Chapter 394 Pigeon Brothers
The pigeon flapped its wings and made a "flopping" sound. It struggled in the sky for a long time, and then fell to the ground in a state close to free fall, making "cluck" and "cluck" screams, as if it was seriously injured.
Comrade Gou Shi's heart also fell from the sky to the ground with the white pigeon's landing, almost falling to pieces.
"Doesn't God bless me? This pigeon sounds like a hen. Is it a hen? Has Fu Mei been cheated by unscrupulous traders? Spend the money of a super carrier pigeon to buy a hen?" Comrade Gou Shi was almost desperate.
But the pigeon, which seemed to be a hen, staggered on the ground for a few steps, and its wings fluttered for a long time, and finally flew up.
Although its posture is still like a hen, although it flies and falls down, it slowly flies longer and longer, flying higher and higher. Finally, it can spread its wings and soar in the sky.
Comrade Gou Shi's heart hanging in mid-air finally fell to the ground.
"Pigeon! Pigeon! You must bring this letter to my plum!" Comrade Gou Shi rushed downstairs, rushed out of the door, and shouted affectionately at the back of the pigeon.
The pigeon seemed to understand Comrade Gou Shi's words, folded its wings and flew back. It hovered over Comrade Gou Shi for a long time, forming a good echo with Comrade Gou Shi.
Comrade Gou Shi raised his head, looked eagerly at the pigeon hovering overhead, and said silently, "Pigeon, I will give you my future destiny."
A piece of steaming pigeon dung fell from the sky, impartially in the middle of the bridge of Comrade Gou Shi's nose.
The pigeon spread its wings and flew far away.
"Hahahahahahahaha." Ding Yi looked at the white pigeon dung in the middle of Comrade Gou Shi's nose in the TV picture and was very happy.
Zhang Jianqiang accompanied him to have fun. After having fun, he said, "Mr. Ding, Comrade Gou Shi has sent a letter to Yang Guifei through the carrier pigeon. What should we do next? Do you want to arrange a sniper to shoot down this pigeon?
"Nonsense." Ding Yi said, "It is to let Yang Guifei know the current situation of Gou Shi, so that we can arrange the next step. Have you forgotten our plan? As long as Yang Guifei comes, hey hey hey hey."
"Hey hey hey hey hey." Zhang Jianqiang also laughed with Ding Yi.
On the fifth day of Comrade Gou Shi's biography to Yang Guifei, Yang Guifei came, which was very fast.
Comrade Gou Shi adopts the method of flying pigeon biography. The speed of flying pigeons is not slow. It is estimated that it will take about a day to reach Yang Guifei's place. Yang Guifei will come by plane again. It will take no more than two hours to arrive, but it took Yang Guifei a total of five days to reach Comrade Gou Shi. Why do you say that she is so fast?
This is because, as the feng shui wife of the Tang family, Yang Guifei came out of the Tang family. To complete the very complicated approval procedures, he must first make up the appropriate reasons, and then write down the application, which will be approved by the "Family Ethics and Ethics Arbitration Committee". After a meeting and discussion, it will be voted on in accordance with the minority obedience. According to the principle of counting, if the vote is passed, Yang Guifei can go out. If the vote is not passed, Yang Guifei cannot leave the Tang family.
This procedure takes a few days to complete, so Yang Guifei arrived on the fifth day of Comrade Gou Shi's biography. It can be said that she is already very fast. It is estimated that after receiving the letter from Comrade Gou Shi, she immediately fabricated a reason to apply to the "Family Ethics and Ethics Arbitration Committee" and submit to the "Family Ethics and The "ethical arbitration committee" held a meeting to study. After passing the approval, she immediately flew over from the circle city of Chacha Province, which showed that she was urgent enough.
Some audiences will ask. Comrade Gou Shi sent a letter to Yang Guifei. He only wrote about his current bad situation and did not write his current address. How did Yang Guifei find Comrade Gou Shi?
The audience asked a good question. In fact, when Yang Guifei received the biography of the flying pigeon, he did not know Comrade Gou Shi's place of residence, but she also had a magic weapon called "tracking pigeon". Like the "book pigeon" she bought and gave to Comrade Gou Shi many years ago, the tracking pigeon is also a good identity. Its valuable value is that it can It is enough to play a tracking role. Of course, it is not tracking people, but its kind - pigeons. Yang Guifei received the "Flying Pigeon Biography" from Comrade Gou Shi. He found that when Comrade Gou Shi wrote a letter, he was very urgent and forgot to write the address. Yang Guifei was very anxious and ignored it. Suddenly, he thought of the magic weapon "following pigeon" and immediately fed the "Biography Pigeon" for ten days. Let it fly and fly. Of course, "Biography" The characteristic of the "book pigeon" is to fly in two points and one line. The first flight is from point A to point B. Then, if at point B, let it start to fly, the "book pigeon" will naturally fly back to point A from point B. Yang Guifei uses the characteristic of the "book pigeon" to let it fly back to the place where Comrade Gou Shi now lives. .
When the "book pigeon" was flying, Yang Guifei picked up the "tracking pigeon" and throwing it into the sky. He pointed to the "book pigeon" that was flying and blew a whistle. The "stalking pigeon" understood, followed the "book pigeon" and flew to the city where Comrade Gou Shi was.
In order to enable the "stalking pigeon" to successfully follow the "book pigeon", Yang Guifei made full preparations. She first fed the "stalking pigeon" for eleven days, which was one day more than the ten days of the "book pigeon", to ensure that the physical fitness of the "stalling pigeon" is better than the "book pigeon" and will not be dumped by the "book pigeon". In addition, she also installed a GPS satellite positioning system and a micro camera for the "tracking pigeon", which can transmit to her the location of the "tracking pigeon" and the people and things it photographed at any time. On the "tracking pigeon", Yang Guifei also installed a micro phone. If Comrade Gou Shi gets this phone, he can Through this phone call, contact Yang Guifei. In this way, Comrade Gou Shi can contact Yang Guifei in time. The recent situation of Comrade Gou Shi and what kind of trouble he has encountered, Yang Guifei can understand clearly.
The "following pigeon" lived up to expectations and finally successfully followed the "book pigeon" and successfully followed the "book pigeon" to the residence of Comrade Gou Shi.
Comrade Gou Shi was starving and dizzy at that time. He was lying in ** dying. Suddenly, he heard the call of pigeons. He looked up. It was the "book pigeon" he had released two days ago. He was ecstatic. He knew that it had sent the letter. Thinking of "Pure Mei"'s feelings for him, he would definitely not die, and he turned over. There was hope. Thinking of this, infinite power came out of nowhere. He sat up, picked up the pigeon, and looked at its legs. He saw that the letter he had sealed was gone. He must have been opened and read by "Pingmei". Since "Pingmei" has read his letter, he will naturally come. When he saw the light again, he said a few words in his heart, "There is no end to man's road", and thanked God's eight generations of ancestors, and he was overjoyed.
But he is now poor and has not been boiling for a few days, so before the arrival of "Pingmei", Comrade Gou Shi's top priority is to solve his stomach problem. After "Pingmei" comes, he can't find that he is already hungry. That's not good, so Comrade Yi Gou Shi came up with the idea of "Book Pigeon" again.
With the huge shape of the "book pigeon", you can eat it for about three or five days. With three or five days at the bottom, it is estimated that you can stick to the arrival of "Plum". As long as "Plum" comes, everything will be fine. At least you can eat enough. You can get through this level first, and then try to develop in the future. If you want to be big The development of must solve the immediate problem of eating, which is the most practical idea.
However, the "book pigeon" has made great achievements in passing on the book. If you unload the mill and kill the donkey, cook the rabbit and the dog, and believe in eating the pigeon, it seems to be a little unreasonable, so Comrade Gou Shi hesitated for a moment.
While hesitating, he suddenly heard another "cooing" pigeon call. He fixed his eyes, but it used to fly in with the "book pigeon". There was another pigeon. Although its body was smaller than the "book pigeon", it was enough to eat. Comrade Gou Shi drooled with excitement.
This pigeon is naturally the "stalking pigeon" sent by Yang Guifei. It has successfully followed the "book pigeon" and found the residence of Comrade Gou Shi.
But where does Comrade Gou Shi know the details of this? Seeing that another pigeon came, the pigeon did not send a letter, so killing it by itself does not mean unloading and killing donkeys. Rabbits die and dogs cook, and believe in the act of eating pigeons. If you eat it yourself, there is no guilt and salt. It is simply a pie that falls from the sky. In the original intention of "If you eat it for nothing, you eat it, you will eat it for free. If you know who doesn't eat it, it is white. In the spirit of "idiot", Comrade Gou Shi came up with its idea.
"Come on, pigeon brother, come here, uncle will give you candy." Comrade Gou Shi said kindly to the "following pigeon".
Comrade Gou Shi was hungry and dizzy with hunger. His thinking ability was greatly regressed. The front was said to be "pigeon brothers", followed by a sentence "Uncle gives you sugar to eat". In this sentence, the generation of him and the pigeons was chaotic. From the first ordinary generation to the latter sentence, even the primary school students can If you easily expose the flaws, you will never be fooled by his childishness, which shows the degree of confusion in his mind.