classic work of modern poetry. If you get the modern poetry award. If you go to the competition, you may be able to win a first prize or something like a champion. Wei people use the old vision to measure the things in the new era. Of course, Xiangfeng is regarded as a stinky fart, and the wine is regarded as sw. It is not for other reasons, but his own Out.

However, not to mention Wei Chuanku's poetic potential, just to mention Wei Chuanku's expression of his poisoning incident, the Wei people's evaluation of him is completely different.

"It's really a silk button, and there is no flaw at all." After shaking their heads, the people of Wei nodded again. They shook their heads to deny Wei Chuanku's poetic potential. They nodded to appreciate his strict logic and very professionally prove the quality of the food of "dogs don't come to the big stalls". They said that Wei Chuanku provided so much evidence, if it hadn't been specially to deal with Comrade Gou Shi, it was Wei Chuan. What Ku said is not false. If Wei Chuanku's words are true, then he spit black blood and fainted, which is likely to be caused by the food quality problem of "dogs don't come to the stalls", but it's not the food quality problem. Wei people have no final say, and it needs to be said by the Food Inspection and Quarantine Center, so he said, "Is there any problem with the quality of food? I said no. It's only what the Food Inspection and Quarantine Center says. As for the problem of fighting and lifting the table and blocking the door, of course, it is wrong, but if the excessive behavior occurs because of eating spoiled food and being poisoned for a moment of anger, that's another matter.

"So... what does that mean?" Comrade Gou Shi sat on the ground and sprayed blood for most of the day. He felt that he had been spraying boring. If he sprayed blood again, he would be finished. He had to go to the hospital to give blood for help. It was not cost-effective to think about it, so he stopped spraying blood. Coincidentally, the people of Wei were making a conclusion on this case. They said that it was wrong to fight and lift the table. On the other hand, he would say that if it was because of the meal. The excessive behavior caused by problems with the quality of vegetables can be another matter. At present, it is not clear which side the attitude of the Wei people is inclined to, so he asked, trying to find out the position of the Wei people.

Wei Renmin took a look at him and said, "This means that I will retreat first. After the people of the food inspection and quarantine center have tested whether there is any quality problems with the food, you can come to me to deal with it. Of course, you can solve it in private, or you can ask me to enforce the law impartially. I will do it in the most just way. Give you a satisfactory answer."

"The most fair way? What's the way?" Comrade Gou Shi and Wei Chuanku and others led by Zhao Agou asked expectantly at the same time.

"Stupid." The people of Wei first set their personality for their IQ, and then explained, "Of course, it is handled by tossing coins. Facing up, the hotel wins the lawsuit, and facing up, it is, the poisoning party wins the lawsuit. The way of throwing coins is equal opportunity, impartial, and has no subjective color, which can be said to be the most just way."

After listening to this, the attacker and the defenders, without exception, all fell to the ground and sprayed blood.

It is not surprising that the people of Wei see so much. His experience tells him that as long as he says this, the only reaction of the audience is to fall to the ground and spray blood. Since he invented this word, there has never been an exception, so these people spray blood on the ground at the same time. Although the scene is spectacular, it is against Wei The people were not infectious. He ignored them and led his men away.

"I didn't expect that we had something in common." After everyone got up from the ground and wiped the blood from the corners of their mouths, they felt that they didn't know each other and felt sorry for each other. Because after listening to the words of the Wei people, they all made the same performance of falling to the ground and spraying blood. Therefore, they all knew heroes and valued heroes. They couldn't wait to pinch the soil for incense. They immediately became brothers with different surnames, held a group worship ceremony, and then announced the official deadline of the book. They received the labor fee and left. The author was very merciful. Give all the actors a big red envelope. Everyone is happy. Isn't it good to be happy?

But they are happy to do this, but the author will fall a scolding specializing in eunuchs. Naturally, the author will not do this, so just as they wiped the blood stains from the corners of their mouths, another group of people appeared.

"Who is in charge here?" The leader asked.

"It's me." Comrade Gou Shi felt bad when he saw them wearing uniforms, but it was certain that he was the person in charge here, and he could not resist the wearing, so he had to admit it.

"We are the food hygiene and quarantine center." The person introduced himself: "I heard that there was a problem with your diet quality and caused a serious food poisoning incident, so I came here to investigate."

"Who? Who reported it? Comrade Gou Shi asked that he already had an answer in his heart, but he wanted to get confirmation from the officials of the Food Health Quarantine Center.

"Of course it's me." Wei Chuanku said proudly, "I just don't let you profiteers live."

"You, you, you..." Comrade Gou Shi pointed to his nose and trembled with anger, almost speechless.

"Is that you?" The official of the Food Health and Quarantine Center looked at him and said, "When you reported on the phone, you said that there would be a serious food poisoning incident. Where is the poisoned person?"

"Far in the sky and close in front of you." Wei Chuanku pointed to his nose and said, "It's also down."

The officials of the Food Health and Quarantine Center looked at him suspiciously and said, "Aren't you fine? Are you poisoned? I don't think you're poisoned anyway.

The official surname of the Food Health Quarantine Center is Jiang, and his name is Jiang Weisheng, which sounds like "hygienevolence". He is as his name and his name is as good as his job. His name is matched with his profession, which is indeed an unparalleled match between heaven and earth. This shows that the author knows people well, is virtuous, and puts the right people in the right position. It's the contemporary Bole. It's really a big loss for the country not to work in the National Human Resources Allocation Bureau.

This is because there are often thousands of miles of horses, but Bole is not often, and Bole's Bole is not often. As a contemporary outstanding Bole, the author has not met a Bole who can find Bole, so the author has not been able to work in the National Human Resources Distribution Bureau and has no opportunity to serve the motherland, which is also a creation. It's messed up.

But when I think about it, the author, Bole, was not discovered by Bole's Bole, which is not necessarily because Bole's Bole is not common. Maybe Bole's Bole is also common, but Bole's Bole is not often; even if Bole's Bole's Bole is often, maybe Bole's Bole's Bole's Bole is not often. In short, Bole's Nth power is often useless. As long as Bole's Nth power is not often, the author's Bole is difficult to find. In this way, the author's chance of being found by Bole's Bole is close to zero, so he failed to serve the country. This is also destined to blame others.

So the author has to concentrate on writing novels without the extravagant hope of working in the National Human Resources Distribution Bureau.

The official named Jiang Weisheng just finished saying that Wei Chuanku didn't look like he was poisoned. He saw that Wei Chuanku's face suddenly turned pale, as if he couldn't breathe. He covered his chest with his hand, gasped heavily, his body swayed, and stood unsteadily. His eyes turned white, spit out a mouthful of black blood, and fell down. On the ground, I fainted.